Episode 126 - Today's Episode

Anyone got the discord link?

Simon Ikoro

Oh my god. I was listening to this with my earbuds and when Noel was freestyling, my boss walked by to leave. He said “have a good day!” And I misheard so I responded with “pretty good,” uh.

Catching up on the podcast, and was that Clever that started playing by accident??😂

Manuel Plazola Jr.

I was paying 15$ for a long time, but went down to 5$ cause it wasn’t worth the extra money. Do I have to go back up to 15$ now?

Ayla Jacquard

What was the name of the beat Noel used lol

Koby Etzwiler

I’m behind on episodes rn but thought I’d say my family has had a kangen water machine at home at it really does work/ is effective. We use it to wash our fruit and veg and the water is always really disgusting. I also use it to treat acne/acne scars and it is the only thing I can use that works. It’s kinda awesome tbh.

Sarah Cole

Yo team, long time listener here and listening to TODAYS uhh episode and the extra bonus episode finally made me pledge (been thinking about it for months anyway). It's an exciting and ambitious change. Excited for the extra meat.

Tine Line

You guys scared the shit out of me. My job right now is to disinfect areas affected my the coronavirus. And you had to talk about the stats.

Ive been thinking about noel sending the corona to get me for days. Now THATS bars

Sarah

So glad to be having two podcasts a week now, and probably great timing now that touring will be hard for a while

Cameron Bell

Cody deffo letting out the full on Political alliances on these bonus eps 😂 all jokes aside, love ya bois. Excited w the new Patreon !

Juan Meza

I got laid off yesterday, so bless that this month’s charge has already come out. Cause I gotta be a part of this 😁✌🏼

Ash Crowther

How the hell do you guys do that fart sound I really need to know

Alex Madore

”Ride him like a roomba” is my favorite takeaway from this episode

It’s about 5:20 into the show

The joke you guys were doing at the beginning with the beat cutting out is very similar to a joke Bo Burnham opened with in his Netflix special Make Happy. Obviously not the same exact joke and I thought it was funny, just thought maybe you’d want to check it out.

There was an armed cop protecting toilet paper in walmart here in Tucson lmao

That thing about them shooting someone with corona in north korea is propoganda. My friends father lives in south korea and knows that its not actually true

thank you for brightening up my day (every week) seriously. love you guys

Emily Sandel

i love ya’ll but man i am so anxious now

i has to turn this episode off bc it gave me so much anxiety talking about the corona virus for so long 😂

Upgraded to $15 for those pilot podcast episodes, thanks Kings

Theory: the kids all live in the hype house bc they’re actually in quarantine because of coronavirus

Dont shit your spleen out, 10 outa 10 organ very important.

giancarlofrongillo

appreciate it boys

GapingBussy420

Bone Zone is fucking sick now

GapingBussy420

omg thanks kings 🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻

I spit my coffee out at work when I heard the girl-riding-horse bit. When my boss asked if I was okay I just told her it went down the wrong pipe. Now I get to wear a white sweater with coffee down the front. Still worth the bit though that was too much 😂

Can we get a weekly Noel freestyle like what they do on Harmontown?

I agree. Time to see more of the TMG Expanded Universe.

Ola

Bruh they added simp mode

Love the new restructuring! Gonna cough up more money for that live stream 💖

Those new tier rewards are great, and they're punishing me for being a broke bitch

Andrae

Sick changes, gonna upgrade a tier or two

Hahaha the legit hype in this episode with the freestyle! Dope AF, so excited for you guys to keep going🙏🙏

Benjamin Lantz

Today my city had its first case of Covid - 19, and there is N O toilet paper in any store, so at this point you’re left either flighting your shit into the garbage or wiping it with paper towels and giving your ass a rug burn and bleeding out

Nick

Wow this is awesome!

52:17 horse sound had me dying

Connor Albury

Are you guys planning on getting guests more frequently? I feel like that could give some variation. To me it doesnt even have to just be ”high profile“ people. I‘d love to see/hear more with devin, markus, sam, aleena, kelsey, spock, christian, cash and the rest of the cast

@manuelE shut up and help me dumbass

Isaac sivley

come on dude, have some dignity

Noel spit some Gordon Ramsey level heat with that freestyle, that was hilarious

That freestyle had me crying that shit was so funny

The coronavirus freestyle fuckin killed me bro, the last two days I’ve felt so fucking tense and listening to y’all be goofs really boosted my mood

Lindsey Paulson

Noel and Cody please look at my art I’ve been begging for a week i know its trash but this is literally worse than my corona results look at my ig @icey_guapp or my tweet to noel @isaacsivley please upvote this so senpai notices me

Isaac sivley

I cant wait to listen to both of these tom

I love you guys thank you so much

You dorks are web doods

Jacob Crawford

Freestyle FYRE YO 🔥💥 Noel! You gotta do that more

This beat drop shit had me crying

Matthew Rhoney

Do I get to choose the photo you frame?

