Ep 194 - Austin McBroom Stole Bryce Hall's Money

home depot fastest lap took me out

Lily

I will taxidermy myself if you open my insta dms cody

Christopher Cadima

Lmfao Cody sounds like Leo Decaprio’s character from Once Upon A Time doing that taxidermy bit LOL

Megan Ehlen

rough episode for us piss kink havers

EJ Beardall

Was literally pulled over for speeding while listening to this episode…almost had to use Noel’s idea

Jonathan Ibarra

The tag at the end 🥺

Sydney

Please Noel, that taxidermy prank is brilliant. The only people who will be angry is peta and probably vegans it’s totally fine.

Lronhubbard

noels fake nervous face looks like his fake nutting face

Nawreen

i’m curious about the intersection between noel’s bits and his intrusive thoughts

Tamara

First of all, you guys are fucking hilarious and I love listening, but Cody is wayyy off on the price of flying private. Especially once you have connections or just a reliable broker (what I am working on being) who has access to all kinds of deals and empty legs/repositioning flights. A flight from LA to Vegas right now, without the assistance from a legitimate broker is about 15 to 17k. If you contacted a broker, that number would drop to about 8 to 10k. So yes, it is way more expensive than flying commercial, but it also is way cheaper than you guys are making it out to be. If you make an account for free and play around on the app, XO (The app for the charter company, XO JET), it will give you a much better idea about the real cost of flying on a private jet.

Dakota Hamlin

best place to hide drugs is the bone zone

Ellen Jones

Uses pencil sharpener as a grinder for your weed oops

Joslyn

noel's shorts get shorter and shorter every week and for what?

Aaron Guzman

pls for the love of god get an audio engineer

Vivi

Only 90 kids will remember manual pencil sharpeners

Devlin Flanigan

Deadass thought squirt space was a square space parody

Daniel Cudby

Honestly one of their funniest episodes ever. Also I can’t wait for the TMG comic book. Hopefully it’s not mid

Cason Handy

some theologists postulate that the moment god gave women the gift of squirting was the true cause of the great flood in the book of genesis

Peri

also i shouldve known yall were the pencil sharpener boys during tests 😭

Layla Thakkar

PLS do the taxidermy jaunt thats fckn hilarious

Layla Thakkar

Some how the donglebob bit was worse than the sex noise bit

Walter Houghton

I fucking love this podcast. That is all.

Sean Hanson

Yo Noel please put away your gooch

Cole

as somebody who’s dealt w self harm, i understand your sentiment but personally i don’t think it’s that deep

Brooke W

I graduated last year and my classrooms still had the wall sharpeners

When the episode starts horny u know it’s a good one

Ian Gordon

Did y’all ever purposely break the same pencil over and over during like, a test or some thing. Just to annoy the shit out of people?

Blake Walden

connoreatspants being featured on the pod in the worst way LMAO

Austin

Seeing way too much of Noel’s thighs lately

Brittany Williams

I go to BYU and indeed my dorm room does look like that

Daniel Wensel

you guys did my boy ConnorEatsPants dirty, he was the one on the squirt space as a joke lmao

Daniel Madden

Noel showing a lot of taint this ep

jakob3_14

Noel 6.5 is not closer to 10

First time in a really long time I decided to watch the podcast on my TV instead of listened in the car. Those first five mins were fucking brutal , i adjusted the volume every 5 seconds . Thanks

Leo halim

That whole last section I was expecting them to bring up A-Train from The Boys

Ed Denn

I hide my pocket pussy in my industrial size laminator

henry meek

Put your weed in your denture case

henry meek

Chris kyles death was mid tbh got all that ptsd for this country just to hear “oops my bad” while dying 🌚

Jersain Vargas

please tell me you guys have seen the 'its not pee its squirt' vid on youtube

Weston Barnes

yo why is codys bussy out

Seb

Cold Open for this one almost beat Captains Milk

Ben Alexander

I love how they went from making sex noises to just straight up playing porn.

2oV

I thought the story about the lady who was killed as a witch because she "moved a cup with her mind" was wild. It was condensation.

2oV

Can we get some puddle and dinklebob mercy?

Trey Uhlenbrauck

Squirting, tiktok suicide and F1 death? This had major bonus episode energy. I pray for your monetisation status.

