Episode 121 - Blow These Bagpipes

It's almost surreal watching Noel and Cody talk about COVID knowing what we know now. And I really have to stop eating when watching this.

120 episodes and I’ve never been grossed out ...Cody’s story about the box got me

Kiki

I love these endings

footballer Phillip Schofield is gay

cody didn’t mind the fist in the ass

What Noel mentioned about chinese cities being like ghost towns is totally true. I’m currently studying abroad in China, and it’s crazy to see how much things here has changed since before the virus really began spreading. I was traveling for a couple of weeks in South Korea and Japan, and when I came back things were really different. You meet almost no people when going outside. Everybody are also partially quarantined in their homes (at least in Nanjing). Security check our temperature when leaving and entering out apartment building or the grocery store. It’s definitely a weird experience, but it feels good that the chinese government is taking the situation this seriously.

Up the MCR

Sam Stark

Hey boys, story time for ya On Tuesday afternoon, I was driving to work listening to you guys' podcast. Just after the point where Noel first turns up his mic audio the playback started fucking up. At first, I thought it was the actual audio of the podcast - like Noel's audio was clipping every time he spoke (it kept cutting in and out, less than a second each time). During this weird audio failure, I noticed my car battery light was turning off and on repeatedly. I ignored it and kept driving. After a couple more minutes I paused the podcast and the battery light stayed off. However, my airbag light, traction light and ABS light then ALL came on. I'm thinking "I need to pull over" because this could turn into something worse (spoiler: it did). Due to the fact that the drive was silent at this point (from pausing the podcast) I didn't realise my radio device was off as well. After noticing that I'm thinking "fuck, what do I do?". I go to pull over and I notice two things immediately: the power steering is gone and the speedometer & rev meter were both stuck wherever they were when all those lights came on (I was braking and they weren't moving). I get to the side of the road, organise someone to pick me up and leave my car. I make a couple of calls to see if anyone I know can go jumpstart it or something; they tried but no success. Fast forward to the next day. I'm home and today's mission is to go fix my car. My mum and I get there around midday and the first thing we notice is the back left wheel had been removed. As we get closer to the car we notice another pretty significant thing: the car had been broken into via a smashed window. The people who had broken into the car had used the jack that was IN the car to raise it, take the wheel off and take the spare tire as well. My car isn't worth a lot so considering it a right-off is in conversation, but the whole point of this story is that the last thing I listened to and probably ever will listen to in that car was you guys' podcast. Thanks for the good times.

izzy sphere

Do you know the english language?

Geezus thank you. Can’t count how many times I’ve tried explaining why the flu should still be considered worse based on annual deaths per year globally. 250,000 - 500,000 estimated yearly... 15,000 - 40,000 in just the US.

Benjamin Lantz

guys thanks for an insanely hilarious show in manchester, honestly could’ve been the best evening of my life, i came down 2.5 hours on the train n was well worth it, i’ve been quoting your ‘you’re a nonce’ story ever since lmao

Abigail Humphrys

absolute banger

alxxool

Was sat in front of willne, fuckin scary

start calling shit “ass ham”

mayce

Seriously, I had second hand embarrassment

peach

noels brother in law didn't want him to go to the box cause he didn't want noel to see him fisting his ass fully understandable

Boolit dojed m8

Crazy how I was fine during the box story but when they talked about dessert chicken I wanted to vomit

Afro tistic

YOOO Cody if you're into some wild artsy shit you should check out Party Monster, it's a "shockumentary" on youtube about The Club Kids from the 90s if you know anything about that whole trend. It's a fuckin TRIP.

Ana M

2018 tmg = lit 2020 tmg = not as lit wtf boys

Yea that cpap thing is true. My sister's father in law died that way. So be careful uncle nole

Daniel Gonzalez

Never thought id hear the phrase "cummy sunday" but here i am

Matt Mason

They called Simon “Nelson” feels bad Simon

Ivo Dyck Martinez

I work in pulmonary infectious disease + critical care (primarily w influenza) as a research tech. An airborne infection is one that can be spread through the air (some pathogens don’t survive in airborne environments, which is why this distinction exists). Chicken pox, measles, TB, and anthrax are other examples of airborne infections — the fact that it’s airborne doesn’t necessarily indicate severity of the illness, more-so how quickly the illness can spread i.e., how “infectious” it is. The fact that nCov is airborne just means it spreads easily. Influenza is still far, far more deadly in terms of deaths/yr and burden of disease.

