Ep 171 - Would NELK Post This?

You guys have definitely talked about that scene in The Ring in a past episode hahha

Kelly

I thought the Garth thing was really funny 😂

The absolute magnificence of them talking about being old and then immediately not understanding what accountant means. It’s unparalleled.

Dale Brennan

but only fans is for...only fans, it's not only porn lol. before you join you can see how many posts they've made lol

Elly

This is my response to the question ‘what would you do if someone told you they wanted to bbq your ribs?’ First of all, I hate bbq sauce so I would NOT be down.

I went to a horse track while I was drunk once and remember everyone was petting this one horse. So, I stumbled over there and was kinda petting him around his mouth. His lips tickled my hand and so I left my hand there. He then bit down on my finger thinking that it was probably a fucking carrot. I was able to pull my finger out but it hurt like hell the whole day. I felt like a such an idiot, but I learned my lesson to never be around a horse drunk.

Wesley Glenn

it’s important to remember that Garth isn’t even his first name, it’s his middle. His first name is Troyal

if anyone’s interested in more details about armie hammer’s messed up family this girl on tik tok @thezenblonde posted a series summarizing armie’s aunts biography about the billionaire family and the entire family is so fucked it makes what armie is doing unsurprising

love y’all tho & this was a good one

Tori Heck

ok boomers the tiktok hashtags work in a way that certain random ones are trending and people use them just to go viral not bc they are related to their video

Tori Heck

Garth is thicc but have you seen the Bowling for Soup singer recently? 😂

Alex Madore

I used to work with horses and for the most part I loved it. but at one point there was a horse at the stable named Penny. she hated me and the feeling was fuckin mutual. she would constantly try to bite me and her favorite pastime was stepping directly on my feet. bitch broke three of my toes in total. I had a pyogenic granuloma (google if u want a good mental image) on my big toe once and she stomped directly on it. I’ve since popped a fuckin lung (unrelated), but her destroying my toe is still the most painful thing I’ve experienced. god I fuckin hated that animal.

Peri

also bimbo means and has always meant a stupid/vapid woman not a hoe sorry just wanted to add

Kieran Davis

Y’all should tell stories again I’d like to hear that. Miss that from the Totally Chill podcast

Kieran Davis

they should’ve just had lil jon do amazing grace. Just auto-tuned as a mf and spotless. Or better yet you just hear Bernie in the back “bring out lil jon!! I know his ass is around here”

I’m glad me and Cody are both terrified of the horse scene in the ring. Haunts me every day of my life

Jennifer

yo apparently armie hammers aunt, casey hammer, released a book called ‘surviving my birthright’ on how messed up the hammer family is, its definitely psychotic rich dude kinda shit

The Garth brooks bit killed me, also Sweetwater saga too good to be true

Paige Hampton

should someone tell them what accountant means

Yall obviously dont know what it means to be an “Accountant”

here in Washington state we have a cannabis grower named Sweet Water Farms. (it's really fucking good and their customer service is fantastic too).

DietofonlyCokeandMemes

i watched the ring when I was five and have never been able to get the horse fallin off the boat out of my mind. I revisit it constantly.

Jasmine

I can’t believe you guys haven’t seen bimbo tiktok yet, I feel bad for old people!

IM NOT SEEING ENOUGH MOVEMENT

William Jones

I work with lions, tigers and a bunch of other carnivores and I’m cool w them. We have horses on property and they scare the absolute fuck out of me.

Fifty7Cal

I've been in the horse industry for 20 years now, since I was 9. I love those giant idiots more than I can even describe. But there isn't a day that goes by that I don't shout into the void about how much I hate them. Regardless, come on over to NY, I'll take you out and get you over this fear. Those overpriced bags of Alpo make everything better.

Horses are big dogs for the most part

This gotta be one of my favorite episodes yet. Love you boys keep up the great work.

My middle school principal’s name was Garth

Nobody singing with Garth reminded me when nobody did the floss with Ninja

Antipathi

it took the whole hour for me to realize that cody isn’t accidentally calling noel luke

Wow listening to this I just realized that TMG finally got their equivalent to Jamie on Joe Rogan. Congrats Luke!!

Ethan Dodson

The Garth Brooks bit with the accent had me rolling the whole time 😂

Canyon Hansen

I was actually hoping Noel ate cashews on the pod to take my son out of the mood of SUCKIN OFF some toes. Kid is a CREEP

I just subscribed to patron last week and forgot I get it a day early thank you 💯

perfect timin i'm bouta roll up 🙏🏾

BKZ

thank you