Down with the Sickness

hey Noel, hope you feel better. It’s now Monday and I can’t walk to my lectures anymore without you guys screaming in my ear. I need help.

Leo halim

ps fuck the front row

Can all of yall being mean to cody n noel just get a hobby ? Like it's not hard.. to just go about your day.. go outside.

Third time late in over 2 years?? Oh boy am I chuffed. You’re just out there achieving goals, pursuing your passions AND getting sick??? I’m gonna have to take back my 5 smackeroonies a month away boys. That’s right, I get ONE more coffee PER MONTH!! FUCK YOU you amazing people who deserve every opportunity given to you ❤️ SUCK ON THAT

Erica Cuchna (Chuck-nah)

i have a feeling this ones gonna be a banger

it’s sunday

All these “can I speak to your manager” ass comments kinda shows how hard the fans go for y’all lmao they fienin for the next ep cuhh

If I could get sick and die , I’d have make a wish foundation come get you to tell me jokes while I’m hospice

Y'all seem to forget that Cody and Noel are grown-ass men who are on their second career. They professionally posted a notice and we gon' have to wait. As far as communication--so? Posting on social media and editing a video require very different levels of energy. Regarding that "going hollywood bullshit"--shiiiiit i fuck with it. make that coin. It's videos and podcasts for us--it's a career for them. Yall know damn well cody and noel would not be giving us ALL THIS CONTENT if they had gone "hollywood". If they had, we wouldn't see them at all. Cody or Noel, if you read this, p l e a s e take into consideration that a decent amount of your fan base is 21 and under. A lot of us already in a career understand what it's like for it to enter the next phase. A lot of shit takes a hit, but it all balances out in the end. Only you and your families know how hard you are working and that is all that matters. Thank you for the content these past few months because being consistently creative isn't a small deal. It's draining but also super fulfilling so a lot of us see and respect that hustle fr. Also in two weeks no one is going to give a fuck about this.

The lack of comms from TMG is concerning, no doubt, but everyone should listen to the last 2:30 of episode 104 and re-evaluate their comments. These dudes love they’re patrons, they’ll come through. Hold tight, friends.

Ya'll who are complaining got nothing better to do than tear down some successful brothers. Make a joke, be a little sad and wait for the late Ep. Big whoop, they're late. Between a late period, late paper, or a late podcast (3 biggest lates in my life) I'll take the late podcast. Keep trucking Noel and Cody. Dont get by vibe checked by these yee yee Yama-tards.

Hope you guys feel better, I know big things are coming from both of you 👌👌 again love you for reading the bartard story

Alex Madore

Your not wrong, don’t listen to the mindless stans that think they can do no wrong

garret barber

Can I speak with your manager

I mean, if you don’t live in North America (like me), the touring really doesn’t do anything for me. The pod is all I have, and I pay for it. So, I think it’s not too much to ask for them to at least be honest about the late episode.

u being rude as hell rn. chill

hope u feel better 👻

It’s Sunday and I don’t see a podcast bitches

ppl crying bout it being late only subscribed to brag about being a tmg patreon

When they got the record deal I was excited but also concerned with how serious this was all getting. Gone are the days of dick and cum jokes and in are the 1200 dollar offwhite sneakerhead jokes

garret barber

take all the time you need kings

thank you love u

I really hate seeing all of the negativity on this post. I hope the guys know that so many of us appreciate what they do and understand that they're busy. Just think about the amount of content they've put out in the last few weeks and they're on tour, and they're not feeling the best. Cody and Noel, you guys fucking rock. You're doing so much and crushing the shows. We love you guys

they ain’t sick tho they’re posted up at a gun range and shit. I’m telling you whenever they tour it’s always the shittiest period for tmg if you’re not going to the shows.

clonko

u lame af

Jen

Y’all need to leave them alone they are on tour and have a lot of other shit to deal with so just calm down. Your not there manager and if you are a true fan u will support them! God smh

Get better kings

grown ass men complaining about a podcast go earn money to feed your children Greg

Anya

so I guess I'll go fuck off & rewatch old bonus eps.

That bonus ep better be the porn one

Peter

y’all need to calm down

Need your diaper changed?

I understand people saying chill. But it seems like theyre putting less and less effort into the Patreon. And regardless if you’re paying only 5$ they’re getting paid 50k+ a month. I understand they’re on tour. But i feel it’s different when they’re making that much. Plus it’s Sunday and they haven’t even said anything to let us know what’s going on. Love tmg. But that doesn’t mean they can’t be criticized for poor communication.

