Episode 132 - Stream Queens

Tim Robinson in the truck is fucking perfect. I can’t remember but is this before “I Think You Should Leave”?

Canklemore

yall are cool

PS

watching this back - i got an antibody test for covid because i had a surgery coming up and it came back positive. i don't know exactly when i had it, but for the time period that i thought i had it: the symptoms were horrifying for two weeks and i vividly remember thinking that i was going to die when my fever lingered around 103 for four days even with fever suppressants. definitely not a good time

Noel is good at pointing out Canadians cause that InvaderVie girl is from Toronto!

Lily Dubeau

y’all should watch Plandemic

mysticgoat_

this eps got ancom energy and i love it

Anybody watching tmg is most likely mature enough to make their own decisions regarding conspiracy theories. They aren't telling their viewers what to believe, just talking about it. And anybody commenting something along the lines of "we should stop believing the news" probably held that belief long before these two said anything about conspiracy theories.

^^ holy shit. But also when she said “but a sub is five dollars” I thought she was talking about a subway sandwich since she was talking in the context of meals being 20 dollars. did not understand Until she talked about streaming.

I feel compelled to say something because I was honestly getting kind of heated listening to the podcast. You guys are allowed to consider and dissect conspiracies, 100%. You’re not a news podcast, so you don’t really need to maintain any credibility in facts. However, you guys have a bigger influence on your audience than you think. I literally just read a comment that said, “We should stop believing the news.” My heart sank out of my chest reading that. I watched the video of the officials in the Press Briefing room and I went to the website where it was first posted. The person who published it was LITERALLY a contributor to InfoWars. I just really don’t want people to start mistrusting information that can actually benefit and help them! I’ve been a subscriber to the Patreon for over 2 years now and love what you guys do. But please, don’t encourage conspiracy theories.

abby

The title reminds me of a certain song 🤔

The vid was in Michigan This is why I hate living in Michigan Smh

She sounds like a character from a Dhar Mann sketch

Sean

WISCANNSUN!? i’ll pray for u.

i wouldn’t hit🤷🏽‍♀️

Okay, but that streamer girl is the epitome of pretty privilege

I speak for Wisconsin, that shit was embarrassing.

David icke is also the guy who thinks the royal family are lizard people so that’s fun lol

Pooboi

If you want to get into some conspiracies watch true Geordie or Shaun attwoods podcasts with David Icke, super interesting and thought provoking if a little far fetched, talk about 9/11, princess diana, Epstein and the amount of famous paedophiles like Epstein, vaccines etc. Obviously take with a grain of salt but still a good listen

Pooboi

This streamer girl seems like someone who would have bullied me in school because my mom couldn't afford name brand clothes 😭

Lily Dubeau

the boys are so close to figuring out socialism w this conspiracy stuff...keep it going comrade noel

She should really just use this clip for FinDom and make those $5 she desperately needs

Alexxx

This is the same bitch that sells her VG Lana vinyl on Esty for $60 cuz she says she needs to make a profit

Someone tell this bitch she needs to make content before she makes the bag. Cart goes after the horse, cunt.

but the thing is essential workers are so grateful for you, because you are keeping their jobs.

December Hassler

It makes more sense to be skeptical than to believe what the people in power tell you to believe. Also, it’s probably not the best to believe the news anymore. These days both the news and conspiracies need to be taken with a grain of salt. Also, Cody the stuff you brought up about powers using this to pass legislation is true. Just read the bills they’ve been passing in Congress. Congress even used this to increase their salaries by I think $30 million collectively rather than lessening their pay. It’s not as crazy as it seems to be skeptical. There’s a lot of fear mongering in order to gain more control and next thing you know we’ll be loosing more rights.

primo content

I watched Too Hot to Handle just cuz I thought yous guys were gonna talk about it. I would love to hear your opinion on that show

Ian Turk

Noel got that tin foil on lock.

