Episode 84 - Discussing The Drama

Toronto gang yerrrrr

come to the UK pls g stars

noel never fails to shock me with how much random youtuber drama he knows

yyyggg

Noelle T

CODY WATCH THE MOVIE BEFORE U SUMMARIZE IT ITS SO INSANELY GOOD

Jess

Old testament references it only

Jess

This is deadass the only podcast I can sit through without getting bored or distracted

Iman

Y’all should watch Meru if you liked free solo. It’s another climbing documentary by the same directors.

im literally so happy im a patreon wtf i love you guys

there is one below

Congrats on 3mil cody!!

Nah she's a Scarborough ting

That’s amazing how do you plan on poisoning your husband?

TMG

idk what it is but the recent pods have been unbelievably entertaining like somehow they make it feel like two hours but also five minutes.......peak entertainment

i think he mentioned something about a sister in one of his features on cody’s insanely chill podcast but someone would def have to fact check me on that

Audio Vimeo works now it works now audio audio

Celly

go back and watch the old ones if you didn't on YT (or the exclusives). worth every second.

Bobby Donald

Been a competitive rock climber for 9 yrs now. Can confirm that 97% of climbers live and breathe climbing. There are 2 types: the ones that are fit af and train like crazy and the ones that live in their vans and smoke weed for breakfast. Gotta love the climbing community! Also, this epi was fkn hilarious, love you guys

Ayla Jacquard

I just became a patreon and I immediately know I made the right choice.

2oV

im crying 5 minutes in oh fuck how you gonna do girl defined like that

"hold me down and make me beautiful" is my new sext thanks guys

lmao cody imagine if you copystriked him and got all the revenue for those 50 ads he put LMAOOOOOOOOO

Damn y’all picked up 27k subs and a few more patrons in one week from that Jake Paul shit there really is no such thing as bad press

i kinda stan canada now

Em

damn noel a brampton man? he got punjabi ties?

Navdeep Bassi

Noel didn’t really say his ethnicity just where he’s from. There’s still more debate to be had.

Luke Ansell

finally fucking became a real chodester

the last 5 minutes where you guys complain about your aging should be called the old man hour. jk love u but also felt it so hard when cody was talking about going super hard in the gym then not doing anything, im struggling to find that balance myself right now

Maxine Montany

religious people need to be more like u!! my girlfriends mom cut her off bc of her being gay messing with her religion it sucks man

Maxine Montany

Noel we appreciate u always pushing for that extra 7 mins of podcast at the end

Taylor Coogan

Cody and Noel, y’all don’t even have to give Jake Paul any play, there is a clear consensus that he, Logan, and Lele are terrible 🤣 Cody and Noel are the spokespeople for us thank u guys ❤️😂

Eavanah Tyler

my brain cannot comprehend that noel is canadian and i refuse to accept it

We Canadians are claiming tmg for the Glory of Canada🇨🇦🍁🇨🇦🍁🇨🇦

Is anyone selling tickets to the TMG secret show in LA next week? Looking for 2 tickets and would greatly appreciate it

Jake Paul called Cody hateful because he doesn't understand what it means to NOT be hateful. He's a shitty person.

Noel, I think your girl Sagittarius Shawty is from Brampton.

cody u look so skinny in the mesh top picture, thrive king

I’m a super religious person and when I look at the Bible in full context, it’s clear to me that God created & loves every single human being on earth- gay, straight, etc. There are a few verses which are against homosexuality- which make sense in HISTORICAL context- but there literally are thousands of pages where God explains his love for us. So, it seems like the anti-gay stance is more an opinion of the writers, and not God Himself. Just my two cents

olivia

I read somewhere that the original language was man shall not lie with boy, denouncing pedophilia, but it got lost in translation somewhere along the way and became man shall not lie with man. I might be wrong but it's definitely possible

this video needs more attention https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JoqnA3fW-l4

The way Cody says “hockey” is super Canadian

Carson Antonson

Anyone looking for an in-depth about the faze tfue thing should check out the video a journalist Richard Lewis posted about it on YouTube amazingly detailed

Cody saw Jake Paul and thought Ashton Kutcher was hiding around the corner because no way real life could be so ironic

Yes same here! That was an amazing special.

Jake Paul had to look like a good person real fast after the recent date rape accusations. He didnt realize who he was fuckin with though. I hope Noel roasts him straight down to the spoiled little boy he is inside until he bangs his head on the wall and cries for his daddy

Not to mention the LA Kings have won the Stanley Cup twice in the last 7 years (2012 & 2014)

Bird Dog Smith

Fuck I almost got a noise complaint from my neighbors for that girl defined boyfriends comment 💀💀💀

Mike

Watch on safari or chrome not the patreon app

Vinny Murano

been a patron for a min and genuinely don’t know how to watch the video episodes?? i click the vimeo link and it says the video cannot be found. anyone have this same problem or know how to fix it?

reagan schwartz

I would lay BIG money that the text/dm was from Ethan Klein. People beg for TMG on the once great h3 podcast, and since theres now a way to get Jake Paul involved in it, Im sure Ethans suddenly very interested. Just dont silence Noel while talking about JP for a majority of the time when you guys go!

