Episode 133 - Government's Favorite Gamer

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Tayler Casey

The average ejaculation contains less that one calorie, just like diet coke

Qiyara

Yo boys go check out Johnny Depp’s insta account , just like Mr McConaughey hahahah!

I hope you guys see this but you guys HAVE to watch Win The Wilderness on Netflix. It’s 6 awful British couples competing for a house in Alaska!!! PLEASE WATCH IT

Imagine being in trouble and your mom says she should’ve used you for a smoothie

JVLawnDarts

bro noels stream are absolutely HILARIOUS BUT MAN GO OUTSIDE go for a WALK ISNSLXO

Ximena Loeza

I'm a mail lady for USPS, too. Our volume is so damn high in our office (Coeur d'Alene, ID) that we're calling this Stimulus Christmas. It's literally Christmas volume plus an additional 20%. Amazon never arrives on time anymore, so we all have to start a half hour later because of it.

Ginger Deems

What is a ward? This reads like a prison story

TMG

I like the set format but I think you should alter it how you want with the camera distance/angles. Seeing you guys in a set makes it feel like I’m somewhere else, a nice change of pace (the goal)

my bf and i both grew up mormon, and when he was like 19 or 20 right before his mission he ended up fucking this girl in his ward (church) with really bad acne a couple times. every time they did she’d tell him to cum on her face so that she could rub it in and let it sit because it would help her acne. it’s even weirder because he’d literally grown up with this girl, both mormon asf in the fuckin middle of provo. another fun tidbit, it’s a common thing for ex mormons to have lost their virginity to someone in their ward. he did, i did, and his sister lost her virginity to a girl in her ward and then fucked two other girls, also in her ward. ex mormon provo is wild.

buggy

You guys should include a line in the song about being a simp for the chip

Quarantine is bringing out everyone’s messy today alone i saw three separate posts on reddit about cheating within a FAMILY

Watch them ‘Elon Musk fuck my wife’ this chip shit where the bit becomes semi-real in like a year

Eric Shea

i used to work at dairy queen and one time i made a disgusting concoction, like onion and relish and chocolate for a customer for a dare he had to eat the whole thing. sometimes we would make something vile just to fuck around on night shifts, and just paid each other to eat it lol

It is gonna happen you can't probably but food without it

Josua themen

I actually implanted an RFID chip in my hand with a friend. It doesn’t have the GPS shit in it but everyone says “the government is tracking you”. It’s kinda cool at parties and shit lol

What was the doc on Hulu? I rewinded like 3 times but didnt hear the name

CARBONATED RANCH. HOW DID YOU GUYS NOT SAY THAT CARBONATED R A N C H

The Cool Kids are amazing. Even their old shit has aged super well. When Fish Ride Bicycles and Tacklebox are my favorite

Michael Santos

I like this format because I watch the podcast on my computer, so it feels more like I'm part of the podcast if that makes sense? It's like being the 3rd person in a video call.

Set up the Stu like Rogan does and sit at a big table

https://secure.avaaz.org/en/community_petitions/the_followers__cody_ko_to_grow_out_his_mustache_/

Yo Cody that song was fire🔥

Thank u gosh bless

Heidi Hartman

once the government starts producing ranch popsicles it's over for these mfs 100 emoji

John my mich man

Bruhhh were did i leave off

Oh no

The dark web drug trade is still thriving don't worry

I kind of like the new podcast set up better. Like y'all said, you can see more facial expressions and it just seems more awk watching 2 guys next to each other for some reason. Idk just me

Thanks for introducing me to glenn

U guys should go back to the set but for the gay intimacy problems, u should just sit really close together with ur faces touching

On my way hone from my gf house praying yhere was a new episode and I audibly yelled when I saw there was

Government surveillance porn: big step-brother is watching you

Hot

you scan your wrist and get to jump the lines at all the rides

Disney makes a fast pass chip for all the hard core Disney adults

No bullshit my buddies dad when he worked at post office and during the anthrax and bombing scare he took so much weed from packages and sold it

Steve Marshalek

We don’t need the set you guys just do your thing wherever

it prolly takes some time to edit the footage together and stuff

What about the video part

Good job boys

Erik Yankee