Episode 124 - Cheat an STD Test

Bro I lived in Italy and I got kicked out of school and then the country because of Corona. Now I’m back in California and UC berkley spring semester has been canceled

Avery Johnson

Are you talking about the under Armour shooting??? I work at an under Armour store in New Jersey (shooting happened in Orlando Florida) and it was crazy. Whole company was on. Edge. Apparently it was a manager who got fired and came back angry and with a gun. Also apparently the person had a hit list of other people too. Not sure if that consisted of more employees, customers, or random people. Crazy nonetheless

Joseph Nicolo

Damn my last boyfriend beat the shit outta me and I’m still dumb :)

Out of all the gross bits that have been on this podcast Noel talking about licking his palm after flushing a public toilet is officially the first one to send a quiver down my spine.

This was a really good episode y’all are killing it. I wish we could get a new episode every day

Connor Albury

Cody’s solo moment was the funniest part of the podcast her went down like 40 threads of content

Don’t be shy, post the video

Chelsie

Nvm someone already said this

Fellas the mask doesn’t help you not get the virus, it just helps you not spread it. You need a heavy duty mask to prevent you from getting it.

So... no video?

Simp is an acronym it stands for Suckas Idolizing Mediocre Pussy.

Juul Torres

This episode and 122 have been the funniest episodes in a long time 😂 thank you

Carson

is the video coming?

Maurice Boskaljon

I’m so glad I chose to listen to the episode about corona virus and how to crash a plane using piss during my 3 hour flight. Killed it as always, fellas

Aye boys I flew up from Wellington to see the show and you guys killed it! Worth every cent no doubt

Noel let Cody talk without cutting him off and saying “hol up” plz god

Matt Sheridan

i miss insanely chill but why did cody sound scared of having a one on one convo w himself 😭

mobina

yall share one brain cell

mobina

Why does Cody sound like hes trapped on an island and these recordings are his last potential communication with the rest of the world 😅

Hey TMG fam. My sister is an epidemiologist for the CDC and sent this to my family about caronavirus (it’s long) because she’s a bad bitch: Hey everybody, in case you find it helpful or reassuring, I thought I’d write a little coronavirus PSA. More cases are likely to be diagnosed in the US, and if that happens where you live, it has the potential to be very disruptive. Your individual risk of infection is still very low, but people may be asked to stay home from work, and schools may close... so there's a few things you can do to be prepared: Refill your prescriptions if any are running low Get a couple weeks supply of staples/supplies — medications, food (human and pet), toilet paper, detergent, diapers Get your flu shot if you haven’t already so you stay out of the drs office Wash your hands a lot — and hand sanitizer with at least 60% alcohol works too! Don’t worry about stockpiling masks. Surgical masks are for people who are infectious to stop them from transmitting disease. The N95 is the kind of mask that’s protective, but it doesn’t fit everyone’s face or over beards so it might not help. And touching your face when you put on and take off a mask, if you had virus on your hands, would be a good way to infect yourself. CDC has a lot of good general information here https://www.cdc.gov/coronavirus/2019-ncov/index.html but you should really check your local health department website or twitter for news specific to where you live. If there are closures or recommendations for social distancing in your area, the announcement will come from your health department first. Larger counties have their own health departments, but for smaller places you can check the state websites. Feel free to share this with family/friends if you think it's helpful… and I have to say, these are just my personal views, not CDC’s :) Love you all.

The Auckland show was dope! It was toasty but it was worth it. Definitely would love to see another live show.

You really did do a Genius vid lol 😂 that blew my mind! Y’all deserve mad props for the growth!

i miss insanely chill actually

Riza

😫

rae

Wya boys

video taking realllly long i guess

Cody’s throat clearing gives me ASMR....

did y'all forget about the video or is it just taking 25 hours to upload

that new lil baby tho .. 🥵

nice

Right? It made me miss insanely chill

Ashleigh

This podcast is a no plane/no food kinda podcast for me.

He sounds pretty hot

hey if anyone has a ticket to th sydney show can u pls lemme know these boys have been in my life since both before 100k on yt and it would mean the world to see them i'm sorta drunk rn so probably embarrassing myself but i hope everyone is doing good and even if i don't see them on march 1st i hope to meet them one day, love u boys

izzy sphere

listened to this on a plane rly enjoyed the part where u talked about planes crashing the anxiety spike was a rush

where is the video lads

Thevindu H

shut up nerd.

Rasmus Brøchner

Can't wait for that bonus episode about genius, became a patron just to hear about that. Curious to know how y'all felt about it.

