Episode 123 - Jake Paul Solved It

Had to hit the video to get Faggas Funeral Home XD

Qiyara

love u guys

alessia victoria

I was yelling at them “EJACULATION” since clearly all they can think about is cum for the REM joke 🙄 come on boys... do better 😂

Frida Ibarra

the flack thing was she wanted her court case done not in the public eye as she thought this would negatively affect her and she got denied (i think)

Your bullying/profane advice book idea already exists, it was a whole trend like 5 years ago! The best examples are like The Subtle Art of Not Giving a Fuck by Mark Manson and Unfuck Your Habitat by Rachel Hoffman, but a bunch of publishing houses jumped on it at once and every book released around then had some rude-but-like-FUNNY hip-with-the-kids tone to it for a while.

KL

not sure if anyone has recommended you guys to watch the show unreal on Hulu. basically behind the scenes of dating shows

Maria

Engineers take down Jake Paul

Liliam Pumpernickel

REM stands for “rapid eye movement” because your body enters a paralyzed state (minus your eye muscles), but your sympathetic nervous system kicks in. You experience the most vivid dreams in REM because of neurons rapidly firing at that time. But you can experience dreaming in stage 3 and stage 4 due to the influx of delta waves.

Sydney

There's this mukbang YouTuber named Stephanie Soo who primarily talks about true crime. In her recent video, she talks about this guy who goes missing but the police don't catch onto it at first because someone was also impersonating him. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f-vJl-7Zer0 There are also a couple others about people who fake their lives, but I don't remember which ones they are. I think there was one who pretended to be CIA or something.

2oV

no but like i’d also do the mean self help book if you want me to!!! that would be SO much fun!

Bar stories from the UK are always my favorite

Just__Jonathan

Damn y'all talking about these warehouse playgrounds really takes me back to the early days of the pod where you talked about it the first time lmao

Em

Watching this drunk makes me think ur drunk making it jus sayin

I cannot believe Noel just mentioned fucking Discovery Zone i know you all went to a field trip there in 2nd grade too

Listening to this while half rolling on molly I took that didn’t work so I was sober at the club and hated it and went home and now I’m smoking a bowl and chilling and kinda vibing w this feeling

Tamara

How did you guys not use ejaculate as the E for REM?

Dalton

this episode is really just cody and noel talking about being old as shit and what medical professionals they should see next

Sabrina Sandy

cody be looking like a snacc

sarah holzgrefe

REM sleep is when you dream the most, stage 3 sleep is the deepest stage of sleep so y'all pretty much got it

My parents used to be friends with this couple who were from the same tiny ass Mexican village that they were from. For the longest time the couple rented out the basement to this one lady with 3 kids. Turns out that the man was the father of the 3 kids and when he told one family he was at work, he was actually at home with the other family. He got tired of paying a mortgage and rent so he just told the second family to move into the basement of his house. His first wife still stayed with him because they're super old school and don't believe in divorce. The second lady got married and they all casually hang out now.

Consuelo Ramirez

The boys defending learning algebra in high school...be still my beating heart

K

I'd buy the shit out of a book that bullies me to stop being anxious

Julia Beitz

You just also just mentioned Dr. Sleep and I need to tell you this story. I had a job interview for this dental place and the lady I was emailing was named Dr. Sleep. I had the interview set up and everything, only to find out the day before that her name wasn't Dr. Sleep it's the company's name that's called Dr. Sleep Dentistry, so I just kept calling this lady Dr. Sleep. I was mortified and didn't end up going 😂

Lily Dubeau

my favourite math podcast

There used to be this show called "Who the (Bleep) Did I Marry?" that was all about people who married someone who were lying about who they were or committing serious crimes. It's on Hulu now and I've only seen a few episodes years ago, but was insane.

go offfffff noel about education!! and how jake is a dumb fuck. restores my faith in humanity that there are people like u that see thru the bs

Wow bless Jake, after reading that tweet I no longer have the Anxiety Disease. Thanks a million Jake! 👍

Lily Dubeau

On the Aaron Hernandez doc I think they did make it clear that they weren’t blaming it on him being gay or on CTE. They stayed pretty clearly near the end that they believed he was an angry person who maybe have done these things without the outside influence but they do believe it contributed to him killing those people. There were some people who said it was the CTE but I think the documentary did a good job at showing both sides and possibilities. They also said in the documentary that there are tons of football players with CTE who have never killed anyone so it can’t be only CTE that caused him to do those things.

Karina

This is how I know you boys are working too hard. You missed Rapid Ejaculation Movement

thing is, cody or noel ain't tryna sell an education platform. They both admit they suck at math lmao

Joey Liefting

Is Noel sure he went to school? If the guy who discovered that shit about anxiety discovered it in 1859... and it's only 2020, how the fuck did he get over 1000... its only 161 years old. Sorry boys but how you gonna say some shit about his grammar when your math is ass?

Cody needs to watch Mr Robot if he wants to fulfill his revenge hack fantasy

Thevindu H

Noel got deepthroated by his ENT

BigBlackNick

if you like dark shit on reddit just read some of the replies on the top posts of all time on the askreddit sub, there's some ~dark~ shit in there

Thibault Tresca

yo what was the crazy burial thing w hernandez?

how the fuck did you make turkey covered cake sound good, the forbidden fruit

Emma

what if i dont got friends jake how about then

Satvik Mojnidar

you do dream in REM but you usually don’t remember those dreams :/

bought a patreon subscription specifically so i could beg youse to never do a scottish accent again literally PLEASE give it up it is not good

Noel go on r/ProgrammerHumor for a roit. oh wait you don't know what Reddit is nevermind

Owen Pearson

also 100% feel with him getting a show soon enough that shit would be too good

Trent

so pumped for reeves and shitty nerd humour

Trent

Oh shit.... I think I need to see an ENT lmao

y’all that was a ROLLERCOASTER of podcast topics lol

I would love a motivational book that's just Cody and Noel roasting me

Kambria Cavazos

on the caroline flack story, you really gotta be at wit's end. i have been in that place twice, and in that moment it really does feel like there's just no point in continuing anymore. it's a terrifying feeling honestly. i hope she does rest in peace.

Cody I was also thinking Dirty John like the whole time! It’s based on a true story that was actually a podcast produced by this guy at the LA Times!

i really felt the hackathon bit lmao, I cannot wait for Michael Reeves to come on the pod, the programming bits are by far my favorite because im a stinky little programmer too

Jared

Please make that motivational book I would buy the fuck out of it

Scott Wisker

Kratom will help two with all that anxiety you were talking about at the beginning of the podcast.

Noel brother that was some questionable mental math you did there

Am I having a weird deja vu moment or have they FOR SURE talked about discovery zone before

Kermit... Dm....

Jared

i would totally buy that positivity book! all the cussing and insults would be really inspirational

vee

Thumbnail moved me to tears, God bless.

I feel like Kermit when you post.

Powerful thumbnail

I found out today my dog has bone cancer and has a month left max. I needed this. Too bad noel isnt on twitch to turn up for my terminally ill pupper

Thenotsobasicbitch

kermit's asshole and dessert chicken. episode is off to a great start

vee

i’m scared to watch this

not jake again

vimeo got some splaning to do

Katy Bourne

Kermit

Tevin Keo

damn vimeo really lookin for that rainbow connection

Great algorithm 👍👍👍