Episode 78 - Put It In Your F*cking Face

OH MY GOD I WAS LAUGHING SO HARD BECAUSE THE GIRL THAT SHOWED THE 8TH GRADE YEARBOOK PHOTO WAS MY SISTER AT THE PORTLAND SHOW

The double words comes from hahadavis

Jay

this entire episode had me fucking dying

Em

I’ll be buying some Milwaukee tickets in May when I get money!!

Noel trying to learn, read more, better himself. Thats great. Maybe Tai can let you into his garage to bum a few books, just don't touch the lambo. I mean he likes books more than a privet jet so... must be something good about 'em

this episode is so fucking funny

I dm’d your insta Cody for a hilarious derf story! Check it out!!

i once roleplayed as a suburban white dad and my girl played a piece of steak i was gonna barbeque.

nah bro Cody is right about the caffeine we learned about it in my bio-pyschology class last week and my professor recommended the book he is reading for us to read over break. I mean he basically quoted the book and statistics perfectly. so fyi, chill fam

Makayla Brown

Hey fyi, it takes roughly 5 half-lives for a drug to leave your system. Now I'm going to find a podcast with COMPETENT medical professionals, excuse me...

Chris H

this is the best porn noises story lol

i can't remember which episode it was but y'all made fucking porn noises as I was pulling up to the gate of a military base and i got stuck handing the MP my ID as soon as the noises started so there was nothing I could quickly do without seeming super sus...so thanks for that experience

there should be a reward goal where Cody and Noel fight in an octagon. IF that ever happens I got my money on Noel, Cody is too old to fight

The Vimeo never works for me

Hey what was the joke Cody bleeped our in the orgasm video?

Harry Flax

I'm glad y'all are Trader Joe's stans as well

come to Vancouver pussies

Nvm

Is there a vid?

teachers and schools that make those types of videos are so cringey but this year in my psych 101 class my professor opened the class by asking with us if we had any "life updates" and when none of us answered he then told us, in graphic detail, the story of his newborn baby's vasectomy. and you know what i'd rather bust down to some SAT tests thotiana

Sheg my mouth

Chris Carvajal

oh me oh my

durf down thotiana

Rachel Wallis

Roast me all you want just don’t dox me

Or patreon dm

Check your Twitter dm from me if you want a crazzzy durfing story

Noel, shitting the day after drinking is a thing its called having the 'DADS' (Day After Drinking Shits) and its all too real

I need to stop listening to yall in public. Walking around Walmart with a goofy ass smile on my face, looking like I'm laughing at voices in my head.

DarkNebula

I'm about half way through this episode and I just wanted to comment on the chaotic energy of this episode like y'all have me ROLLING

Delaney O'Neil

I just had one of the worst birthdays ever but y’all never fail to make me laugh thank u for making me happy when I was super fucking sad ❤️

Molly

a girl i was with a while back wanted me to do like, schoolgirl roleplay with her (she went to a private high school) so she came out in her uniform to try and tease me... in khaki jeans.

oh so Cody is smart smart

Roast my name.

my stomach feels messed up too the next day, if I get no sleep/lack of sleep. But I don't drink alcohol though.

Hamzah

anyone know what book cody is talking about? seems interesting

How you gonna say "video is key to this one" and not just edit the videos into the podcast ffs bois

Please just cum in my ass already.

noel is really gonna be preforming his english accent all throughout europe huh

Sabrina Sandy

AAHAHAHAH

the petty arguments with my boyfriend when cooking....I felt that one noel

Sofia

gonna ask my boyfriend if we can role play, i wanna be cody and i want him to be noel

the "okurr" part, I can't stop crying

calling women chicks or females is big incel energy

you guys should’ve done a pod with the tour crew

Navdeep Bassi

if you have an adblocker turned on that might be blocking it, I set mine to turn off whenever I'm on patreon

William Jones

I love you bitches sm

i haven't laughed that hard at a bit since squatting 680

I hope they hire you just for the sheer chaos of making this comment right after one about your ex girlfriend's ddlg fetish.

KL

What a creative way to lead a job inquiry lmfao

oh so this video was LATE LATE

Oscar White

It's a problem with the app only, if you open up Patreon web you'll be able to view the videos on mobile.

KL

Ah damn, thanks

It won’t work on your phone

Rachel Richardson

I can never access the videos

REFERENCES in the playback! you are truly gods among men.

KL

Also pls respond to my email. I’m out of a job in May and I can do Jamie podcast shit

Aaron Reyes

Last (and tbh first) girl I was with was really into the Daddy/Baby play. Kinda dope, kinda gross.

Aaron Reyes

i love when noel is referring to something they talked about earlier and cody just makes that face like he doesn't know what the fuck noel is talking about for a solid 10 seconds

K

drinking game: take a shot every time noel says "goddammit dude"

all I got out of this is Cody has his twitter on day mode....

kyra

The number of times Noel said "flick your bean" in this should be illegal

Lauren

thank you tiny boys we love you

Still have seen that fuckin deer tho

Idk if I’m just an idiot but nearly none of their Vimeo links work for me :(

i'm so used to giving and now i get to receive

Jen

The videos never open

thank you

Now the answer to "Jamie can you pull that up?" is yes. Nice.

polyglitch

REVOLUTIONARY

thank you Cody and noel you angels

The gods have gifted us

Have a good time in Amsterdam Noel!! Celebrate that 1 milly flippin subs on Youtube baby

Fuck the Uk

Colin McClelland