Ep 147 - Crying on Camera

Codys zuck impression sounds like kermit the frog

Robby Gibb

actually wheezing at the deez nutz guy

i’m gonna be starting a petition for patreon to add a start stop feature tired of having to remember where i was if i stepped away from my phone

Chili if your lurking we need Deez Nutz for donos

Andrae

The vine thing gmfu like bruh imma junior and I get all of those references

you're reading much to deep into it lol also "chinese company that has been confirmed not to give information to the chinese government" it's hilarious that you think that is a trustworthy claim

Ava

im really gonna miss the ufc talk :(

Ava

you guys keep saying "not trying to be anti-china, butttt....." and I want you guys to really ask yourselves, why are we so concerned about china? Like seriously im not trolling. If you think about it, all these american companies sell your information everyday to giant groups that directly pay politicians and political parties to change your everyday lives. These PACTS arguably have more power and control over you and the politics and are just as corrupt as any overshore chinese company. So at the end of the day I want you to ask, "why do I care about chinese company so much? whats so different about a chinese company that has been confirmed not to give information to the chinese government for meddling, versus the american social media companies that do it every single day and arguably affect your life much much more. Im not saying yall anti-china and are buying into this anti-china propoganda but I want you guys to think about these implicit biases and why you care so much about tik tok and believe in such things that arent necessarily backed up.

Just a little disclaimer about Dr. K: he is a psychiatrist practicing in the boston massachusetts, and everything on his stream is for educational purposes and entertainement purposes. Nothing on his stream is intended to be medical advice. If you have any mental health, psychiatric problem you should see a mental health professional and get evaluated.

Nathan

Been known for getting hard for 10

Ethan

Birds gonna fly and moles gonna dig, it's been my Instagram bio since. Not proud.

Sam Stark

I think the podcast is called “Jacks of No Trade”

Damn

PortugalTheMark

How did they bring up vine quotes but forget Noel's legacy of "it's ya boy, skinny penis" is he ashamed of it or something?

Been famous for getting hard for 7 years

They should def add stickers to the merch drop

Copped the merch immediately

Great episode! Uhh Xbox doesnt use Kinect anymore noel mate. They heard people didnt like it so they scraped it.

PortugalTheMark

Deez what sir

Miles

CODY GOT HIM BACK

Best episode in soo long

Adam

This episode was the best one in soooo long. Plz go back to this type of podcasting. Got to say I was about to cancel my patreon bc I don’t even finish the episodes. This episode had me laughing the whole time

Adam

Such a great a bit.

Oh Sh

i recently took the plunge into the OnlyFans world as a consumer. Long story short i have 0 hoes, the lockdowns got me fucked up, and i find out some girl who friendzoned me in highschool made an onlyfans. like not a bs IG model onlyfans but like u know actual porn. I'm like bet I gotta see this, shit was $25 and was worth it for me at least. I pick up like 2 more paid subs like $5 ones. But also get 5 free trial subs just thru promotions in my notifications and seeing promos on twitter. The free trial subs are really where the fuckery happens. These are normally like $5-$10 a month subs but they send out free trials to lure the lowest common denominator in. These accounts are basically like the bums who come wash your windshield out of nowhere then ask you for money, digital panhandlers. They basically just spam a "message all subs" function where they say some bs like "hey baby how are you doing tonight?" and if you respond in any fashion they will just immediatley ask for money. Even if you don't respond they will contiunue to send these over and over again. Pretty much seems like a bot. I had never responded to any of these messages and one day got "are you ignoring me??" keep in mind this is from a massive account and i'm just some random free sub. It definitely seems like someone is paid to go thru these messages for them or it's just a bot. What's fucked up is these accounts have in their bio that you can send them dick pics at any time for a rating with a $10 tip so some dude getting paid $15 an hour to respond to messages is just rating dicks too. I got a message today saying "I have a surprise for you :)" and i say back "omg is it a decide??" and it just replies "treat your queen to find out what it is" (pay up) Their actual feed itself is pretty barron as most content comes in the form of pay-per-view messages which is like a DM sent to you but it has a locked attachment you have to pay for. And holy shit dude, some of the graphic depraved descriptions of these kill me. Here is a quote from one of these videos "In this POV suck and fuck...I eat up a fat dick, tucking that pole down my throat and letting it pulse in my windpipe until my pussy was buzzing..it doesn’t take long when I’m drooling on a hard dick for my kitty to get moist. I squat down reverse on that dick and roll my hips, riding every inch out while that cock splits my little hole open, spreading my cheeks so my asshole blows kisses at the camera. My pussy was soaking that dick. I turn around so my perky tits can bounce for the camera while I stuff myself with that dick, eventually bending over and letting my ass get pounding like a drum until I spill my guts everywhere!" attached is an 8 minute video for $5. As for the other accounts I actually pay for, there is only like 1/3 that I actually think is worth it.

