“Other rappers bars are bleak
All you hear is them tryna breathe
Went to the doc last week
Said I got pulmonary gold disease”
2020-05-14 21:10:55 +0000 UTC
Oh my god noel & cody hit different in the chick fil a sketch
Sarah Llewellyn
2020-05-02 05:29:14 +0000 UTC
damn it the moan had to be timed when i was cleaning my room with my speaker on
2020-05-01 20:17:08 +0000 UTC
ngl i ain't never seen enough bees to hear them thats insane
2020-05-01 10:31:19 +0000 UTC
Someone help me! What’s the Jeff Epstein doc called!
Sarah Cole
2020-05-01 00:59:07 +0000 UTC
you guys have to check out Iliza Shlesinger's new sketch show on netflix its kind of like the long form sketch bits noel did and i feel like u guys could do the kind of stuff she did in this show, id love to see that kind a thing with you guys
Emma Caplan
2020-05-01 00:01:33 +0000 UTC
Biggest thing I would say, government official is very different from an expert in the field. Just looking at what government officials were saying early on you know they aren’t experts and have no idea how this works.
Benjamin Lantz
2020-04-25 17:03:37 +0000 UTC
Have you seen the Samsung TV that you can connect your phone to and it can rotate vertically to suit social media and they advertise it so suit tiktok!! its insane to the extent TikTok has influenced the production of items!
2020-04-24 02:56:29 +0000 UTC
I would feel honoured if you would just replace "like" with my name every time you say it
2020-04-23 12:20:42 +0000 UTC
Im talking TSLA 420 puts 2 weeks out or MSFT 200 calls cause the msft 200’s were a big meme on wallstreetbets before the recession
Connor
2020-04-23 07:35:59 +0000 UTC
You guys should buy an OTM option everytime you say like
Connor
2020-04-23 07:32:26 +0000 UTC
I've never noticed the like thing. Even after you talk about it I never notice it.
Daniel Gonzalez
2020-04-22 22:51:11 +0000 UTC
is there a way to add the associate names on to the ending of the video instead of cutting the vid and and having the audio playing over a screen w the names :(
mobina
2020-04-22 21:09:36 +0000 UTC
Hey with the bees that are outside your apartment, if you looked I’m sure there is a beekeeper in your area who would be happy to grab them for you and relocate them! I would look into it if it’s bugging you guys 😮 also best for Ollie
I hope he gets better soon!
2020-04-22 19:34:43 +0000 UTC
Idea: every time they say LIKE on stage, the crowd has to scream LIKE
2020-04-22 18:39:42 +0000 UTC
HOW did they get the bitch from vikings to play the husband in that golden arm sketch ... why did they all agree to this!!! also apparently pulmonary good disease is a real disease?????? i can’t take it anymore i’m at my limit
Avalon Mist
2020-04-22 16:14:48 +0000 UTC
My old English teacher had us do the um/like challenge where you have to tell a story in front of the class for a minute without saying the words um or like. We had to keep trying over the course of semester until we passed.
Liliam Pumpernickel
2020-04-22 04:49:48 +0000 UTC
I’m watching extra tiger king episode rn and the one thing that’s irritating me the most is the interviewer (Walmart Jason sudeikis) who seems to be trying to sneak witty bits in wherever he can and he’s not good idk
Tamara
2020-04-21 22:18:47 +0000 UTC
I'm that Whole foods lady
Gonzales
2020-04-21 11:33:11 +0000 UTC
what’s up with every podcast being about podcasting it’s frustratingly meta i have to turn this shit off too often
2020-04-21 09:21:04 +0000 UTC
I literally never noticed you guys saying 'like' before
Fitore
2020-04-21 00:28:14 +0000 UTC
the golden arm sketch reminds me of the arrested development story line of tobias not removing his hair plugs in a weird way
Maeve Alexander
2020-04-20 19:55:11 +0000 UTC
idk if you'll see this noel, but i would search out a more personal vet hospital for ollie! I would get shit and expensive at treatments for my cat at VCA pet hospital cause they had so many cats/pets to take care of, but we got way better treatments at small/independent vet places. it's worth the money and time! would love ollie updates ty kings
Kitty
2020-04-20 19:36:26 +0000 UTC
All of the love to Ollie
2020-04-20 19:28:02 +0000 UTC
"smegma"
Molly Hudelson
2020-04-20 13:14:53 +0000 UTC
I really hope you guys can make more sketches in the future!! not only cuz they’re funny and original as opposed to a lot of “sketches” on social media these days, but also cuz we can seriously tell how much you enjoy making that sorta content. What y’all enjoy making is what we respond to the most!
