Episode 69 - The Horniest One Yet

None of the video links are working for me

yes please

David Jimenez

The gamer "movement" they were talking about has BEEN happening. Have you never heard of GamerGate??

Marlo Sausville

Listen I know I said people were judging me for the porn noises at the gym during the Tampa show but bring it back the podcast feels wrong without it

Honestly never thought I’d ever pay random people that I don’t know for content but here I am, I mean when you stan you stan 🤷🏼‍♀️ also never thought I’d buy dumb ass merch from youtubers or secretly hope my boyfriend buys me tickets to the Wisco show for vday but I for some reason just really wanna support y’all in any small way. Thanks for the laughs!

i agree bring them back

i actually miss the porn noises. yall should do it more often.

i just went to your guys’ tampa show and y’all roasted me during it and i’m dead i loved the show thou, i couldn’t afford to get VIP next time, but if y’all come back to Tampa one day i’m copping that shit, anyway loved the show thank u guys

Anna Wojnar

Sorry man It’s gona take some time. Our agents are finding a venue and making sure the ticket transfer is gona be solid. Well let you know as soon as we know

TMG

I am truly sad. I got my paycheck today and felt like I was gonna treat my self for valentines and buy your merch. Specifically the pink hoodie. But my hopes and dreams were shattered as I discovered it was no longer in stock. You guys must restock or I will - you don’t want to know

Been looking everywhere and I can't seem to find if they have said when the NYC show would be rescheduled. Other than the tweet saying it was canceled its been radio silence.

How are ya'll gonna have a whole segment about getting fat injected in your dick and not even 1 Keep Ya Dick Fat reference? I kept waiting for it and it never came.

skiewalkerr

Also, @polyiris_x on IG☺️

The thing about Jonahs penis in davids vlog is real. Its been around for awhile. Jonahs BEEN known for his small dick 😂😂

P.S. all jokes aside, I love you guys so SO much, I’ve been in full support since ur vine days. You’re so amazing and so talented and I’m so happy and proud to be a fan + patron. Please keep doing what you’re doing bc you’re making this world a better place with your talent... I’m gonna be on your podcast one day just wAIT.💟

Hi, just got back from your positively lit af show. I wasn’t the one who you said had crazy eyes (btw thanks for proving all my exes right, Noel) I totally fucking forgot to put my IG on that goddamn mix CD. If you wanna tell me what you think of the songs (which btw you should bc that cd will change ur life ur welcome in advance) it’s @autumn_finny pls love me.

Please bring the porn noises back

That one song is called bisexual problems if ya wanna check it out. It’s a slapper.

Cher 💜

Lmao @ y’alls thoughts on women watching porn. Truly have no idea that women watch porn regularly ajsjjdjskajna

Iver

Did not see the end of that coming, volume blasting in the car, fuck you giys

Trainwrecks is a mess. He never knows what he's talking about, it's amazing really. I'm just waiting for him to get Breadpilled by Hasan and Destiny. But you're right, at least he's maybe starting to hate women a little less. Maybe.

Hallie [HalPal]

Seeing y'all talk about twitch and TrainwrecksTV had me dead. Noel was right though, there are some angry incels on twitch who get angry at female streamers for literally getting up and walking away. About Trainwrecks tho he's gotten a lot better, especially to the point where he is a lot less incel than before. The incel community on twitch was going away and shutting up but recently they've gained some inspiration and have been more active.

Ammar

please do more LA shows I promise tons of people will come

Nice.

Kevin Olsson

bobandy

David Scalia

69 hell yeah

Jark

Noel not having respect for the greatest of all time hurts my feelings

Jess

Who were the kiwi's that flew out? I wish i'd done the same!

wade should for sure be gay but at least bi and should date aldis in the next season. that would be dope and the representation we need.

Any word on a date for the rescheduled NY show?

Delaney O'Neil

Fuck you guys my mom could here everything at the end

The boys have never seen 1 man 1 jar smfh

Internet Tourist Guide

yo I'm on the quiz bowl team in my high school (because I hate being cool) and we were at the state competition and our game was tied... we were really in overtime in quiz bowl... but the tiebreaker question was about people cutting they Nike symbols off and I got it right and won the game for my team... I didn't have the heart to tell anyone it was because I've listened to the episode you guys talked about it in 3 times... we got 4th place in state thanks to the meat guys....

www.teriyakidadpuss.com is the shocker site we need

www.swollenunderbelly.net needs claimed

i for sure thought that something was gonna happen between wade and his roommate

Angelica

“girls throw on porn to be quirky” is yalls coldest take yet

and then the final episode 666

Ana M

listenning to noel and cody talk about sex is like listening to my parents talk about sex. yuck.

kiddo

Yall gotta listen to Gay Hip Hop like Dicko Mode or Cummo. Its so fuckin funny

Alex Bennett

Rah no jk all the Mormons where I live in the uk are fkn pyschopaths, and they’re all into voyuerism man