Eoin O’Riordan

love the michigan shoutout even tho you said wisconsin

Lizzie Volante

Also that was Michigan

Mitchell

Please don’t judge all Wisconsinites, we’re not all idiots I promise.

Mitchell

damn im tryna tune in to laugh and it’s just plague and genocide

ENT

It's actually less than $5 for her because Twitch takes a percentage of the sub. She's asking you to pay $5 so that she can make less than that. It makes her sound more desperate for money than the people who she's begging to sub to her.

Hugs

i just wanna say, noel man don’t feel bad for ordering stuff on amazon!! i work night shift at UPS unloading the semi trailers and man i know you feel like a jerk for ordering stuff but here’s the thing: i’m lucky enough to be able to still work and make money to support myself and put myself through college. the way i see it, im dealing with the quarantine and the virus in my way, and it makes me feel good to know that i’m helping out in some way. i’m going to be there whether you order stuff online or not. these are tough times and you are not a bad person for buying stuff. love you guys and the content y’all put out!! sincerely, a little juicy chodester rib cutlet

does noel make the descriptions for these? cuz they give off maddd noel vibes

pengeg

I love tin hat hour

ConJarlo

i’ve literally watched twitch streams while my bank account was in the negative bc i’m an underpaid preschool teacher who supports myself and my siblings with my mom Fuck This Girl, just bc i’m trying to enjoy something while i’m not at my miserable place of work, does not mean someone owes u money

Sara Fix

Kinda got too tin hat-ish in the middle talking about COVID conspiracies. i would like to laugh at the podcast, not have anxiety from it lmao

Everything is closed in our country, only groceries, hospitals, and pharmacies are open. Small companies are closed. Non essentials are closed.

theycallmeangie

in our country hotel owners let the hospitals use the buildings for patients which is good but also not the best option but we don't have much choice. We are running out of space

theycallmeangie

how

theycallmeangie

yeah I think it's Laura Lee haha

theycallmeangie

I'm from the Philippines. We are a third world country. We don't have any money to even provide mass testing in our places so some people die without knowing whether it was because of the virus or not. I can see tiktoks where they show people having tested right in their cars - they are so lucky. Our country can't afford any of those sadly. That's why the best we can do is stay indoors so no one else gets sick. I don't mind talking about corona in the podcast tho because I think it's a very interesting topic. Our lockdown will extend till May but I believe this will go on for longer.

theycallmeangie

I work nights at Amazon... honestly pumped to have a source of income during all this. Don’t feel bad Noel lmao. Also, you should see how far they’re taking social distancing in the warehouses. It’s almost safer than being home!!

Miles Jena

Noel this is the second time you're mentioning loading a dishwasher wrong. If you think of it this much just load it right (condescending tone)

honestly bro that twitch gamer girl rant went a bit too long

David Scalia

I work as a delivery driver and I appreciate people ordering in these times. They’re the reason I have a job and aren’t wondering if I’m going to make rent or not! So don’t stress that Noel

Ash Crowther

Does anyone have the xQc clip Noel was talking about at 6mins?

theeeee shit about the MI protest is that it was literally snowing that day, and snowed the day after and has been cold for the past week. what are y'all fertilizing

Hey Noel, I’m one of those people whose life hasn’t changed very much due to corona because I work at a grocery store. I live in Michigan, we have one of the highest infection rates and also like the biggest protests and hate towards the governor. Life is fucking weird and we just got a rule at work that masks are now mandatory. Don’t apologize for talking about covid, I love hearing other people’s opinions on this shit.

xQc is Canadian!

bring back the spontaneous moaning sounds pls. it doesn't affect me so it's obviously funny.

Kian

Sounding like a BV simp. She's always been shitty this is just her new persona to get money easy.

Man noel's mouth saliva sounds are too much.

