Ep 198 - The Boys Are Back!

I’ve been watching MMA for 10 FUCKING years. Do you know how many years I’ve been on THE MAT? How many years I’ve had THE GLOVES ON RECREATIONALLY?? HOW MANY MEET AND GREETS I’VE BEEN TO??? I was the first guy at Donald “Cowboy” Cerrone’s meet and greet. You know what he told me? “Not gonna lie man you got a pretty sick anaconda,” cause I gave him an anaconda for a picture. That’s not a reference to my penis. That’s a reference to a highly technical grappling move. So, I don’t care if you’re a “fan” of Dana White or if you’re not a fan of Dana White, I’ve earned my place to make a few jokes in this here MMA world. Okay? I’ve spoken my piece.

David

I love these boys so much 🥺

Ashley Morales

Cody and Noel Vegas vlog

Filip Borjeson

like you guys are entertaining stop being so pressed about this shit being mid. it’s what we pay for

whippets feel like ur brain is exploding (for 10 sec) in the best possible way. like a brain nut

Tamara

Hopefully you’re feeling better Cody, thanks for still pushing for people to get vaccinated!

Vanessa Montes de Oca

i got so triggered LMAO

Aiden Shane Hernandez

Cody open my Instagram dms if you want some advanced business inquires😳😳

Christopher Cadima

feel better corben!!! 💖💖

beanbrain

Yo hate to say it Noel but the problems with your Caddy will never stop.. American cars are dog shit quality..

N

I'm pretty sure they have been

Lauren Gilkerson

HOLY SHIT SOMEONE ELSE HAS BEEN TO LAUGHLIN! Yeah can confirm, that place sucks.

Warwick Hughes

Nobody mentioned that the mf who got kicked in the nuts a few weeks ago sounded just like E40

Andres Martinez

What do you get from writing negative comments on Patreon out of all places.. especially towards someone who got covid

Amina Ashraf

for the live show, will we be able to watch a vod? or do we have to catch it live?

Zachary Butenas

Kinda mid episode ngl, this just goes to show not everyone should have a podcast. sucks to suck, meat-boys

Carter Richer

Exactly!!

Melanie Witmer

why are you outing yourself like this lmao

Nate

covid kinda mid tbh

deven

rare cody L

deven

As soon as Noel said "Kingpin from Batman" I could feel the triggered energy of every comic book fan resonating through my computer

Ed Denn

You have to listen to Joe Rogan's #1671 podcast. This will change your mind about Covid

Bdun

Good shit lads

Ola

“Imagine your kid being dropped off the empire state building everyday” -Gary Vee

CJ Wilson

Watch Joe Rogan’s podcast episode #1671

Bdun

I got the J&J yesterday and feel like dog shit

Jacques Cazayoux

both you guys should be a joint guest on the official podcast

Nick Landgrebe

If my dad ran a daycare id put rhino pills in his coffee everyday

Jersain Vargas

My inner nerd is foaming at the mouth, but Kingpin from Batman? Come on bruh

Tyler Mason

I don't mind the home podcasts

Blacklodgebob27

Fuck you beat me to it

David Morton

Cody Kovid

David Morton

Covid made Cody's Dana White impression better

Alicia

Maybe this? "A700WMG-9AVT"

M4sterTh1ef

noel what kind of watch are you wearing? it kinda looks like an old Bulova

Garrett

It good to see Cody doing well I was scared when I heard that he got covid you know how dangerous it can be for old people like him poor grandpa

Nathan

Did Cody say he was immunized after talking about only getting one dosage from J&J, the vaccine people trust the least lol? edit 29:37: well fuck me edit 2: still better than not being vaxxed even if it is J&J.

2oV

Unpopular option: I actually like this format more than the stage. Idk why, it feels more connected, and they can pull up any videos they want.

Ahmed Gad

August 5th couldn't of asked for a better bday present 💯

Brandon Hernandez

omg that sex sent me to the er show is so funny

hunter wray

Yo next tmg merch drop needs to just be Dana white tik tok quotes in arial

Ace Aurum

Junayeed

“bUt ThE mAsK mAnDaTe WaS LiFtEd” As if that reflects at all the current COVID situation.

Feel better Cody!!! I can tell y’all used Cancel Google on that spontaneous orgasm condition which was a good call tbh.

elizabeth

please change candace’s voice to bonsai buddy somehow

Braxton Burden

Hey Cody and Noel! Great podcast!!! One thing tho. Please don’t ever fucking say kingpin is from batman again. He’s from Spider-Man. I’m appalled and disgusted that you could even think of messing that up. This shows what separates you guys from the other top 6 comedy podcasts. Preparation. Don’t do it again. Thanks!

Erik Volfson

I've been watching MMA for TEN FUCKING YEARS. Do you know how many years I've been on the mat? How many years I've had the gloves on, recreationally? How many meet and greets I've been to? I was the FIRST GUY at Donald Cowboy Cerrone's meet and greet, and you know what he told me? "Not gonna lie man, you got a pretty sick anaconda!" cause I gave him an anaconda for a picture (and it's not a reference to my penis that's a reference to a highly technical grappling move). So I don't care if you're a 'fan' of Dana White, or if you're not a 'fan' of Dana White, I've EARNED my PLACE to make a few jokes in this here MMA world, okay? Spoken my piece.

Cody

Ah yes, kingpin from Batman

Nightwing

I've been watching MMA for TEN FUCKING YEARS. Do you know how many years I've been on the mat? How many years I've had the gloves on, recreationally? How many meet and greets I've been to? I was the FIRST GUY at Donald Cowboy Cerrone's meet and greet, and you know what he told me? "Not gonna lie man, you got a pretty sick anaconda!" cause I gave him an anaconda for a picture (and it's not a reference to my penis that's a reference to a highly technical grappling move). So I don't care if you're a 'fan' of Dana White, or if you're not a 'fan' of Dana White, I've EARNED my PLACE to make a few jokes in this here MMA world, okay? Spoken my piece.