Everett

I went to school for nutrition I'm definitely going to go listen to The Dietitian Project. Thx for recommending!

That mygot flash animation, fuck I haven't thought about that in sooo long

Colin Jebsen

Cody starting the podcast with the hoodies draped over him got me good

Lizzie Volante

okay hear me out. are vine references the dad jokes of our generation ??

is it just me or was this one of the best eps in a while? cody often zones out while noel is trying to explain or like start a bit but this time he actually paid attention and they were genuinely having fun. i fuckin loved it

I wonder how noel wud feel if someone hacked his ig lul

Oh no

i drive for Fed ex and what you said about delivery drivers is facts😂😂 we are on thin fucking ice at all times don’t fuck up my route😂😂

StonedColdSteveAustin

why did Patrick Stump comment

Friend of a friend's literal job is chatting with customers of a someone's only fans account. She gets paid to pretend to be this person and people think they're actually talking to the person in the photos and videos 😭 she's given nsfw photos to send them and everything

WHEN ARE YOU BACK IN THE STUDIO IM

Currently listening to the Relationship Advice bit while sitting at a law firm like: 👁👄👁

Eli

The joke you mentioned that you couldn’t remember was “bruhs gotta bruh, snaps gotta snap” I know this because I reference this to myself just about every day

K

as someone who is about to start their freshman year in college, and just applied for student loans for the first time... i may take your advice to heart and drop out

lmao my buddy just showed me that cs video last week xD

Jesse Crowell

Noel should stop saying “red scare” when talking about China when what he’s talking about are objective facts

Mads Lund

Chill cactus rep up

Jeffrey Ricklin

i would love to buy yalls merch but.... 20$ shipping ....my wallet aint that thick ;( looks damn fire tho

Anastasia

Our podcast guy has to go through school and delay his podcast dream, sports are kinda dead right now with rona so this is his best time to finish school and get his degree

Nathan

I wanna dance I wanna dance in the night I wanna dance I wanna rock that body

What do you mean? You can listen to the audio version via the patreon RSS feed

Marcel Blank

I love Cody talk about induction stove like some advance tech

i just got patreon and did not know i couldn’t listen to it outside of the app. going back to yt premium ig.

first time i bought merch

chill

actually just stack liters end by end for 1200 km and that works out to a cool 12 mil

sidawson .

dang we didnt get to end it with the fibonacci number..

Thevindu H

there are 1.2x10^15 liters in 1200 cubic kilometers, and 106,266 liters^1/3 in 1200 km

sidawson .

wild to me seeing genuine worries abt china from people who have iphone with face ID, an alexa, and/or use facebook

Lauren

Suffering From Success - DJ Khaled

Tmax

It’s funny you talked about him playing Minecraft because the hackers actually started with scamming people on Minecraft

garret barber

I wouldn't know about you guys without vine. Been watching ever since though, and sticking it out until TMG finally gets in with Jamie and the Podfather.

James Clark

magnets how do those work??!!

I’d sacrifice both my left and right nut to have someone pay for my rent while I go to school, and this dude is gonna throw that away just to talk about his favorite little soccer team, get tf out of here with your privileged ass

i’m playing minecraft rn and listening to the bit about having to destroy your favorite build in minecraft to join a hacker gang had me crying

"birds gonna fly and moles gonna dig"

vee

NRA buys tik tok

baked beans

It doesn't drop until Friday they said.

JT M.

yea myg0t still have a ton of dudes hacking tf2 servers since the source code leaked a couple months ago

that vine tweet gmfu. im not in hs anymore but come on

"he need some milk" got me on the floor crying

About podcasts, if anyone has trouble falling asleep I highly recommend the podcast "Sleep With Me", I fall asleep within 10 minutes pretty much every time

moles gonna dig and bruhs gonna snap

Paige Graham

very pog champ episode fellas o7

most days i’m watching the podcast (rewatching old episodes at this point cause i’ve seen them all) instead of netflix tbh

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Smalls

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Thanks. Your guys' podcast is really helping me get through some bad times right now.

bro, he nailed it

i HATE that i wheezed at penny trading your mom

loved that “penny trading” joke cody, it was very funny! 👍🏼

Javier

ahhh my daily dose of serotonin in the form of two mini meats

thank u❤️

I love you guys ❤🤟❤

Also where's this merch at? I can't see it on the TMG website. Just old stuff

happy friday jr podster meat bae chode fam

Released it as I was looking for a podcast to listen to at work

Sittin in traffic about the cross the bay bridge, y’all the real MVP’s for this one.

Matt P

Stealing Crea Tyler’s words I see

Just what I needed