Bonus Ep 25 - Legal, Adult Ass

This episode should be titled "destroying Cody's innocence" or something. I feel like if Cody and Noel were Power Rangers their Megazord would be perfectly balanced.

Camilla Jefferson

I'm 4 months behind on the podcasts so hearing Cody say "I reckon in 4 or 5 months things will be starting to go back to normal"... Idk. Never stop being an optimist, Cody.

Camilla Jefferson

Tame Impala is one guy its not a band so not "they" love u guyz

You guys should read Bear. Librarian and a literal f*cking bear get it on.

sis

diana heredia

reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

I find that dark shit on lives to be very sad. A lot of really sad people needing validation getting exploited. Shit gets me tight honestly. It’s funny if you don’t think about it at all

I would have never thought in my life that I would pay money to hear two guys read Dino porn, damn.

Nick

Also thought Noels water bottle said pork cracklin at first

Maeve

I was crying at that dinosaur book.. can’t believe podcast listens are down u guys keep me sane

Maeve

holy shit ur right

Nghtfall

You guys have to lookup Chris Tingle's Space Raptor Butt Invasion

Isn't Houseparty owned by Epic (Fortnite) now? No wonder they have a milli to drop on a bounty like this - it also expands the list of potential competitors if you consider companies like Twitch and Microsoft that might feel threatened by a gaming company acquiring a video chat/streaming service.

KL

podcasts are down 30%. Crash it.

I listen to a podcast called Secret Dinosaur Cult that features dinosaur erotica in every episode (for bants obviously)

MK

So today i subscribe to the patreon because my work is now essential so i get paid more, we could listen to our phone/music at work and i was on a lift counting inventory listening to this bonus and then the fanfiction about dinosaur happened and a coworker walked by, never been so embarrassed in my life, worth it tho 10/10 take my money

you should explore wattpad my friend

Y’all should change the bio on ur Patreon about section

carl

We need fanfic of tmg

Cody bought fanfic. I am so here for this 😂😂

Frida Ibarra

What’s the guys instalive they are talking about in the beginning?

still sad i gotta wait until october tho

Ashley Morales

"postponed before it was cool" ugh i love youuu

Ashley Morales

Alexis N was in the Bling Ring and was responsible for robbing multiple celebs homes, but shes actually dope asf now

Anna Dalèn

This not showing up on the itunes rss for anyone else?

Netrunner1197

The tour dates being rescheduled is probably the best timed decision I’ve seen in a while. Now I’m gonna go to the last day of the tour in LA. Absolutely pumped

i'm sorry but noel if people like you don't get the vaccine for no good reason we won't achieve herd immunity and people will DIE because you were too self important to get the vaccine!!! don't mean to sound like an asshole but you should listen to doctors, scientists, and public health officials who actually know what they're talking about rather than saying shit that will put other people's lives at risk bc u think u know better!! thx for listening

hey guys, I had a question for noel bc I recently found a video of him opening for milo yannopilous at UCLA a few years ago. Really i’m just asking what brought you into that position and what the motivation behind taking that job would be. It seems like you’re a great guy and seeing you perform in that setting really threw me off. Thanks

glockinmyvolvo

at least you have an audience noel💀 i stream at least 4 hours every day for less than 3 concurrent viewers😂, but hey, i play anyways so why not stream it. shameless plug twitch.tv/flowzaa

FlowZaa

Y’all should donate some of your Patreon money to a local hospital. Joe Santagato just donated 10,000$ from his and I thought that was so sick. Love your fav Canadian nurse ❤️ thanks for the entertainment/distraction rn! Stay safe x

Ayla Jacquard

Yo yo. If you guys need a question to answer from the fans for the next podcast, I’ve been in and out of music producing since I was 18 (I’m 23 now) and I always get stuck on learning curves whether that be finding sounds or melodies. What learning material elevated you all to where you are now? I feel like there’s a lot of online course scams now and I’m sure you understand my urgency to learn at the most efficient way possible. Ive worked for a software company for about a year now so I only have x amount of time throughout the day to learn. Also if you think I’m full of shit and you all just think I should keep practicing just let me know that too. I’m open to any advice.

Also I keep seeing a shit ton of comments where y’all just rag on Cody and Noel for stupid shit (your mic is dirty!! Your chair squeaks and you have to replace it!!) and it’s not necessary. Y’all can just say “hey it’s a bit distracting when your chair squeaks” or just let it go. Just make criticism constructive and not demanding.

Mallory Howard

So the Dino content. You can absolutely find that for free on tumblr. Lots of people want to bang lizards and monsters there.

Mallory Howard

the to catch a predator clip, I went to high school with him and let me tell you he's always been weird!! He always wore that cowboy hat and he used to carry around a briefcase instead of a backpack. and ambrosio is his last name, I won't doxx him but just know his first name is not nearly as exciting.

Victoria Lyman

Cody you gotta clean that mic bruh lmfao my OCD on a million in this video for some reason, im looking at that shit the whole video just breaking out some cleaning wipes, sweating, "lemme clean dat, please, PLEASE"

Also, just joined Patreon and really appreciate the bonus content every week! Cheers

Dude preaching about the virus is not a legit Christian - please don't let that guy represent us smh

i agree it's kinda run its course by now

Didn’t the Louboutin girl rob a bunch of celebrities? Like as a part of the Bling Ring?

