Episode 113 - Ninja Makes a Sandwich

the talking dirty sketch ur thinking about https://youtu.be/3tQe9VVxAZw

Fuck yes I like the more serious shit, what makes this pod so great is that you can talk about both and do a hard 180 and talk about the other

idk basically i’m tryna say you’re great and obviously something is working, we love you, and fuck youtube

imo i think you guys do best when you aren’t trying too hard to be conscious about the exact balance of your conversations, yknow? when you kinda lose track and have fun, it’s fun for us to listen. i love the things you guys have been bringing to talk about, esp when one of you brings something the other hasn’t seen, and we get to see you react to it.

Just letting you know, I save these episodes for my meals, my last 12 meals have been split up with shit related commentary

Uncle Nole I know it’s easier said than done trust me I fucking know but you’re fucking great stop doubting yourself homie

Joseph Nicolo

Where’s the bonus episodes guys fr

Landan Ross

Hey Noel, forgot to tell you but Colin from the Provo Bachelor made a tik tok. His @ is @colindross

SNL made the bit with Aziz Ansari

Filupnot

I have recently been pescatarian myself but i am also on keto so i can’t get as much protein from beans. I haven’t tried an impossible burger but i have tried a beyond burger and beyond is soo much better. It doesn’t have gmos in it like impossible does. And I’m not doing it for the environment or the animals really but because i can’t seem to lose weight any other way

Ashleigh

When’s pornhub gonna be the new YouTube

I wanna know what he said!! “Mark ...” Please!

Loved this episode and i’m personally a fan of the dick and shit eps, but i do also like the computer/other shit eps so i think a mix wouldn’t be a bad thing

yuucio

Oh my god

I went to rate my professor for Matthew McConaughey and damnit dude these people are so basic I had to laugh.

Rudy Davila

I don’t think I’ve ever listened to that one damn I’m gonna go back right now

katy burke

Yes omg do you know how many times I’ve watched the “Cody has a panic attack” bone ep? Not to get all personal (big ol TW from here on), but I watched it one time when my ptsd was triggered and I was starting to dissociate. I watched it the morning after a guy i grew up with attempted to rape me. I went to UNCC for my masters and after the shooting last spring (one of my students was shot in it), and right after that I watched their episode talking about UNCC and how gun culture in the US is fucked. It has been, like, the most meaningful thing to know they’ve literally had helpful and empathetic shit to say on my most terrible days of my life.

K

Hey. Can I just say something? This episode made me just so happy. You talked about poop, dicks, and bitcoin, and Spock made a guest appearance. Cody said somebody commented about his face getting fat (which sucks, I’m sorry dude. But there’s a reddit thread where people talk about how you look like you lost weight!!!). Noel made a joke that was too dark and did the whole “should I say it....nah I’m not going to. Should I?” And y’all complained about YouTube. This is just such a classic episode. I’m v stressed today, so listening to the pod made me feel so happy and nostalgic. You boys are wonderful

K

Idk the exact song but it’s by Pop Smoke

Jesus sorry for the novel

katy burke

I say this with you guys and I say it about most YouTubers I watch, but I just like listening to you talk about your life and deeper shit. Don’t get me wrong poo poo talk is funny as hell when I come back to my room clapped as fuck but I get so invested when noel goes on his 10 minute tangents about things from his childhood or his opinion/mindset on certain scenarios or just how you feel about life rn etc. not necessarily computer talk because not everyone can follow along with that (I have no fucking clue what any of what you’re saying means), but you definitely don’t just have to stick to one theme. That’s why I like listening because it covers so much ground

katy burke

thank you

Oh yeah baby throw your stupid boney ass back on me ahhh

Everett

Spaghetti with period blood

Noel’s on one this episode bruh

Lauren Hower

i was gonna try to say something funny but tbh i just like hearing y’all talk about different shit, don’t ever change <3

I like the stuff without the computer more than I do with the computer. I feel like I’m laughing more and I can visual what you guys are trying to describe (I don’t watch the podcast, I usually listen). I think you guys do whatever you want based on how you feel!

abby

For the love of god I can’t hear anything Michael mcconaughy is saying

Winky Boody

I always listen to the Pod while I'm in the Gym on Friday morning, it makes leg day soo much better, so thanks❤️ and yes i fucking squat 680! but only in diapers duh 💩 And I like all the shit u talk about, it's funny and organic and just interesting. keep it up my kings!!

bigcactusenergy

more moaning.

