Bonus Ep 27 - They're After Me Blue Balls

being horny in the patreon comment section explains why you’re single

Andrew

Don’t know if you realized this but they don’t have guests on the podcast lol that would be beyond weird to randomly have one especially if it’s just nickmercs god shoot me

Andrew

Noel not understanding the concept of Too Hot to Handle is very Noel lol he really thinks it’s marketed towards conservatives 🤦‍♂️ the point is for them to break the rules and get sent home. This is the opposite of conservative television

Andrew

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jesusips

noel's tunnel vision on the car cleaning vids while cody is talking is making me lose it

Y’all gotta see some rc drifting.

Antipathi

"i wanna play with your tonsil stones with my tongue" is 1000x worse than any of the shit talk

Callahan Hirrel

I’ve been watching 3Dbot maker for like 2 months now, I can’t explain why I like it, I know it’s fucking strange but you weirdly get competitive and try to guess the car that’ll win. I thought the same as cody in the beginning but it’s actually really entertaining

Well, it turns me on.

Please don’t eat during podcasts!! It hurts me

I love watching car detailing videos, it happens on accident though like I don't look for those videos I just stumble upon them and spend so long watching them.

really EVERYWHERE, on the back of trucks, on the side of houses, hung up in bedrooms. like damn lmao

Honestly, Too Hot To Handle is the reverse Are You The One?

It’s funny seeing their reaction to the confederate flag. Being from the south I see them everywhere lmfao

David Diaz

Maybe she’s cooking drugs up there

Tamara

I NEED to know what’s upstairs

Tamara

dada saur just reminds me of "the claw"! out of "Liar Liar"

Conor R.

Talking of realtionship advice: A close friend of mine finds acne scars very attractive.

This comment got it

Neel Singh

To hot to handle is 100x better than love island! its ridiculously funny!!

Have you ever watched cars running over things? Just type that in. My 7 year old son watches it and I get MESMERIZED.

Tavia

Ive been watching a guy names Post 10. He does a lot of different things but his main thing is just unclogging the drains on flooded streets and ponds. Weirdly satisfying to see the water drain and flow out the other side.

I saw that randomly on r e d d i t? i think thats the name of the website. Pretty interesting to watch indeed

The_Stim

Speaking of weird racing videos on YouTube? Have you heard of the guy who does marble racing? It has the same vibes as that you car racing channel but this guy names all of his marbles and then races them against each other in elaborate courses he builds in his out or in his back yard. The channel is call Jelle's marble runs. Weird but oddly entertaining shit

Moink

Cody's gonna be a daddydactyl

had to close my laptop and come back to this after "itched my clean clit"

Anna Dalèn

You guys should take look at capt.corndog on tik tok, he does a mini golf series sorta like the hot wheels bit

my one request is that you just leave these car cleaning videos on while filming every time because this shit bumps

Lizzie Volante

Y’all need to check out money heist if you want good scripted shit

Momel Abdulaziz

Hey dudes, my room mate and I just had an idea for a game. like it could be a skit, or a game show, or like a one time competition or something idk. just an idea. But along the lines of rule 34 of the internet.. what if you got some people together on their computers as players, and the host / game master, selects a fucked up scenario (we came up with someone putting a severed finger into a urethra) and the players must race each other to find a video of said scenario to win. because there's videos of literally anything on the internet. and it'd be hilarious to test the search skills and knowledge of internet sites to find really fucked up gore or porn. anyyyyyyway just a thought. sorry Cody, i know this isnt your idea of fun, but Noel maybe? hahahaha.

My band played at the Smiling Moose and I laughed so hard hearing the guys talk about it, it really is a claustrophobic hell hole

WE NEED an update about the upstairs!

KP

It’s codys chair

Laura

Who's fucking door keeps creaking in the background??

That is so interesting that you say that about Chris Delia because I love his stand up so much but cannot stand his podcast. I feel like he does better with a live crowd. His podcast just feels weird to me because it's just him.

gotta check out the marblymipics. Basically a lonely dude who sets up courses for mables and assigns team names and drama for the event

Matt Dill

Idk if you guys saw but nickmercs used one of your clips in his newest video “best moments in the gulag” you guys should have him on the podcast

hey pittsburgh was the only show that didn’t get to meet cody, no need to keep talking shit 😅😅😅 if u have to reschedule & come back stick with the carnegie music hall, it’s really nice there!!