Adam

Feel better soon, chodester

no homo but some of these comments are kind of funny

Speak for yourself. Without my weekly dose of tiny meat hitting my ears, i die on the inside

Kid ANON

You guys are FOOLS. Can’t you see they’re doing EXACTLY what Epic Games did with Fortnite. Promise something will eventually come but wait so we all get RILED up. You fell right into their trap. And falling for traps, pretty sugar gay.

Some of y’all are gonna grow up to be conservatives and it shows. ONE late podcast all year and you guys are screaming, it’s literally 5 dollars. Calm the fuck down

this comments section needs their liddol diapy changed 😩👶🏻👶🏻🍼

Jen

spare dick joke pls sir I’m begging lol I know it sucks that the ep is late but we’ll all live I promise. we get quality content on the regular and Cody and Noel give 100% in every endeavor. not a lot of other ppl can say that about the people they support. let’s chill, meat guppies. they’ll upload.

lol yall take a seat its nbd

meghan

Yall gonna have to shut up about the late pod ep like literally relax... yall have the same energy as "lemme speak to the manager" lmao. You're gonna get the ep early regardless of if it's late or not like????? Sit down, it's $5/month and if you're paying more that's on you lol. Go outside, smoke a cigarette, have sex, get an std, fuckin breathe you entitled pieces of shit

ppl in the comments saying “i’m gonna cancel my subscription”- chill out dawg it’s not that serious. they’re super busy and you don’t know what came up for them to delay the release of the podcast so just calm down, damn

em

all men do is lie

this is getting ridiculous

Feel better my sweet voluptuous Gamer’s! Really wish I could see you in San Antonio today...

anyway. love u kings. can't wait for my weekly emotional support hour of ramblings and dick jokes x

star

no don't be sick ur so sexy ahahaha

star

i love y i’m sorry ur sick but come to london fools

3 days later...

Ight Kanye

Bronzert

I'll send up a prayer for you guys. Take your time, we all know you're working hard 💖

Carls

Hope you get better soon ily~ 🌸💕

refreshing this page too often in view of the fact i get notifications via email and phone lol

That’s rude

Lukas

Y’all could be hoping they get better soon instead of demanding your IV drip to be refilled ASAP damn y’all.

Hunter Collier

"waiting for you is like waiting for rain in this drought. useless and disappointing." -sam (hilary duff), A Cinderella Story

All the tours has overstayed its welcome though and it’s getting pretty annoying when it just leads to inconsistency. I get it they’re busy and all but they prioritize too much especially when they go on tour every few weeks.

clonko

need poo poo pee pee cum joke podcast now

i don’t even think it’s as serious as everyones making it seem....i just think that maybe a second update would’ve sufficed? like explaining why it won’t be up until it’s up. at this point that seems to be the subliminal message, but i hope you both feel better soon :)

please... spare serotonin 🤲🏼

mobina

kiss kiss, get better codel 🥰

not rude, we all pay our hard earned money for early eps/bonus eps ect. everyone understands they are busy people, but dont promise things if you cant keep the promise. id rather have them tell me to wait longer than get my hopes up for a new ep/bonus ep that never came

Mitch Board

tmg: pumps out content for us all the time, went on tour 4 times this year, released some absolute bangers y'all mfs the second they get sick and are late on an upload: WHERE IS MY PODCAST. rude as fuck.

Em

hey guys maybe go get a hobby or something and then come back when the ep is up

make it $599,995 then if ur so pressed

Sooooo that was a lie

DrCrack

Babe are you really gonna be sick without me?😩 aha

Feel better soon! And start taking a daily dose of zinc! It's the only supplement that is actually proven to boost your immune system.

Victoria

Shut up Where the fuck is my podcast

Liam

Bitch where

Missing my boys

Ola

So that was a fucking lie

hope y'all feel better soon

how many times have they been late,,,literally never in the span of two years. maybe once before. they on tour and they sick and they stressed and it’s probably hard as fuck to upload pods on the road, especially mp4s. cut them some slack. nobody’s perfect.

