Ep 170 - I Am 100% a Cannibal

Why was there a bunch of Ads with weird spaces between them at the end

when Cody's computer froze I laughed so hard for no reason

Lizzie Volante

omg just realized i can comment on these now that i’m a patron i keep hearing u guys talk about getting a soundboard but i think half of the time i spend laughing at ur shit is at the sound effects you make with your mouths so like dont get a soundboard and become dependent on it if that makes sense kings

Emma Wallisch

A Space-X vibrator does sound cutting edge though lol

Andrae

One of the funniest episodes in a while, the Armie Hammer bit had me crying laughing

One of the more entertaining podcasts lately, interesting stories and commentary

I started my semester today and my stats professor sounds EXACTLY like Cody’s eastern european man impression

I can’t watch you guys anymore. Can never support someone who’s anti print more money

Trace Carter

I think it's burning too, too many ppl are saying parasite when it's obviously not it...

Kitty

Was Noel talking about Burning from 2018?

parasite came out last year Noel 🤨

it's so comforting to me lol

it's right to make fun of anything

hey guys doesnt armie hammer have like... serious r#pe allegations against him? the cannibal stuff is weird but he still victimized people... it’s not right to make light of something so traumatizing/ only show that side

fiona

I'd love just one episode where Noel isn't eating during the podcast

anti_data

armie hammer is a meatslut if i've ever seen one

Why does Noel's Armie Hammer voice sound like Sam

Sabrina Sandy

Can we get a Derf app? I wanna know when my bois are getting down with the denim on.

Antipathi

smooth brain moment

Emil Lorange

ok but honestly we could print more money. nothing is even real like we made up money. like we're taught that if we print more money it'll inflate everything but that doesn't have to fucking happen. just like the argument where if we raise wages the price of everything goes up. IT DOESNT HAVE TO. it's bc capitalism breeds greed and ppl put profit over ppl

Lmfao as soon as I saw that Lewis post I knew you guys would talk about it

Ay same! My brother works with them a lot more than i do, when he gets a call from his rep he’ll say “one sec i gotta talk with my best friend Mike” lmao. Even though it can be kind of be a lot sometimes, they’re a damn good company with a lotta smart people on their team.

Peri

Maybe I’m just high, but this is the funniest episode in a while

Makenna

Armie Hammer really took the phrase "fuck your brains out" to a whole new level

Oh man those Lewis Hamilton bits keep me going goddamn, too good boys

i am 100% accountable

Jonah Kennedy

he has physically harmed multiple women. he goes against consent and guidelines in that community.

I legit cried laughing at calling your son freak part

Sean

All jokes aside, if the armie hammer stuff is real, it seems like it a kink of his, and as long as he hasn’t acted on those links or physically harmed anyone, it’s shitty to put someone’s kink. It seems like these conversations were related to the kink community

Amber Valdez

Cody licking that missing part of his lip constantly is unsettling as fuck.

I recognize that this is such a douche thing to comment but CBD Noel, that's my post boxing go-to, helps with the headaches n all that shit

Benjamin Wilson

You left the ad in

Why does Hellofresh promo not work in UK

The Splurge: everybody is a millionaire

Would guess the movie is Parasite?

The fucking baby bit lmao I love Lewis Hamilton, he's a legit good dude, but goddamn. So fucking funny. He's too rich for self awareness lol

Michael Santos

Whenever I hear Noel wheezing from laughing so hard I can’t help but wheeze myself hahahaha

Brittany Manne

Someone needs to remake that old YouTube video “actual cannibal shia labeouf” and dub his name to armie hammer

I immediately knew what noel was going to say the girls would be throwing on stage and Im so glad he kept going instead of being like nah nah I can't say that, hahahah so gross but funny

panago

Same, it looks like they uploaded the youtube version to both sites

The season is just over

Isaiah Roberts

maybe that girl who said we should just print more money was onto smth 👀

marythecowboy

Whatever happened to The Pleasure is Ours ? Did it get canceled or something ?

Rook Underwood

this episode was hilarious the whole armie hammer bit was laugh out loud funny

Haley

I saw Night Stalker on Netflix-GREAT crime documentary. You guys should watch and talk about it on the next podcast! It's about the hunt for a serial killer in LA in the 80s

Emma Johnson

I think Lewis is laying on the floor in that pic

Max

:/

Lauren

There's also a scene of Armie Hammer kissing Timothee Chalamets foot in CMBYN and apparently it was improvised and not written in the script lol

gauze

In phlebotomy school, we draw on eachother twice a day everyday. It's mostly for practice so the blood tubes aren't actually being processed. You're supposed to dispose of them but a boy in my class would take his home as well as ask other girls if he could keep theirs. I'm not suggesting he drank them, but I'm also not not suggesting it lol.

I haven’t laughed this hard in a bit, thank y’all for this episode 😹😹

Javier

Am I the only one that has ads on this video? this looks like the youtube upload no?

how does cody have a 10 gallon trucker hat

jack cordova

the armie hammer situation makes him sound like a down bad cannibal

Bro I cannot believe you just talked about the SweetWater Reps lmao. Me and my brother make jokes about them all the time. Mine is named Ikes Taylor and he's super Italian who constantly calls me. He's the goat though.

Silas Miller

love that cody’s view of billionaires is the same as mine when i was 14. i’m jealous i wish i never became aware of the horrors of capitalism

Ese

My SW rep was dude named Shelby.

Matthew Valentine

Cody's Slavic/russian/whatever voice is unmatched

Allie

why can't we print more money

Anya

he tried to breathe 😌🌬 but Noel was under 💧water🧜‍♀️

alana 🧚🏻‍♀️

wockyyy sluushhh

Commenting this now not sure if Noel remembers it during the rest of the episode but the film was Parasite lol

SunandStars

Jesus Christ this episode was fucking fire the Arnie Hammer bit had me as dead as his fantasies.

Armie Hammer buying a rotisserie chicken: "oh do you want a condom with that?"

William Jones

Nvm I’m a hella dumbass and didn’t listen to the whole thing bc I was running and mad so disregard my dumb ass and listen to the whole thing boys💕

Gunnar Goodell

Jk it was 11 but after Cody had his power go out it still sounded bad. Idc if it’s them I just wanna know if I have to adjust my headphones or I’m good

Gunnar Goodell

Are my headphones fucked up bc at about 11:50 Cody goes hella echo as well

Gunnar Goodell

I'm pretty sure he was talking about Parasite which came out in 2019

Tmax

Is it just me or does noel’s audio on the regular ep worse then Cody’s on the live bone zone

Gunnar Goodell

noel was the korean film "'burning" with steven yuen? sounds like it, but i could be completely wrong lolol

Kitty

I was fucking howling during that kid bit

Very funny episode :)

Justin

you can just use a tampon as a teabag

Hanna

noel back in full form with the food on the pod, was wonder what that bag sound was for the first 15min then I heard the smacking and was like "oooooooH".

Richmond Hill

Dam cody got herpes

Cameron Mirochnik

The sweet water bit is hilarious gotta do something with that

bigboi 420_69

no the dude finds the password on his piece of paper frantically sweating types it in last try and forgot to turn off All Caps

Creamer

Cody’s hat is huge!

❤️

Gloria

Hi

aye

Tmax