Ep 171 - Would NELK Post This?

Well you ended up doing the horseback lol

Jackson

my dad (who is a veteran of 17 years, so big and strong. keep that in mind) is TERRIFIED of horses and I used to make fun of him for it until I learned that the reason he's so scared of them is because during a protest in downtown Buffalo where he grew up, he watched a cop instruct his horse to kick someone in the chest with its back legs and the dude went flying 3 blocks and died on impact. in the words of my dad, "I don't like cops, I don't like horses, and I ESPECIALLY do not like cops on horses."

cody......accountant is an undercover term for stripper

lmao the horse scene in the ring also scarred me as a teenager it’s still hard to watch today

im a horse girl i love them theyre like huge dogs

Anna Puchalski

i cant promote bc family on social media and immigrant parents......

Anna Puchalski

As a verified horse girl it's important to me that you check out the FB group shiteventersunite, I'm so curious to know if it'll further enhance your fear or make you like them a bit

Emma Tuckwell

DAMN that was a good ass episode guys

bimbo isn’t really a kink women are just reclaiming the word since it was originally used to shame us so

also at my summer camp if u fell off a horse they gave u a horseshoe

Mary Lawrence

i used to take horseback riding at summer camp until one year we were playing red light green light on the horses and instead of stopping mine start galloping

Mary Lawrence

Segunda nuts

Accountant on TikTok means you’re on only fans, or doing sex work

Armie Hammer be enjoying that She-kebab yumm

Skyler

What was Segunda supposed to be?

that fuckin scene from the Ring is burned in memory too... that mf jumps off the boat and gets caught in the MOTOr

peach

holy shit best bit in a long ass time garth brooks slowly devolving on stage "I SOUND LIKE SHIT" lmao

The Garth bit had me bustin out laughing in my car at 6am on the way to work. Good shit

Cody being afraid of horses is the funniest shit I’ve heard in years. Golden.

armie hammer is obviously insane but look into his family heritage- it’s even more insane. his aunt’s memoir “surviving my birthright” is essentially a tell-all about their family and the horrors that came with being a part of it. it’s really dark.

This is one of the funniest episodes

honestly the more time you spend with horses the more they seem like big dogs

...no 💕

buglord

Cody there’s a horse being shipped to your house rn

Miles

Cody if you and Noel are both 1990 babies, then that means you are both Horses according to the Chinese zodiac.

Chien

Cody I work with riding racehorses and just want to say grow some balls and get better balance, pussy Horses aren't that scary, you just have no courage

As a sex worker who watches you two, I just wanted to say Cody was right about a big part of OF is already having a large following or having a specific audience. A lot of girls who have no idea how intricate sex work is start online sex work and get confused when they don't just make hundreds or thousands of dollars right away. Many sex workers still don't make a lot of money on online platforms unless that is their main focus. Even with that being said, for certain sex workers (or for people dabbling in the industry) in specific regions making even $72 can be a significant amount. I don't know if I explained that well and I wish I could go more into detail but i'm drunk right now lmao. Please just be careful about the ways you talk about sex work because its such a misunderstood and stigmatized profession. I love you guys but its upsetting to hear the way people unfamiliar with the industry discuss it :/ ❤️

Destiny Wilson

I live in texas, so I've always been around horses, cows, farm animals etc. I would LOVE to see the guys have a good equestrian experience. Like, more than laughs, having them connect with a horse. It's a beautiful thing. Also, my name (Philip) literally means "lover of horses". Not a direct correlation but it may help me

also there are the himbos. new free life advice is find yourself a man that IS dumb

Hanna

I fucking love bimbo-tok

Allison

spot on about the ketamine in the north lmao

garth brooks embracing the dad bod because they tore down his college house in stillwater a couple months ago, osu campus was quiet that day lmaooooo

Shelby Sager

Well that was definitely the wrong thing to listen to while cooking a brisket.

Cordula Jäger

The beginning bit about Garth Brooks makes me laugh for a very specific reason: I live in Yukon, Oklahoma, which is where Garth is from. It's a bigger city than it used to be, we don't really have the accents, but it's funny to me because this town has a borderline obsession with Garth. I work at a Chick-Fil-A on a street named Garth Brooks Boulevard, no joke. Also, calling back to last week's bone zone: yes, they DO make us wear the chastity belts at Chick-Fil-A. The only way to unlock them is to call somebody in the drive thru a homophobic slur at least twice an hour.

I raise goats in TX. The hat flick is not a thing, people don't just talk about fucking animals and share a wink; or fuck animals at all... Well, I assume anyway, it may be different with people who raise sheep.