2020-04-20 09:44:56 +0000 UTC
Instead of using "like" say something way more annoying like "such as"
twig
2020-04-20 08:46:48 +0000 UTC
LMFAO The first thing I thought of when you guys said you should buy something really cool with the like jar money was a bearbrick and 10 seconds later Cody mentions bearbricks😂 great minds think alike, or expensive minds?
FlowZaa
2020-04-20 07:41:09 +0000 UTC
i swear, every time i'm listening to the podcast without headphones in, y'all always start moaning and i always get weird looks. don't stop tho i like the attention
2020-04-20 06:54:11 +0000 UTC
aw i hope ollie feels better soon🥺🥺🥺
melanie
2020-04-20 06:08:42 +0000 UTC
You guys should just edit moaning bleeps to each “like”
2020-04-20 05:21:24 +0000 UTC
Just got these brand new nikes, you can't find these - after they done riding I smell my homies' bike seats (lets go!)
2020-04-20 00:35:23 +0000 UTC
I now contribute to this patreon solely to hear updates that the boi Ollie is Gucci. Please provide timestamps in future so I can skip all of the penis talk and get to what is really important xoxo
Ryan Seager
2020-04-19 21:46:00 +0000 UTC
Welp never mind, just watched the bone zone
2020-04-19 21:08:22 +0000 UTC
So about a year ago, my family and I got back from vacation and picked up my dog and when he got home he was shaking and couldn’t stand and it was pretty scary. So he got rushed to the hospital and basically they put fluids in him and held onto him for a day or two and he was good. But we got bloodwork done on him and they found out he has a bunch of little stints in his liver. My dog is a Morkie and it can be common in his breed and, depending on Ollie’s breed, it could be the same. I know you said something bout his liver in an earlier episode. Regardless, this liver thing basically comes in two forms, the first being what my dog has and the second being one big stint that can be removed. Either way, we’ve adjusted my dogs good to make sure he doesn’t eat anything too fatty. Idk if that helps at all, but I know what it’s like to feel that fear for your dog, I hope things take a turn for the better soon <3
2020-04-19 20:09:55 +0000 UTC
Ay I fuck with y’all but sam raimi is a pretty great director
2020-04-19 18:31:20 +0000 UTC
thank u for the update on ollie, good call getting second and third opinions
Trent
2020-04-19 17:34:23 +0000 UTC
So a few weeks back I got stung by a bee, not knowing of my severe allergy to them, and went into severe anaphylactic shock so I’m a bit tense about bees rn and I just happened to be nodding off right as Cody started screaming “BEES” into the mic and it sent me into full panic mode. I’m laughing my ass off rn at how stupid this all sounds
2020-04-19 17:23:11 +0000 UTC
Nole I need you to know I was STUNNED by how good your sketch vid was. The aesthetics were amazing, the sketches were great, and obvi we all loved Motorola at the end. This is the best thing you’ve ever made!!!! I’m very proud
K
2020-04-19 16:03:12 +0000 UTC
the tiger king bonus episode was just a zoom call and I turned it off after 15mins because I got bored
james
2020-04-19 15:44:59 +0000 UTC
Noel and Cody, it’s ok if you guys don’t upload on time, thanks for letting us know. Also don’t beat yourselves up about saying like, I’ve been listening since your first episode and I haven’t noticed until today. I just don’t want you guys to get so self conscious to the point where it ruins the flow. You guys are great! Also glad Ollie is feeling better.
