Bonus Ep 87 - Crypto Gambling with Kim Kardashian

i know this is super late but Roobet is under criticism because the dealers for card games are live women who are falling asleep at the table and look unwell

Nat

I actually like the mma and boxing talk, I don’t understand why people say that. I like everything they talk about somehow

Big Bhris

these bitches some sussy bakas

Sarah Rish

I love this podcast so much makes my day and the set is amazing pls keep making these

Raco

cody and noel need to stop pretending they arent hot. why else would i be watching ??

Sophia

I like mma talk because I can just regurgitate what you say to men who don't know how to have normal conversations and have them think I know what I'm talking about

Carolina Velasquez

bro.... I could fuck if I wanted, I swear

Zachary Stepp

it’s been so long since i’ve had sex all the fake moans, claps, and gucks made me horny. i shouldn’t get turned on listening to two tiny dick losers fake sex sounds while i’m at work. this is a crime

Lizz Vazquez

talk more about fights, fuck it

Jordan Dill

I agree Clayton

The Cheese Man

I personally enjoy fight talk

Clayton Benzing

this is unrelated to the episode but pls watch the trailer for Sexy Beasts on Netflix i’m in tears

Shelby Sager

I wanna know if Soulja boy invented that little pussy???? YEA? C

9se.se9

cody i love your hair please don’t cut it😤

Jenna

Yo Guys, Get Mark "The Host" Wahlberg on the Podcast. That guy is truly relaxed and real, he gets the new generation more unlike Jimmy Fallon type of hosts. Also tell him when he's on the podcast that he should make a show on youtube or patreon or something, i'd watch the shit out of that.

i love the way cody says 16😭

Mariah Kientz

Sussy bawka

Nick Pedroza

That cypro gambling site has major csgo lottery vibes

Sjors Jacobs

Please watch this on the pod https://twitter.com/petworthot/status/1407110655241506818?s=21

Connor Barker

I signed up on Patreon only for TMG and only TMG on SUPPORTING list. love you guys.

jawad Alzowayid

Nice

Luke “huge balls” patterson

Ima love all of it. It’s gonna be great.

9se.se9

I get SO BAKED. My first time on Patreon and this is what I wanted to subscribe to. (Not that it’s a mistake). Ima do that yearly. One day of listening and I feel a relief. As if there’s a frequency difference. 💦💦💦

9se.se9

please watch invincible guys

Eric Broussard

I am this close to buying a cameo from Noel to tell my ex to “suck my dick and choke on it” - ep 34

Kolten

KEEP TALKING ABOUT MMA AND BOXING

IweeToddid

boys check this out demented gary v has come to life https://vm.tiktok.com/ZMdDW9PQc/

Kellan Craft

love a couple of nerds talking mma, right on

Trent Kamauoha

cody forcing the laugh after the black dynamite clip lmfaooo

Aaron Guzman

love the department store window display fits <3

Riza

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Dru Boux

Pleaseeee do a black mirror episode with your mom jokes and title it “Cody and Noel do: Your Mom”

Jasmine

If you guys would be interested in having Carrot Top on the pod I can try to put in a good word to make it happen

Brandon

I would do anything for a Cody and Noel Do: Ecstasy

Jasmine

Aye Cody nice small dick👍🏾

Tavon Gordon

Cody sounds like a boomer when he asks what a sussy baka is

Kaj Hoel

Imagine there was a segment at the end of their live shows where they let fans in the audience read out their favorite Patreon/YouTube comment

Cameron Hickerson

Cody's fits are always fire, don't you ever come for our boi like that. Side note tho Cody you really need to throw away the platform converse, we all know you're 5.8 stop pretending

Izzy small

If Kim K's car got hit by the smoothie guy that hit Noel's car...it's game over

Aidan

Im going to need a Noel F1 seggie soon... these races have been insane.

John Frie

as a cart girl/bartender at a golf course i can say it isn’t that glamorous. yes, it’s good money and i can’t complain because it pays my bills. but most of the time cart girls are “harassed” by the golfers. i have sooo many stories of men touching me, and saying/doing gross shit to me.

