Bonus Ep 93 - Who the Fuck Cares?

I personally love it when you guys get mad. So fucking funny. That first ten minutes omg.

Sophia Hoxie

the video of the gymnast falling is so fucked up bc she tore her ACL

Lily

This might sound a little fucked up but Noel’s laugh reminded me of how my mom used to laugh 🥴

Canklemore

"Who gives a fuck?? Who cares? Who gives a shit. Honestly, who fuck- who gives a fuck. What's gonna happen? I'm rowing alone in my fucking house — how could you possibly think that I could give a fuck about that? Like, people actually said that? "yOuR FoRm Is-" I can't think of one thing… I could care less about. Than that. I'm sorry I didn't grow up rowing, are you unbelievably rich? Like, did you go to Oxford? Sorry I'm not on the fucking Harvard rowing team. Actually though, who actually gives a fuck? It doesn't matter AT ALL. It doesn't matter." -Cody Kolodziejzyk

Ana

the aliens at the end are fucking sending me

Lizzie Volante

Noel, how much time are you spending in the barber shop?

JD Murphy

I didnt even have bus fare in high school chill

Sara Piazza

Cody talking about how people who row must have been rich and on the rowing team at Oxford or Harvard meanwhile dude was literally a diver at Duke hahah. I rowed in high school for like $100 a semester bruh.

@bambimaryjane

I honestly have no problem making fun of staunch anti vaxxers who get sick and die, especially if they're people spreading misinformation about the vaccine. I have no sympathy for those who spread vaccine hesitancy.

Max Chan

me watching this at planet fitness🧍‍♀️

Cat

Bruh I live near Beaverton 😭😭

Xander Proski

you're gonna hurt your back with that wack ass form

Sara Cloonan

The spinal tap hat is dope asl

Zach Miller

hex bugs definitely started out as kids toys but they're lowkey boring, so that didn't work out so much, but cats go CRAZY for them.

Jessi Quinn Alperin

Hey Kings, Can we get some tips to create a custom drinking game for tonight’s show?

Chris Burton

I definitely come here to hear about y’all. Don’t second guess. MORE RACE CONTENT NOEL! Love it. Cody, you are killing the hair game. - mid

NotHerbert

i know u guys hated that you had to do the pod this way but this episode was one of the best

gabriella g

in a totally unironic way i love “do it for the xp”

Jameson

Episode kinda mid honestly

Thiago R

We care about your rowing form because we don’t want you to hurt yourself

Michael Gilmore

Jesus, I flip my mattress like, every 2 weeks. That said there are specifically no flip mattresses

Sam Kelly

ily

Lizzy A

The technical difficulties made this podcast so great hahaha I apologize that your frustration humors me

Brittany Manne

OH YEAH NUGGET TALK AGAIN, GET ME OFF DADDYS

Judd Penka

first Patreon and I have to see an alien dance on Cody’s screen

Ty Lawrence

you got mid trauma tbh

Aiden Shane Hernandez

Noel I'm gonna be honest dude, you have fucking shit hat form it isn't even close. That shit needs to be on the tippity top of your head almost floating off. I cant believe these deep pocket hat wearers have a platform to speak on

Tucker Cross

Reef shark episode honestly

Jakob Austrheim

Cody open my Instagram dms if you want some advanced business inquires😳😳

Christopher Cadima

You can comment on here?

Noah kaufman

hey guys they played broke bitch at the olimpics at bmx freestyle pretty sick

kaja

Bro the first 3 minutes of this episode is EXACTLY how I think people like Logan Paul ,and whoever his brother is, act when they get hate comments after making a 1.3 million dollar bag. Dude I’ve never seen a more genuine “I don’t give a fuck” in my whole life. Just the fact that you are laughing SO HARD at the idea that someone cares is SUCH a diss by itself. And the absolute best part is genuinely who the fuck cares about rowing form. Like no matter how hard I try I literally couldn’t make myself give a fuck.

Josiah hehman

Your podcast is form so mid, do better

Michael Coursen

They’re gonna talk about it if one of them currently has it lmao dumb af

Jaden Nguyen

i love you

md

The alien dancing at the end had me dying laughing

Gillian

yu

Christopher Garcia

man patreon comments almost as bad as yt.

