Ep 149 - Memes for Money

here after this didn’t age well 😣😣

when noel said Chadwick Boseman should pull up. damn.

Noel complaining about tim the tat man after having a twitch shortcut by being already well known when he started is super meta lmao. Guys with 6 times your stream time and 10times your skill have no chance to race with real racers yet you have. Ok bro *moans

Jay

At 29:20 Noel really said "wet ass dookie" and didn't make a WAP joke

Peter

How do you guys not quote your own music??? Grinding over the jeans? Noel has a whole song about that

Jakob West

Yall are wrong bout blaine!!

braden connell

damn thats a crazy mug

Zachary Stepp

Dave Franco pull up 😂😂😂

Just__Jonathan

cody wants to run striking viper duos with ryan reynolds

Liquid IV tastes like ass imma stay dehydrated

blaine just seemed like a giant magic nerd

imagine proposing at a silent rave

Garrett Schanck

I need to see this video Frost retweeted with the dumbekls

Yash Narang

noo that tik tok got the timeline wrong, they were married a year before they had a kid

aydan calling up his water connect on those hype house kids.

CODY AND NOEL BETHANY FROM GIRL DEFINED APPARENTLY HAD A SHOTGUN WEDDING https://vm.tiktok.com/ZMJr75VR6/

Dave Franco pull up

Miles

I’m getting a cavity filled on Tuesday. Like this if I should wear mask lingerie and gleek for my dentist.

Michelle Begun

in regards to the future VR/AR cameos: dude did you guys just describe the plot of the movie becoming john malkovitch

Chien

Tryna watch the pod on my living room TV and my roommates think I watch porn in the living room now.

Andrew Clark

cody really out here crushin on white boys

errrm nigger/nigga is an actual slur esp if you’re not Blk so you can keep your useless sassy fucking quotes gus, don’t be a cunt.

He’s been getting harassed on twitter for a month or so, people found clips of him saying “slurs “ and every time he tweets they just spam him trying to force an “apology” out of him. They’re literally so toxic. They claim to be tmg fans but all of them just dig through podcast episodes trying to find things that Cody has said wrong

why are they pressed?? i haven’t seen anything about that 😳😳

Cody I’m sorry for all your followers on twitter harassing you to apologize, I bet they’re not even on Patreon

waiting for them to make a striking vipers joke for the entire VR part and just didnt happen

Noel, regarding the David Blaine segment, people seeking attention in the way you described would typically be considered to have Histrionic Personality Disorder. Narcissist Personality Disorder which occurs when someone shows patterns of being arrogant, self-centered and even lacking empathy.

FullChicken

Me : *plays the video on speakers at 7:30 am while everyone around is sleeping* Noel : *some glorious girthy filet mignon pounding noises* Me : Aaaaaand changing the audio output

FullChicken

wow, spoilers

noel's pirate voice sounds like willem dafoe in the lighthouse lmao

I had to look up gleeking after this pod haha....we called it guppi? idk either, NZ is weird

Walk the Plank-to snort cocaine or ingest another substance but snorting/licking it off of a man's erect penis (also called "walking the frank" since frank is colloquial for penis and can at the same time be a man's name) Jaznisha was dared to walk the plank, and after, Frank was equally satisfied and laughed at her powdery white mustache.

cole brown

love how they both lean to the same side when they laugh a lot

i live next to the hudson river and im gonna flip a shit if david blaine goes flying past my window

I want to believe that Cody is wearing a death metal shirt

Cason Handy

noel happy (late) birthday i hope you know ive cried over you MULTIPLE times but ik lena is great for you but also that just makes me cry more cause i know i have no chance but i’m happy for you (let me go cry again now)

Have a friend who would finish every single laugh by a light moan. That's just her natural laugh, it's fucking hilarious.

Elina

ayo me and you guys producer got the same name. I got really excited for second until I realized it wasn't about me :(

Ajskells

30 seconds in and already horny

If you're talking about NPD narcissist, that is kind of what they do. At least those on the far end of the spectrum (I'm referring to the ones that don't give a shit about other people and manipulate or abuse others), their entire m.o is making themselves look good in that moment and the key words are "in that moment" because their ego can't handle the fact that they might be flawed. It's kind of funny because they can fuck up so badly but it'll never be their fault even if it is. Also, a narc tried to gaslight me through text after I called out a lie which was fun.

2oV

Even Ryan Reynolds makes jokes about Green Lantern in the Deadpool movies. And as someone who is (half) black, his apology for the plantation thing is a lot more solid than other apologies I've heard and I trust that he actually meant no offense or ill will.

2oV

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Instead of clapping, just insert a sound clip of porn.

2oV

i tried to remember how to gleek for like ten minutes straight after this bit. it used to be a trend when i was in middle school to see how far you could gleek.

Anyone else look up “gleeking” in incognito, or nah just me?

cody & noel it's my 21st today! starting the day by watching the podcast :)

Ava Clare

noel u initially thought george russell when cody said george (good looking guys bit) didnt u

shanz

Just FYI, streamers don't get the full 5$ on a sub, for the vast majority of streamers the cut is 50/50 though in Tim's case since he has a contract with Twitch he gets a bigger cut which is probably something like 70-80%. That's only for a small handful of streamers on Twitch though.

DrCrack

the coughing in mouth bit was grosser than any sex bit u guys have ever done i was so uncomfortable my god

shanz

I simply do not respect people who complain about moaning on the pod.

Rand Paul (R-KY)

happy late birthday nole

Okay

morris beale

The way Noel shits on people with zero context and for no reason is so frustrating and is such a lack of character and maturity. Cody trying to be a voice of reason simply explaining how David Blaine was answering, neither of you know if it’s true but Noel IMMEDIATELY gets fired up and says “fuck you” in terms of David and immediately goes on the attack without even watching the fucking Joe Rogan episode. Grow up Noel, this is like the fifth episode of the last couple of months that he just goes off on someone with zero contexts on a waste of 10+ minutes and just hogs the pod. Grow up, I listen to the pod for Cody so I’ll keep paying up but you need to find some small ounce of maturity for that Attitude at some point