Eric Shea
2020-04-19 15:33:19 +0000 UTC
Can’t wait for Emmy Winning Host Kelty’s appearance on Golden Arm
Eric Shea
2020-04-19 15:00:19 +0000 UTC
thank you for updating us on ollie. im sure most of us care and not because we pay!! ollie is our prince and we want him to be well. great episode!! <3
2020-04-19 14:43:03 +0000 UTC
im the whole foods lady
2020-04-19 14:38:03 +0000 UTC
the guy added an edit to his comment in the Chic-fil-a skit and doubled down lmao
Hamzah
2020-04-19 13:19:11 +0000 UTC
11:49 nice placement there for Noels teeth lol
2020-04-19 11:03:43 +0000 UTC
Also, It’s Like, Charity is such a good idea, I’d definitely prefer that to say just getting some new lights or cameras, doing a bit and donating to charity at the same time is the best 👏🏼
James Johnson
2020-04-19 10:43:52 +0000 UTC
This "Like" conversation is bringing me back to high school and I'm triggered dude. My best friend's dad would COUNT how many times I said "like" in a conversation. So this mf would not be listening to what I was saying purely to point this shit out as soon as I would stop talking. To this day it still fucks me up and I watch what I say when I see him. Insecure ™
Victoria
2020-04-19 10:03:48 +0000 UTC
I don’t know if you’ll have heard of this Scottish sketch show before, ‘Limmy’s Show’, but Noel’s sketch video the other day flowed in exactly the same way and reminded me of it - definitely check it out if you haven’t before
James Johnson
2020-04-19 10:01:53 +0000 UTC
holy shit the husband from the golden arm vid is Ragnar the main guy from the first couple seasons of Vikings
Granit Krasniqi
2020-04-19 09:04:17 +0000 UTC
I took a big swig of milk and spit it out laughing when he started playing how many times you guys said like in that pod. This is so sad.
2020-04-19 07:47:47 +0000 UTC
Love Noel apologising for explaining when happened to his dog when all of us are concerned by what happened to his dog
Steven Belsham
2020-04-19 07:37:25 +0000 UTC
i hope ollie gets well soon❤️
2020-04-19 06:36:15 +0000 UTC
it’s so hard to listen to them talk and trying not to say like HAHA
2020-04-19 06:14:34 +0000 UTC
i never noticed how much u guys say like lol it’s really not that big of a deal but the like jar idea was pretty cool
melanie
2020-04-19 05:46:36 +0000 UTC
welcome to the p-boy hour
2020-04-19 05:32:40 +0000 UTC
The bees are robot bit is like the Ronald Reagan killed all the birds tik tok lol
2oV
2020-04-19 04:41:01 +0000 UTC
The like segment brought up a deep buried memory in my mind. In the seventh grade my mom forced me to go to a church camp for a week and I was bunked with a ton of valley girls. During prayer circle one day I was noticing they were saying like a lot in passing conversation. I didn’t think much of it until we had to all give our testimonials. Long story short one girl said like 78 times during one single monologue of her speaking. No conversation, just her speaking. The entire group was over 500 likes for just that bible study. I think this is why I believe God is dead
susie
2020-04-19 04:20:57 +0000 UTC
Fuck u guys I was doordashin and right as my mans at del taco is passing me the food he just hears moaning blasting in my car 😤
2020-04-19 04:04:36 +0000 UTC
Hahahaha throwback to the moaning episodes, I love it 🤣🤣. I’ve felt a little too safe listening to y’all out loud.
2020-04-19 03:57:23 +0000 UTC
Feel better Ollie!
Will Scanlon
2020-04-19 03:04:45 +0000 UTC
what toothpaste y'all using both of ur teeth are fucking WHITE
Sabrina Sandy
2020-04-19 03:03:55 +0000 UTC
"The Um Jar".. was waiting for a cum jar joke 😔
Ana M
2020-04-19 02:58:43 +0000 UTC
this is super interesting
2020-04-19 02:42:21 +0000 UTC
i watched the extra ep of tiger king n i rlly enjoyed it i won’t lie it was like more real than the portrayal of joe in the other eps as like someone who was done dirty and should be free like the extra ep sort of showed who he really was and he did deserve what he got idk i recommend the watch
Abigail Humphrys
2020-04-19 02:28:08 +0000 UTC
I agree with this. Also the fact that the aspect ratio of our eyes is around 1.87:1 each. Combined, our eyes see closer to Cinemascope, or 2.66:1, so it's just more natural for us to communicate our stories visually with a wider aspect ratio.
