Episode 109 - War on TikTok

I definitely remember uh oh, what an iconic Canadian masterpiece

about the girl making herself gag all the time - I’m in college & share a suite with 3 other girls. one of them will brush her teeth at like 2am when everyone else is asleep and gags herself like 5 times. every. fucking. day. In the morning too. It’s probably the most disgusting thing I’ve ever heard.

I made a plate of nachos before i listened to this episode didnt realize i wouldnt be able to eat while listening to your heinous garbage talk

bruh this is some mean shit chill out this is a podcast

just picked up some nice greasy Chipotle now to start the pod while walking home 🤢

If you like penis coladas...getting caught in the rain

I had given up hope on a Canada tour vid but now that y’all mentioned it I need to see it ahaha pls

Electric chair

^ i literally don’t remember anything past the shit in the eyelashes from falling asleep to this. how in the fuck did i fall asleep to this

johanna

🧟‍♂️

I commented a couple weeks ago that I sleep with this podcast on. Today I was eating right through the “shit in my eyelashes” segment. I was able to eat my ramen and pop tart for dinner with out an issue thank god.

I missed you guys in Boston last tour because I was recovering from a miscarriage. Listening to you guys really helped me out of a dark place. I’ll be able to finally see you guys when you get to Massachusetts!

me: oh i’ll just eat chocolate and listen to the podcast y’all right away: okay let’s talk about a month old bucket of hot diarrhea being poured onto someone

Omg I’m so thrilled you guys are to Germany!! Never would’ve expected that 🥰 i tried to buy tickets for Berlin but it didn’t work..do you know what’s up with that? Like are they sold out or not available yet or what’s the deal?

poop bucket made me gag before my interview thanks guys

My mom won’t stop asking me for the name of this podcast. Didn’t know I would be ashamed to share this with my family...

Wooo sydney reppin

Jonah Kennedy

See you in Austin, I’m bringing my résumé to replace your current jaimie.

Aaron Reyes

As an Aussie, I'm legit so happy to see you guys in Sydney! Big love to the TMG boys!

My guy had me GAGGING

all of asap mob is from nyc

Sam Ruppenthal

Just moved to LA, can't wait for my own hot diarrhea baptism:)

I’m listening to this while working at the hospital and I gagged so bad cause it reminds me of the homeless patients that regularly come in covered in shit

Lmao oh man we’re dumb

TMG

I used to work at a hotel and a housekeeper there told me she went into a room once and it was covered, literally COVERRRRRREDDD in shit, the bathroom, the carpet, the walls, and there was a giant dildo in the room too.... just sumn to think about

no need for netflix specials if u dont want to do it but did yall film the shows you've done on previous tours? if yes then yall NEED to post them on patreon idk somewhere please??? pretty please???

melanie

i think ive turned just as fucked up as Noel, because i never gag at your nasty ass bits about fecal matter and... "fluids"

What about rocky you fucking idiots

This is french and I want to do it

TMG

I've never gagged or felt sick during anything y'all have talked about but when fucking Noel compared the shit to a pot pie with the chunks.....that was it Noel you're wrong for that my guy

Delaney O'Neil

🙌🏼🙌🏼🙌🏼🙌🏼

I want a movie showing both the girl and the guy with the dookie bucket. Showing side by side what they were doing from when the bucket idea started to when it happened, where they meet finally.

Raven

really glad I saw this comment right before I was about to sit down to do the same thing :)

Victoria Barra

Noel be wearing them hotel slippers, king

I’m going as a loner too😪

I sat down to eat before I put on the podcast

Granit Krasniqi

My favorite and only Patreon subs Tiny Meat Gang and Good Christian fun posted about Tik Tok today.

slightly sad you won't be coming to europe's best city (amsterdam, obviously) but i am seriously considering just driving to berlin AAA

just bought a ticket to see y'all on new years in dc, can't wait for cody to bully me for going as a loner since all my friends will be out of town

I was watching Jenna Marble and she was sharing her favorite tiktoks. One of them uses audio from the first episode of you two playing Love Island. Also, Kurtis Conner's videos about tiktoks are funny, too.

2oV

does anyone else have a problem buying the normal tickets for the germany show or whats going on there?

Anyone got a meet and greet ticket for the Austin show for the new tour 🥺

Cody was locked into his computer lmao honestly looked like he was deep in a fort match

i loved uh oh! kurtis conner made a really funny video about it, huge nostalgia hit

sawyer

where are the bone epssss?

chwmcfts

Noel got the drip in his cozy hotel slippers

Sarah Llewellyn

The first 20 minutes felt like hours. Good thing I didn't have any food in my stomach, or else it'd be on my car dashboard.

Was at work getting hungry. Not anymore

Uh oh was a big hit for me, the blackface punisher kinda turned me on..

Jared

I had to throw away my breakfast because of the first 20 minutes

Andrew Hein

Uh Oh was a wild ass show. the host with his crazy hair. and that BDSM executioner dude

Brandon Lepine

I remember Uh Oh

Fuck you guys I was trying to eat breakfast watching this, I couldn’t.

I remember watching Uh Oh on YTV!!

Noel looks impressively short in this vid

why yall only listen to rappers who are imprisoned...

20 minutes of straight gagging on my ride to work 🤮🤮🤮🤮

Gah damn.... I’m taking $5 off my Patreon subscription for this month... I’m putting it towards the counseling I now need for the heart.. warming.. images you painted🤢 Also, Cody got so screwed up from the first 15minutes that his brain reset and he started taking about Scabby the vine street meth man again!😂😂😂

Benjamin Lantz

Hey guys, if you gotta do this next week too can you do it like in ep.31 when it was a video call? Just a thought. Cause we love that ep. Also Cody might not hate it as much. Or he might hate it even more lol idk. Anyways see yall in Glasgow!!!!!

see you in perth!!!!!!!!!!

lol at me waiting and getting my dinner ready so I could watch this while I ate

Dakota Townsend

Gonna be coming down from Oklahoma to Dallas! Excited to see you guys again

Lemon Rat

Cody thinking Noel is talking about a song not a bit 32:10

Got some pinas for this

Val

conference call: the sequel

Jen

Excited for you lads coming down under to Melbourne

Tom Benington

I’ve never came

Erik Volfson

The only war worth fighting in

i definitely just got high waiting for this vibe check please