Love y’all but don’t talk about the coronavirus if you haven’t done your research!! Currently studying abroad in Florence, Italy and all of my friends have been pulled home to the US after being here for only about a month because people are freaking out over another version of the common cold. Coronavirus is not as dangerous as it seems for someone my age and just spreads very quickly. I’m waiting to here if I need to be sent home and it’s honestly ruining my once in a lifetime experience. The media is exploiting this more than it needs to be, yes it spreads quickly but the majority of cases are extremely mild.

Natalie

y'all better fuckin DESTROY dallas tx

True. Same question then. Could you

TMG

Brother I acknowledged this like 2 episodes ago

TMG

Someone please beat me within an inch of my life, I need to pass numerical methods

Small molecules and virus protein shells can subsume into your skin/And also if they’re on your hands you can touch your eyes once and its game over

Brody

@NOEL you know wearing a mask doesn’t protect you right it only prevents from spreading the virus

Brody

Yes SIMP is an acronym it stands for: suckers idolizing mediocre pussy.

Ashleigh

Imagine not knowing who Rory Scovell is... get with the times cody. I know ya old and all but watch rory's netflix special

Thenotsobasicbitch

it’s so interesting listening to cody’s random thoughts. love that man 😔☝🏼

heather nusz

tbh insanely chill was cool & i would like more

heather nusz

I was waiting for Cody to say that bomb joke probably would've bombed anyway

Rowan

Yes, Tyson Fury beat the shit out of Wilder. But Wilder is still the harder puncher, so why isn't the question if you could take a swift smack from the man who knocked out 40 grown men?

the part where noel went to take a fat whiz gave me real insanely chill vibes and it was awkward

45th

love the midwestern accents

kennedy

lemme rephrase that, you dont pay for them to make a podcast, you're paying to support them and as a bonus you get a new podcast a week early. quit complaining

I love that they talk about ball gags and fisting your own ass when I’m eating a yogurt

Bye

GritAndGuillotines

Alright fellas I’m out....unsubscribing. Shit is just not funny anymore. You’re just way too up you’re own asses. At least me personally, I don’t care about the behind the scenes stuff you guys have gone on about for the last 10 episodes. You’re comedians, and I subscribed to a comedy podcast. Still love you guys, just wanted to be honest. Much love

Benjamin Conboy

coronavirus stoppp seriously just stop it i’m not even kidding please cmon

My school has an instagram account where they post pictures of kids simping and its so fucking funny

Corona virus said to tell you , “no u”

cody is so lost once noel leaves

Isabel Alcala

i got it 80 to go to UC Davis as y’all talked about the virus and got back on 80 and got the fuck outta there

I was waiting for the love island "it's done then" x7 accent on the Statham sister snipe

I love the rock

TMG

The Rock hate in this episode is atrocious

come to laurent in chadstone in melbs

Insanely chill is the only thing I can listen to while I work

That whole callback fractals bit was fucking hilarious dude

Just a few days ago, I was wishing y'all would appear on Genius, and it happened! Congrats, guys!

gauze

When Simon said ‘calm’ that’s London slang for like ‘it’s cool’ or like ‘okay’, not the literal meaning of calm haha

James Johnson

Best ep in a whiiiile, proppa banh-ah

Insanely chill really was insanely chill Cody don’t undervalue it

wow that solo Cody part really made me miss Insanely Chill, always used to make my wednesdays

Henry

Oh nooooo I was trying to recover from the Gabriel Fernandez doc LOL was NOT ready for the parent beating joke hhhkkhgghkk 😔 but trauma to the brain is crazy unpredictable. Some people can end up with memory loss that has them continuously wake up in previous decades of their life and they’d be none the wiser and end up super confused about the current year and it’s technologies.

Who doesn’t realize that stage shows are planned/rehearsed?? Not a scam dummies.

Also the kids calling you guys scammers killed me 😂

Lily Dubeau

I love Author and Punisher, and I’m so glad you guys mentioned them.

Cody going solo there for a few minutes was the funniest shit I’ve ever heard 🤣🤣

Lol the file is titled 125

Heidi Hartman

SIMP = Someone Idolizing Mediocre Pussy

The fact that you guys went on to genius and didn’t sing broke bitch and out really funny meanings behind each lyric is disappointing

Luke Ansell

we want to see your faces boys lmao still love you tho!

Noel quit putting us with gen z you are a millennial the years are ‘81 - ‘96 😂

Erica Cuchna (Chuck-nah)

There video to this one??

How is Noel so good at voicing Hobbs AND SHAW?! :P

Lily Dubeau

Whoop there it is

Benjamin Lantz

where the videoooo

i'm gonna do it anyway

What the fuck you say?

Now hold up bro.....

5th?

Bloody good chat

James Johnson

So why didn’t y’all make fun of the genius interview lol still great tho

Keiron medrano

second?

First