Bonus Ep 29 - Heir to the Throne

lol I really have to stop eating while watching this

lmaooo “not a trump fan but I believe in ridiculous conspiracies and will defend him in the comment section of a paid podcast subscription” you’re lame as hell incel ass bitch boi. Hail Satan.

Andrew

cody going brrrrrrrrr on irrelevant shit is hilarous

Erva Ergül

Yo you guys are so comedian

yall should check out Danny Brown on Your Mom's House. he talks about being offered a spot in 50 cent's crew back in the day but they didn't end up meshing because they told Danny he had to adopt their style (doo rags, oversized baggy jeans, jewelry, etc)

Callahan Hirrel

New here... great community so far

slurp cum then i burp cum

def fuck with noel's listening strat of waiting to listen. idk why but i do that shit all the time. still haven't heard those new frank ocean tracks

tight fuckable dickhole

Maurice Boskaljon

Thanks for reminding me about The Cool Kids, I used to listen to The Bake Sale a shitload in high school but forgot about them along the way somehow!

Nathan Benson

The UFO videos have been leaked before this, it was just the pentagon has officially released the videos however. The videos have been analyzed by others and while they are not the government I could see their argument more than ALIENS. Basically it was just a disproportion by the zooming of the angle combined with how clustered the clouds are by the zooming affect. What ends up happening is something that isnt going as fast looks like its going far faster on camera. It also is of note that the pilots that speak (whether its ADR'd or not) are both alien enthusiasts so a lot of what they can be saying could easily be embellishment because they so badly want to see something that doesnt exist so they create scenarios that make it likely, such is the reason why they sound so corny explaining everything. It's because they desperately want it to be aliens when it is in fact not. People use the speed of the "UFO" to discount the idea that it could be a bug or a bird but like I said its already up to debate whether it really even is going that fast at all. Someone also did the calculations to take into account the camera zoom but I dont have the exact speed off the top of my head. My only problem with conspiracy theories and being actually afraid of it is that there is real, terrifying stuff that has a ton of evidence that people refuse to pay attention to because its not as exciting as ghosts or aliens. So people pay attention to conspiracy theories that have no actual evidence but rather circumstantial evidence which is not real evidence. I loved the rest of it though very funny I just had to add my two sense

Don’t feel bad about the “tinfoil hat stuff” because some of it is being proven actually true. It’s important to talk about those things because information for the most part is controlled. However, whenever you guys treat trump or trump supporters like a derogatory term, it’s kind of in poor taste. The media likes to constantly shit on both while ignoring the faults on their own side of the spectrum. Not trying to get too political sorry, just saying it would be nice to think before you say things carelessly about things trump related (I’m not a trump fan btw but I don’t hate him either).

ok on the topic of synthetic weed. my dad has been high like every day since i've been alive, but when I was in high school, he got a DUI and he couldn't smoke anymore. so he started smoking synthetic weed to pass the drug tests. he would straight up seem like he was on some hard shit, he would intend to go to work and just wake up in the back of his van like 5 hours later and go home. that shit is terrifying lmao

Em

Based on how he talks about nerd pussy I feel like the guy that made the Cum song is the same one who was horned up by “Art Hoes who say yikes, y’all and big mood”

Might be a pain to setup for them both online but I'd love seeing them record a commentary track for this or another popular doc.

Jeremy Stark

Noel, the bone zone is FOR going overboard. We love that stuff. Bust out the tin foil snapbacks, fedoras and top hats next time and go off.

Ola

Ahh Noel I fuckin love the cool kids. I think Cody would really like the song black mags or bassment party

Maria

What KMFDM album is this intro from?

I dunno, I think Noel is the type of dude to be pretty self-aware about stuff. It could be just guy banter, ya know?

Noel really killed that bill burr bit

Isaiah Roberts

please chip me daddy

Trent

https://youtu.be/iWpCdUQLWwU

https://youtu.be/iWpCdUQLWwU

"Predictive Programming is theory that the government or other higher-ups are using fictional movies or books as a mass mind control tool to make the population more accepting of planned future events....a subtle form of psychological conditioning provided by the media to acquaint the public with planned societal changes to be implemented by our leaders. If and when these changes are put through, the public will already be familiarized with them and will accept them as natural progressions, thus lessening possible public resistance and commotion."

you guys should definitely watch Money Heist on netflix such a good show, have a look into it

Seb

Can someone please tell me where to find this cum tribute song

I fucking loved going to duke's LDOC

K

hi guys

John Ficek

yeooooo they saw my submission

ENT

I think that while the interactivity of a lot of today's content is a big deal, less interactive content isn't really going anywhere. Just like how great movies are often great because the director had a lot of the control and was able to present their vision, I don't want to live in a world where 90% of content is heavily based on some feedback or something. It would be a lot of people pandering to their louder viewers and it would ruin the enjoyment of a comedian who's an asshole and how that makes them funny. There is 100% space for both, and I even think interactivity of content is reaching it's ceiling, because past a certain point you'd just be watching those people in the hopes they read your comment, and the rest of the content would be uninteresting as it's just random peoples input. I don't know how much of that made sense, but I thought I'd throw in my 2 cents.