Caoimhe Griffin

Mormons love basketball so much they literally have a basketball court in the middle of all of their churches

“Mormon castle” lmao

It's funny that Noel brings up Mormons, there's like a huge Mormon castle or some shit somewhere in around there in Maryland lmao

Chris Carvajal

someone drop a goatse link

Next time you guys should react to some shockers like you did with the prolapse video (on the pod)

drop the spotify link to what ur uber driver was listening to.... im tryna hear sumn 😤

yeah but it's not kids in a sandbox

TMG

/r/gamingcirclejerk makes fun of the gamer culture warriors a lot. Shit's mad funny

BigTiddyMarx

no shocker porn clips? what about those anal prolapse vids you sickos love

Lucia Espineira

Didn’t talk about the Minneapolis show but you ain’t hear any of us complain sis🍵

Nolan Gustafson

*noel saying some deep shit* cody: oh yeaaaaaah bro

Y’all are mean af for that ending lmao

ram ranch grant mcdonald

Miller/Ko 2020 - Make Shocker Porn Great Again

Neil Moultrie

Is the food vlog coming?

Bros, I was with those girls when they asked you about the "Burning" allegory. The one with the idea was Shelbie and she just started crying when we told her that she made it onto the pod. Y'all don't know how much that meant to her.

Benjamin Ashe

Theres hella comiedians that do shows in various cities by doing like one show every weekend. Easier than a tour cause you only have to do one show at a time.

Jack Perdue

If you go on 4chans video game board it is almost exclusively gamers fighting to keep old gamer culture pure. All they do though is harass women on twitter

cn_monoxide

Cody why tf are you talking shit about meatloaf😫😫

RiverGaba

wait like "scott the woz" scott the woz, like YouTuber???

Sabrina Sandy

Same here, I had just fallen asleep and that woke me tf up

u know who showed me cake farts. my ex boyfriend. scottthewoz

Maya Szymanski

oh my god i am crine

TMG

Noel you joked about mormons keeping stats but on God they do. I used to be mormon, grew up mormon but recently left it. I was a missionary for 2 years, they keep stats on how many people they baptize, lessons they teach, people they bring to church, referrals they get from other people, and a bunch of other stuff I still have some of the books somewhere in my house where i had to keep those stats and i can confirm they love basketball, i played streetball all the time when I was on my mission in Texas.

Jared

Milk & Melatonies

Aydan

SUKI tho?

Philly was fucking sick thanks for a great show you guys killed it

Natalie Fiorentine

When Jason was getting his penis enlarged in david's vlogs b4 all i could think about was noels video on his gaming channel lmao

Naya Weiler

You guys killed the STL show sorry the audience was spazzing the fuck out trying to fuck Cody

William Miller

Scared the living shit out of me at the very end bruh...

This is the rapper they were talking about - <a href="https://twitter.com/islandboydelli" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">https://twitter.com/islandboydelli</a>

Korin Roehm

damn ya’ll really called me out about the st. louis comment last episode 😂😂😂

This episode was funny as hell! It doesn't matter where you do these, you can feel confident

Santeri Peltomäki

or it might be a shock pron link, who knows

Hamzah

check out basketball-reference.com as inspiration for the Mormon stat tracker sketch lol. There's hella categories you can make a spoof of

Hamzah

Nice.

Nice.

Avery Morgan

You should properly roast ninja when you do the next bonus episode

Fergus O'Leary

Y’all asking for links, and watch someone put a virus on y’all shit

In all honesty if I’m not enjoying a show I just leave. I think you guys just overthink everything too much.

finally the bi representation we've been looking for

Em

I have 2 extra tickets to the sold out show for 2/21 in LA. Hit me up if anyone is interested

B_money

y'all didn't even make a joke about Jonah.....having.....the tiniest meat

Ashlee Parra

alright first of all, cody stop coughing into ur hand and on the mic u sick fuck. second, I WAS SO STOKED ABOUT NO PORN NOISES AND THEN

hey cody and noel, I was wondering if you guys will be posting the rest of the tour vlogs from each week?

you listing the websites that went viral for weird shit like 1 man 1 jar reminds me of this website that went viral like 10 years ago called "putrid sex . com" or something and it was a really dark video of a shemale fucking a freshly decapitated cow head... *clicks tongue* NICE

Thibault Tresca

can’t wait til episode 420

gabydbno

If you still listen to TMG thinking its SFW, you are the real sucker here.

Thenotsobasicbitch

I’ve learned very quickly this is a strictly headphones only podcast and this is absolutely no exception

the patreon app cant play embedded videos so you have to use whatever browser your phone has

Consuelo Ramirez

why don’t the fucking videos ever work on mobile what the fuck

NormanAtomic

gonna have my finger on the mute button for this one