Bonus Ep 59 - Your Boy Toys

dw cody that close up/wide shot joke was good

I fucking wish my DM's had actual job offers from recruiters :(

Andrae

There are HELLA parrots on my college campus in LA and they sit in the trees and repeat what people have said while walking by. I've passed by and one kept repeating "bitch". I go to Occidental College (where obama went) and its in highland park/eagle rock, right in between pasadena and glendale

27bslash6? is that the blog you mean

the parrotllels

Cody next time you're feeling anxious, you should try kratom. I drink Maeng Da to calm mi nerves. Also this is coming from a 22 year old Stanford grad -- if that lends any credibility. recommendation coming from someone who's just a person, not an intense drug enthusiast. it's barely a high

Hey so just curious for us pleb audio listeners could the links to the videos you watch be put in the show notes.

God King Engineer of Beaverkind

jark chuckerberg is the funniest thing i’ve heard in weeks

I called it! I said it a couple of episodes ago!

The website Cody was on about sounds like http://www.27bslash6.com/

Samuel Phillis

They fucking did hot ones they wing baiting us lmao I cannot fucking wait for that. Noel, from one GERD hoe to another I hope you popped like 8 Prevacid before that shit my guy

Noooo😭

Becca Weber

cody please don't cut your hair bahaha

Ethan

I live in Pasadena and those damn parrots sound like demons screaming at 6 in the morning!!! LMAO

Katie

They made the call because of the safety car restart which makes sense as they would've still been 1 2 but there was a radio failure for the people who were supposed to get the tires which is what caused the screw up and the tires were Bottas' which is against the sporting regs to use them which is why he had to come in and change them and they got fined after the race, I think if they would've kept them on he would have gotten disqualified still heartbreaking for Russell as even with that I think he would've won the race had it not been for the puncture

The zuckerburg james charles bit was the funniest in a while

Victor

I wanna hear what Noel thinks of the circus performance that merc put on for us this Sunday. IMO they should've just left George out on the tyres he was running after the pit stop. At least then he would've been in podium contention. I think George (given his performance in the first half of the race) he still could've climbed the positions despite the time loss from the worn tyres. (Im also pretty sure that those tyres he was running were Bottas' and I think that they had a flat spot on them so that might've been the reasoning)

Joshua Gatto

no snitching

Unexpectedly Lit

Yall were thinkin of KBnoswag, he was the one who did the fake craiglist shit

I think they were high af in this ep

Please react to the KFC lifetime ‘mini movie’ where Mario Lopez is playing colonel sanders

Ivy Potter

I'm happy they trust us with secrets <3

You’re welcome

Brett Anderson

https://youtu.be/rm-GryeWnpM

Brett Anderson

This is your friendly reminder NOT TO SNITCH cus holy congratufuckinglations to these men! that bleep tho

jade chen

Right? That’s what I’m trying to figure out

katelynnalexa

Can't hear Jark Chuckerberg's muppet ass voice and love of smoked meats without imagining Jordan Peterson

Guys the lawyer lady kept saying it’s always the husband

I ain’t no snitch

Wait did you guys just leak that you’re gonna be on hot ones or did you eat it elsewhere?

Amber Valdez

omfg are y’all gonna be on hot ones?!? :D yayyy

Lindsey

JaMarcus CharlesBurg

after

cody please cut your hair

Emily

wait im confused do yall record the bonuses before or after the regular episodes

That picture of the zuck lookin thicc in the water wasn’t sunscreen, it was his James Charles pallet being washed off.

Sloan Steady

my dad suspected his partner of cheating and I got someone's pic from that website that's like, thispersondoesnotexist so I could make a fake profile and not feel bad for using a real person's pic. They matched :( F for my dad plz

Elly

IF YOU SNITCH, YOU A BITCH

Lxssi

Damn what episode was that?😂

Afro tistic

I live in the valley and those fucking parrots flock to our neighborhood annually and it's awful. Imagine waking up to hearing 100+ parrots squawking everyday for a whole season. I always heard it was ppl just letting go their pet parrots and they join the flock lol

synchronized shitting

i want Jark Chuckerburg to be a reoccurring character

Clara Rowe

The James Charles Zuckerburg mix has me weak

Graceanne

there are parrots in manhattan beach, but only seasonally so i guess “seasonal parrots”,,, but like 10ish years ago a local pet store accidentally released their parrots, and i guess parrots be fuckin, so now we have large flockssss of green parrots here

Noel talking about F1 is the best

Chad Graley

An Amazon area manager slid into my linkedin dms to try to recruit me during quarantine, anyone else?

Michelle Begun

I hate that I listen to y’all at work bro. Making me snort in front of my boss like damn

Noel is always dancing on the line of being anti-vax

garret barber

This has nothing to do with this video but on Noels weird DM he talked about a girl who had mono that turned into EDS and literally the same exact thing happened to me wtf. Can confirm on the weird contorting though lol fml

NOEL. I’ve been waiting for almost half a year to find out what racecar you went to look at. I need to know you have one week.