You have to make a tmg car and send it in and model it after noels civic

Brandon lee

Smino, Kenny Mason and IshDARR all released new music you guys would fuck with

it’s disturbing at this point how noel is exactly what i want in my man

Isabella

Too Hot To Handle would’ve been better if they casted strictly straight people and had the same rules (no kissing, sex, etc.) unless it was same sex. That shit would be spicy

https://vm.tiktok.com/76t3U6/ literally copied your bit

Caity McSween

the high BPM music trend is very apparent in underground soundcloud right now, check out novagang and their members, a lot of their music is fast or intentionally sped up

Victor

I need y’all to binge all of Too Hot to Handle and I need y’all to react on the pod

if you like cleaning videos: he restores paintings https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCvZe6ZCbF9xgbbbdkiodPKQ

bigcactusenergy

I work at a full service carwash but haven’t been able to go in bc I’m on quarantine and watching that vid made me feel some type of way

Olivia Witcher

I’m definitely going to go watch the hot wheels racing at 3 am

if some bloke comes up to me at the post office ima just whip my dick out to assert dominance.

Jared Lewis

nole should watch Super GT's Gran turismo Sport races, he races online and comments at the same time, it's so fucking captivating for some reason

Thibault Tresca

dude i started the no sex show and it’s insane i’m laughing so hard

Emily Sandel

When I lived in Puerto Rico as a kid my dad my brother and I would compete in hot wheel races (pretty huge back then) but my dad would always cheat by placing heavy magnets in the bottom. We got caught and got kicked out but we had a shit ton of trophies by the time they noticed

Brian Nieves

And now I’m watching too hot to handle. Damn it!

Yes! I came on here to comment this! My brother and I went down a rabbit hole with the marble olympics a few years ago haha its seriously the best. You guys gotta check it out!

I'm so glad you brought up the weird detailing videos, I'm a detailer and have stumbled onto a few different channels it's easy to get lost watching these guys.

Cody would love Cart Narcs on youtube

Hey godamn it Noel I’m 2 mins in and that cookie sounds like your gnawing on a sponge cmon man put that puppy in a ziploc and wait till this is over if I wanted asmr I would go roll my head across my gaming keyboard, love the pod thanks for making us laugh

Dallan

When you guys talk about the local venues dying off it hits close to home. One of my favourites in my town straight up said it costs over 10 grand a month just to be closed and that they only have enough capital to ride it out until the end of June. They started a Patreon and a GoFundMe to help keep them going but if that one is already suffering, I can only imagine what's going to happen to others all over the world!

Lily Dubeau

yall should check out the marble olympics tho for weird youtube niches

also, the fact that it’s the detail geek makes it even better.

Gabrielle Davis

the car detailing videos are my shit

Gabrielle Davis

I fuckin love that Noel kept that cleaning video runnin during Cody's little rant

Isaiah Roberts

I love the munchy munchy sounds

MK

I hate you for eating that cookie my ears are bleeding

Valerie De La Cruz

ok but how many sessions if my load is about 4litres

Trent

y'all should seriously check out Iliza Shlesinger's new sketch comedy show on Netflix its funny asf

Emma Caplan

My best friend watches around ten to fifteen series at a time.

okay this episode was great as always, but I had an ex boyfriend who had an acne fetish and when he told me, he opened with 'its something that you don't have.." this fool got upset with me because I had clear skin.... that shit was wack

Emma Johns

Anyone know if Noel is going back on cameo? I want to buy one for my boyfriend who’s a nurse in NYC

did you guys hear that Ethan from the gaming house 5 way relationship beat the shit out of the kid?

John Ficek

This isn’t relevant to this episode but I just wanted to let y’all know that I work at McDonald’s and one of my coworkers just tried to tell me about her newfound creation: chicken nuggets dipped in chocolate sauce...I asked, and she has no idea who you guys are. I have found a real life dessert chicken person in the wild!!

That hot wheels racing reminds me of the marble Olympics on YouTube. Similar thing and awesome at the same time

the hotwheels flag shit had me HOWLING

Homegirl is cooking meth for sure

drop new music pls

I just found out that the people who filmed “dadasaur” went to my high school, in fact my high school just posted about it on Instagram. Will send proof if you want. I went to a private catholic high school and can confirm that it is the whitest school on earth.

that not going upstairs story is crazy

Noel, from Calgary AB when you were talking about the detailing videos, I thought of detail geek. Stumbled across these videos stoned AF. Such a coincidence just had to comment, Fucking love you guys

Yoooo blueface the best artist out rn

The cleaning videos are sooo amazing!!

theres a ton of that content on youtube with a bunch of antique cars getting restored its crazy

Trent

bruh im so glad im not the only one who watches those car cleaning vids high as fuck lmaoo

Trent

I've been feeling that way bout stand up. I feel the exact same way about Chris Delia too. I think his podcast is hilarious but his stand up (and all stand up) is just too rehearsed to me.

Jakob West

A gallon is 4 litres. 4 litres is 4000ml. A single session is 5ml. It would take 800 sessions for a gallon.