And I don't care for RL just cause so much shit on Reddit is made up for upvotes, especially on the most popular ones

Dalton

I fricks with conspiracy theories on the pod. I don't really care for relationship advice or when you guys watch videos just cause vimeo is ass through the patreon app I usually listen instead of watching. Just my 2 cents

Dalton

Sorry to talk about covid stuff but Noel brought up something i want to briefly respond to. Even if the death rate is 0.1% like the flu, that’s still an additional 0.1% of the population that is dying. Imagine having a doubly deadly flu, that would certainly be cause for alarm. People forget that 0.1% of America is hundreds of thousands of family members, friends, etc who may die completely unexpectedly. My boyfriend is a nurse in a hospital in Queens and he said that having it can be brutal and some people aren’t recovering their sense of taste or smell. In some places the hospitals aren’t as overwhelmed but that doesn’t mean healthcare is no longer fighting an uphill battle. Even if it wasn’t deadly, people would still be landing in hospitals at enormous rates. As it is, there’s refrigerated trucks holding bodies because morgues are full and hospitals have a system in order to decide who gets one of their limited ventilators, and who won’t be breathing anymore, which puts nurses in the worst position imaginable. Because it’s a novel coronavirus (we’ve had other coronaviruses before) it poses new threats we have yet to discover and I’m sure the general population would rather the CDC and WHO test those in their labs and on by the data already gathered than by all of us just finding out as we allow it to spread. Even if the death rate isn’t particularly high, that doesn’t mean it can’t be tremendously horrible for the those who contract it and that we shouldn’t try to slow the spread. Sorry if my tone came off some type of way I’m just trying to present another perspective about why a low death rate shouldn’t mean it’s not a serious pandemic for which we have to take extreme precautions; I’m not have an attitude but it’s hard to make that clear over text lol

I love you guys but PLEASE stop refraining yourselves from saying stuff like y'all always go 'i... you know what nevermind' and we do mind actually we're all here to hear your thoughts opinions and points of view no matter how serious/fucked up/dumb you think they might be!! anyways love you dont take this the wrong way, it was just something that I wanted to say for a few eps bc I live to hear you ramble on literally any subject <3

azul

Shoutouts to talking about Coronavirus, I'm a gorcery store worker, so I am lucky to have my job, but yet I am growing incessantly more annoyed at the constantly updating rules and extra layers of "protection" we need to do. It's starts off as simple as "Here, we have masks, but you only get 1 for the entire day" And that seems fine, a mild annoyance, but then we get emails saying "Actually, don't even take your mask off while you are on break, only when eating." Also be sure to follow the one way aisles, our cashiers are surrounded by Plexiglas (Hey, do you think they're making a big payday right now? The Plexiglas guys?) The protesters might look bad on the media, but there's so many people there for valid reasons. @Karina 's comment speaks about landscapers needing grass seed to run the business that they can't operate right now. Some States are doing full lockdowns and we're growing restless. It's just going to get worse, because we all want this to be over and yet all the WHO ever says is: "ITS TOO SOON!" Florida opens its beaches, some areas fucked up, gbut many area look at doing it in phases, and making sure you still social distance on the beach, no stopping just walking or running. I never got my "Oh boy, are you home bored? You should take up a hobby!" Bruh I'm working 5 days a week, we got a $2 per hour bonus, and a bunch of new rules to follow. Also, this is retail, and it still sucks. The neat freaks are hyper aware of the people behind them, awkward encounters trying to walk around eachother, and we have a coffee bar that we had to close because they want "Less unnecessary contact" COFFEE?! Unnecessary? Can you blame me for being annoyed? I haven't quarantined at all, and all the news wants to say is to keep you inside, the numbers keep rising, and hey wow, can you believe people are protesting? It's important you obey your government's orders because it's for your own good. But any objections are tossed aside as selfish, or this is what's best, or worst "The more you comply, the sooner this ends" But yet few places have the answer, and even when people talk about it, we go right around to "Oh no it's too soon!" and it never stops. I also don't think the virus is a hoax, but I think the media is truly going to be hated for a long while, because it might have been under good intentions, the negativity we all feel is coming from them, and the governments willingness to enforce questionable laws so suddenly. We all want normalcy, and the doomsayers who think the world WON'T ever be the same, are the pessimists and quitters who are enjoying the free time off. PS I'm Canadian and I work at a Whole Foods, my situation is pretty nice, but no doubt is this Coronavirus truly a mixed bag of lots of stuff.

