Episode 72 - U Wana Ride My Ass?!

I'm with you dude, I pretty much never feel like myself anymore. I'm a student and I pretty much failed this whole semester because it was affecting my focus and critical cognition so bad. Trying to get my shit together and take care of my mental health but it's hard to reinvent the wheel all at once

this would actually be the funniest shit

Marlo Sausville

Glad I'm not the only one, literally had what Noel is talking about happen to me the day before I watched this

Ain’t the ceo or some exec got exposed for know OxyContin was addictive and the still sold it like it wasn’t?

Nick

You guys should totally collab with Joe Santagato & Danny LoPriore on The Basement Yard when you guys are in NYC in April

watch the umbrella academy and talk about it please

yeah but that's all you got

TMG

noel the weed thing literally has started happening with me and it SUCKS i hate it so much i thought it was the only one. it's such a fucking weird and awful feeling

Green Book is trash because it watered down the actual terrible shit that happened to black people in those areas, and how they centered the story around the white bodyguard being a hero, instead of the hardships the actual pianist had to face traveling to areas predominantly white and racist during the Jim Crow Era.

Iman

she really was 13 at the beginning of the show lmfaooo

I remember y’alls first show in Phoenix. you asked us what we like about our city and one dude said the roads, and y’all roasted the fuck out of us for enjoying our roads. My oh my how the tables have turned

Noel is literally me with weed, having bad highs trigger anxiety and shit, say im gonna stop and then keep on smoking lol

The actress playing Marcia was 13 when the show aired, and 18 when the show ended. Damn Cody is fucked up lol

Damiën Smidt

lol god damn it

TMG

bruh somebody gotta keep track of time

TMG

Marcia Brady was 12 at the beginning of the show and 18 at the end.

Gabriel Curnutt

I was on Apple Music and a dude made a remix of your feel the bass bit it was called feel the bass ft tiny meat gang by top knot

Bro Cody always the one trying to end the podcast and Noel wants to keep going. Literally every episode lol. Let my man keep talking

his instagram is @itsbobbybiiiiiitch

its literally my teammates grandpa

PAINT YOGURT GUY

MY TEAMMATE'S GRANDPA IS THAT GRANDPA

DUDE

to be fair i loved green book (other than the obvious "white man saves black man in every situation so he's the obvious hero" until i learned that they didn't even talk to dr shirley's family or take their wishes into consideration.

When this episode goes public Cody is going to get his head bitten off for liking Green Book lmao

So the Green Book thing wasn't a bit...? Aight.

About Noel's weed thing...I experienced something similar when I was like 15. Didnt smoke for like 6 months cause it freaked me out so much

this set up makes it look like you're in a box

i thought cody liking green book was a bit but then he went on and oh he was serious

ayesha

All the depersonalization stuff made me realize that not everybody goes through that type of shit every day completely sober. Like it’s a daily struggle for me to get out of bed and focus on what I need to do that day and I just have completely forgotten that. It’s hitting me like a ton of bricks right now that y’all really out here functioning normally for the most part besides anxiety and depression and things like that. I probably sound so high right now but I swear to god it’s so crazy for me to comprehend that people just like function normally without just disassociating for hours daily.

cody missed all the "green book is color-blind/voted for obama" memes

Yeah true he can gracefully aim his piss at anyone he chooses

TMG

the weed-induced problem sounds like depersonalization/derealization.... it freaked me out so bad i snitched on myself to my therapist, and apparently weed combined with Literally Anything Bad (anxiety/stress/ptsd) can cause it..but especially if it happens to be extra heightened at that moment so maybe just getting back from tour and the unwinding from that caused your episode

agree !! the DSM-V label is “depersonalization-derealization” (which is sometimes abbreviated as DPDR)

LA traffic am I right

Brian

Cody's dressed like his dad owns a deforestation company.

