Bonus Ep 79 - Good Things Happen to Bad People

40:40 We weren't ready for this

herhaha

Y’all talking about putting dead celebrities in containers reanimated then running for office: in Futurama Nixon becomes President because he’s now just a head in a jar

Your comment isn't a warning in and of itself...

Cassandra Brown

have u tried it

The Cheese Man

Tmg takes Shrooms

Frances Weger

AYE NOEL!! try magic mushrooms PLEASE I BEG YOU

Frances Weger

Imagine cheating on Noel or Cody - like how tf?!?!?

Cody's speaking facts about politics

Abbey Fitzpatrick

Acid causes neurones to fire in new ways that are not possible sober. New neural pathways are formed and you are able to think about things in new ways. There is no “too old” to use psychedelics. They are a wonderful tool that can change your perspective and sense of ego. I highly recommend doing some more research :))

Ash Crowther

This shit is so funny now y’all are back together again. The breakup crying bit is fucking hilarious

Pablo Laguarda

20s break up part hit wayyyyy too close to home

Oh my god I know I'm late but this was so fucking funny. the guys are seriously in full form right now, and these recent podcasts have been classics.

Robert Grant

Just found out Neumane has my last name smh

Adrian Trujillo

I CRIED AT " Ah she a nice girl" jack harlow impression

Ah fuck I just realized I bought the merch at full price wtffff oh well.

Benjamin Lantz

^^^

Austin

Where is the new episode? :(

Grace

Yoooo, what about a sushi-train cocktail bar, cause you need that entertainment of someone making something in the middle

Bro do you know how insane it is that y’all got Quinn XCII

Kelly

We need Chet on the pod

The last 10 minutes had me dying lmfaoo

Azaria

1:01:04 It literally looks like Cody’s pinching his nipple right after talking about it. Last 10 minutes are legendary.

JustBegone

I am crying listening to this!

Ramsey

This was a slapper! “Did he finger you” had me dying

That was the best last 10 minutes...oh my God

Ryans Wood

That shit was so funny. "Whats Poppin"

Old bit... not knowing what Reddit is... New bit... thinking they are in space

Brittany Manne

5th time watching the bryce bit

Matt L

I have never laughed harder at this pod than the bryce hall bit. I never looked at it that way.

Nick DeMarco

Did he bop it and twist it like I used to do?

bigcactusenergy

Absolutely agree

The Bryce hall bit was fukin hilarious and relatable

Theo Sk

Did Cody make light of women bringing allegations to light? I don’t think he really did, he seems completely unaware of the allegations, he was just saying it was a funny roast by Chet, who was responding to the part she noted about the racial nature of white body summer.

Theo Sk

i don’t know if cody or noel would know this. but chet hanks was in the live action Bratz dolls movie in the 2000s where he played a huge geek who dates one of the main girls. it’s super funny bc he looks and acts nothing like he does now lmao

Kendall Stone

shut up

What part of Chet Hanks being a racist abuser is Cody not getting

I've watched the bryce hall addison rae bit 3 times and belly laughed every fucking time

Tyler Payne

This one was too good thank u my kings

or melt your mind, and lose your braincells. which is what actually happens to your mind on lsd. hippie shill.

Ben Alexander

Anybody see the fucking dust cloud from when Cody hit his hand on the chair???

Toni Montana

that last bit had my CRYING

Jace Wheeler

I cried laughing at the "DID HE FINGER YOU" bit

Nicholas Joaquin

Elon musk will single handily take doge coin over $1

Dallan

Doge coin gonna be the official currency of Mars in 2100, im holding for 30 years then buying an island

Dallan

Can Kyle and Luke get mics? Even if they don't use them much better than them yelling in the background?

Kyles laugh in the background is fucking hilarious

JustBegone

one of the best eps yet last part had me dying

Kevin Anderson

thats a dusty ass chair when cody hit it lmao

Astro_

speaking of fox hills culver city i met these 2 there in the food court very nervous i couldn’t even open my camera you guys were very sweet and taller than expected

Jess

Isn’t Chet an abuser or did I miss something?

Maddy Kretschmer

If I get to 30 and people tell me I can’t go to the fucking club or take acid bc « it’s too late » someone is getting hurt

I think you’re wrong Noel. It’s never too late.

lmao chet wants to talk about who's tapped into the culture he would definitely know, he's an expert at stealing that shit

Yall should check out this video. Its a couple minutes, called "lets go dababy" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jjyDfLPKmNk

William Benjamin

last bit was fucking hilarious. another genuine classic tmg moment

Chris

The energy with the producer talking and laughing in the background is sooooo good. Haven’t laughed this hard in forever

holy shit i haven’t laughed that hard in a while thanks boys 😂🥲🛸💚

Not the crying asking “did he finger u” literally brings me back to high school when my bf who constantly cheated on me cried when he found out I kissed someone and asked me this exactly jfc dude

Devlin Flanigan

The new set is so sexy

Hailey Deane-Personal

can you please fix the wheels on the bar cart

Dima Belya

This made me think of a story from a few years ago. I dated a girl for two years before we decided to move states and transfer to the same university. We didn’t even last a week after getting there, but we decided to try and still be friends. There were clearly still feelings for a few months, but after a while, she was trying to move on. I tried to be cool with it, but one day made me realize how dumb it was to try and be friends with an ex. We made plans to hangout and everything was normal. Then, for some reason, she brings up the fact her parents were upset with her because she got a bruise from making out with some guy at a frat party. My first instinct was to wait till a red light and hop out without explaining anything, but I decided not to. I should’ve done it. The rest of the day felt awkward and we ended up just studying and hanging out at her apartment for the rest of the time. At one point she suddenly tells me I have to leave and so I asked what was up. Turns out she had met another guy on a cruise she went on over the break and was going to FaceTime him. I invited some other friends to drink at my apartment and I told them what happened. My friend then tells me, “Oh, she must be FaceTiming the guy she got kicked out of the club with”. When I asked what they meant, they told me they had been making out too roughly according to security and got kicked out. Pretty sure you don’t get kicked out for making out. Saw her one more time after that and then never again.