That Garth Brooks bit was hilarious lads lmfao

Ethan

I’ve had an awful week and the Garth brooks thing is probably the first time I’ve laughed today. Thank you guys so much for doing what you do

also noel go bungee jumping. its way scarier than skydiving idk why. like skydiving you have the guy attatched to you and you weirdly don't feel the freewill as much, but with bungee jumping you feel ZERO resistance. like you are just looking off a bridge at the ground below and have to jump, feeling absolutely nothing attatched to you, you just have to jump off

katy burke

for Cody: the only time ive actually ridden a horse was in wyoming when I was 11. my whole family and the instructor were walking along these trails outside of jacksonhole, and my horse was doing the exact same thing. I kept trying to get him to stop eating but the one time I realized that once he fell a little bit behind he galloped to catch up. I had never been on a horse before and also I liked the adrenaline so I just started letting him stop to eat then run to catch up. the intructor kept telling me to pull on the ropes to get him to stop and I just pretended that I couldnt do it because I liked when he went fast

katy burke

Can’t believe my Patreon sub just went towards DJ Khaled’s basketball trailer

Rook Underwood

man the garth brooks/armie hammer shit was funny af 😂 also i will still be using the laughing cry emoji, it’s too good lmaooo

https://vm.tiktok.com/ZMJK1jJTp/ found cody

Accountant means someone who sells sex online "Person who works as a porn star is in the industry and does not want to reveal they do. Hey whats your job? Oh im just an accountant at this company called onlyfans"

Aed

I was going when they were talking about Girth Brooks lmao

Rudy Davila

Rewatched the Super Xan video and am cackling at the horse trainer just standing on her phone looking annoyed af throughout the whole video

yeah about the onlyfans shit, Cody is right.. like it’s WAY easier if you already have a following. It’s kinda hard to get the ball rolling when you’re just a regular person lol. without investing a shit ton of time into it

Lindsey

Got some anti sex-work vibes off noel on this one.

But yeah, more producer surprise. Shit was fire

Jeremy Smith

Why the armie hammer voice sound like Kronk from emperors new groove. Patrick Warburton that you?

Lauren P

I love Ross bro, so glad the producers recommended one of his clips

Jeremy Smith

Coming for #6 anti-horse podcast in 2021

Jake Diaz

Why’d I get deja vu from Cody’s horse story has he told it before?

Dawgggg accountant means only fans girl. There's a popular song on tiktok about being an "accountant". Also Bimbos are in this year

Holy fuck was listening to this while getting high in my garage and had 3 cop cars pull up and stop a car, they proceeded to arrest 2 women on my front lawn for drug and weapon possession. This is at 11:30 at night. was just blasting you guys while watching them get arrested. wild night

Jacob Brittain-Mill

bimbos are back rn

summer

You boomers. Account is code for sex worker and bimbo has now been reclaimed in tik tok fo be a proud feminist who is overly feminine and dumb, like legally blonde. It’s a side of tik tok

They finally got their "Jamie" lmaoo

Joey

Bimbo is a form of kink now. Overly big boobs, pink everything, have only fans, fake being dumb and shit. Its called bimbofication which means to become a ‘air headed slut’ only used for sexual gain

i told y’all last ep that they need to be educated on bimbo culture smh

Diana

same omg ahah

Luke Silburn

Yeah, it’s a tiktok meme where sex workers just say they’re accountants to avoid talking about what they ACTUALLY do for a living

Ashley

Gotta say i love all the episodes but gawd damn this one made me laugh so hard that my manager told me to take my headphones off because i wasn't doin nothin but laughin

am i high or did cody move his desk

& unrelated but: PLEASE do not get too into bimbo kink tik tok 😬 that community is. so far from yall’s comfort zone

buglord

“accountant” on tiktok just means they have an onlyfans lmao

also, if yall ever get to go on tour again once covid is over imma buy the meet and greet option and walk in that bitch with a horse tshirt just for cody 🏃🏾‍♀️

gabby

i know this dude armie hammer be BUSTIN when he walk into a famous daves bro

gabby

How about dumb thicc?

Antipathi

exact same. girl sc thing too

Yo, accountant is from a song or a meme. I think it’s for strippers, they say I’m an accountant because no one asks about your job

Benjamin Lantz

rasinets bit absolutely killed me

Connor Albury

Isn’t DJ Khaled somewhat famous for not eating box? How racy could his content even get 🤷‍♀️

buglord

the fuckin horse story holy shiiit hahahah

Horses lol

Iryna Kozhokaryu

Omg Cody THE RING MADE ME SCARED OF HORSE TOO!!!!!!!!!

Iryna Kozhokaryu

Khalid to TMG: "You played yourself"

that exact same horse story happened to me at girl scout camp.... I feel you cody😂

Bukola

lmao why does that video of Armie look like Chris Melberger?

Creamer

I like how Noel has a literal microphone in front of his face and still holds up the fake screwdriver microphone

Last thing I expected was a 10 Minute Garth Brooks bit but i loved it

Jared

Why do you guys do the pod over zoom and not discord?

Jabar Singletary

why does Cody Ko so... fresh

Zach

Hopefully I can hear Cody this time Jesus Christ

Cedric

Why do I get like 14 notifications per podcast upload

i logged onto patreon to see this? blessed😹😭