BeyondPolygons

Capitalists are using the crisis to fuck the world a little more. Don’t need to say it’s conspiracy. It’s fucked people doing fucked things.

Nicolas Lemieux

When Noel mentioned the Silk Road and Cody went “The Drug Website” I lost it.

Eric Shea

26:21 Laura Lee? 58:00 They make me want to rob their houses just out of spite.

2oV

Maybe the sub benefits is she just insults you and talks down to you lol. I can't tell if she's more entitled or jaded because I met people like this even down to how they apologize (and I've heard worse than this). I knew one guy who would apologize but he would keep doing the same shit. He would only apologize just to get forgiveness from people just so he could repeat the behavior and manipulate an apology from them again. He would either claim he apologized when he never did ("I said I was sorry!" "no you didn't...") or he would have this condescending, patronizing apology ("I am sooo sorry, but you have to understand that you didn't explain to me what I did wrong" (and even if you do, he'll try to gaslight you into thinking you didn't)). He also expects people to give him what he wants despite the lack of effort he puts into things. I also knew a girl who failed her classes and blamed her friend because the friend didn't do her homework for her. My friends and I pretty see that girl and the guy as the girl/guy version of each other. The guy's a covert narcissist although I'm not sure about her even though she has a shitty attitude. Not to defend her, but she said "support communities after you support yourself first" not the other way around lol.

2oV

I Love Tim Dillon, so glad you guys listen to him!!

Evan

her boyfriend is forced to hold her cue cards behind the camera

Trent

I think she is trying to say getting that meal depends on whether or not you have the $20. I should just phrase things like that next time. The difference between you being broke and someone having the $10 to pay for a sub lies in those $10, so that $10 you apparently can't afford depends on your work ethic and if you don't have the work ethic I will know because you can't pay $10 for a sub you piece of shit. So you being a broke piece of shit and not being able to pay for something that's supposed to be so cheap is in those $10 you don't have for some reason because that $10 lies in your work ethics

2oV

Can you guys put pics of each other on your walls out of the shot like you’d be talking to each other so it looks like you are on the split screen? 😂

In her apology, she said take care of yourself before your communities, why did you guys flip it? You should pay for your entertainment, I mean y'all don't do this shit free. Its weird to take that stance on twitch which I assume is free with ads, but she should do a subscriber only service then.

Bukola

Sorry guys but I gotta go off for a second. I live in Michigan and you guys watched the clip of the people protesting and first of all most of the people protesting were people who aren’t able to work right now because of our dictator of a governor who isn’t letting landscaping companies, greenhouses, golf courses, and many other businesses that aren’t in close contact be open. Also she is stopping stores like Home Depot and Meijer (grocery store like Walmart) sell non essential items. So we can’t go to Home Depot and buy plants or buy paint or go to Meijer and buy anything other than essential goods even though they sell pretty much everything you could possibly want. I understand that people could be taking trips to these stores just to get these non essential goods but in many cases people need to paint their house or plant seeds or take care of plants to not lose their fucking minds. I do have to blame the news for that video because it makes it look like a joke putting those people who are obviously there for the wrong reasons and making it seem like that was the majority but in reality the people protesting were just trying to get some of our simple freedoms back from a woman who is power hungry and doesn’t care at all about our state economy or anyone living here.

