Bonus Ep 42 - You Get the Green Light

As someone who lived in Austin (where McConaughey is from), I can tell you that the rich moms are FUMING after hearing this podcast. He’s basically a diety down there, and the jokes that they were making about people getting their opinions from him might be true.

honestly mattew mcconaughey ghost wrote the ted kazynski manifesto

Summer

i wish i was matthew

greenlights is definitely frictionless

The vet my mom takes her dogs to sounds exactly like Matthew McConaughey, and when she told him that he went "alright, alright, alright, ahaha yeah, we're from the same part of Texas." and I honestly couldn't tell if he was trying to hit on her with that shit or not.

Em

You guys should really watch the one percent’s start. Red House vlogs.

Swear real estate agents speak in key words “SUPER TRICKED HOME HOUSE IN BEVERLY HILLS BEST VIEW”

I’ve been at this blinking red light for hours waiting for that green light Matthew McCracklin promised

Matthew McCracklins should have his own line of pork cracklings, call them "Crack lights- one bite and youre alright alright alright . "

Marcos Dimieri

What if Matthew McCracklins was using the driving metaphors to promote a new line of Lincoln’s coming out and his book is just a car catalog

he said 'I've tried to film this like 15 times' then 'I just got a phone call from the company saying all my stuff was lost' girl fix your timeline u a bad liar. and get a chap stick stop licking yo shit. imagine how much better that video would be if he just had mad carmex like all over and around his mouth lmao

Hayley Morris

Y’all need to talk about how akademiks’ instagram account has become a 6ix9ine fan account

such a funny bone zone episode

Ajskells

mf said dont worry we took our temperatures

KP

Before I die I want to see Matty Long Branch, Danny Bills, and the 1% Fortnite bros all in one room together alone and film it to see what kind of dialogue we could be blessed with.

This is related to the cake sitting and cake farts bit so hold onto your wagons : I worked security at a hotel on night shift and we would often get calls that boggle peoples mind ; whether its a couple fucking in a public bathroom or a pervert taking up skirt pictures at the bar in the lobby. One time my buddy "J" and I, got a call about a woman and her husband supposedly arguing a couple rooms aside from the guest who made the call. We go up there , its 3 am and before we give them the warning , we overheard the woman telling her husband to insert a piece of cake into his mouth and then eat her out with it . J and I were both curious as hell as to what was going on , so we kept listening . He keeps eating her out and eventually suddenly we heard a loud ass Fart , im talking subwoofer , just HELLA loud. Then the guy goes YO WHAT THE FUCK SAMANTHA , and so it was our cue to knock and see what was going on . The guy opened the door and i shit you not , he got nailed right in the forehead with cake . And yes you guessed it they were making only fans content .....with cake. It was by far one of the most disgusting and traumatizing experiences I've ever witnessed doing security. Hope that makes it to the next boner zone.

Marcos Dimieri

I don't want to rant but the reason why I love Cody and Noel is how humble they are. We all know they make a good amount of money and easily afford some pretty cool shit but the fact that they don't flex their wealth is awsome. Im 21 I've been working full time on my own Amazon FBA business for like 1 year moved out at 16 just was finally able to afford a cool truck (something i have been saving for a while) before that I was working 60 hours a week living with like 5 roommates and driving an old but freaking sweet ass car. The point is I work my legit ass off and have been since i was able to work and don't even make close to what have these kids make. I work day in day out weekends included no partys no girlfriend just working on my business and growing and to see kids like that post all the cool cars and crazy lifestyles when half of them are younger then me makes me feel like trash and that im not doing enough or even doing the right thing. So Cody and Noel thank you for being people I can listen to follow and watch without making me feel like shit or that Im not good enough.