Drazen Slobadanawicz

Femur for 500

destiny

can u all stop talking about covid jesus christ it makes the pod as depressing as listening to the news

Andrew McNamee

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jesusips

you gotta look up hex bug nano that’s what the toy was called

Kyleigh Marshall

Cody being super specific about the meat/bone being "THIS BIG" when his camera is off is... Comedy gold

Betty

There was a kid that lifted like that in my high school weight training class and out benched everyone by like 70 pounds so yeah it really doesn’t matter

owen simmons

I’m not a shitty smelling fool. I’ve got POWER! I’m not a shitty betting school girl. Cut pays me. You don’t know my life. I’m sponsored by the best of what you react to. (Really am just a nobody)

9se.se9

Holy shit I was watching Park bmx on the Olympics and they played Broke Bitch during one of the runs

Mats Montauban

The I dont fucking care bit was my favorite lol. hope you feel better Cody. I look forward to your Olympic fails reactions next week. Sport climbing is next week and I know you two think climbers are psychos- you should watch that.

Ayla Jacquard

I got an email from the venue, they gave me credit towards a future ticket purchase instead of a refund so it might be venue specific

Kaitlin Borges

question idk if it’s been answered before but i purchased tickets for the tour that was supposed to happen in 2020, does anyone know if we were refunded for this or how to check it? i forgot where i even purchased the tickets and everything

Arwen Finn-Wells

the funniest thing about the skating event is the commentators were calling the complete wrong tricks

Christian Rakes

felt like I got covid from this week's eps

Leilani Arvizu

I care very deeply. I am on the University of Wisconsin rowing team and watching your form absolutely RUINED my Saturday.

Ethan Dooley

WHO THE FUCK CARES!

Connor Barker

Hasan was just talking on stream about a nice place he went to for dinner and the waiter did the same thing. Kept telling them they didn't need more food and stuff. Weird

KP

You joke about mammoth meat but scientists apparently tried

2oV

Did she get it out 😳

garret barber

I love how Cody almost said why don’t people go to expensive dinners and then realized it was a bad take haha

garret barber

Hope you’re doing ok Cody, take a break if you want to and get well soon

Pablo Laguarda

Okay Carson go run your own trials on the vaccine and then get back to us. “Doing your own research” doesn’t mean listening to joe rogan and random Facebook posts.

Alex Kirby

FUCKING HEXBUG. I was not ready to see those today oh my god

Rachel Maloney

you got covid? rip cody but i'm different

Hanna

NGL, the eps this week were fucking ass but i understand, can’t wait for next week

Benjamin

Rowing niggas fuming rn, ain’t our fault it’s a boring ass sport

Benjamin

NOEL did you stop watching the challenge??

Araceli Herrera

cody and noel trying to have an actual conversation while two aliens dance across the screen is the funniest thing ever

I'm gonna go to a nice ass restaurant and get the good stuff, and I won't feel bad about it either!

MJ

Cody’s camera going out multiple times? Poor form.

jackieo

The two aliens dancing at the end make me laugh so hard i started crying. It wasnt even that funny i dont understand

basil

The end of this episode just sounded like two friends on FaceTime just tryna make it though 😭

Laila Amin

You have to listen to Joe Rogan's #1671 podcast. This will change your mind about Covid

Bdun

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JJ Pablo

I need to comment this on here or it won’t be noticed by smart people. (The song “Oxytocin” by Billie Eilish, reminds me of a song called, “SATAN” by Yo Yo Honey Singh) *on YouTube*

9se.se9

29:50 i wouldn't make fun of them... but I don't feel bad for them.

2oV

Hope you guys feel better. Thanks for doing the pod despite the circumstances. Stay safe kings

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mid

kelsey reynolds

Cody knows how to add 6 into the conversation without making it obvious. Noel str8 up did the whole symbol made it look so obvious.

9se.se9

a s t r o l o g y is b u l l s h i t

Skimo

What are you talking about

James Morrison

Why are y’all mad at Noel for making everything about him?? He’s a Leo. Duh.

Maya Gayler

People pay for this shit

This was the most lethargic second half of an episode in a while and I enjoyed every godamn second of it. Noel getting angry and Cody's slightly weaker form is exactly what I signed up for.

FullChicken

you act like i dont revolve everything ever around consuming your content

Jessica Preston

yall make me feel like a loser "its the end of the bonus episode how many people are even listening"

Jessica Preston

I’ve been listening to tmg since the start and cody yelling at the beginning of the ep is the hardest I’ve ever laughed

Cornshart

Fun fact: ppl w adhd will often show they are listening and understanding what a person is saying by making it about themselves.

Adrian Antonioli

Episode so weak, even the camera was shutting itself off.