🤨

The boys went full Hollywood on us people. Get ready for the pod to be bought by a foreign billion dollar company and renamed the Small Protein Bros with Corey Jo and Nile Mullens

Spencer Neblett

it’s saturday 😩

HURRY my grandma is dying

azul

how u gonna do us like this

I don’t think they got their flu shots

Alex Madore

see u there

brooke bunn

who is sick

brooke bunn

You guys fucking suck

Tucker Mathews

feel better guys can’t wait to see y’all on tuesday in bham!!! also everyone hop off their dick being sick when you’re a million years old + on tour is hard

get better soon and upload the podcast you filthy sluts

hey can you guys join team trees thanks bye

Get better soon love you guys

Ben

get well soon boys *mwah*

Take your time ik it’s hard being sick while you’re touring

Im going to fucking end it all. Wtf

You fucked up BIG TIME

Danny

I hate-listen to that constantly bruh

Literally this. I hope they're ok and if they need an off week its fine but the bigger takeaway is how dependant I've become on the pod each week.

So how sick are you guys? Like two days late sick?

garret barber

Watch Cody and Noel complain on the podcast about us complaining like they did last time

garret barber

You guys fucked up big time. I’m gonna switch over to angel mamis podcast

Dylan

Excuse me

Y’all just made the worst mistake of your life: angering a gamer. You better pray I don’t run into your asses on Fortnite.

Im over here listening to "the views podcast" on spotify thinking damn this shit sucks compared to tmg but it'll doo till this weeks episode gets posted.

thatguy26

Y’all they on tour and also not feeling good, I understand the frustration but remember that they’re people too and we’re not here to be an added stressor but supporters, let them have a min

I do wish there were more bonuses for being a patreon, re: the comment a few above. I fucking love the bonus episodes but it feels like they're few in far between. I understand y'all are busy as FUCK & we don't care but like even just some exclusive content here every now and then would be rad. Being late on posting is rare so idc about that tbh

Bruv where’s the podcast

i will break your legs

sothatwasafuckinglie.gif

HEMi

so it’s like that huh

love these guys but think that the lack of bonus episodes and consistency is going to make me have to cancel my patreon. sorry guys.

Alex Volpicello

we all just got vibe checked by how reliant we are on the podcast.

meghan

So that was a lie

Gnarcos

yoooooo 🥺

Charlotte

Wow I feel CHEATED

HEY

Noel, you better get your beautiful eyes back to NC sometime

Wya

I don't like boobs

Alex Madore

I'm fucking gay

it's aight just give us a couple bonus eps to make up for it xxxx

U GON FORGET ABOUT US NOW U IN THE BIG LEAGUE YEA

Y’all better come out with a episode this mf weekend or else :* not threatening cuz I love y’all too much but y’all can’t leave us hanging like this. Noel and Cody step it up

Jose

I see y’all docking each other on your Instagram story Cody, how about y’all dock each other to that upload button

wtf everyone stop being so mean they both uploaded last night yall know theyre on tour and noel is literally sick rn give em a break 😩

This is a bruh moment

bruh i think we're owed atleast 5 :-(

moTherFuck

You filthy fucking liars

Damn, let the record deal go to their head, such a tragedy...

First kanye delayed his album on us. Now TMG delayed the podcast 😰

I hope they good I’m kinda worried dawg

We should get an extra bonus episode to make up for this treatment 😣

lmao. watch it be at 11:59 pst or something.

Wow my hand is so close to un patron that’s weird

Edgar Cisneros

WHERE THE FUCK IT IS IT

Tucker Mathews

What bar are you sickly boys going to

idk if u thought this was funny or something?? but they both have talked about doubting themselves & their vids and there was literally no need to say this so maybe uh don’t post this??

bruhs hope you guys havent forgotten about your meat children

Yo it’s tomorrow B, where’s it at?

Kisses? Bitch stay tf away from me w your sick asses 🤮🤮

Mack

Iss okay guys we no careeee

Love u cody

Isaac sivley

Your good you absolute legends😘 but noels new vid was better than cody’s even though they were both good cody can sugma

Isaac sivley

Hope this record deal doesn’t take away from what you can say and do on your other platforms

Feel better my little blueberries.

I’m omw to get down with the sickness in nola

xoxo my little boobear

GapingBussy420

Insert mandatory “Mr. Struggle” joke here

feel better

“Was online 6 years ago”

forehead kisses for my boys *Mwuah*

Brittany Manne

Ur hungover aren’t you

My day is utterly ruined

No worries! Feel better 😌 and congrats on the record deal!

