Episode 85 - License To Nut

The bit about copying the buff dude at the Gym sounds like an Instagram comedy video

Seemed like a little harsh intro. Tbh

Drops at midnight your time

It's on Hulu

where’s that song at tho ;(

Id pay money to look through noel’s bookmarked tweets

I received my license to nut today. First time since kindergarten that I graduated at the top of my class.

Grace Jenson

🤔

Gabby Holder

Scrotal Aptitude Test

Must be your internet brother, I talk openly about suki. Aiming for this summer.

TMG

It’s funny how I post a comment about suki and it gets deleted, thanks Noel 👍🏻

Noel? Canceled

Deadvvater

Alright the real post here is how is my bitchass gonna watch love island.... I can’t be subscribing to a British cable provider

Found out my grandpa died while listening to this. Fuck you Cody

"you're nine but you're hot" is not incriminating if you were talking about PewDiePie fans

Fall back name should be TMG:to Many crack cocaine to represent how rock climbers are on crack this is a subtle nod to how Noel loves 9 year olds and crack

Puper App but there’s a squat rack in the bathroom so you can squat 680 in the puper

Race car is a palindrome COLOSSAL DUMBASS not a hyperbole

Thanks for the shout out there eh bud -psycho rock climber chick

Ayla Jacquard

ndjxhbsjxhd yo my university degree is coming in handy !! did you know that birth control actually started to make sure that only ‘elite’ women were having kids. shits called eugenics

Sitting in a plane and I had to pause this shit to stop laughing during the food fight part.

I know right! The shock they approached Nauru with had me confused for a minute, I genuinely thought the rest of the world was well aware of how horrible it was?

its nice getting the podcast early but wow the vimeo player is dog shit

Sunday

I thought there was something on my screen but it was just noel's cheek freckle

do a love island weekly podcast

lads coming through here to the uk for the love island premier i hope

kat

Püper

The toilet truck driver is just standing there waiting for a tip 🤣🤣🤣

Taylor Roe

holy shit,,, this time noel was the one who ended the pod and cody was the one talking bout some random twitter moment... huh

ope. looks like it’s noel’s turn to have a scandal.

My roommate came home to me literally on the floor cackling and screaming "pooper" over and over again when Noel was saying "bathroom 2 u" but y'all got there. Y'all got there. What a fuckin rush that was

Also only knew what a bon bon was because of spongebob didn’t actually know what it consisted of so thanks

Noel’s laugh cures my depression for 15 seconds after his own jokes

Sorry we’re stupid

TMG

noel is a pedophile 😳😳

jack

Cody you’re looking super good my guy

Good lord hearing y'all talk so casually and positively about a topic as controversial as eugenics is fucking hilarious lmao

Ana M

noel be like “and i oop-“

gabydbno

What happened to Gian? Why is all his social media gone?

Sam Hayhurst

Re birth control: the US has and does forcibly sterilize people and take that choice away from them. It’s disgusting and big issue especially among people of color.

Mallory Howard

Yo where the frig is the song duge? Pull up with that shit

So where’s that new song

Kaden severn

My boss's son was on the bachelorette this season he was the first one eliminated lmao

i can’t wait for noelloops to post that out of context bit

I haven’t finished yet and already know this is one of the best episodes in a minute

Erik F

Dumb parents is how the Caylee law was made. Long story short, this lady's daughter went "missing" and she never reported it, which made her look even more guilty on top of everything else she was doing (Caylee was found dead and I think it was in her home, but don't quote me- either way the mom should definitely be in prison whether or not it was her ). Because of her, it's a felony in multiple states if you don't report a missing child. I think the full story is crazier, but atm I can't find the exact video--it's on Stephanie Soo's channel (and as messed up as it is- there are other cases she talks about that's just as fucked up or just confusing). That "mom" was once named , "the most hated woman in America."

2oV

omg cody's doing a voiceover for coolman_coffeedan?? I used to watch him on youtube a long ass time ago when he used to make sketches

Consuelo Ramirez

noel when you wore those pants on stream, i said they were ugly but i take it back. they arent that bad

I think food fight is my favorite recent bits on the pod. CHICKEN TENDIES

garret barber

I was just watching a bonus episode where you guys joked about growing into a radio talk show.

2oV

anyone found that boat tweet? eh eh

Wow Noel the eugenicist, love it

actually *pushing glasses back* paradise hotel is way older than love island

oh shit it's Mason? hell yeah

William Jones

theyre making an american love island, nothings going to be the same w/o the accent

Dude you fucking got me what the fuck cyber bully

noel said, “what the fuck is this” right as i was driving by a redneck garage sale. south mississippi is a wild place 😂

call the show bud mountain and it's all of that plus weed

I'm a fucking idiot. Got pranked so bad

MSG is just a concentrate of seaweed basically, it adds a umami flavor (mushrooms have this flavor also!) From what I understand, when the Chinese immigrated to the US, specifically in NY and created their own cities, white owned news papers as a way to discourage business from these areas would write about how bad MSG was.

"2 buds on a couch" band name, called it

Can't believe you guys didn't know about Nauru. People talk shit about US politics and granted it's bad but as an australian, we are awful

Millie Beswick Wright

This video made me laugh harder than the auto tune one

Unsubscribing because Cody cyber bullied me for believing it was a solo podcast

the start of this killed me

yeah mane I'm from Australia with a mate deported to one of those islands, our politics is fucken whack brush its so dumb and depressing to hear people killing themselves after they heard about the election

Jonah Kennedy

"You're 9 years old, but you're hot as fuck. I'm down ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)" - Noel Miller 2019

can’t believe you had the opportunity to rebrand your rock climbing podcast as “the rock hard podcast” and didn’t go for it

azul

Watching you guys figure out metalanguage is classic

Psst. Cody, Paradise Hotel is way older than Love Island, For example there are fifteen Danish Season of it ;)

The msg myth came from racist white people who were upset that the Chinese restaurants were taking all of their customers

TheMengoMango

Cody I love u but why were u invited to a HF event, also if you end up being invited to fashion week like fuckin Emma chamberlain I’m rioting

Martina Salas

Cody sounding simultaneously 8 & 90 saying "IT'S A CLASSIC TREAT!"

Mike

LMAOO

“there was dudes, younger than me” oh so they were 35-40?

cody, the blue hair, we aint forget.

Thibault Tresca

y’all are a twitter meme now lol

You guys should check out False Planet on YouTube if you like that kind of animation

THANK YOU FOR TALKING ABOUT NAURU. The government is literally getting away with murder it’s so fucked

Christie McKerihan

Bullying. Rock it off

I'm from Australia, you hear about the refugee islands all the time here. I've been to like.. over 10 protests against the detention camps. It's so bad.

Mae Godfrey

Hey Noel, I'm 9 Hmu ;)

Mason

I'm such a fucking dumb idiot..pranked AGAIN

i thought you weren’t gonna post today cuz of the message update earlier but u proved me wrong agains boys ilyew guys & im currently taking dabs while i watch dis before bed

its gonna be on like cbs

there's a US version of love island coming in july i saw an ad for it yesterday

all saints everything, subtle flex

Sabrina Sandy

I've been waiting all week for this.

Blade Hoffman

i’m so hyper rn for this

what a nice way to start the podcast! i got pranked and now its time to kill myself

melanie

Knees = out Juul = 9000nic Height= 5’8 My son = kissed Bullying = cyber

Juan Meza

sir you're nutting here illegally, license and registration please

bro you should have seen my face ive never been that pranked in my life

<3

yeah you do mean it like that tho