Ep 187 - Bill Gates is Down Bad

*girl scout knocks on Gary V’s door* “Oh so you wanna sell cookies? Imagine your dog being run over by a steamroller.”

oh my god the demented gary v bit DID NOT DISAPPOINT. holy fuck.

Gary

I looked away for a hot minute and when I came back Noel was reading I was like what the fuck lol

Colin Jebsen

cyuyuyuuuuu ty yy

Zach Berkowitz

thanks guys, needed the laugh today morning

simone

I'm a yoga instructor at a hot yoga studio in LA and I would love to have the boys come take a class

Imma just say you absolutely kill the man bun Cody

Brittany Manne

Steve harvey was apparently in the barking frat thoooo

Jessica

cody has fully evolved to ultimate surfer dude with the man bun

The Paula Deen bit made me gag but I couldn’t help but to laugh

Alley

Can’t believe I’ve been laughing at the same Gary V joke for a whole week now and it hasn’t gotten old at all.

CheeseheaDuke

yuuuck bro lmao

Oh you wanna invest in crypto? Well imagine a big mommy milker femdom slicing your penis down the shaft and peeling it like a banana

Connor McDermott

These episodes recently are so fucking good

Clayton Davis

was ready for cody to cut his hair but the man bun has me questioning everything

Mary Lawrence

Absolute banger fellas

mark cruz

Noel talking about slurping out the shell that is Paula Deen’s pussy was the first thing that truly disgusted me on the podcast

Sean Cunnane

Fuck yeah Cody, steam rooms all day baby!

Relationship advice question: My wife came in while I was watching the video podcast and shamed me for "watching a podcast" what do I do

The Gary V bit is definitely in the TMG podcast hall of fame 😂

Jay2

This pod had me crying laughing harder than any other episode holy fuck, the Gary V bit has to be the funniest one yet Also so happy you finally got a mic for the producers, it was a bit annoying before when you guys would interact and I couldn’t hear shit

Avi

Please do an entire next episode in your surfer voices. Thank you.

Katie D

POV: I paid $5 penis podcast

1XC

her pussy's like crab 🤣

Aaron Guzman

I got to say I love that you guys put the intro after you talk a little bit because my favorite part about this podcast is that it starts by one of you saying some stupid shit and nothing else

Heidi Hartman

Bill and Melinda split because Bill got that TikTok kid to see if she was loyal and she failed. "So like this guy wanted me to see if his girl was loyal. Him and his wife would travel around curing Malaria, kinda weird but I'm interested."

Sample

if cody did his class on peloton I'm 90% sure I did that same class lmfao

Dean Pogas

cody shoe game been looking a lil yea 😩 lately…

Peyton L.

I made the mistake of listening to this episode while on the treadmill at the gym alone and was crying with laughter. Needless to say ppl were watching lmao

Lindsey

"sucking off somebody's spouse in front of them" got me so bad it hurt

Joanna

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cubPiuD7_dA - can you guys react to this Gary Vee clip on the next episode lmao

axwell

Tha gary v segment getting a rwloaf and making its way into the free episode is the best

Honestly cody the hair looks really good

Daniel Gonzalez

God damn, this might be one of my favorite episodes. The vibes are just immaculate

21:14 the boys in the back really liked that one XD

TotalADHD

just imagining bill mf gates on all fours gargoyle-style on a bar making predator noises has to be one of the most hilarious word pictures i've had in a while

I see Cody's antennae are starting to come through as a result of the alien probing

Ryan Baran-Maguire

like seriously dm me if you need a volunteer for that

Clara Raposo

oh my godddd im so down for the reference game noel lol

Clara Raposo

If they keep doing this Gary V. bit, I'm gonna have abs for the summer. Keep it up, boys!

AhoSensei

This made me remember a girl I went to grade school and middle school with who would almost always sit in the splits position if we were on the floor. She was a gymnast.

2oV

The yoga bit killed me

2oV

hardcore fuckin with paperboy cap noel and ponytail cody

Callahan Hirrel

You boys were so giggly today I haven’t laughed this much in a whileeeeeee

Sarah Pappas

Oh man I needed that laugh today, thank you boys

fantastic episode, boys

Mariya

(Gary v voice) So fetty Wap, imagine your new album releasing and everyone hates it.

Cole Wilson

You want a comment? okay. Picture your dog getting eviscerated by a pack of rabid wolves while it whines for your help. Oh you didn't pass your college finals? boo fucking hoo. If you aren't visualizing your your precious animals being devoured bit by bit, you will never achieve true happiness

Gabriel lowe

can we get a thread of demented gary vee comments going

michael

i'm so fucking glad y'all are back in person together again, the pod during quarantine was my saving grace but there's nothing like you two bouncing off each other like this

emily

so youre interested in losing your virginity huh? well the NUMBER ONE thing i did EVERY DAY in the shower to help me lose my virginity was imagine me being dangled by my prolapsed anus while my immediate family watched in horror.

michael

tears

Astro_

free palestine!!1! ✊🏽

a0

Cody, Whats that book called about the 2010 crash?

video where noel tries surfing and cody tries karting

Anya

Timestamp 12:38 - Noel I feel the same way about cars....low key possible death traps...

Maddy Kretschmer

da bun fire dude ngl would fuck no homo

jared smith

the gary vee bits have me fighting for my life i am CRYING

Cody missed the perfect opportunity to get Noel w a Malone brown during the talk about yoga poses smh

Y’all tryna make me bust or what?

i thought cody cut his hair at first that scared the shit out of me

Taylor Moring

finally zaddy bill is on the market it’s my time 😎

fuck yes FUCK YES

Natalie

FREE PALESTINE 🇵🇸

Mads Lund

just as I'm about to go to bed.... looks like work is gonna be a rough one tomorrow

WOCKY slush

Juan Meza

Big jugs