Branden Arnett

Man y'all are so funny! I love this podcast and am so glad I could finally join patreon to be able to listen to y'all even more! Much love!

Alanna

omg is Noel an only child I need to know

i'm fooking gay makes a return

Sabrina Sandy

i thought noel was gonna say his race smh

hani

Bible Facts that you asked for : God is Good, God Is Great

i'm the same way with working out and being all healthy and shit off and on for like weeks/months at a time...... for me its cuz depression

I can't believe I've been fooled into listening and enjoying a podcast run by two CANADIAN comedians. The American flag in my front yard is quaking SKSKSKSKKSKSKS

Ana M

ok but what ethnicity is noel

Sam Ruppenthal

@noel you should try going to a chiropractor, mine has seriously changed my life

Low key stoked pewdiepie made a video about this drama

Winky Boody

I was wearing my tmg hoodie yesterday and these kids in my school read it started yelling TINY MEAT GANG the entire class and my teacher got up and read and omg I wanted to fucking change my name and move to Toronto with Noel’s family holy fuck

Raptors: win game 5 against Milwaukee Noel: “I’m from Toronto”

Noel's story about his dad in Russia kinda made me think of Bert Kreischer's stand up bit "The Machine"

Been a fan since your guys vine days, watched all your vlogs and that’s cringe, started listening to insanely chill and was so excited when you started TMG. been wanting to become a patreon since you started but was always a college broke girl and needed that $5 a month for my unnecessary caramel macchiato. Today I was bored at work finished watching last weeks episode and could not wait until next week to hear the whole jake paul drama so i decided to just pull the trigger and become a patreon. who would’ve thought i would have gotten so lucky to not only hear about jake paul but also FINALLY LEARN A SECRET TO NOELS HERITAGE!!!!!!!! i’m so hyped this was so worth the $5 and more. love you guys!!! -Jas

You're a cyber bully...gotta stop man!

Noel talked about Tom and Jerry like it was Reddit lol. Also, inb4 Cody gets back to D1 athlete shape

Hamzah

Had me rolling this episode. The Tom and Jerry reference was hilarious. And the bit about tfue and the family kissing shit 😂😂 love you guys

Jessica Stallings

Please add a downloadable mp3.

William

He’s a mad man so probably going somewhere illegal af for a picture

TMG

If you want a good summary of what's going on with the Tfue lawsuit watch the video thescore esports did on it. Great unbiased summary of the whole thing.

Brent Johnson

Not gonna lie this was one of my favorite episodes from u guys. Keep up the good good 🅱️oys

if i could like your comment 15,000 times i would

anybody that finds cody's bits offensive needs to clock out. watch some of frankie boyle's sets for offensive comedy

noel: **dying laughing** cody: what noel: sorry I was thinking about tom and jerry

William Jones

I need some smart ass video editer to zoom in and see who the fuck texted cody​ yall, ima nosey bitch ok

studied religion in college here we go; that verse about man not lying with another man is actually a dig on women. its not wrong to do that because it's gay but because it's not right to treat a fellow man the way you would treat a women (i.e. horribly) the more ya know!

danielle

I’ve read Tommy Caldwell’s book, when he got kidnapped in Uzbekistan he pushed that guy off the mountain but the dude didn’t actually die

Henry

The Mongo DB slander fucking got me good

theory*

Good episode

Finding out where Noel is from has honestly made my whole weekend.

Marissa Myers

Noel you got me laughing my ass off that you got Cody to go in on another topic in the last 5 minutes

I still think he’s like half Filipino but his family living near Brampton might be a hint???

Yo I’m from Brampton, you should reach

You should have put autotune over Noel's laugh

With Cody touching on hockey, here in Tampa Bay the Lightning are a big fucking deal. You wouldn't think it but the hockey games are hype. They shit the bed in playoffs after a record year but that's just Tampa Bay baybeeee

Michael Santos

Thats racist. And brampton-ist. Noel is clearly the other kind of asian

u have family in brampton?? ur most definitely brown

On the religion thing, I firmly believe that you can be both gay and a Christian. Because I am a bisexual man and still believe in God, and still believe Jesus died for me. It’s a crazy world.

BITCH SPILLED THE MOTHERFUCKING TEA 🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦

Marc Maravillas

OMG! I’m so happy to hear Noel is also Canadian!

noels dad be the craziest motherfucker

I wonder what Noel's dad was doing because they checked passports that attentively only if you were going to closed areas of Russia

Really good episode this week bois

Carter

So is Noel a dual citizen due to Canada’s policy of birthright citizenship??

Kell

Brampton

About the Bible thing.... Leviticus 18:6,“You shall not lie with a male as one lies with a female.” People have argued it’s meaning for a while. I interpret it as “2 Dudes shouldn’t do cowgirl.” Lol

Just became a member to follow y'all's podcast! Love y'all both!