The nicest interactions I’ve had with strangers have always been with drug dealers. True businessmen

Tom Jordan

Anybody got a link to the video of Michael Reeves explaining packet sniffing?

Mustafa Shikora

Took a plane from Denmark to London to see your show and boy was it worth it. Laughed my ass of when cody talked about the time he wear speedos as a child every day for 12 years, with the story of his crazy ex. Shit got me crying. Only complaint are instead of playing just regular hip hop music, you should have blasted your own music to hype people more up, loved the new songs you played though. Thanks for a great show.

I visited England and I dead ass wanted to bring a Greggs to the states. Emailed them and everything about it. Sadly god rejected and told that greggs is exclusive to the Uk

i didnt care about when cody talked about the guy fisting his asshole but i started gagging when he said the guy then peed on people

Kierstyn Rose

Did Noel just say Phillip Scofield was a footballer?

LMFAOOOO did they call phillip schofield a footballer

Lewis

also Noel don’t forget the s at the end of Sainsbury’s (or just call it Saino’s)

James Johnson

was great seeing you both in Birmingham, glad you’re having a good time (apart from the odd incident) ! your English impressions crack me up 😂

James Johnson

i didn’t care when cody was talking about the guy fisting himself but the “my boy is eating 18 sticks of butter” made me throw up ffs

you really went to my fav bar in london

Thanks for the heads up

6:00 am on a monday morning and start my day off by listening to Cody’s Box story and Noel saying corona virus might spread through the air 🙃 nah but thanks for a new episode guys✌️

ErickDare_SESH

Anyone know if there's a transcript of the podcasts anywhere?

Jolly good pod ya

hey guys. i know u dont care and wont read this but i came to glasgow from bulgaria, took 2 flights and im going back today w 2 flights and i wont be able to ever meet you which sucks and im heartbroken but its no ones fault and im so sorry this happened and the weather was awful :( ily guys and i hope you dont have to do anymore postponing bc it hurts you just as much as it hurts the people who bought tickets to the show!!!

Sorry about the extreme amount of heckling at the Liverpool show fellas. It was completely full of students, the worst type of people

cody really munched that box

Thevindu H

waiting all weekend!!

hell yes

Is Essex even a town, or a just an area? I feel like having Noel walk on stage saying “I’m twenty free, I’m a muhdole from Essex” in Essex would be iconic.

Sydney

PLEASE do more love island reactions & imitations! I love hearing your opinions.

Sydney

cody: tells a story about a naked guy peeing on people that paid thousands to be there noel: ......boobs or no boobs?

melanie

Craziest story I've heard in a quick minute.

Owen Pearson

Roddy Richh’s The Box is sadly not about The Box SoHo. It’s about prison time. The Box=Jail Cell. I’m very disappointed.

Mp

I am glad it was late to hear that wild story

Samantha Sever

tell him to bring a cool tazer gadget

Trent

i am fucking PUMPED michael is coming on the podcast

Trent

Re cody's box story... someone show them rammstein's fake penis ordeal during buck dich live

Thenotsobasicbitch

Just our two gay fathers taking care of us

Thenotsobasicbitch

Five feet apart cause theyre not gay 🤦🏽‍♀️

Thenotsobasicbitch

They called Simon “Nelson”😂

what the senator meant was that it can become airborne, so like if a person in the back of the room who has the disease or is carrying it coughs, it could travel through the air and make it’s way to you and you could inhale it and contract it. anyone can correct me if i’m wrong, but to my knowledge that’s what it means

em

Sad you guys got a bad vibe from Liverpool, we get a bad rap from the rest of the country but everyone here is super friendly, show was fucking sick though keep it up boys 🙏

y'all know that the uk didn't leave europe right

Selena Cox

18 minutes in and Cody's "the box" story has me feeling like I had a fever dream. im bewildered.

vee

love the confession tape quality thanks guys

🥺ily boys thanks for feeding us

That space is very uncomfortable

title and description on point as always, boys 👌

vee