Justin Lopez

As a physio I’m gutted ye called the big leg bone a humerus hahahaha it’s the femur (thigh bone) tibia and fibula are lower leg. Upper arm is the humerus and lower arm is ulna and radius 😂

Bridget

it's definitely rude to shit on your form but it can really mess up your back/knees/rotator cuff if you have bad form doing repetitive rowing motions even for just a few months. i gave myself IT band friction syndrome like a fucking idiot. doing it like three times 2 degrees incorrectly obv doesn't matter tho

m

he knew what he was doing

Junayeed

Not Noel subtly flexing on Cody about having slightly better rowing form.

elizabeth

I usually agree with cody but damn are you wrong - technique and form for lifting matters and is important for preventing gym injuries. The best bodybuilders and powerlifters have perfected their form which is why they are where they are now. If you want to get ripped you need good form and technique!

Nick

But cody seriously, how big was the meat?

Nick

Wish I could thumbs your comments down. Kind of dumb to post this on the podcast when the episode before Cody was literally talking about how grateful he was that he got the vaccine because of how much worse it would've been if he hadn't. And its not like Cody's old or in an at risk demographic. The vaccine has been proven to be incredibly effective at preventing severe covid or hospitalization, which is why numbers have been so low the past couple months and things have opened back up. I doubt you ever paid attention to vaccines before covid happened, now suddenly everyones an expert on vaccine efficacy. You're entitled to your own opinion but it doesn't mean you're right :)

deb

Doing your own research is also important. You shouldn’t rely solely on Dr.Fauci for your COVID info especially bc of his tendency to be unreliable.

Carson Price

Hate to break it to you Rasha but that’s not the way to win a debate. I educated myself on the facts and am entitled to my own opinion.

Carson Price

Carson shut your uneducated ass up.Everyone else, listen to medical professionals, not idiots with internet access.

Rasha Ramirez

Honestly, the COVID vaccine has been proven to not be as effective as everyone though it was. It causes health problems and when you have a statistically 0% chance of dying from it as a young adult. There is no reason to get it

Carson Price

can we get a VR Chat pod

Davis DeAnda

Noel does your necklace say twat <\3

India Ellison

Noel “sorry go ahead” Miller

Chris VanOverberghe

mid podcast mid life youngboy gets covid better

wavesage

Camera form mid bro. Camera getting overheated cause it’s angry you’re trying too hard

Julian Bonner

u nasty

William Jones

its called a fucking femur, L

LukeJ7

lmao i got a hex bug for my birthday when i was in elementary school and some number of years later it became my first vibrator

kalanchoe cat

I loved the Cody kovid Cody ko bit

Mattyice

you'd rather get covid than the vaccine??? even if the vaccine was harmful (which it isn't) and even if it "wasn't cdc approved" (which it is), there aren't 600,000 deaths in the US alone linked to it. you are doing harm to more than just yourself by not getting vaccinated, you can spread covid to others, you cannot spread the vaccine to others. this lack of information that you talk about seems to be you being miseducated and not an actual lack of information because if you had simply googled "cdc approved covid vaccine" you would see the first result is the cdc's website which says "covid-19 vaccines are safe and effective" and "unvaccinated people should get vaccinated". please stop putting others and yourself at risk and just get vaccinated, it's completely safe and completely free.

Colin

Talk about MMA and boxing more fuck the comments. Did y’all see the Tj sandhagen fight? Shit was wild ofg

Drazen Slobadanawicz

My comment was a w tho

Isaac sivley

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Isaac sivley

Camera form is mid guys

Isaac sivley

Black-pilled episode

Dane Tabor

Thanks for dropping the bomb about how the pandemic is going to give us all lasting trauma. I’m on my morning drive to work

Elizabeth Bulthuis

speaking of children toys, can you guys please look up the commercial for the “bebé glotón”. It is an actual toy that was sold for children to teach them about breast feeding???

Maya Botvin

I now can’t get the image of Cody carrying around a leftover wagyu steak in Vegas from slot to slot 😂😭

Alyson

Honestly for me, it's a lack of information and honesty. The vaccinations aren't even cdc approved so I just don't trust it enough to inject into my body. Plus I'm 20 and live in a small ass town in the US with a population of 2000 and I don't really care about my life that much about my life to not get covid

Cam Letson

honestly I fuckin love listening to you just bitching for 2 hours, feels like home

bigcactusenergy

i love angry cody

SunandStars

Watching this catastrophe of an episode was super enjoyable in my sleep deprived state at my overnight job, the technical difficulties were hilarious for some reason. Thanks for putting in the effort to upload <3

Michael Josten

The “rate of fire BOOP BOOP BOOP” part Fucken got me 😭

Herbert Wan

This episode weak no shit

Carson Price

mm yes the forbidden centaur Wagyu

Sjors Jacobs

Also, let's be clear, these guys trying to jerk to the Olympics? Their form would be total garbage. Judge #1 = 0.

Richie O.

