Episode 55 - Lil Pump Stole My Girl

not yall predicting the hype house💀

Zana Scott

What if Sagittarius shawty was on love island?

I got pulled over by a cop on a motorcycle behind me at a red light cause he thought I was watching porn while driving💀💀💀

I only listen to TMG at work and sometimes my CEO or management will come in to talk to me about something and I have to hurry and make sure Tiny Meat Gang is no where to be seen on my screen. My boss definitely saw when I was listening to Double Dick X Man and I had to awkwardly laugh it off. Thank you guys.

Look if I'm gonna let these men kiss my babies I need to know they brush their teeth and ass 3 times a day

Henry Turner

cody please brush your teeth when you come to NY

Daniel Greene

Uhm, Dallas needs more tickets! I'd love to come see you guys!

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Xravis

PLEASE ADD AN LA SHOW PLEASE PLEASE

Emily Zemanek

Anyone else getting s vimeo error? I can’t watch any of the videos

MangoMakaveli

PLEASE ADD VIP TO DALLAS!!! I’m trying to surprise my best friend for xmas and we love y’all. I already got GA but she (/we) would fuggin die if we got vip and we met y’all. Idk if y’all are adding vip or just ga but help a meat baguette out plz I’ll bring chick fil a

Hail yea

Hello im new :)

Congrats on the sold out tour! Also I don't really know why Noel doesn't wanna talk about Fortnite when that's part of what he makes his living out of lmao.

Ivan Lopez

PLS MORE TICKETS IN TAMPA

Gabe Oleinik

Anyway huge fan of you both since Vine and rly sad that Detroit sold out :( who is reselling tickets

umama

I just started patron and I needed to tell y'all that you absolutely obliterated my humor. I can't make any jokes without taking it too far now. I work in an office. I can't even talk to Alan about his new baby. I have to ask him if I can kiss it. I have to make fun of their name

umama

Brother this comment is amazing. We appreciate you

TMG

Hey Cody and Noel, love you guys. I’m from China and listening to you guys in Australia, that World of Warcraft mining conversation remembers me when E-sports are not that popular and no money was invest into finding pro players, we have some really small internet cafe that 30-50 dudes just live there and try to be the top player and get drafted, never thought of that as mining, that’s very well put. Also, I hate tiktok as well, the Chinese version of tiktok has already been reformed by the government once, which means less promote for 18 years old plastic surgery boys and girls lip singing, and less promote for rich kid showing supercars. The reason the government is doing that is because some 16-year-old kid or younger want to drop out school to do this and think they will get famous. So Chinese version of tiktok gets fucked over, user base drop down because you can’t really see “beautiful” girls doing lip singing for 7 seconds. So, they try to move their business overseas, and there you go Cody, tiktok tries to fuck you over. fucking hate them. Anyways, keep up the porn noise, I normally listening to you guys around 11pm-12pm with my speakers, my roommate hates it, one time he run in to my room to tell me watch porn with my headphones on but all he sees is two man talking to each other, he got really confused, so I goes: whatsup, weird wet dream?. Yea, I am sure this long essay is not as Interesting as that whatever her name is girl sucking 10 dicks at the same time, but English is hard and love you guys, and keep doing this podcast for 10 more years.

I feel like their feet are barely touching the floor

Henry Turner

Yo Dallas all sold out the fug?

Keiron medrano

The camboy speculation was a lil TOO accurate boys, kinda sus if you ask me.

Brianna Tweedie

were our manlet gods a wee bit stoned this week?

Cynthia W

strong ep

Jeremy

both of you guys have a lot of star power like i dont wanna be that guy.... i just wish every city could have tickets for every person who genuinely enjoys what you guys do. i live in NY and id love to come to the show if more tickets came about like i genuinely want to see you guys you're just stars just everything!

no fuckin way you know jakenbake, i used to watch him before i even found you guys

Andrew Pegg

yoo

Andrew Pegg

I’m gonna be cheesy and say I’m so proud y’all sold out! Y’all deserve it! Can’t wait for Minneapolis

If you guys don’t come to Phoenix that’ll be really sugar gay.

Brian Chavarria

Sagittarius shawty keeps shouting you guys out on her insta lol

Laykin

How tf you so good at the pennywise voice I’m dead my guy

soooo when’s the nick colletti collab comin

There's a lot of Austin folks wtf where tf y'all at?????? lets link up

Mandie Meier

holy shit i just recently got into watching JakenBake livestreams, Noel knowing him blows my fking mind!!!

weird flex but ok

my new favorite hobby is getting high as fuck and watching Sagittarius shawty videos thanks to you guys

Oh this changes everything lmao

TMG

She was the one who was doing boyfriend applications for donos and 1 on 1 skype calls?

Chris

And for sure more Austin, I didn’t get the chance to get tickets.

Insanely Bri

That last part though wow. Dead 💀

Insanely Bri

Yes

TMG

My friend took growth hormone too. He went from 5’2 to 5’8 in like 3 months. Idk if there’s an age cutoff tho. He was like 17.

so if u guys are changing venues will our tickets automatically update to the new one

Heart Farts should've been the title tbh

beastghost

i cant WAIT for the tour! im hopeful for more atlanta tickets, i slept on them thinking i had the time :/

Clara Robson

not to freak anyone out or anything, but where are Noel's legs?

Cher 💜

Lt. Noel you got no legs.

Cody McBride

why is noel that one dude from little shop of horrors

Katy Bourne

it’s 7am in boston. noel. ur “1,2,3 porn” wasn’t much of a warning time wise. now i’m being question by both of my parents who think i “listen to porn”. who tf listens to porn.

I’m 18 and have planter fasciitis 😂 I ran XC and tore my fascia this year during a race #rip

abby

The stream donations thing reminds me of this documentary thing I saw about people who have a financial domination fetish. You should look it up, it's crazy

Mae Godfrey

fuckkkkkk, im sitting with a bum foot from plantaar facitis... rolling my foot on a tennis ball... writing code, dreaming of a day when i don't have to... while listening to two bros, who used to write code for a living - now living the dream. mindFucked.

binarySearchThisIDCK

what happened to noel legs their gone

damienschoyen

That chair makes Noel look like a kid, or maybe it's just his height

If you left the room and didn't know they were talking about Pennywise, their impression is basically Scooby Doo and it's real confusing.

Brooke Fisher

hell yeah

cn_monoxide

still salty daddy nole gave up the fun ass vlogs to apparently stream fortnite instead

Thibault Tresca

The horror/comedy movie idea where the kids get annihalated in the first scene had me in tears

What?!

TMG

Did you guys see that someone yelled “Matty fuckin smokes” at Matt from Brockhampton and he recognised it lol

Millie Beswick Wright

Podcast idea cody and noel having one big panic attack, and they talk about their own mortality.

DO An EPISODE ON TINY MEATS

Brownlad

The last 20 minutes are gold

Robert

BRING BACK THE SOUND BOARD

Bruh... Cody and Noel are physically incapable of saying anything definitive about the tour😂

Michael Balos

On netflix theres this movie called terrifier and you see tits once or twice in it, makes it really hard to focus on the plot when you keep masturbating during the movie tho

Zach Landry

Can’t wait for my boyfriend and I to see the tour in Columbus!!!

big leag champions

oh my god the motorboat part has me ROLLING spring break pennywise

Jessica Trumpler

I’m just happy my girlfriend is starting to like you guys, i can finally listen to podcasts in the car without being judged😇

let's fucking esketit laid ease

Katy Bourne

Nah

Gonna bump this in the Pacific Time Zone while I try to sleep in my terrifying new apartment 💃🏼

first

They keep getting better