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Episode 67 - Casting Couch Etiquette

Fresh off the Denver show, sorry this episode is so short. We've been doing 10-12 hour bus trips. The upcoming episodes will be longer since we'll be on the east coast.

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This is the funniest episode so far, fuck I laughed so hard. Durf bit is my fav

Ayla Jacquard

Also super glad you guys know what soaking is because I was gonna bring it up at the show but I didn’t want to explain it 😂

Literally durfed at every “NYE church dance” when I was a Mormon lmao

you guys should come to athens, so many of us here love y’all!!!

I created a monster

The fact that durfing is a real thing omfg

I'm just saying okay, look I've been an athlete, competitive athlete, or I was one, for 12 years, right? since I was 10 years old. National level, I won nationals one time. I went to- I qualified for one olympic trials, I came like 8th. In olympic trials. Went to, or, qualified for the 2012 ones, too. Didn't go, but qualified for them. Was a D1collegiate athlete for 4 years I've done every type of lifting there is. Olympic lifting, powerlifting, everything. And everything in-between. And then I've done 2 marathons, and done 4-5 half marathons. YOU DON'T THINK I KNOW WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT WHEN IT COMES TO FITNESS? YOU DON'T THINK I KNOW WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT? WHY? BECAUSE I'VE NEVER DONE "STRONG LIFTS"? like amanda I feel like.. I don't know what your, maybe you, maybe you study in school..I'll, I'll, I'll admit that I don't know the science behind this shit. I don't know the science BUT I'VE DONE THIS SHIT FOR YEARS AND YEARS! MY DAD IS ONE OF THE MOST FIT PEOPLE ON THE FUCKING PLANET! HE'S DONE LIKE 50 ULTRA MARATHONS, INCLUDING THIS ONE COMING UP THATS 150 MILES IN, IN THE FUCKING ANTARCTICA! IN AR- IN SOMEHWERE. ALASKA! THATS WHERE IT IS NOT ANTARTICA. IN ALASKA! IT'S COLD AS FUCK. 150 FUCKING MILES. THIS DUDE HAS A WORLD RECORD! but he doesn't know what he's talking about, exactly... with all due respect, you don't know what your talking about. just, just, years. years and years of just fucking.....ya. ya. mhmm.

Man listening to how fun your tour sounds makes me feel sad to be stuck in the UK. I really hope you come and do a show here in the future <3

Keep talking about the stops!! It’s super fun to hear what it’s like on your guys’ end :)

I was right behind the girl who made the camo joke in Denver! You guys were awesome!!! I hope you guys do more live shows in the future! ❤️

Bussey is acceptable as well

Ali clapier

It ABSOLUTELY is Boy-see

Ali clapier

I definitely agree, PornHub is ahead of it's time, and their VR porn? 👌 fuego 10/10 would recommend at least once

Anthony Michalski

dope show in Lawrence thank you for new boot goofin’ with us. best 1.5 hours of my life

Natalie Cooper

i have never been derfed so dont you dare call me serf and derf

Aye Denver show was hilarious start to finish, I felt like the crowd was a bit impatient and y’all did great managing the annoying brads and chads and the drunks lmaooo

Ashur Lockrem

I know you guys are in Minnesota today, thought I'd apologize for how cold it is right now. A lot of schools are cancelled today so this isn't normal everyday weather. At some point in the future you gotta hit Minny in the summer. We have the best summers.

Sam Hayhurst

you guys were fuckn LIT in STL !!!! THANK YOU TMG <3

How was the show?

It was so great to see you in Denver! Love you guys so much!

Hey the Denver show was great. I’m not sure what jokes we missed out on but you had us laughing the whole time. Thank you.

I really like hearing about the tour and all of the stops, keep up the good work boys

Aaron Cooperman

I was at the Denver show and y’all were amazing!! Thanks for meeting us after the show bc we were dumb and missed the meet and greet. Just became a patron to support u short kings 👆🏽😌👆🏽

Meeting you two short kings tomorrow 💦😩😜🤤

Nolan Gustafson

These mans actually went to boise, idaho but couldn't go to toronto LOL. Im salty.

Cary Thomas

touring is rough and I love any crumbs of content from my short kings 💕

Fiona

btw cody i was the one with the secret picture of you in a speedo

i met you tonight in st louis you were fucking incredible i had such a great time thank you so much

this made me relive the denver show. thank you for that

Consuelo Ramirez

That being said the show was great. Loved it Cody and Noel, except for the fact that you both look two inches taller than me because you stood on your toes.

Austin Barish

I was at the denver show and met you guys!! you were amazing and i loved all the jokes

As someone who went to the Denver show, please don't be one of the people trying to get their attention the whole show. There was a girl in the front who ruined it for everyone around her.

Austin Barish

no stress

grace guerra

i got called out for not being a patron in lawrence so i became a patron.

i was just wondering when you guys would post!!!!!!


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