Cody's form is so bad he can't even pronounce it. "Farm?!" Really? L.

Richie O.

I’m not sayin I tested out the many purposes of my hexbug in late elementary/middle school, but I ain’t exactly sayin I didn’t either (frankly, not strong enough)

Sophie Hammond

To think if Cody didn’t start his career on YouTube he would’ve been in the olympics rn as a diver

Kylee

Yo fkn legitttt, I wish I could get the episodes from elsewhere cuz Patreons been massively fucked so bad for a while now.

Chris Burton

nah the second u said vibrating bug i knew it was a hex bug so weird they're def a children's toy i remember the commercials

Anna

episode tried too hard + bad form + kinda mid + ratio

Jake G

damn i got covid fully vaxxed too it definitely made it easier tho my brother had it last august and he still cant taste or smell but i got my taste back yesterday after a week also i think i got it an empty panera bread (?) absolutely wild

Anna

Ey Noel - 24:25 or something - Don't give up man. Don't let Covid win.

George

personally knew someone who used a hex bug in that context and lost it inside her..

Raven Acacia

https://www.mumsnet.com/Talk/am_i_being_unreasonable/1355760-To-think-that-Hex-Bugs-are-Sex-Bugs there’s some horny ass moms on this thread wtf

Jayden Haynes

the technical issues were hilarious, this was the most chaotic terrible remote episode but somehow still funny

panago

the bone was literally *THIS BIG* as alien t-poses

Apryl Salomaa

that last 5 minutes felt like a fever dream

Apryl Salomaa

It is big for the boxspring because the springs bend for too long in one direction; if ya flip it regularly your mattress will last much longer

Ethan Wagner

still haven’t recovered from the rowing part😭

Layla Thakkar

Bro. Flip ya mattress every 6 months, I promise I'm not shitting you. I worked at SleepNumber for 2 years and part of the training was the #1 reason for thrown out mattresses is people not flipping them. Bad salesman if they didnt tell you

Ethan Wagner

What kinda SPY puts did you buy my guy Chodey? Were they LEAPS puts? If so not a bad idea. There's also TLT if you're looking for something as like a general equities market hedge. And depending on your risk tolerance you could look at things like leveraged ETFs which you then leverage further with options contracts (talk about big stacks for a market crash), risk-parity, etc. Anyways im rambling what are the strike/dates on your puts Cody Chodester?

Nicholas Rutledge

Y’all could still make the USC rowing team

Kolten

Cody is not down w da bullshit today … Lil feisty … I like it

Allie

not that anyone gives an absolute FUCK, but the patreon app sucks ass

Andrew

Dude you don’t get strikes everytime you bowl grow the fuck up

syfish88

I rowed for like 7 years and that bit was hilarious. Rowing is such a technical sport that takes years to master. So the fact that everyone was screaming about the form after they just got on the rowing machine for the first time is absolutely wild.

Kasey💖

not being able to get a chub is exactly how I would describe the virtual eps.

jared smith

I haven't heard Noel say sussy bacca in such a long time and it made my ears nut when he said it

Cameron Williams

Luke Ryba

I feel so bad but watching every glimmer of happiness drain from their eyes over the course of 2 hours was SO funny

Plastic Flamingo

it's a fucking hex bug

Abigail Fletcher

lmao this episode felt really intimate at the end

Julius

Cody's more right than he even thinks he is. Tons of pro athletes like NFL level athletes have fuckin terrible form. Look at the fuckin 225 bench thingy, they're all just bouncing that shit off their chest, not a single rep would count in any pro lifting competition. those dudes don't have good form because 1 that's not their job, their job is to be better than you at football, and 2 it doesn't fucking matter.

Luke Ryba

I loved those hex bugs. They were sold in target kids toys section. It was like a mouse maze thing with those

Jack Berrey

noel hit us with that smosh "shut up"

Ina

Cody kovid lmao

josh bircher

ok commented this before they did the cody kovid covid ko covid covid whatever and now I'm embarrassed but I have too much pride to delete the comment

Kenadie W.

covid ko has no patience for your bs rowing critique

Kenadie W.

Last 5 minutes was heat

Branden Devoy

Google’s Rowing form…Computer told me go outside n shuts down

Kian Mcgine

But who really does fucking care? Not I.

Mark Lee

Oh there is no Candice GAWTCHA DAWGS!

9se.se9

YAY! It’s this weeks episode on the bone zone. I’m so happy, I’m gonna get really stoned for this now. It’s a must, when that bone gets thrown in the air by the chimp in the intro, with the space music. I’m passing by Candice with just that!

9se.se9

I know y’all are quarantined because Cody has covid but I 100% thought this was an old episode for a sec-