Ep 152 - No Kids Allowed

“...and then like...her uncle...”

raaaaaaaaaaaaah that end 😂 we need to get you guys British passports asap in honour of all the brilliant stuff you’ve done for love island and similar stuff ❤️

kat

Noel and Cody acting like they ain't hot

Franklin wasn't getting away with 35mil scott free

Yeah bro I get tripped up over the fact that there are so many experiences hot people have that I just never could

Elina

why do i keep making the mistake of watching tmg episodes while eating

Apryl Salomaa

guys you have to see the all gas no brakes podcast

Ally

guys i wanted to see the wonderwall video :(

Fitore

may god have mercy on their souls

Fitore

I think that it honestly may have to do with copyright. Which shouldn’t be an excuse but I think this is the reason. I’m with you though and I wish I could find half of the stuff they played on the pod.

Ryan Titsworth

I just want that fucking wonderwall reference man. I have to see that shit

Ryan Titsworth

I just finished watching season 6 of love island UK and I kept hearing that weird thing in the outro and I'm so glad you guys brought it up

Just wanna say Cody thinking that HE’S chubby, makes me feel a little bit better about how I feel about myself. Or maybe it makes me feel worse......

Cody your story about the guy you know who was a sugar baby sounds like that youtube pilot you did

K

The fucking text message has me crying while cutting onions In The back of a chipotle

there is an Australian instagram influencer reece Hawkins and his fiancee London something, who are sharing there pregnancy journey on only fans lol

Can anyone find that wonderwall video?

Noel says "cadence" every podcast without fail.

Summer Slusser

the eucalyptus dono was mine fuck you noel

shannon

Would be like if americans were confused for mexicans because both eat tacos

you don't even have to be out of this world attractive you just have to play up the parts of your personality that people want to see in you and you can get money for literally nothing. imo i'm like a 7 tops with good lighting and a full night of sleep, one time i met up with some old dude for coffee. we chatted for like 20 minutes and then he handed me an envelope with 2 grand in cash, and we went our separate ways. never fucked him. some ppl just want to talk and are too ashamed to see a professional, lmao.

42takunai

Cody please stop mixing up Scottish and Irish culture. :') Like, sure, kilts aren't unheard of in Ireland but in terms of cultural stereotypes they are very much a Scottish thing. It's the same with the accent. Maybe watch some comedy from each place and get a vibe for the things that makes each place unique. (Both places have some of the best comedians anywhere on these islands, too, so not only is it educational but also really entertaining.) There *are* cultural similarities and crossovers in history but it's like mixing up Canada and the USA.

Camilla Jefferson

The last guy they showed in the honey house JT, may be the only person that may know what he’s doing, he played pro hockey and probably trying to grow his new hockey training program

You know how ~van life~ is basically gentrified trailer parks? The Honey House is just gentrified roommates

Molly Hudelson

There’s def vegan food that doesn’t live up to the non-veg equivalent but I wouldn’t have switched if there wasn’t any tasty food. Plus you get to try a lot of different foods and find stuff you never would’ve tried before.

Christian Lenard

Just gotta say, got the sweatshirt a week ago and wear it all the time so fucking dope and comfortable

Jeremy Leuck

damn dawg this shit slaps harder than a new McDonald's Travy Patty

Bro you pay for it, there's no wrong in pointing out what's not working. I love the pod and have never regretted supporting the boys but it's frustrating to watch them laugh and comment something you can't see nor hear

God dammit with the damn Irish accent again boys I cant take it

Noel’s just jealous he didn’t get to fuck the old lady

Please try to offer afterpay 🥺 I am actually a broke bitch

Ash Rosemary Shoop

i sit down with my dinner and they're already talking about shit

If you're not sharing the screen with us it literally feels like we're eavesdropping on some random skype call

Thibault Tresca

I hate to be a dick cause I love the pod but it’s happened so many times where you guys pull up something to listen to or watch and we can’t see or hear it. The I have to go and find it myself for context and I know it isn’t your fault entirely we have no idea how to even do any of what you’re doing but it gets pretty annoying since it happens a lot so ya know as paying members I feel like it should be taken care of. Sorry I know being a Karen

Eric Van Houten

PLEASE I am BEGGING YOU TWO--I made FOOD to listen to this

dont be a dick

Cody I think you’re remembering love island season 1 wrong. Half the girls looked so trashy and a few of the guys were like greasy sleazy looking dudes

Morgan

Tren cough is no joke! Thought that it was the end for me when it happened.

been waiting all week for this

Ok so I love you guys so much and I had a small issue with the pod I wanted to bring to light. Its not your fault at all, but happens pretty often where you guys will go to watch a funny video and only you guys can see and hear it so were just watching your reactions to literally nothing and have no context about what you guys could be talking about for the next 5-15 minutes. Just thought I'd say something just in case anyone happs to come upon this. Love you guys!

Scratch and Quitt

The end of the podcast was some incel talk

garret barber

Off topic question, but Cody, are you going to stream on twitch again? I loved the streams you did a couple months ago

yeah they're annoying as fuck

can we all agree the cody and noel fan accounts are getting out of hand?

Ryans Wood

For the record, I will NEVER beg to go back into the office. Full stop.

Chris

i started the podcast eating and the first thing noel says is shitquick. cmon

emma

you both look so old tf

Man Imagine how good this podcast could be if they would actually include the media they are talking about! Wild!

Cordula Jäger

Huh?

Lmao I went to hear what you guys were talking about with the word vocal noise (I guess 😅) when Love Island starts and I ended stumbling upon a compilation of you guys dancing to the song instead.

Last weekend was the last time I visited my girlfriend. We were in bed kissing and stuff, and of course one thing led to another. She climbed on top of me and rode me really fast. I had no problem with this, until she started going higher and higher. My hog eventually slipped out of her and she came back down and crushed it, top-down, bending the mother fuck out of it. I winced in pain and she seemed to notice, but instead of asking if I was ok she gave me a malicious smile and said “did that hurt daddy?” To which I said yes to. She asked if she could do it again and I said no, she kept pushing me into saying yes, but like, no, you smushed my shlong. Anyways she keeps texting me about it, telling me how it turned her on and how she’ll convince me to let her do it again. I had planned to see her again this weekend, but now I’m not feeling it. What should I do?

guess I'll be watching these as I wait for noel's sketches

vee

yikes

Oh my god my gushy gushy little bussyyyyy OOOHHHH YEAAHHHH

Europe time. Great for a late night clock in

Iana Cosmin