I’m pretty sure that 500,000 death toll in the US was a worst case scenario, not the best case. I could be wrong but I just looked it up and also don’t remember that guy from WHO saying that during Rogans podcast.

chwmcfts

So we can pay $1000 to get roasted??... sick

Eli

Still only doing this for aleena

K

"You gonna die in 7 days" haha Noel just made shit too real for Cody

nice im stoked

I bought an Egg and Cress sandwich in M&S today and thought of you Cody 🙏🏼

Completely understand. The thing with last year was we did almost 6 months on the road which, was a great experience but it also limited us in a lot of ways. This year we're only touring in the Fall and it's broken up a bit. We'll have plenty of time to plan ahead and guarantee episodes go up on time.

TMG

It’s awesome that you’re doing 2 eps a week I cannot be more excited however I hope it’s something you guys can stick to and hope it doesn’t become a burden. No shade towards you guys, I love what you guys do but there was like a weird Hiatus last year with the bonus eps and I don’t want the bonus eps to be a burden to you and as a result it upsets us that you’re not keeping your end of the bargain. Again I’m not trying to throw shade or make you feel bad I just hope this new thing you’re trying out isn’t gonna burn you guys out. Love you guys

I can’t believe I’m actually thinking of dropping a grand

Josiah Martin

2 ep a week??? Im a lesbian but dis made me cum thank u kings

The reason that I subscribe to the Patreon is genuinely because i want you guys to be successful and afford to live the kind of lifestyle that allows you to devote your full energy to it ( and not have to get 9/5 jobs). Been a supporter from like day one. I remember when there was only like 4K patreons. Anyway, I will continue to support based on that philosophy. All the perks are just that to me, perks. Exciting changes tho!

Grant Martin

🔥🔥🔥

Someone needs to do the 1000$ PLEASE

FYE

Neel Singh

I’m gonna take out a fucking loan to get my face on that set

Andrew Clark

I’m hype because i love a great bonus episode

Ashleigh

Who's gonna take one for the team and spend $1,000? I'm not, I'm too much of a pussy nor do i have $1,000.

Justin Moore

WORD

TMG fam getting FED

Really funny episode, guys.

Yovanny Ponce

I guess y’all can have $5 more a month ...

katelynnalexa

My moms name is Lisa. We’re from Ohio.... wonderful

wait $1000 or $100? i hope its a typo cuz i’m getting my face framed in ur office for sure if it’s $100

Noel freestyling has probably been the best thing to ever happen.

the spleen is very important lol. you’re thinking of the appendix

Epic

Definitely going for the $50 tier for a week just to get them to say some shit

LETS GO. Love these changes

Jake

Might fuck around and up a tier

Hell yeah baby double the Juice. Bout to make me go to the gym more often

Andrew Gillies

I am cum.

Do you really think imma bout to triple my Patreon money to $15 cause I 100% I’m doing that take it every penny of it

Steven Belsham

cody you need your spleen it's your appendix you don't need, I wouldn't recommend shitting that out

Yeah it always works like tht

I live about 5 miles from Kirkland Washington( the epicenter of COVID-19 in the U.S.) My high school school district is closed and switched to online school for 6 weeks and my college extended spring break and switch all courses to online.

Can you guys do something that isn't Vimeo for the videos? I have never once gotten that shit to work. I have to watch it in the patreon app and it doesn't keep your place and fucks up if you go fullscreen and shit

Jakob West

can’t wait for this sweet sweet content

K

ok if we all put $5 we can get that photo easy

Anya

So can it be an artistic nude self portrait I did of my myself freshmen year of college? AKA 40 pounds ago?

How do we get the discount for merch? Is there a code we will be emailed?

this is lovely!!

very stupid question but does this mean that 50$ gets everything up to the 50 bonus? 10+15 included?

mobina

This made me splooge in a Starbucks

Bout to drop $1000 and see if this is legit

Fuck Yesss I'm going to upgrade my plan!!!!

Kambria Cavazos

Oh shit, this is amazing! It's exciting to see you guys revitalizing the patreon. These tiers have a lot of original content promised, you guys planning for a long quarantine?

KL

Hell yeah, can't wait to make y'all say some weird shit

We 50 now boys

Wow wow wow wow wow!!!!! So exciting

Oh my god i've just seen the weekly bonus episode thing im gonna cum

Hyped for this shit

cool!!! i switched to tiny for that live streamed epi 😌

Katie Riescher

I will definetly be upgrading to the 15 patron subscription soon

Ben

OKAY FINE i upgraded to $10 ugh damn

Kiara McKinney

Oh hell yeah! Just the other day I was thinking about how little bonus content Patrons get. One bone zone a week? Fuckin nuts.

The livestreamed episode will be uploaded as a normal one afterwards or its just for the $10 tier?

man id love to have my face printed ngl

How much for a face tat of one of your fans?

Haha hell yeah who took over your shit for you? Sounds so dope!!!!!! Nice moves guys

Heidi Hartman

How you get the discord thing?

wow kings, nice cocks

Great news guys

garret barber

OH WORD?

Can't wait to have my picture on set

I love you guys