Idk if this is okay, but it’s a little tiring hearing about tik tokers all the time. I’m 23 I really don’t care what a bunch of teenagers are doing. I get they’re relevant online and laughing at stuff they do is fun, but it’s a little much content covering them lately. But love you guys

at 11:10 they are in perfect sync

Ben Trapp

one time when i was super fucking high i sucked down a bunch of ketchup packets by themselves cause thats all i could find..did not have any orange juice tho

Well they started talking about wallstreetbets. its over guys. new influx of users inc

John Ficek

Are you planning to postpone the tour again because of covid?

Emily

Cody lives rent free in Tyler Brash’s head

Spy is the ETF and SPX is the index itself.

Fergus O'Leary

Cody be looking like leafy with his microphone

i gave up trying to make this clever. thank you guys for creating content right now, i'm living with 5 people in 1000 square feet and without an ounce of hyperbole your podcasts/videos are the highlight of my day

I don’t understand this, aren’t T-rexes like 10 feet tall

Sarah Llewellyn

I listen/watch the podcasts while i break my head over math so it keeps me leveled

Alexxx

HAHAHAHAHA the tyler brash pov in your new video was so funny

ErickDare_SESH

Bro I live in Wake County 😂

CODY!! Get a new chair or some oil for it or something! I’ll even send you WD-40 if it means your chair will stop squeaking in your videos and podcasts 🤦🏼‍♀️

Man the theory is dictatorships fall. Okay no comment on the US but like Putin's government is all old men as fuck and high risk and they denying it (okay at least publicly)

how do y'all not know about the bling ring crimes ?!?!?!

Noel’s hair is in the weird stage of growing back from bald. Get ready for a whole month or so of some whack ass shit going on with his hairline.

I know y’all got comments about the virus situation but I actually enjoy you guys talking about it because much like with anything you are still joking yet being a bit serious and talking about the situation, idk it’s way different than when hearing it through the news.

yo i’m from wake county and when i was in high school every time someone would get booked for anything and their mugshot would show up on that account and basically anyone who knew them would retweet it. shit was always weird to me and i didn’t know if anywhere else posted their mugshots in a twitter too but it was the norm for me. kinda fucked up

Not exactly pedophile related but a couple years ago, these guys talked about this girl's dad who beat up her bully who's in 8th grade https://youtu.be/-KIJU3bOOiI?t=178

2oV

I saw that onlyfans tweet on r/lossofalovedone I feel like Noel would love that sub

Ana M

Noel: “wasn’t there some shit that t-rexs were like-“ Cody: “HORNY?” Noel: “mmm no... like they had feathers”

Kimby

WHAT’S HER NAME?!? - I was dying

John Tucker

Not Copeland, but way before I met my wife she was under The River, the megachurch where the pastor just got arrested for still holding service despite the social distancing orders. She was in it, in it, like multiple years of school there and shit. You would not believe how fucked it and brainwashed these people are. It's literally a cult. The man has just been arrested for his ego and claiming wild shit like he's got some state of the art sanitizing machines that instantly kill Coronavirus so they're safe, but people who she knew back in her time there are posting about it being an injustice. The stories I've heard from her are unbelievable. The pastor has a mansion that if you ever go there you have to wear a blindfold. Dude also has fully armed guards at the church. And that is just a spec in the whole fucked up Evangelical cult state of mind. She got ostracized from there and thank God she did, because she's done a 180 in her life, but that shit really fucked her up

Michael Santos

Y'all should read the jesus x noah and jesus x moses fanfics. Thy Kingdom Cums and Take me into Your Ark

Molly Leone

I used house party like 4 years ago when i was in middle school. That shit was annoying as hell because anyone could just join

hell yeah, will message you. and congrats!

TMG

Stage 5 loose knees

if anybody reading this is selling tickets for the Lynn ma show (esp VIP) pls lmk this is dire

Tamara

looking forward to these even more now. thanks bois

my grandma definitely would stan that Copeland guy. she has these blind beliefs in things to the point where she alienates my family cause she thinks they are obstructions in her servitude to god. she really do be thinking she a prophet doe. im currently transcribing her "autobiography" and its crazy how sane and capable she is for her age (she lives alone in a shady part of boston) but she has some serious delusions she rationalizes

Tamara

When the HUSBAND of an onlyfans creator has to take something down you know that it was fucked up

Brent .

Look up the reality show "Solitary" You will not be disappointed. 9 contestants are locked in a small room with no outside communication except through the host, VAL, a AI (well, someone on a mic with a robot voice filter) who gives them mentally and physically taxing challenges. Example include, being deprived of sleep for 9 hours then given a bed, but an alarm goes off every 20 minutes or some shit and they have to type in a code of increasing complexity to turn it off. Laying on a bed of nails, whoever gives in first is out and they are not told when someone else quits. Sitting on a bowling ball. Using a stair excersize machine for the longest time. It's the best and most fucked up reality show I know of.

Rift

idk but this ep felt all over the place more than usual lol

Lauren

My dudes, I work rom home, this shit is normal to me, on the other hand, I feel like it’s Christmas with all the new content and the cherry on top Is TMG!

I’m putting this here again because they didn’t see it. I got into Stanford last week and I wrote one of my supplimental essays for my application about Cody and Noel. I’d love to share it if possible!

i need cody to read the whole trex erotica please

i love cock n balls