Morgan Wilcox

“sounds like none of the dudes are over 5’8”” he says in 5’9”

Will Wylie

Cody I’m making a point to compliment u on every video now we love u dude and ur fits go hard

Georgia Brooks

I think I found Noels race he looks like the purple sea monster kid out of that movie Luca

“Pistol Podcast” sounding exactly like “on tour podcast”

Max

Cody looks like a retired accountant with that hat

Christian

I actually went to college with a girl that was a cart girl in San Diego. This was about10 years ago and if this all current then things haven't changed at the courses.

chris

cody and noel are the kids in the back of the class and their fans are the cool teacher who still laughs at their jokes but then humbles them to push them to do better

Ivanna

nah guys a cart of boys is actually the scientific term for a group of 6 or more highschool boys passing around a dab cart in the school bathroom

Aidan Poole

y’all need to talk about marina dock hands cuz that’s where the real money is and you don’t even have to be a baddie

MK Denton

send it to Noel’s weird DMs email nocapallfactsonjesuschrist@gmail.com

Riley

Minute 24

Rahavael

Man it feels like yesterday when i was working in the covid unit and spinning up random podcast episodes on my breaks. Y’all were definitely one of the reasons i made it thru that hellscape fr

Jack

,,,not you calling them middle aged lmao

Peri

Nice hat, Cody.

Evan Hernandez

me too i have vomiting going on rn

Hanna

Imagine your boy getting topped up landing in verdansk and all you hear when he cums, “yo shout out faze Jarvis”

Sloan Steady

Cory and Joel

Jake Brown

I think the internet has already watched Kim k getting slammed

Landon Ellis

Should I be ashamed that I met my girl of 2 years on call of duty mobile now? Also I’m a carrot top so should I be concerned about my overall appearance now?!?

Sean Ryan

I follow the raddest CART GIRL on tiktok!! @bevcartgirlnae is the real deal, I’ve been following her since the beginning of quarantine last year!

AB

I have a friend who's like a top competitive Pokemon player and whenever he goes to conventions he meets up with girls who DM him wanting to smash

Chloe

I’ve got a super fucked up story whenever y’all wanna hear it… need an email or somethin to send it to

Charlie

That carrot top call back by Noel was fucking top tier

Omar Issa

dont follow fighting but yall talking about is funny to me so idc

CP

During COVID I stoped drinking and started smoking weed

cassiel bauder

One of the professors I’ve had 3 or 4 times is an important part of the collaboration that imaged the black hole, and while he’s an amazing teacher, I have to say it is probably fair to make that judgement

Aviv

You guys are old

Chaz

I listen to the pod every Saturday when hungover. Always interesting to see which bit makes me throw up/gag. Weirdly today it was the bit about the whale caused a lot of puking well done guys

Conor

Me a bald goth girl seriously considering becoming a cart girl now

Reagan

Maybe I’m just overly tired but the idea of carrot top’s real name being Jared Top has me in tears

Alexis

just here to say that I’m a cart girl and it’s a pretty good gig

Mia Iannarino

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p0fzRtCWgcE AYO CODY fan made a docu about you check this shit

Bitch

Lmaooooo sussy baka is like anime version of that tik tok where the nerdy guy sees his girl in the ass enhancing leggings and calls her a silly goose

Taylor Hinojosa

Noel vs Ryan’s Toys the undercard for the hasbulla fight

Mitch Chapman

sussy baka <3

Nate

Love the fight talk, honestly you should do little F1/Lewis Hamilton updates too so funny and interesting.

adamadam63

yo josh i loved your show on nickelodeon man

William Jones

Hey Cory, you are the most handsome man I've ever seen and you have the fattest hog😍😘🥰💝💘💕💞💓

average user

Not gay or anything, like my dicks huge but I fuking love these cunts

Ethan Maskell

The “I’m Scared” had me crying from laughing so fucking hard

Justin O'Connell

He's so open to new experiences Eugenics yeah Did... did you say fucking eugenics dude?

