Episode 141 - We're Back

whipits feel like you're melting into the ground

Emily Zemanek

it’s LA. they’re generally fucked up lads. and it smells. hella.

siiis... alberta nigger-boy and his racially ambiguous friend w the welcoming eyes ain’t about to apologize to youse, and if they do i’ll instantly be here asking why negroes have an apology rate. it’s wiser to mildly appreciate internet famous ppl in private, over loving them. that’s why i listen to this our apartment under the influence, tell none of my friends and move on when it’s over. what time is it? these fuckers are on CPT UH-GAIN!!!

what kind of people does cody hang out with? be doing whip-its and shit

hey guys, a clip of you guys from episode 13 of the pod resurfaced on twitter. it's you guys making some transphobic comments and saying the t slur. I know a lot of us TMG stans are upset by this. noel did address it on stream a while back but, he said the t slur again in his apology and also the apology was, for a lack of a better word, shit. I know you guys wouldn't ever want to offend the trans community so if you guys could just maybe apologise a little better this time, it would mean a lot. love you both :)

you can tell Cody was the one who would go out to be active during quarantine and Noel stayed inside pretty much the entire time. Noel looking PASTY

https://www.popularmechanics.com/technology/security/a33003219/michigan-bill-worker-microchips-rfid/ this article is about micro chipping employees in Michigan. One company literally had a “chip party” where employees got chips installed.

If you're looking for more great Mark Ruffalo performances I highly recommend the recent HBO miniseries I Know This Much Is True. He plays twins, one has some sort of mental illness, and its truly a phenomenal performance from him!! It's pretty deep so just go into it with a good headspace.

Victoria Lyman

sorry i meant my *therapists

Molly Hudelson

my baaaaabes are back

Molly Hudelson

i swear every single one of those cartoon sounds played over that tik tok were in freddi fish

Kate Toy

tmg hot ones would be gas-like or gaseous, if you will

Dylan Ross

DUDE that guy sounds like the british Ajit Pai

Dylan Ross

turns out the reason Elon Musk wants to get rid of all of his belongings, is just so he can stay humble during interviews

Recently was at a college party and saw a guy rail three lines of coke and proceed to take three nitrous canisters to the face as per his self created drug challenge. His eyes rolled back, he seized up and fell like a rock to the floor and began spazing out. I go to take out my phone to call 911 thinking oh shit this dude might literally be dying. One of his frat bro’s next to me noticed and casually grabbed my wrist and said “nah, he’ll be back with us momentarily” and homie on the floor self rezzed and was fine and went on as if nothing happened. I seemed to be the only one phased by the occurrence. Sorry for the long story just thought I’d share to tell y’all how IN-FUCKIN-SANE that shit is.

Dude, Cody's impression of Kourtney had me on the floor

Triqqa

Props to Cody for reminding me to drink enough water daily.

I worked in PR and I can guarantee you Kourtney just didn't feel like doing the AD video and kept canceling so they had to compromise somehow and the green screen was their only choice

Mandie Meier

@ 1:00:05 "right around the sink head is where I tapped" There's a new bar for you guys: Starting renovations on your girl in the back/the sink head ain't the only thing I tapped Or some shit

Devin

cody's got the minecraft 11's

Isaac sivley

Is it the same one where a bunch of Kpop fans bought tickets to buy out the stadium and not go just to troll him lol?

2oV

The trump rally got less people then nickel back

Jack Berrey

Fucking dying with that Kardashian video

Michael Santos

The light pls

Aydan

Your guys perspective on 'Architectural digest' was interesting to see how people not in the industry perceive it. The series is a bit over the top yeah your right i.e. any house over 10 million quid is just not relatable.

PortugalTheMark

I can't believe you brought up Spiderman guck, one of the greatest bits, and just moved on

Teague Rose

Why does Noel have to eat every podcast, like he can’t any other time of the day

Takeshi's Castle is where it's AT! That shit was mental afff

Am I the only one getting a "Sorry Because of its privacy settings, this video cannot be played here." error when I press play?

Graceanne

When the grapes actually came up I laughed so hard I was crying, that whole video was too much

Joseph Martin

did you see the light flicker at the very end, tho? jeff kisses wasn't happy about the kourtney k fridge temp slander.

Clodagh M

we call the dispensers nanginators in Australia ::)

Hayley Morris

Stay in the studio this was awesome

Matt Sheridan

I sat through 365 Days which is pretty trash, but I have no desire to watch The Floor is Lava just by the way Noel explains it.

2oV

JDF = jizz destroyer fella

Thevindu H

BACK IN THE STU! haven’t listened yet but I’m excited as fuck, it’s just got a different energy to me

I almost forgot you guys have legs

So happy you guys are back in the studio can’t wait to see the knees

casandra gonzalez

Can Noel just eat before the podcast once? Please, for the headphone users.

anti_data

Now I really want a Sean Evans To Catch a Predator series. Thanks guys.

chia

bro that Elon Musk impression cracks me up so damn hard holy shit

Owen Pearson

lol a jizz destroyer is just birth control

yes sur

Davis Fowler

the boys are back in town

My initials and username for basically everything is JDF lmao

"Wow Aaron amazing story, tell me: How many starving families could you of fed with the money needed to import this fireplace, huh? I bet a dozen right?" - Architectural Digest producer

Spencer Neblett

WAIT IM JDF

Lol Depending on the metal concert, you might see a bunch of people moshing once a breakdown starts. Y’all should check out Make Them Suffer, Body Count, Wage War, Protest the Hero, and/or Periphery if y’all want some good shit. Especially Body Count with everything going on right now. 🤘

Smalls

Was going through a drive through right as Noel said “Giant Vibrator”. Shame on me for thinking I could listen to this in any public setting 😂

Travis Young

another great episode of the Two Master Golfers podcast but when will you start to talk about golf?

John Harris

have y'all ever listened to the dub on ghost stories

oh nvm it was a bit

Lxssi

"Brad- Damn guys i think im bout to K H O L E" wtf?? :D

Lxssi

Noel looks like an aspiring member of the yakuza

feels good. feels organic. thank u

how does noel always wear pants and a hoodie when it's fucking hot outside i don't get it

em

thank you Cody for wearing Barney the purple dinosaur's shoes

Garrett Schanck

Speaking of Netflix reality shows, Dating Around is literally Cody's brand rn. It's anxiety inducing so proceed with caution.

gang back in the stu

Cameron Hull

boys back in the stu

Will you guys give Kyle a mic in the future?

Avery Leland

Be safe boys

YES KINGS

oh word

seeing you two back in the studio has brought the biggest smile to my face 🥺

vee

SUGARRRR GAEEEEE

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