Inferno

lol

Inferno

Same 😂😂

I watched this right after i smoked and was so mesmerized by that car cleaning shit i wanted u to keep it on the whole time lol

damn i'm gonna be watching car cleaning videos for days now

can you guys please stop eating and drinking shit on mic, or at least move your head away from mic when you take a sip or eat? hearing gulping and swallowing sounds is gross

love u guys

Don't think this counts as relationship advice but it's definitely the wildest relationship story I've ever heard. A couple years back when I used to play baseball, one of my team mates pointed out a guy on the opposing team and said 'want to hear a crazy story about that guy?' He then went on to say that a couple of months back that guy moved in with his girlfriend and her family, even though they were both only 17 at the time. Basically he just moved in so they could fuck more often, but the dude apparently wasn't satisfied with just his girlfriend. So one day the girlfriends dad comes home and finds the guy fucking his wife. Turns out itd been happening for a while, so the guy had been sleeping with both the girlfriend and her mum at the same time under the same roof. And even when he was caught out, it was the dad who moved out of the house and the guy continued to live with the girlfriend and the mum. My team mate then points to two girls spectating the game and goes, 'that's the girlfriend and her mum'. Then, to top it all off, he points to the coach of the opposing team and says 'and that's the dad'. So this guy fucked his coaches daughter and wife, and ended up still having a girlfriend and had both the girlfriend and her mum coming to watch his games, while the dad was still his coach. And I swear this is completely true.

Angus Octigan

The idea to do a bono episode every week was definitely one of your better ones.

Hunter

maybe dude was working on dog shit projects then. 550+OT isn’t bad

TMG

I love these podcasts! Noel realizing the cookie is hitting, trying so hard to break the trance the car washing video had over him while Cody is explaining in depth something completely off topic😂.

you another niche channel ive stumbled upon is Jelle's Marble Runs, its basically just marble races with like cool sets made of like DIY stuff and legos. The Marble Olympics series is a must watch!

Jesus Perdomo

Noel finally discovered the good stuff (3D bot maker)

38:25 Pretty sure you just described ASMR and "satisfying videos". I'm kind of stoned and I'm getting ASMR from this lol.

2oV

John Mulaneys stand up still fire tho ill be honest

Emma

cody bro, please stop touching ur face so much sire, it's stressin me!!

Sabrina Sandy

Scandinavian countries has had a very similar show to Love Island called Paradise Hotel for a long time. I think Love Island might have gotten the idea from there. I don't know what other countries are up to regarding reality shows though.

PAs on reality shows will maybe make $10-15 an hour. I've worked grip and electric on narrative shows but have friends that have worked on reality. Usually if it's a network show the pay is still decent. An operator would probably be making anywhere from $550-$750 for a ten hour day, plus overtime pay. I randomly got a call to be an operator on an AwesomenessTV reality game show last summer and even that paid higher than Noel is saying.

anti_data

Cody actually did a vid on that on his channel you should check it out!

Smino is one of those rappers who has super dense bars and amazing references but doesn't really spell it out. He'll spit 4 bars and I'll have to run it back like 5 times just to pick up on all of the wordplay.

anti_data

ok I don't know if you guys already talked about this in this week's episodes cause I only just started so forgive me. But you guys have to watch too hot to handle. It's a way weirder version of Love Island where they get paid 100,000 dollars not to fuck each other in this resort for a month. and they get talked to by this robot thing rather than an actual host. and then they do these weird spiritual healing things where the guys smear mud on each other and then the girls stare at their own v*gs in order to worship them more. super weird it's on Netflix.

makes me. remember the good old days when noel was talking about finger clits

Dima Belya

This episode had me dying

the girl with the upstairs runs the hotwheels account

Thank you Noel. The fact that this podcast is relaxing to listen to and the cleaning is relaxing to watch made it so perfect to have it silently playing while you guys were talking. Really enjoyed this one

That car cleaners video reminds me of videos I watch of art restoration. This guy just cleans the shit out of old paintings in a 10m video and it's soooo satisfying. Baumgartner Restoration on youtube https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ziybNY7Pxsc !

cathy

she turned the room into a bts shrine the smell is the jimin fart incents

jared smith

my friend and i saw you guys at the first seattle show at chop suey which was awesome cause the shows have gotten so much bigger now so it was really cool to get to go to a small standing one. anyway chop suey sent out an email talking about maybe having to close and it really sucks to think venues like that might not make it through this

Selena Cox

if y'all are able to tour if/after all this is a distant memory, please do. My bf and I already missed one of your shows bc it had to be rescheduled and then you came out with Global Domination and rescheduled and if my ass has to miss y'all again and bc of this damn virus... me and corona fightin

Noel I love you but your Irish accent is shite god bless

the amount of content you guys give us is amazing. Thanks for all the laughs ❤️❤️

Sofia Habib

Yo Noel look up your Wood Worm song on Apple Music and it’ll go to some musician from the 90’s😂

What the fuck is that title 😂