Ben Alexander

guys you have to get your proton @ names before someone else takes them

paul

Only commenting because I just realized I’m a patreon, btw Cody looks like a toddler dressed by a millennial coffee mom on his way to an over-paid babysitter “studio” in San Francisco

aiden weber

this is my first time buying subscribing to someone's pateron. im greatly pleased already.

tm blasian

cody if it makes you feel better i spent this entire episode + the reg staring at your thighs in those delicious pants <3

Dana

I came back to this episode to tell you that in my post nut clarity I heard Cody’s moan…. Saturday ruined.

Adrian Antonioli

You know Cody fake laughs when he says “That’s good”

Wujków

Sometimes i wonder why me, an average looking girl teenage girl, is doing in the comment section of two middle aged men’s Patreon listening to them talk about sussy bakas 🤔😩

Yamna

We really can’t go a week without crypto huh

Jarid Shumway

Pls watch the influencer taki commercials

Emma Parker

“Ima shake the tree from the roots and rack up the fruits, ferment the fruits into the finest whiskey this side of the Mississippi, I’ll call it long branch...” -Matthew McConaughey on how long branch was created

M0str33t

That black dynamite reference is hilarious

Isaiah Roberts

Cody and Noel Do: Golfing

William Archer

baka is japanese for idiot cmon bruh (among us invented japanese)

Skimo

It’s a chain that he designed for his Miller FPO brand. They all sold out but you can check grailed maybe someone is selling them

Yan Puriy

Nice

Ethan Larsen

if you keeping the fighting and crypto segment ..the F1/Lewis update is also not going anywhere 🤌 🤌🥖

Loweline

You guys are pistols, cannons maybe, you meat guys are total smoke shows.

Jack N. Offing

Cody and Noel does DMT TMGONDMT

Trevin

I want their live shows to come back just for Noel to rage at us

Trevin

Doesn't Noel turn 40 in like 2 years?

Lake

do you guys really believe you aren’t good looking???

Vivian Raynolds

Cody is a smokeshow

Ciara Burke

don’t worry casey you look especially yaassss this week :)

davean

This whole time I though Baka meant a lil cutie or something lmao wtf

Allie

I could see carrot top coming on the pod now

braden connell

does someone know where Noel got that chain? Its sick

Ève-Marie Lapierre

The new old joke for Cody is just dissing him

Malone brown

Cody let me help you get fitted man @ vintageao on Instagram I’ll send you some sick ass tees

Aaron i

The frat dude podcast talk was so fucking funny

Jackson

Cody, you’re an absolute smoke show, my guy. Also, I don’t regularly watch fighting but enjoy listening to your takes & it keeps me in the loop. May be the only one but 🤷‍♀️

Mandi

Alright, tell me why this podcast got me hyper-focused on the "luxury toys" book and my sorry ass out here thinking we got a whole book of high end gucci luxury "Fuck it" toys, but nah its just some Bullshit luxury investment toys book lookin like some website in GTA V that I would buy a yacht from, you two got me fucked up

Caleb Gorges

I actually enjoy the ufc talk lol

Owen Mauriello

Baka is a Japanese word and was made popular through Anime

Tide pods smack

Cory and Joel Cartboy Storm Chasers

Brendan Hensley

Cody you look so handsome in this episode, just this one though...

Brendan Hensley

as a previous cart boy, I can say they made us clean all the carts

Jacob Martin

Lmao I was waiting for them to add that to the bit but they didn’t

Allison

hey guys this might just be me but i think the silent majority of the listeners are fight fans. 10 minutes dedicated to talking ab the past ufc ppv or whatevers happening in celebrity boxing i think would make a ton of people happy and allow for non fight fans to skip right past it. noel youre so passionate about fighting and have awesome takes on the fight game especially MMA and i love watching cody learn more and more as you guys talk more and he watches more. i love the show no matter what, that’s just my 2 cents

Tyber Budrow

Can you boys do the next pod on acid and in hammocks? I like when y’all give me anxiety at work

Kolten

Corys looking good considering what he’s got to work with

Hailey

Thank you for bringing a smile to our faces with golden content!