anti_data
2020-04-19 02:18:02 +0000 UTC
instead of buying something nice for the podcast like lights or some shit, can y’all just buy moby huge - https://www.amazon.com/Moby-Worlds-Largest-Retail-Dildo/dp/B00MOTE1Y6
Avion
2020-04-19 02:12:26 +0000 UTC
On Noel's point of not being programmed to watch vertical content, another reason is because the aspect ratio of our eyes is wider than it is tall. Each eye has a horizontal field of view of around 155 degrees, and 135 vertically, which comes out to a 1.87:1 aspect ratio per eye. Combined, our eyes see closer to Cinemascope (2.66:1). As a filmmaker, I can understand vertical aspect ratios being used artistically, maybe to convey a sense of feeling trapped or to emphasize verticality (in architecture maybe), but with the shows on Quibi it feels more forced and unnatural. It all just comes down to where the content is being consumed and obviously people are watching quibi on their phones and not large screens.
anti_data
2020-04-19 02:08:08 +0000 UTC
I'm glad to hear Ollie is doing better right now. All I'll say is you should look for a vet that is AAHA certified. It's a different level of care.
Colin Jebsen
2020-04-19 02:06:13 +0000 UTC
you can turn the phone sideways on quibi and get the full aspect ratio
ENT
2020-04-19 01:26:10 +0000 UTC
Everytime I start to feel safe to listen to the podcast out loud again y'all have to fuck it up with the moaning
Ella
2020-04-19 01:22:20 +0000 UTC
daddys little algorithm
Kamran ali
2020-04-19 01:01:51 +0000 UTC
don't apologize for talking about ollie!! we all wanna know how the boy is doing
Selena Cox
2020-04-19 01:00:15 +0000 UTC
Its either a Kaws figure or maybe a Bear Brick for the figurine y'all were talking about lol
Brenden
2020-04-19 00:50:08 +0000 UTC
tiger king afterparty is pretty good. Rich kirkham gives a craaazy story about joe and there's some interesting new information that changes my opinion on certain things. Definitely is a hard recommend
2020-04-19 00:39:05 +0000 UTC
Not to be all art student, but I think that reading has always been left to right in the western world so cinema and film, and composition has always been catered to that format. A lot of reading is now being done in a vertical format with scrolling on your phone. Video media could work that way now, who knows. But I agree it's a little bit weird! Don't think I could get into quibi tho
cathy
2020-04-19 00:38:21 +0000 UTC
Please both of you go watch too hot to handle. Netflix ripped stole love islands format and I think you guys will Fucking love it
2020-04-19 00:16:20 +0000 UTC
I cant belive you pointed it out now its all i hear... thanks bevin
2020-04-18 23:58:15 +0000 UTC
Turn the like jar into a TMG Scholarship for like school or something
Nico Libreros
2020-04-18 23:50:42 +0000 UTC
KAWS!!
Brian Nieves
2020-04-18 23:40:25 +0000 UTC
ever since the last pod all I've wanted was captain crunch, i can't believe i risked getting Rona for some cereal
2020-04-18 23:38:57 +0000 UTC
the overuse of like is definitely an LA thing I feel
Dante
2020-04-18 23:33:03 +0000 UTC
I'm the wsb person!!! Can give proof <3
2020-04-18 23:12:13 +0000 UTC
yo noel we love you & are interested in what you're saying + we care about ollie, pls stop apologising for talking about stuff that matters to u!! hope ollie gets completely better soon, glad to hear hes okay rn
shanz
2020-04-18 23:00:23 +0000 UTC
codys hair be lookin good
2020-04-18 22:50:11 +0000 UTC
noel... hope you and aleena get some answers about ollie soon :( keeping y'all in my thoughts
vee
2020-04-18 22:49:22 +0000 UTC
Listen to the true geordie podcast with the Dr off tiger king to see the real story