Bring back the porn moans + the tech stuff + the piss and shit stuff = the best podcast ever

The poo poo pee pee shit is funny but I don’t think you guys should try to label the different things you talk about. If you guys treat it as a conversation where you’re just saying shit that you think of all the elements that you guys plan out to be in the podcast would ideally come naturally. I’m not in any way qualified to say this but idk y’all asked for it. Love the podcast small weenie squad for life

Check out buffcorell on youtube my G’s

Tbh i listen to this podcast to hear random silly fucked up shit to escape the serious stuff in my life so i love the piss shit dick and cum humor

NOEL SAID MARK TWEENS

I love the piss and shit humor!! That’s what made TMG great! I love the new “tech” style! It’s what keeps it great! I would like you guys to mix it up more tho. I feel like it’s either one or the other, I want both!! Give me both!! Be computer guys but also be slapstick dumb humor!!

Carson

there’s a documentary series on netflix called “explained” and there’s an episode about meat and how the world is having a meat shortage. they talk about the impossible burger and synthetic meat that’s being produced. Pretty interesting stuff it’s worth checking out.

i also am down to listen to anything you talk about — i work in bioengineering; literally just doing mindless stuff most days + this is my favorite way to pass my time 💖 love any content tbh

Can yall make a new bonus ep? You havent made one since i subbed to your patreon back in october

I love the piss talk, I also really really like the tech talk, but I am a Computer Science guy so that might be why. I would 1000000% listen to a full cody and Noel tech podcast

Jared

I def enjoy the tech talk

Happy that this episode is gluten-free!

James Clark

The email sound at like 4:00 made me actually check my email at work lol

I don’t know if I like Noel talking about putting a turbo on his dick. Like imagine, goes to fuck and all you hear is a turbo Honda Civic..

kinda wish y’all touched on juice wrld. been looking forward to that all week ngl

Spock appearance made me feel something

This is a question for Cody’s mate. He talked about having a hemorrhoid a long time ago. My asshole itches quite often. Do I have one? Asking for a friend

I don't really like the tech stuff tbh, I just sit through it to get to the dick jokes

Where are the bits....we want bits....

Benjamin Conboy

Watch the “Meat” episode of explained on Netflix - only 20 min and explains the impossible/beyond meat

i love the shit

As an engineer i like the tech takes you guys have but def don’t want to leave all of the steamy diarrhea behind

Piss and Tech are both enjoyable, personally

lonny barreto

Having only the audio for that McConaughey video was some ASMR from hell

Hey can someone link the relationship advice on the pedo father. I can’t find it

Leo halim

i personally prefer like tech talk / youtube stuff but you need a good pissy shitty dick balance too

then do it cancel it and leave

mobina

Not even close to enough dick jokes in this episode... :(

I would pay even more money than I do now to listen to y’all react to the Onision Chris Hansen videos

Molly

I want the next bonus episode to be dedicated to the latest and greatest in shiterrorism

We find, or at least I find you guys talking about computer boy shit, but we also very much enjoy the bits like I'm fuckin gay, squat 680, and those long bits like that

Egg man

Some of yall bitch about 5$ dollars like it's a mortgage.

giancarlofrongillo

honestly love the way you guys do your podcasts, it can go from the funniest shit to a more intellectual convo and it reminds me a lot of how most of my calls and conversations with my best friend go. Also y’all talk about some geeky shit that I dont actively look into so it’s fun to hear y’alls take on it. love u.

Yo what’s the intro song tho

you literally touched the bare minimum of the shit onision has done. he's a HORRIBLE person. he essentially defemininzes his partners by abusing them. him and his husband also groom minors. it's a shit show.

Grace Bowen

"if your studying in the library rn thx so much" *me in the lib* fuck a duck i should be studying

I like listening to literally anything you guys talk about, the computer shit and the poop shit, maybe a combination of both could be a sexy little idea

Why do I pay $5 to not get a bonus episode when I could wait a week. I’ve stuck by for a hot minute, I just don’t understand.

bring back the porn noises or gay

perfect timing to distract me from the depressing state of british politics

ima make the live show a shitnado

i need the shit talk plz

I’m going to dump poop on you at meet and greet cody😂😭staaahp

Bonus ep?

Let’s go more poop talk

I signed up specifically for poop talk

weef