Jacey Cora

I like the fighting talk 🥲

JK

cory is so hot

Joey Trevino

im actually down for the MMA talk lmaooooo

Joshua Balasadas

You guys are perfect.

Davis Matheney

Man, who the fuck is complaining about Noel talking about fighting? I’d be happy if they dedicated an entire episode to fighting just to piss off the 1% of people who complain about it

Adrian Mendez

i feel like it would disappoint you to know that i am a cart girl

Josi Riggert

Why do Cody thinks he’s fat, I wish I had his BMI

Maria Seye

Great episode as always!

Maria Seye

You guys have to recreate that Siegfried and Roy white tiger pic for your next tour promos/EP cover😳

Reggie Watts

There is something enthralling about watching Cody be less informed about pop culture than my 60yo parents Btw nice fit lol

Feargal O'Reilly

anyone else got front row tickets to carrot top next thursday?

paul

Noels lookin like Kendall Jenner became bold and Cody lookin like Dave Chappelle got hair transplant. Not that anyone gives a fuck about my opinion!

Mike Ginkel

I’m pretty sure Kim K getting slammed is actually what made her famous

Adam CW

omg i wna dress like y'all HAHA absolutely drippy guys..

haz hamzah

i became an alchoholic too, it sucks lmao

Dustin Lindstein

John Chavez is Noel in like 20 years lmao

Jayson

as a cart girl, the guys who come into my job always manage to chip off a piece of my spirit for putting, but being 5’10 alone kinda makes me alpha out there

carol

I watched that dynamite clip like 10 times shits so funny💀

Alex Amsberg

Cody looks so good this podcast! Very moist!!

Bro I actually like when you guys talk about mma and fighting wtfff

Shalianna Santiago

This new video player doesn't have a speed modifier :(

Matthew Juttner

absolute banger of an episode bois

Justin

Damn Cody, looking fresh as hell as always. Keep it up my guy

Jake DeLalla

I was a cart boy. Every single day I heard "you aren't as cute as the last girl." garbage job

Hellabasas

it’s so funny watching them try to understand what sussy baka means. guys baka is a term a tsundere (mean girl trope in anime) will usually call a guy meaning idiot. horny reddit guys get off to it and then sussy baka is a meta amalgamation of among us and horny anime shit.

Noah

Cody yelling to pause the video and then it not happening right away gave me anxiety

Julius

Ur fits are fire Cody I like BD too. You should get the surfboard they made.

Andre Espinoza

You guys nailed exactly what a cart boy at a golf course is. The golf course I work at doesn’t have any cart boys or girls because they’re worried about sexual harassment that’s happened in the past. The example Cody said about the $50 has happened to me more than once.

Andre Espinoza

You're lit cody dw

Charlie

TMG absolutely EVISCERATES Kim K as "slightly irresponsible" in NEW HIT PIECE by two tiny meat HITMEN p.s. buy Skems fluffy car wrap (tm)

Nicholas Rutledge

Stop talking about fighting

Lily

Codys clearly been working out. looks swole

Pablo Laguarda

Cody just saying your fits are always fire ⚡️⚡️🔥🔥

Karis

its the jacobs ladder penis for me… i’ll never recover lmao

kayla beck

Nice hat Cody

Jasper Hardy

recently before every episode I guess how much they’re gonna talk about crypto… guessing by the title it’s a good portion of this episode

Lauren

Wooble dooble

g.dont

This isn't related to this episode in particular, but Cody and Noel gotta be the least-nerdy programmers and coders ever

JoshNichols

omg i just know if noel raged at me I would cry

samantha

why so sexy today ???

jillian

Goals

Gabbi DiNobile

tight

Isaac Price

Fuck yes

Bailey