Aydan

i went to a pub in london a few weeks ago with a group of my friends from school and a guy came up to us and asked us if any of us wanted to go outside with him and 'do a line off the bin' and he specified crack so like that was fun

noel is tired of cody's white boy tude today

blurred lines by robin thicke is the biggest indication that he’s a weirdo lmao those lyrics are a big big yikes

Gotta agree with Cody on this one, i think a man pissing in public is more graceful

lets talk about how noel literally has 69 million pairs of vans

do they recycle the pizza pls tell us

god i love reading the comments on tmg posts. soo thank you to tmg for the fantastic content but also, big thanks to their fans for being absolutely wild... one girl went from talking about someone having their dad shot in front of them to complaining about her job where she had to wear a mouse costume from when she was 18. another girl just posted that she fucks to the podcast and appreciates the porn noises... lmafoo WILD.

Do the coffee table book

the reason the roads are bigger in texas, is because youre allowed to use the shoulder as a right turn lane

justin bromstien

Regarding the one episode when Noel mentioned someone putting on the podcast while they were having sex. Me and my friend with beniefits do that. None of his rommates know we're banging so we put on podcast while were doing it so that there is something in the background :P I dont mind the sex noises u guys make tbh, fine with me

Emilia Wlosek

that happened to me with weed too, just felt out of my body and crazy but the thought that got me out of it was the fact that i realized that i don't feel right means i'm not actually going to go crazy, because I think people who go crazy don't realize they're going crazy. Those thoughts never last too long, and never happen when I'm not high lol

Vince Palamara

it sounds like driving miss daisy but the races are swapped

William Jones

*Green Bugg

William Jones

where is.. the tour merch

sawyer

Ya Noel I can second the Depersonalization/Derealization comment. Im 18 and this happened to me a year and a half ago but can be cured with nutritional balancing and I’m doing that rn and feeling better. U should check it out if it ever gets worse!

I love Cody he’s still an ally, but it makes...too much sense that he loves Green Book lol

Spencer Neblett

I stopped smoking weed because I suddenly would start having GIANT panic attacks that would last for 6+ hours or until I got so overwhelmed that I would pass out. This happened 4 times until I decided to never smoke again

Martina Salas

noel dont keep doing weed if you feel "disconnected". that dissociating feeling legit only gets worse the more u do it so pls nole get off it

Angelique

my friend had the same experience with weed. Made her feel really off and out of body to the point where she flushed like 5 g down the toilet so you’re not alone

Millie Beswick Wright

Noel you could be experiencing depersonalisation! Look it up it’s quite scary but super normal.

Vivi

Also, I used to work at Chuck E. Cheese. Like, when I was 18. If you're a cashier...they make you be the mouse. They make you wear that fucking thing. And they never wash it. They just spray it with Axe until the store orders a new one. Long story short, I equate the word "suicide" with the smell of axe body spray and also really shitty pizza.

Ohhh, it happens. A girl I went to middle school lost her father that way. Made the guy pull over to make a whole big show about him cutting him off and then the dude shot him dead right in front of his daughter.

as a future social worker i could go the fuck OFF about the opiate epidemic, shit's a mess

the kelly bundy bit had me dying laughing i dont even kno why

Peter

1. this made working 6 hours in a 115 degree drive thru worth it and 2. the tour march is not there

can u relax my guy

where them pr interviews at tho

lolllllllllll at cody liking that trash ass white saviour film! the controversy was that dr don shirley's (the black guy) family said that the story isn't true and the white guy wrote it to just glorify himself... i have to laugh

sawyer

don't worry marcia was the older sister cody so you're good

Selena Cox

lmfaoooo cody not enabling highways on google maps

Thibault Tresca

@ Noel you should google dissociative episodes related to cannabis; it’s weirdly common w anxiety

Do your shoes not fucking tie ? It's killing me

The Green Book 2 staring Cody Ko and Noel Miller

I needed this today holy shit

No knees AND puke-green pants? One is bad enough, both in combo...I'm going to be recovering from this all fuckin week, Cody. Thanks for nothing.

KL

Noel when are you gonna start doing Cameos again i need to give u my $

lmaoooo same

I’ve had the worst day/week. Really happy to get this notification

i can watch 40 minutes of this but after that it's jobro hours yfm

My insomniac ass feeling blessed to have company tonight #yaas

Hunter Collier

Aw boys I thought you’d never as(s)k ☺️

Yes

Fug yeh

hell yeah

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