Ellen F

i’m gay

Mads Lund

fart

Mattywhooo

Lmao ConnorEatsPants getting called the fuck out in squirt spaces

Milkshake Takeout

The beat in the intro always hits so damn hard

Bonaventure Duprat

lol I'm investing as we speak i knew as soon as I heard his voice'

Eddie

It just dawned on me how funny the new intro really is

M0str33t

This episode is so rogue and its great

Jasper Hardy

noel’s dressed like a teen girl with the oversized hoodie no pants combo

kintoki

L

Will Plasch

Why does Noel have his whole ass out in this episode? That should be patreon exclusive

Andrew

watched the end of this on the train and im smiling at my phone like an idiot HAHA and pls do the taxidermy video noel

haz hamzah

At 47:09 you can see Noel’s big wet pussy. Also please don’t joke about suicide.

Alex

squiters were accused of witch craft at the Salem witch trials

Garrett Schanck

Anyone know what shoes papa Noel is wearing?

James Morrison

I second the taxidermy one.

2oV

i know noel's usually the accent man but cody's southern/country accent has him beat

alana 🧚🏻‍♀️

Thank you

June

based on the bit about tour de france/F1 I'm wondering if Noel would enjoy Metalocalypse, and maybe Monkey Dust. first one has tons of stuff like that F1 bit (it's a cartoon about a metal band; a cult classic used to be on adult swim I think?) just tons of gratuitous violence (but it's a cartoon so it's fine) and Monkey Dust is a couple of decades-old cartoon that used to be on super late in the UK; really dark sketches - it's basically the same tone as when Noel makes his dark, Kid Cudi moment jokes. I feel like maybe he'd vibe with it.

Camilla Jefferson

Drew Gooden just did a video about Austin's scammy online course on "how to be an influencer" lmao. So, not the first (or second) time he's basically stolen people's money. Also not the first time he didn't take any responsibility and shifted the blame on some company. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OrgXCNzdkwA

2oV

Wait until that guy finds out about weed sploofs.

2oV

this is the horniest episode y'all have ever done

pika

You know how the aliens talk in the movie Signs? That was the squirt video.

Analisa

Is Noel just going full on “Cholo aesthetic” now ? 🇲🇽

Juan Meza

Also, it's advised to empty your bladder before-hand so you don't accidentally pee for real.

2oV

weak cold open tbh

Liliam Pumpernickel

should've known there would be a day when they straight up watch porn on the pod

emily

I’ve never felt like throwing up till I heard that first, detailed sketch… yet Im still laughing and enjoying

jade chen

Finished that. BONE SHITTING TIME

9se.se9

Apparently when a woman squirts “it's a little bit pee and a lot a fluid found in the prostate?! Basically, the urethral sponge (a glandular tissue that produces lubricant), which is the location of the "g-spot" secretes the lubricating fluid into the urethra and it flows back into the bladder. When a woman has a big enough orgasm and has a degree of urinary incontinence the fluid will come out. The fluid could be seen as the equivalent to "precum" in men.” So Noel you absolutely can drink it

Madison St. Aubin

the squirt space bit? i was on speaker 😕

hunter wray

Holy shit the guy in the squirt space is Connoreatspants, dudes a streamer on twitch. When worlds collide lmao

Collin Reaves

👉🏽🦆👈🏽

Jasiel Gil

9 minutes in and this is one of the funniest episodes ever

Lorenzo Almond

I was like, “what?” when Noel mentioned the dudes standing in a row. Pissing themselves. Then I was like, “fml that’s funny” when he said they’re actually all women. Then he did the voice and I DIED lol

9se.se9

I retract my statement I played this on my speaker at work and now my coworkers are looking at me funny

Zach Jackson

Is there a way we can download the video?

Anon

Yo THIS SHIT FUNNY. Fuck! HOO

9se.se9

I’m toooooo fried. It’s like awsome bro! I can’t even FATTHHOM. Might take a really fat girl home.

9se.se9

Noel you killed that Hassan roast

Josiah Martin

Uh! Highly cum enseriT

9se.se9

The intro😂😂😂

Elijah Laryea

LET'S FUCKIN GOOOOOOO

Zach Jackson

He stole everyone’s money with the clickbait

Lucas Anders