Ep 116 - Justin Bieber Exposes Himself

I love how open Cody and Noel are about panic attacks

decades is the shitty club all the underage greek life college kids go to hahahahahah

Decades is legit the worst club in DC I'm sorry y'all chose that one and had to endure the cum floor and awful layout

Zak McMahan

the “it’d be a lot cooler if you did” is a line of his from the movie “dazed and confused” from the 90’s

Cody is mid panic attack and Noel just quietly goes we can make it worse. that's my kinda friendship

Summer

I love not hearing any of the audio in the videos yall play

CLUB DECO

HEMi

Club DECADES

HEMi

Pretty sure Hot Bourbon dude is becoming a real subculture of dudes. Ian Somerhalder and Paul Wesley (the two hot guys from that show Vampire Diaries) are making their own Bourbon because their characters drank a lot of bourbon during the show.

Paige Hampton

i’m losing my mind over this description of decades bar asjdhksjd the dc show was amazing guys!!!

I’m cracking up listening to the description of DECADES 😂 the accuracy 😂

I just joined patreon not long ago, super keen for early eps. Usually I'm at home when I listen to your eps. Nbd. The rare time I left the house to get maccas, my phone was playing up while I'm trying to pay, so the girl taking my order got to hear the Matthews McConaughey porn noises blasting out the car window! Thanks guys!! :)

Elly

snitch nine

i’m crying picturing u guys there though holy shit

i go to george washington u in dc and decades is where a lot of our frat events are held and let me tell u it’s a fucking slip and slide in that bitch at all times it’s vile

Are you going to address the Dober Bros video on Cody?

www.nytimes.com/2020/01/03/style/hype-house-los-angeles-tik-tok.amp.html

i really hope no one next to me heard Noel orgasm through my headphones

next time you’re in DC, maybe try Madam’s Organ in Adams Morgan. it has a lot of floors with diff music and is a local favorite! in warm weather they have an open roof, too

near*

ayo was at the NYE show and i live in DC bear dupont, debated going to decades but was too fucked up. love y’all hope to catch you out next time

I’m offended you used “Ashley” as the generic white girl dancing in the club 😂🙄

Ashleigh

i can't believe people still listen to this podcast at work and then have the audacity to complain about the content.

Rand Paul (R-KY)

Lost ma fuckin job 2day......but listenin 2 Noel moan while Cody does a McConaughey impression jus made ma fuckin day

Jarvis Alive

We should start a petition for Biebs to unblock Cody

noel teaching cody grounding for anxiety ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

JACKBOYS hype, awesome intro

Jeffrey Ricklin

I had to listen to that Matthew McConaughy clip a few times but I finally understand what the fuck he’s trying to say here. Essentially he’s saying 2019 was all about “it’d be a lot cooler if you did” so instead 2020 should be about “a lot cooler cause we do” so in other words instead of making the year about the things you want to do but never end up doing, don’t hesitate in 2020 and just do it. At least that’s what I’m getting from whatever linguistic mess that was.

Eleven

the bourbon # should be #bourbonbros

Noah

TMG is an industry plant

TMG

Pooling blood? Broski did you not hear that the location rep said no blood?

TMG

Fave part is Noel giving Cody anxiety relief tips

my 21 year old brother (who doesn’t watch cody) overheard me watching his New Years video, and I just overheard him describe something as a “slapperooni” so thanks for that

katy burke

DONT KNOW WHAT TO DOOOOOOOOO

36:32 thank you Cody for scaring the piss out of me in traffic

I count down until the podcast is posted and it’s always the highlight of my week love u guys so much

Finally someone said something about no furniture in that house. I’ve been saying it the whole time and no one else is.

Lmaoooo same ^^

Angela Bartosh

u rly had to moan huh noel????? had to do that to me while i’m at work.

megan kenealy

what’s up guys, super stoked to see you fellas in melbourne in feb!!! just wanted to let you know (i’m sure you’re aware) that our dope country is literally close to going down in flames 😔 if y’all (and anyone else reading this comment) are interested in helping at all feel free to jump over to the red cross ig (https://instagram.com/redcrossau?igshid=17hojjwsifsv) and donate some coin to them coz we desperately need it! love you boys see yas soon 😍

Im at decades lichrally every weekend. Lmao n its always like that on halloween a girl ate shit while pole dancing cuz it was so slippery but she kept going. But fr my club shoes dont come in the house thos mfs r nasty they stay in the garage. Cant believe yall rlly went to my spot the one weekend im out of town SMH

Le me holla in the comments

giancarlofrongillo

Mathew mcconaughy was quoting his line from Dazed and Confused “it’d be a lot cooler if you did” (his 2nd most quoted line ever probably)... idk wtf he meant with the last part though, but it probably has to do with new year resolutions it sounds like.

chwmcfts

The beginning reminded me of the CLUB DECO bit

I live in dc and decades is so well known as a shit show. For reference dj Pauly D is a frequent performer

Dylan

In 2019 people are looking back saying, “it would be a lot cooler if you did...” like it would be cool if you did the things you talked about. And in 2020 people are going to be saying, “it be a lot cooler cause we do...” as in people are actually going to do things instead of just talking about it. I feel insane for understanding what Matthew Mcconaughey said.

Love you so much Cody. Panic attacks happen dude. Love how supportive Noel is too with it ❤️❤️

love you cody

CODY TELL US YOUR DJ NAME IN COLLEGE He didn’t wanna say it 2 years ago on the I’m Sorry Dad podcast because it was embarrassing but I think it’s time aahaha EVERYONE LIKE THIS SO HE CAN SEE IT

Context for the MM line that didn’t make sense, “It’d be a lot cooler if you did” is one of his most famous quotes. It’s from Dazed and Confused. But I’m with that girl, he’s so hot it doesn’t matter what the fuck he’s saying.

"Someone was critical of how much blood we didn't spill on his feet" It's me, I'm someone :') and I'm still heated about it, Noel, you coulda left out the closeup shot or done more with dried blood if not pooling blood. I'm just gonna stick with the interpretation I got off tumblr that Suki is a vampire with a preference for foot blood and there's nothing you can even do about it

KL

bro you REALLY had to bring back the porn noises my laptop was on full mf volume

Bella Kistner

Noel roasted me on here once. There is no greater honor

JustMayo

hit me with “reply” 😮😫❤️❤️🤩

export and upload in process

TMG

damn i am invested in this saga

KL

ON INSTAGRAM TOO????

KL

super high thx for uploading ily guys

who is justice beaver

Aye

mp4?

Bring back insanely chill

Aye

JustMayo

Justin beiber is actually dropping a cody ko diss track

Im tripping 🍄 I'm just got this notification

N3CTAR42

Don toliver is a super industry plant

weef