Damn I was kinda aight w no boner eps but now we don’t even get regular eps😔

They signed to a record label and forgot all about us

Brandon lee

How do you expect me to walk to all of my lectures now? I made this a Friday ritual and now my day is going to be completely off. Feel better

Leo halim

You FUCKED UP

You guys are sick, what, thought u both were trying to stay safe, but hey shit happens.

JustBegone

hope u get better just dont blow snot all over your audience tomorrow xoxo

Succumbing to human weakness? Knock it off. Get it? I referenced a really old and often repeated joke. Comedy gold. Fucking genius.

Moe

*mwah* let US tuck you in for a change

Just walked home from the bar blaring tmg podcast without headphones, love you boo bears feel better and remember, global warming is robbing you of your future

I’ll only forgive you if you give me a tummy tickle too 😤😤 feel better my man 👍

I listen to the podcast every time I sneak out of my house because for some reason it calms me down

Taylor Thompson

wow this is the most intimate any guy has ever been with me ever

Maya Chandler

xoxo luvs

Also these dudes make 600k/year before taxes and Patreon fees JUST FROM THIS PODCAST.

But SUKI tho?

Am I allowed to shoot my shot in here? 😂

giancarlofrongillo

u better be glad im proud of yall or i be mad

Amber Warnock

Feel better Kings ❤️❤️

love you

Why are you complete idiots going from college station to New Orleans to San Antonio. Play San Antonio a day early you cowards. IM IMPATIENT

Rudy Davila

the germs caught you slippin

hani

Feel better y'all we love you too ❤️

Ruth Hope 🩷

Hope you guys feel better, and be safe if you guys go on the road it's raining like crazy

Oh so you sign a record deal and already don't fw us peasants okay

Dalton

Awh I hope you feel better my kings 🥰 congrats on the deal btw, so proud

Jessica Stallings

Unacceptable

Kisses and hugs? ngl kinda sugar gay of y’all

It’s okay kings

Feel better soon!!!!

love u too grandma feel better

Tamara

Just get above the weather

luv u bitch congrats on the deal❤️❤️❤️❤️

My disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined.

love you dads 🥰

No big but I mean CONGRATS ON THE RECORD DEAL YOU FIENDS

wavynavygravyxavi

read this as down with the slickness. thought maybe y’all getting into porn

if bacteria wanted to enter my system and cause sickness i would simply say no thank you. RIP to tmg but i'm different

Jen

Chody Ko

thanks grandpas ill be sure to send you your birthday card through the mail soon

Jen

Too busy signing record deals.😵🤟

giancarlofrongillo

UNACCEPTABLE!!!

M0str33t

No L's Miller Fool

but pls get better hugs n kisses luv u

Shlibby

okay Mr Struggle...

Grace

I’m sick too...sick of the excuses

Shlibby

you forgot go to tuck me in

feel better kings we love you, just take care of yourselves!

em

i too have the cooties. so get well soon, my guys ✌🏽💕

Dang, you're still "so sick"? Sorry guys, feel better soon!!!

love you cutie patooties get well soon 🥺❤️

Second week in a row my girlfriend has had to attempt to get off to the Joe Rogan podcast instead. Love back at ya brother, but I need those bare knees back in the saddle tomorrow or I'm going to have to have a talk with your mother about your performance at work. Thanks dog ✌

Just stop being sick then? It’s not that hard guys

Haha gay!

Get well 🤙🏼

lemme kiss u gingerly

Thevindu H

Prolly sick from the ASU girls from the Vegas show 💁🏼‍♂️

feel better pls 🥺 love u guys

meghan

take care short bitches

Feel better king

Fuckin pussies

Just use a hot towel

Too much derfing huh? Nasty mfs

Trae Johnson

Love you guys get better

Maybe of y'all stopped cum swapping, y'all wouldn't get sick. But, I understand. Love you all. Kissey kissey

get some vitamin c you chodes, congrats on getting signed ♥️

Get better my boobears, I wish I was there to cuddle you

WAH AH AH AH

xoxo

Oooooo-wah-ah-ah-ah-ah

kisses and hugs 🥺🥺

Love you nuggets, that's alright ❤

calla~

sick kiss dude!

JocoseJayden

Get well soon you cutie patooties

Nicole

OOOOO WAHAHAHAH

Congrats on the good news!

Rafael Lemus

Have some chicken soup and feel better!

Love You

johanna