Heard y’all were giving away free merch... I mean shiiiiiit, HMU kings

Oliver Downes

noel what is 50 hundred k ?

gabydbno

This was one of the funniest episodes in a minute, shit was a movie dog

Just__Jonathan

y’all just prospering from this kings

At the beginning, about the ozone layer being destroyed freaked me out for a split second cuz a plane flew over my house and it sounded like ww3 finally was happening. Fuck

That opening bit has me feeling attacked goddamn.

hahahah 127hours shit

Jonah Kennedy

noel my canadian king omggg

okay but like how are y'all gonna come to miwaukee if fuckin Toronto beats the bucks to the NBA championship... mm

funniest ep in a while lmaooo

also super excited to see y’all on jun 4th!!!

so uh daughter of a pastor here lmao the verses most often used to say homosexuality is a sin is from Leviticus (sodom & Gomorrah) but they’re taken completely out of context. Like you guys said they were “sinners” in a million different ways and the homosexuality bit isn’t really the bit being addressed. Same with the other verses but they’ve taken it out of context to be something that they can hate on (when there’s a million different things wrong with themselves they should be trying to fix (i.e., racism or trying to tell other women what to do with their bodies)) but yeah they did the same thing with divorcees back in like the 80’s or whatever

Who tf y’all texting? Collab with Andy Milonakis? Or the other great Canadian, Tom Green?

Aaron Reyes

I can't be the only one who would pay and give so much to see them do a locals only music tour or just a music tour in general. That would literally be soooooo sick and fun.

Rachel Wallis

I think the alternative case that hasn't really been openly considered is that JP is extremely butt hurt by all the videos.

binarySearchThisIDCK

I think in the bibles original language it says something about men laying with one another but when it got translated into english they translated it into literally "man should not lay with another man" and people took it saying being gay is a sin, when the original scripture was meant to be interpreted as man should not lay with children. thats what I have learned and read at least

That text probably lil dicky wanting to collab with our Bois

Hmmmm and we can't see Cody's hair...🤔

LMAO i feel triggered about the data scientist dropping tables comment

binarySearchThisIDCK

Wait are they talking about Alex Honnold or did I miss something?

Benjamin Lantz

Me: *went to a catholic high school and learned theology every year* A lot of my teachers were okay with "gay identity" and acknowledged it as something unpreventable, but they didn't like "gay acts." So kissing, sex, etc was a big no no because they think it's adultery. The only direct reference to homosexuals in the bible is the story of Sodom and Gomorrah. But those guys were rapists first, homosexuals last. Many religious people group those terms together and that's their main argument. Aaaaaaand this is why I'm an atheist

The greatest plot twist of 2019 so far. Noel was Canadian all along.

who tf wrote the description. stop lurking stan twt smh

Jen

Just realized it’s 1:17. That’s 17 bonus minutes to me!

Benjamin Lantz

short canadian kings!!!

Robert

HOLY FUCK NOLE IS CANADIAN.

Fergus O'Leary

Ok but I feel like extremely religious people are just very deeply closeted

Lolol we all at the same parts it’s a whole community listen😂😂

Benjamin Lantz

BRUHHHH. Dude legit just all of a sudden, that’s dope AF.

Benjamin Lantz

NOEL IS CANADIAN TOO

Connor

OMFG ARE YALL ABOUT TO TELL US WHERE NOEL IS FROM????

Benjamin Lantz

Four minutes in and y’all going to hell

Aaron Reyes

Said person refering to Cody as "a little back end tech developer" is why his "little back end editor" snapped, just a theroy

im pretty sure the new pope said theyre cool with gays but some die hards arent down with it. you can be gay and catholic you just cant marry in a catholic church

John Rzucidlo

I'm crying laughing already

kyra

No worries!! 💞

KJ

you guys really posted this as SOON as I was going to sleep so I guess I’m not getting sleep tonight lmao let’s go

Just got this video at the end of one of the shittiest days of my life. I just want you guys to know that even though you might think you just talk about random shit, it's enough to change my day for the better, and I'm sure others can agree. I really appreciate What you guys do and Yall should know you're doing more than just talking into a mic for some silly goose times, you're helping improve people's lives when they might really need it.

You were so helpful and right kailey! Thank you thank you I thank you!!! 🌺😭❤️❤️❤️

Shelby Schulze

Geeezus....😂😂 The Girl Defined Husband😂😂 Lololol👍🤭😂

Benjamin Lantz

Supporting my favorite cyber bullies!

Thank you very very much kailey I will try that!

Shelby Schulze

Open Patreon on safari instead of in the app. I wish someone would fix this issue

KJ

Cody if you don't have a full ass drink next time I see you I'm flying out to Venice and force feeding you liquid

2 minutes in and it's already sugar gay

Oh shit I just nutted everywhere when I saw there was a new pod

i never clicked something so fast in my life

kayla boyd

Is there anyway to watch these? I always get redirected to a broken link?

Shelby Schulze

whats the tea sis

Alexandra Brieger

just stopped a different episode to immediately play this one