William Jones

Holy shit wasn't expecting an ep this week, hope you feel better soon Cody!

Liv Walpole

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

TotalADHD

Cody Kovid

Bailey Lavelle

The whole Dana White segment only confirms their small dick status. Damn...it's sad really.

Richie O.

really mid

Matthew Juttner

cody kovid

Kendall Stone

Eh kinda boring in in the begging and I might just skip this and watch last weeks episode that I missed. No hate tho

Luke “huge balls” patterson

Cody have you considered that people who don't get vaccinated are likely not going to be the ones getting tested? Clearly COVID isn't something they are concerned about, unlike those who did get the vaccine. So the majority of tests are being done on vaccinated people.

KP

i hate when people comment mean things to you both, you’re the star comedians of the world 🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟

md

the message is - get vaccinated and then keep your ass at home when it's not absolutely necessary to go outside, when you live in a country where people are fucking stupid about getting vaccinated and wearing masks

Clodagh M

i miss the ship already

Landon

noooooooooooooo

Landon

Los Angeles lifted all its mandates… he was just listening to their rules lmao.

Sarah Park

Lol in LA & California in general numbers were extremely low and mask mandates/social distancing/etc were all lifted. He wasn’t being careless, he was following government guidelines. Not his fault.

Sarah Park

I’m sorry Cody but you deserve no sympathy. Just because you get vaccinated doesn’t mean the virus is over and you can’t get it. And you might say you miss doing something, no one cares. Be more careful in the future. Edit: Sorry Cody I overreacted. On that day I found out a family member and 15 of his friends got COVID while going out drinking so I got irritated. My bad.

Paddy

Mid

Kolten

Do people on tik tok see Netflix stand up specials and think "wow I can't believe they're literally trying so hard to be funny"

Chloe

there was a girl on 1000 ways to die who had random orgasms and ended up falling down the stairs or something lmao

Taiah Wilson

you got sick cuz y'all keep going out like the pandemic is over...

Fuck the Dana bit is so funny those comments are insane

James Andreoni

props to you cody for still doing the podcast stuff even when you’re sick 😷

Yasmin Ormsby

immediately giving me terrible beginning of covid flash backs. not that the pod wasn't good then, just that the pod became the only thing i looked forward to for a while and damn seeing the boys on a split screen again feels so weird

emily

YES!

SAS 803

Happy you’re doin alright Cody

Rob Krueger

DO OUR OLD TICKETS WORK FOR THE NEW SHOWWWWW

brian nguyen

Cody Kovid lmao

josh bircher

God damnit cody, nah in all seriousness get better soon :/

Nascour

Disclaimer: I'm not a Dana White fan, but honestly he's like objectively really hot and you guys are probably just jealous. And don't get me started on Joe. They're honestly probably like 9 feet tall combined and can kick both of your asses. It's probably because you don't like balding men which is NORMAL, MASCULINE and DATABLE. So yeah. I guess not everyone deserves a podcast. Sorry you had to hear the HARD truth

Luke Ryba

Not a bad episode ima just go ahead and still continue to get stoned!

9se.se9

Glad you’re ok Cody 😊

Katie D

The Dana bits were so funny how could you not appreciate that even if you were a fan of him lmaoo

Andrew

hey everyone its Austin McBroom with frickin Friday chef Catherine has cooked up a great video of where I drop my kid off the empire state building

Aidan Ziegel

When Cody said "imagine what would have happened if I wasn't vaxxed" I realized I need to send this vid. https://www.bitchute.com/video/TrsOetbbyWm0/

Aleem Abdulla

Always the highlight of my week. In the studio or at home, y’all rock. Hope everyone who is sick gets better.

Blake Gordon

Hour two, time for the bonus

ENT

yb got covid better

jared smith

The response on tik tok to the fuck it Friday bit just proves that platform is a cesspool.

Judy Mwanzo

seriously trying so hard in this ep

Cameron Pietrzak

hey fellas im getting a lot of mixed messages from this whole gambling bit I just need you to know what I heard is put all my savings into slots

Kenadie W.

As someone from the UK how much is a nos in the US?

Tom Corfield

Noel what are you driving now? What happened to the Yadillac

Liam

OMG hope Cody had a nap before the bone zone. I'm back in lockdown here in Australia and I've been working my way through heaps of old episodes. Fuggin Delta bullshit. Hope you feel better soon Cody!

Harrison Wills

L

Reilley Ford

Cody the Dom of the shitting your pants family

Tyson William

Truly grateful of how careful you guys are for each other and basically the rest of society. Please take your time to recover and ensure you test negative consistently. Your meat cutlets 🥩 will always be rooting for y’all! Ps Noel PLEASE consider adding more shows in LA. -Sincerely, 4 elementary school friends of 15 years that are trying to enjoy your brilliance with 🍹

jade chen

get well soon <3

Justin

My first Patreon episode… and Cody licked a crosswalk button

Ryan Lopez

I’m creaming

Omar Issa

I hope u feel better soon Cody and Noel, keep ballin like usual

Aidan Poole

go to space and stay there you piece of mid

Jake Bakken

y’all have no idea how much I needed this, in the durham airport trying to get back home and i’m in my first hour of the delay due to rain and im dying

ENT

Damn. First, Cody’s bed gets slanted, then the UVO gets impounded, and now Cody has got covid. In seriousness, take it easy Cody, heal up, and get back to making BANGERS!

Nick

hope you’re ok cody <3

Martyna Dymkowska

Good to see that Cody Kovid is alright

Mads Lund

Literally just in time for my diner/podcast sess

Sam