That girl must have a good amount of fucking money to only be smoking jeeters bro wtf

Cody wants white boy summer to catch on so bad 😭😭 we get it Cody you’re white 🙄😂

slimmy

“You gagged on it three times?! That was our THING! #ThriceforBryce “

Cody's love for Chet Hanks coupled with Noel's obvious uneasiness covering him really adds an interesting dynamic

Gabriel Curnutt

Different topic than todays episode but I used to hate whey because it made my stomach want to die with several uncomfortable toilet trips. Went to the doctor and found out I’m lactose intolerant. Pretty sure most adults have some level of lactose intolerance and whey contains concentrated lactose. Suggest Noel to try soy whey or some orher alternative. See if it helps

Bushra

The next jack harlow gets asked about addison by the paparazzi he has the power to become the villain and stare straight at the camera and be like “yea she was a nice girl... but now shes daddys girl, Bryce”

Jersain Vargas

Dead Regis’ head in a container is literally just futurama cmon guys

Sammy Sadovia

im crying at the Neumane part

Allie

im a substitute kindergarten teacher and i was watching the podcast on my break...went back to the class and it started playing in my pocket so i had to explain to my kids why my phone said “mustard on their dicks” thanks guys

my ex boyfriend (who cheated on me with a few girls) was involved in a music video for kim petras while we were dating, i felt kind of uneasy about it at the time but just shook it off. fast forward to RIGHT after our breakup the most popular tik tok audio was "im kim petras and i fucked your boyfriend" lol i still dont know what happened that day but every time i opened tik tok i had to hear that audio & go yknow what she probably did

Good things happen to bad people= your ex has a baby and the good news is it aint yours

James Russo

I made 6000 from buying doge as a joke and was shitting my pants when i saw how much it went up

Jack Berrey

That's what I thought too lol

Emelie G

New to patreon, is there a way to download the eps so you can listen offline? I feel like no cause itd be easy to rip them, but idk Edit: nvm I'm dumb i figured it out

Emelie G

Missed opportunity to say “Derek Jeter’s Peter”

caesar miranda

Bryce hall: “alexa, play Marvins room.” “playing what’s poppin” “ FUUUUCK”

Thomas Merrill

This new set is so fire, the boys snapped

Your quads looking pretty good noel

his names jack and he’s not even jacked i took roids for you babe😭

anyone else having deja Vu from the H3 podcast doing the exact Neumane bit a couple days ago

the energy in Candice is immaculate

Lindsey Lopez

can u guys get mics or subtitles for the other guys pls

taychaddy

Did Noel accidentally invent music covers in this

cody sounds like such a boomer saying weed is just a drug

Robby Gibb

Bonezone episode 79 The last 10 minutes of the bonus today was the most painfully relatable thing. I can’t express how much better this made me feel knowing that everyone goes through a nasty breakup where you’ve been cheated on. Fortunately comedy that you can relate to makes it that much funnier, I was doubled over in tears gasping for air laughing so hard about asking her the details of what they did together 😂

Braxton Irvin

I feel the exact same way lmfao

Mychal Ortiz

Y'all aren't actually orbiting you're just hovering

Benjamin

Everytime they talk about crypto I’m always so interested in what they have to say and I really want to get into it. then I remember I have absolutely no comprehension of what it truly is or how it works and that makes me feel like a small and insignificant entity,but then they make another shit or dick joke and I’m back in the room

Stuart Greene

You can't just blow a podcast in the surface of mars

Benjamin

When you spill chick fil a sauce on your tiny jussy you be like ëæúgh

Benjamin

Tiny Meat Gang...now with Chick-fil-A sauce!

Richie O.

okay idea... 2024 presidential debate / UFC fight. the rock vs whoever else and mcgiggles commentating, jack harlow vs bryce hall is the undercard and addison is the halftime show

bowerybaby

Im going thru a breakup and this is the best therapy

JMAN23463

Bryce Hall is goin through a rite of passage rn, god help him

Trevor Scoot and Kool-Aid Jammer

Tmax

Okkkk this bone zone is lit I laughed so fckn hard lol

CHEESECAKE

The first half of that Bryce bit I was cackling. Then the second half just hit a little too close to home

probably not 😔

buglord

I feel like Cody is that one friend you love but your scared to admit you smoke weed too

Mychal Ortiz

29 Part 2

Fergus O'Leary

My mom is the account manager for the company that supplies Chicfila sauce and I’m sendin her that clip immediately

Connor Davis

Noel isn’t 30, hes 29.99

The mobile link isn't working, any chance we will get a fix?

Ben Alexander

Is there a discount code for Patreon for merch?

I've never been to a club, but I just turned 28 and I feel like I missed the window three years ago.

2oV

I've referred to jeeters as dipsticks (we have a local processing plant that sells infused weed as "dipsticks"). I thought that's what they were commonly called until now.

2oV

"he did back shots didn't he?"

i have PTSD from the bryce bit my ex did that exact thing and it sounded JUST like that

Mikayla Minnig

I was trying to not burst out laughing and triggered an asthma attack

Jason Soderlin