Also 34:27 sus

Dalton

Yo Noel just to add to your having a nice house & land point; my girl (soon wife) and I are looking into purchasing a couple acres, and either getting a house built or going modular (preferred, less time consuming). Around 3-5 acres, and a house probably 4bed 2bath and idk maybe 2k SQ ft and it's gonna cost us roughly $300k maybe less depending on how decent of a deal we can get on the land. Now granted, I'm located in North Indiana/Michigan State line so yeah. There's a reason it's so cheap. The weather fuckin sucks every month out of the year. Summers are STUPIT muggy, winter's are whack as hell can't do anything outside. However $44mill for a house is fuckin dumb

Dalton

Always has been'

cody is a neoliberal bruh idk what ur on about

buglord

Hmmm Cody looks like Connor price

she reminds me of that woman who was blasting Chinese propaganda in laowhy86s video entitled "China's TikTok Propaganda is Getting Scary"

wait, its all last weeks episode?

Got my tickets for the next show in Denver; can’t wait to see you guys !!

Chase Valento

On today's episode, the meat boys reflect on the growing wealth disparity and the plight of the working class Noel: Working 70-hour weeks just to survive? Not a green light. Cody: Just found out about neoliberalism. Damn that shit sucks. [pls don't fight with me in the comments, I'm just kidding...mostly.]

Hallie [HalPal]

Why he say “hop on the highway and hit as many green lights”... there ain’t traffic lights on highways

i really am loving how the bone zone has turned into "thats cringe: live"

Matt Santoro just posted a vid talking about finding the trailer. He starts spouting off about "good vibes' and gets kinda oddly religious at the end

Isn't ferrari the brand who took this designers green f12 because he posted it with his shoes on insta? I think lamborghini doesnt give a flying fuck who drives their cars

You have to press the vimeo button to bring up the page. Still had to rejoin the patreon today. Not sure if its a card issue oh well.

PortugalTheMark

I cant play either this week or see any video. Might change later today but Patreon propper buggy today.

PortugalTheMark

hey guys this is my sister and i’s 2012 honda accord named debra. um my sister gets her during the school years even though her college is 2 hours away from mine so i only get debra for half the summer. her shocks are completely gone at this point and you have to punch the console every 4 minutes to get it to stop rattling but she has a pretty killer sound system if i do say so myself

bruh i’m 18, i worked 30-40 hour weeks at a froyo shop selling my soul for $10 an hour for 2-3 years just to get to where i am now: barely affording state school tuition and not even being able to afford a honda accord. seeing shit like this makes me wanna cry

just as red lights make you feel bad, anyone dying is sad.

This is the funniest thing I have ever seen

ive been a fan of matthew santorno for over like 8 years, he seems like hes faking it because hes normally a very upbeat guy, doesn't let too much get him down, probably just not trying to look too sad. Plus he made a follow up video a couple of days later saying that the moving company found his stuff

Raven

fuckin hell, you guys were talking about eating thai food at like every stop on your tour and i literally went to a thai place with my friends before we saw your show in dekalb last october 😂😂

Avalon Mist

i have been listening to the podcast for over a year now and i only just subbed to the patreon like a week ago. i have also only been doing audio so i thought the creaking sound every so often was someone walking into either cody or noel's recording room and i am JUST NOW learning that it is in fact the sound of cody's chair squeaking bc he leaned back.

lauren

So are you no longer offering the 10 bajillion in one coin for confirmation on lil Huddy's STD

bernard warchal

Yo Noel. You gotta check out “BAKI” on Netflix. It’s a crazy gory anime about like underground fighting and like super humans. It’s crazy. Not the best anime but like it’s just fucking insane. Idk dude I think you should check it out. It would def give you guys something to talk about.

Josiah hehman

I understand when you're coming from, but I also think criticising the toxic flex culture is necessary but also extremely hard to do without coming off as petty/jealous. Just like it's hard to criticise and artist without sounding like a "hater". It honestly has to be done, because this whole flex culture really consumed social media. Kids need to remember that earning less than 100k a year, being 25 and not owning your own house struggling.. etc is fine. At this point, it's not just about rich kids being dumb and not knowing how the world works, it's literally "kids pretending to be rich af as a brand" It's like a "fake it till you make it" scenario where they pretend to be rich for view, flex the shit out of their borrowed cars, just to earn money. (and I'm not talking about 1% here because I don't know them, but this is the case of others, like kylie jenner faking tax returns to be declared as a billionaire so her company could sell more)

Yo I use to watch those 1% guys before I knew about noel and cody, they were apart of red under faze and had a house in florida where they actually made some good content. It was really genuine and they had another member named game gandhi who was an amazing editor and is now working on movies and more important things than youtube. it all went down hill when they started making fort content.