Karina

Hey man, I study China Studies (In Denmark), you're spot on with that Silk Road Construction. There's gonna be a massive increase in trade between Europe and China, worsening your trade power in our continent. It's gonna hurt. A lot of people also argue that the Uighur detention camps are China trying to contain the possibility of separatism - so they can build the silk road without problems. Not trying to sounds like a smartass, I was just literally writing an assignment on this while listening to you, thought it was cool.

My dudes, the pandemic is not exaggerated, but because a lot of people are getting infected without being registered as such, the lethality rate of the virus (which is estimated using official numbers of infected and dead) might be exaggerated, as those who are registered as infected are the same as those who are symptomatic enough that it might cause problems.

time = money

XQC is French Canadian, but his cadence also sounds just as funny when I saw a clip of him speaking French lol. So it might just be him.

Hamzah

instantly covered my laptop camera when Cody was talking about those conspiracies

Chris Castruita

Yall talking about the future and corona and freaking out throws my anxiety through the roof

Kale

Makes sense why she won’t let her boyfriend on the second floor of their place

Kimby

ugh being talked down to is the worst thing why do people watch her this shit hurted.

Kale

Both of my parents work in the medical field and I can confirm what you said Noel about the lack of preparation.

bro she just tryna buy a 4 for 4 let her rock

Avion

https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/hot-mic-fox-news-covid/

i

He is lol

TMG

Cause it was very stupid. This virus has turned people's brains to mush.

When u guys went into all the conspiracy stuff idk y but I felt hella stupid

Lauren

The Dobre brothers always come hang out in my city, which is weird because we’re in the opposite direction of the nearest major city. I haven’t seen them in person, but a bunch of my friends have, I kind of became obsessed with this for a while because we’re out in the middle of Maryland. Not the middle of nowhere, but certainly not LA, although the house they live in is really out of the way, in the middle of forest and farmland. It’s really weird

Also she didn't say give to communities first she said to take care of yourself first. Im not trying to he "that guy" but I think she deserves the decency of at least not unintentionally twisting her words.

weef

Hey I hate, HATE doing this usually, but to give a little context on what she was saying about her not expressing those views, there was another smaller streamer who said the same thing on twitch a few weeks back and she was mocking that.

weef

Nah

love when u guys react to videos they like mini thats cringe

Kamran ali

That Halloween guy has to be trolling.

TheMengoMango

Oh it's a the one world one belt one road initiative. It includes both sea and land routes. Weird thing is that it might be a net less for china. It's possible they're all of this just to topple US hegemony

Zarif Hasan

Yo does anyone have the link to that interview Noel was talking about with the white house task force meeting? Super interested in that. Oh and Noel, the CCP silk road thing is true from what I know. My homie is from the Mosque (Muslim place of worship) lived in China and he came back a few months back and said the whole Uyghur thing is a way to open up a trade route to Pakistan, Afghanistan, and Iran to connect to Europe, Middle East, and Africa so you were spot on. The Uyghur people have been fighting for independence since Mao's time so all the stuff we're hearing in the news isn't anything new lol.

Nah.

Yeah thats Tim Robinson, he's the guy that did "I Think You Should Leave" on Netflix

Micah Coblentz

Y’all wanna gain some more knowledge on conspiracies check this guy out. https://www.youtube.com/user/gunnytorres some of it seems a bit crazy but some seems like it could be real.

What in the world is a 2nd industrial revolution? One youre industrialized youre industrialized. I don't really see how a surveillance state will change that? The rate of profit will still continue to decline. Im not a 100% sure about this but I think CCP's strategy is to use its vast labor pool as a bargaining chip against the US and it's allies and accumulate as much capital before the next great economic crisis happens.

Zarif Hasan

Besides the other insane protestors, the "Halloween stuff guy" was an edited in bit from a comedian I believe.

Micah Rowgo

XQC is French Canadian

Ohhh you early early? Thanks a lot guys, these podcasts literally are the highlight of my week, we appreciate you still posting them despite all the craziness ❤️

James Johnson

Hope you guys are doin well n shit! Makes my WHOLE week when you guys post❤️