As much as i dont like the paul's id pay to see one or both of them get smacked by evander kane in the ring

I live in Burbank near Griffith park, and the Parrots are indeed a tHiNg. I mention Griffith park because the ‘abandoned zoo’ is there; supposedly when it caught fire many years ago, they let the parrots loose- now, those birds are FLOURISHING. I mean, they’ve reaaally expanded their ranks. They move around LA semi-seasonally, but in the fall/winter they hang around my area (often of my front-yard tree) and screech like crAzy. Insane amounts of noise. I cannot stress enough, how terrifying they are when they’re screaming/screeching directly above you. Apocalyptic levels of bird screeching. I deeply appreciate their bizarre presence tho

Isabel

I feel like the older episodes used to be funnier because they did a lot of stupid bits, now it’s all real shit. That’s okay though I just reply the old episodes tbh

Grace

Also the tournament xQc got banned for was a Fall Guys Twitch Rivals (tournament organized by Twitch themselves), not among us.

DrCrack

What happened with Fortnite is Nickmercs tweeted like 2 weeks ago he missed playing Fortnite then started playing again and it kinda went from there. Also xQc has been playing for a couple days with 60k+ people watching so that probably played a part as well

DrCrack

When Noel was doing that voice all I could think of was James Charles as a muppet

i NEED to see noel in a boba fett costume

Haley

We need an among us video with Noel. There’s definitely still a huge audience for it. It’d be so entertaining because I feel he could easily get out of being accused

i CANNNNOT wait until you guys on hot ones

nutsack

cody avoiding saying traeger is so odd

Ellie Fisher

yall a HOTONES EPISODE???!!!!!!

Ellie Fisher

The parrot thing is real, at least in Orange County. Growing up my parents would tell me that it was because disneyland accidentally released then and they just populated like crazy

before rice gum got big he streamed on MLG live, which was twitch for hardcore g boys. He view botted and got banned but essentially became known for the view botting scandal and bringing these hot girls on stream and talking to them about sus shit without them knowing he was live. Thats when he started his youtube after he got banned.

I just googled tmg hot ones and the first result was the Matthew Mcconaughey episode

Zachary Mosher

the closest well get to a Everything but the points episode 🤣

Thomas Merrill

Y'all ruined my Friday talking about Jake Paul >:(

Benjamin

Noel digging up his nose in the thumbnail

Benjamin

Sup hoes

Charlie Sheen

Y'all want an Among Us player? None of my friends give a shit about the game anymore and for some reason I'm still not tired of it

Best two episodes this year

Avery C

Can you timestamp thespoilers so i can avoid them?

YOOHOO!!!! The boys got on truth or dab!? Did I miss them announcing that? Hyped for that to come out.

For the twitch thing: One thing ive noticed is that for battle royale games, if the viewers are “organic”. It goes up and down based on how the game is going. In the end fights it’s at the highest and then it goes really down once the match ends.

I’m studying abroad in London rn while doing wildlife biology research and I listen to TMG while I’m doing fieldwork out in the woods. And let me say, the amount of times I’ve dropped some mf bird eggs & important tools or tripped into thorn bushes because I laughed too hard is unbelievable. At this point I would shoutout tmg in my acknowledgments section of my thesis but there has to be some rule about printing the words Tiny Meat Gang in an academic paper 🤨 anyway, bless y’all

Abby

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Noel what are you talking about with Xqc getting banned for "cheating in a among us tournament" didn't he just stream snipe Dr Lupo in a fall guys tourney.

Matyim

Can’t wait for you guys to be on that lactating show lol

casandra gonzalez

"Lewis don't"

I just want to say hi... hi Noel

thinking about that bit when yall said you'd moan after every bite on hot ones lmao

vee

zuckerberg having Bonzi Buddy's voice is my favourite bit of the year lmfao

Thibault Tresca

Wondering if the blog Cody was talking about might be 27BslashC.com? Doesn't quite fit but if he misremembered one or two details that definitely could be it.

Caleb Reece

Alright I'll say it I laughed a couple times

The James Charles bit had me fucking dying. lol don't think that sounds like James at all but thats just makes it funnier.

Creamer

just a huge shoutout to the boys for the content they've been putting out lately - its hard to do that consistently and you guys have my highest admiration. Keep on keeping on, kings

Soph

https://vm.tiktok.com/ZMJ4vwtJq/ hi pls watch this tiktok about noel (not mine)

tmg patreon notifications are the only thing that gets me through my weeks

Noah Liggett

dude this vaccine better not make my gargantuan balls small... I can't do that dude

Alex Hughes

nice as fuck