I get what you guys mean when you say everything seems calculated with 1% but I’ve been following all of them for like 4+ before they all had under 100k subs on youtube. They’ve been a group for like 3 years joining different orgs and kind of just made their group well known for making videos together. They really only started getting a fuck ton of money when fortnite creator codes were a thing and that’s really where they made a lot of their money from (along from youtube rev.) I don’t even really watch their vids anymore cause it kind of turned into just using their kid fans for engagement and making their vids always in recommend. I wouldn’t even say that’s their fault, it’s just what youtube has turned into. But hey, i’m glad that i saw them grow from making vids in their parents house to all living together and making money from all this.

Is it just me or did they not watch the Brent Rivera video

Owen Pearson

Aye noel, i bet i could beat you in a cart race lmaoo

William Tanner

comrade noel in most of this

Leah Barteldes

That’s beautiful. I am going to school and working also. You made my day better.

Samantha Sever

no yes we should continue to bully the rich ❤️

no one: the great gatsby:

Being an 18 year old guy at the moment, going to college and working, I honestly feel bad for the young rich youtubers that they’re talking about. Im not gunna be an ass and say that having money lessens your enjoyment of life cuz that’s not true. Looking into the future like 20 years they’ll always be chasing what they had wether that is money or attention idk, but it honestly fucks up your life and kinda leaves you with less of an appreciation for everything. Back the what Cody and Noel were saying tho, I don’t feel shitty looking into those guys lives, I just got into my dream College (for painting) and honestly I’d rather be struggling along with my goals in sight, than living the super saturated live of these popular and rich kids my age. A wise man named Matthew McConaughey once told me “it’s all about the journey”

Hearing you guys rip on the 1% kids for the third time in like 4 weeks is making you sound jealous and petty. I don’t watch their videos, I don’t know their names, and I have no connection to them whatsoever. And your first reaction was hilarious, but “they clearly don’t belong in this house” is the farthest you should go. Just because you work hard and they don’t doesn’t mean I want to hear you complain about their lack of understanding of how the world works and why rich kids are dumb. Learn how to not beat a dead horse. I do still love y’all though I’m not goin anywhere <3

SadChargerFan

Green is a solid color.

Went on his wiki and I didn't know he was married...

2oV

Herman Cain also actively promoted to millions of people on social media that there was "no evidence of a second wave of covid coming" along with a bunch of false information to downplay the pandemic, just letting you guys know before you feel too bad about the guy.

DrCrack

i love the rants about rich youtubers flexing. imo youtube has gone downhill... most of the content is so out-of-touch with the reality 99% of us are living

vee

i was sittin there doin mcconaughey's shocker along with cody n noel wtf is my life

I literally think about how I would do my car tour if I was one of these dudes.... like "yeah welcome to my car tour video this is my hyundai elantra its got great features like my bumper is torn and my under motor cover broke off on the highway but at least my insurance is cheap"

i honestly dont know y they r buying a 50 million dollar house in BH. Why not buy a second "summer" house in france or a "winter" house in swiss alps. In switzerland for 50 million u can get a very nice house on a damn mountain with a view on mont blanc. or in france u can get a villa with a private beach. I dont get this spending lol but then i dont have this kind of money...

Anastasia

dont forget the pork cracklins

buglord

First

Why is it the day I move my boyfriends things to my house with a moving company the moving company podcast starts

“Matthew listen...this may seem like a red light...but it’s gunna turn green” absolutely fucking lost it. good ep boys

Richard Wilcox

or you should react to @emmanortss on tiktok she’s the epitome of tiktok acting i watch her sometimes just for a good laugh

you guys should react to Classically Abby she’s like the brunette solo version of girl defined and she’s spending BANK on yt ads right now

Let’s GOOOOOOOO.

Benjamin Lantz

I need to go to the liquor store and get some Long branch before this episode