Zachary DAmbrosio

WELCOME TO THE CUM ZONE. ONLY CUM INSIDE ANIME GIRLS. QUIVERING CLIT. DOUBLE JOINTED PUSSY, FRESH BALLS. ELEGANT EJACULATION. FIRST THE KISS. THEN THE CUM. MY DICK IS IN LOVE WITH THE PAIN. CO-OP COCK TORTURE. STUFF MY DICK INTO A FURNACE. STITCH MY COCK SHUT. PRESSURE COOK MY GREASY BALLS. CUM BLAST ME AND MAKE IT SNAPPY. CUM CUM CUM CUM CUM CUM CUM CUM.

Elina

love you both to death but am i the only one who notices noel being slightly condescending towards cody sometimes when he brings up something noel has already seen/heard about? idk maybe i’m just sensitive LMAO

The song with the memes added is heir to the cum throne it’s on soundcloud. It’s every bit as funny to hear by yourself

watch the bob lezar doc on Netflix. dude worked on a ship like the one in the vid you showed in the 80s and has since been completely discredited because he leaked information about the project. the ships defy the laws of physics.

You think this is a game! Lmao

Shoutout to infected Mushroom :D The creator of the music without the cum memes

Lxssi

You guys should listen to welcome to the cumzone I think it’s by the same people

L2991321

Noel's Bill Burr impression is incredible

where can I find the cum song plz

Shane

Very upset that neither of y’all took the opportunity to call the beat battle a “beat off contest”

yo the song in the intro is lowkey a slapper

THIS CUM SONG IS THE MOST SHOCKING PART OF 2020

something fcked up with these two

ashamed that I dug this deep into rivera's instagram but here ya go: https://www.instagram.com/p/BkEs8naFD_G/

I love tin foil hat Noel

sydnie

Cody definitely wanted to be at that beach party with his surfboard

casandra gonzalez

Can’t wait for chip porn to come out

Phresh

Fucking killed the Bill Burr impression, do more 😤

The Pentagon: What's up guys, this actually last years UFO video. If you want todays UFO video, that'll be on our Patreon, you can get it a year early if you contribute. Thanks, and if not enjoy this one. Peace!

The wired article on the whole UFO thing explains it all pretty well

Nick

Makes me smile before the episode even starts

I love how on the regular episode intro Noels "so thanks if you do that" is so late that you both sound like youre high

Noel kills every impression he does, it’s mad impressive

Yovanny Ponce

https://secure.avaaz.org/en/community_petitions/the_followers__cody_ko_to_grow_out_his_mustache_/

So I have to be up at 6am so saving this boneZone to put me in a good mood on the way to work. But something is bothering me soooooo bad!!!! Quibi finally fkn got me... Just saw a trailer for new episodes of Reno 911 just pop up and was SO excited, then at the end they casually just inserted 'the Q word' on the screen.. Whyyyyyyy?????!!!!!! 😭😂Fk It.. If you can't beat 'em - join 'em 😬

Elizabeth Serrato

i'm a dirty little civilian

Have you guys watched the bob lazar doc on Netflix? It’s kind of a long watch but by the end I was pretty much convinced the US has had alien technology for at least 30 years.

Go watch the joe rogan podcast with the pilot, super interesting!!

im crying at "im a dirty little civilian"

How could I forget truck fit damn

TMG

thumbnail did cody so well

Anya

they already talked about it on the pod

Oh hell nah yall not finna sit there & give Thug all dis credit when everything he got he took from Wayne. Wayne was definitely da 1st rapper 2vouch 4skinny jeans. Lol.

Jarvis Alive

Did y’all see Troy Becker’s (or whoever tf) new TikToks where he talks about his WIFE and their BABY but he’s also 15? I-

Hail yea

too many people are conflating alien and UFO - in the gvts eyes UFO literally means unidentified flying object. most likely they are military drones (ours or another country maybe? idk) that as civilians we can't conceptualize (which would still classify it as a UFO).

Lauren

make a song with getter por favor

ErickDare_SESH