Episode 105 - Bang Bros Auditions

why is the toothpaste on the table killing me

Katy Bourne

ok noel is now the only man I respect after showing such genuine empathy and love for the dude in the last story. <3 <3 ily noel u are the best

they are literally boomers, give them a break

DonnieDarkRoast

RrrrrrHiiiiise and shiiiineeee

Ashleigh

I cant believe u guys don't understand everyone on twitter is joking about angelmami... 😭

come back to Houston please, I missed yall last year

Eavanah Tyler

Anyone got a ticket for College tuition? Amirite? I'm new here my name is Hannah.

Hannah Shillington

Jesus that last story was depressing as fuck

I got two tickets San Antonio this Sunday, hmu!

One of the first times I fukt up big time: Summer after sophomore year of high school dating this guy. Side note: i had been struggling w depression and anxiety and had gotten into trouble with smoking weed ect with my parents so they were a little up tight with me. Anyway I was this older guy who was conveniently also my drug dealer. So the summer is wrapping up and everyone’s trying to have as much fun as they can. It’s a Sunday my bfs friends gf is having people go down to her aunts cabin that’s like 3 hours a way for the night. I call my mom ( I don’t know why i did this) to ask her if I could go. She said no because it was a Sunday and we were going to have family dinner/start getting back on a “regular” schedule for school etc. I said ok and went anyway. We start drinking on the drive down to the cabin. If I was with my bf of the time, drinking was always accompanied by an assortment of other things; dabbing, Xanax, Oxys, coke. Once were at the cabin it’s just more of this hanging out doing way too many drugs. As the day gets later my parents start to ask me txt me asking me where I was and when will I be home. Eventually they figured out where I was because they had the location on my phone turned on. They start blowing up my phone/calling me. My drunk friend insisted she knew what she was doing and called my parents on my phone pretending to be a “parent” that was with us at the cabin. She was definitely slurring her words and sounded like a drunk high schooler tho. My parents saw right through her and said they were coming to get me. Drunk friend made up some bullshit that the river the cabin was on had flooded so there was no way to get down to where we were blah blah blah. We thought we had them fooled and went back to partying. Some hours later maybe around midnight or 1 there’s a knock on the door. It’s basically a one room cabin so everyone heard the banging on the door. Someone went to get it and was like it’s some old dude. In a fucked up haze everyone scrambled to hide as much paraphernalia and booze as we could before letting the old man (my dad age 45) in. I don’t remember anything but apparently he was just like “Sarah you need to come home” and I was all like “no” so then he went back to his car and we were all like cool rage on, but then he came back with my mom. This is when I knew it was time to go. We start arguing until and then my boyfriend got involved telling my mom she wasn’t doing a good job parenting me and that he had taken intro to psych last year and knew about things like how to deal with my depression and anxiety. Mind you everyone in the cabin is watching all of this go down. Idk what my mom said in response but idk how she didn’t clock him on the spot. “You don’t know anything about child psychology” is the quote still remembered to this day. Some how I end up In the car. On the 3 hour ride home I’m so fuckin pissed out of my mind on coke and xans I keep opening the car door on the highway like I’m going to jump out. Eventually my mom has to sit next to me In the back seat to keep me safe even tho I’m actively fighting her the whole time. We get home and I’m still losing my mind trying to fight them. I run into our kitchen and grab the biggest knife we had and say I’m going to use it on myself. They call 911 and an ambulance comes to pick me up and strap me into a stretcher. I wake up the next morning in the psych ward with literally the worst hangover I’ve ever had in my life. This is the tale of the first time I fukt it up big time. Me and my parents are rlly close now. S/o to my mom for fighting my penis hat ex boyfriend for me. Don’t do Xanax

americans rn: rise and shine australians rn: MUVVAFUKKA

this friday is my birthday and i'm seeing yall in new orleans?! bruhhh i couldnt be more excited. thanks for all the laughs & dont let randos get you down, cody - we appreciate all the work you (& noel!) do

bro if y’all say rise and shine one more time im gonna lose my mind

I listened to the first episode recently and it's so funny that it took 2 full years to get a soundboard and segments

I thought the tweets were jokes but there are actual ppl being mean saying shes funnier than cody and hes not funny without noel. That's bull both of you are funny in different ways and you're perfect together. Just ignore the hate cody, you have millions of fans who support and defend you.

Jullep Teah

Got two tickets for San Antonio (Oct 27th). Lmk if you want em

Is anyone selling a ticket for College Station?

My guys it is called a garter not a fucking thigh scrunchie

Does anyone know where we can go and vote?

Brittany Manne

You guys think angelmommy is bad? Watch Turkish tiktoks

cody did u have a stroke around 35:00 lol love u

peach

Cody needs to give less of a shit about what people say about his videos. Most of humans are fuck heads so who cares ʸᵃ know

Was at the Tuscon show, really enjoyed it!

Kylie is already profiting off this meme. $65 dollar sweatshirt on her online store that says rise and shine.

Paige Hampton

Xanax has a huge stigma around it but if it’s used properly it is very helpful. I hate how people who abuse it have given it this bad reputation

Ashleigh

I think you need your glasses, Cody. I saw no negative comments on your latest video 🤷🏻‍♀️

Ashleigh

I used to have a prescription for Xanax and ended up addicted/dependent. I was taking more and more in order to sleep through my depressive episodes, and my tolerance kept going up. Depression is also a side effect of the withdrawal, so I'd get stuck in a vicious spiral, going days at a time barely conscious of anything in the rare moments I wasn't out cold. One time while I was really fucked up I tripped and fell and almost broke my nose, and my mom saw it happen. It scared the shit out of her, and I felt awful about it. Xanax is fucked up and I hate how popular it is. If your doctor ever suggests it, please ask about what else you could try first. Because almost anything else is better.

beastghost

I dont understand the controversy over ur last video, it was literally the same idea as all your other videos on shitty comedy like the instagram comedians video???? I thought the worship of angelmamii was a joke and kinda funny but now I'm just concerned lol

cody i love u but fr do u realise that u have a lot of people that love u and ur vids and that if u posted a 3 hour vid of u sleeping a lot of people would enjoy it? like stop worrying so much just do what u want to do

melanie

I've heard NHL commentators call the Stanley Cup Lord Stanley's Hardware. So yeah there ya go cody

Daniel Gonzalez

this is an interesting sentence

EXACTLY. or Neil Breen.

Ana M

Lads I was one of the VIPs at Tulsa that was late and came after the show, I'm the one that told Noel he had a large head and I feel very bad about it. I'm sorry Noel.

Cody I loved your video and even commented that I loved the editing!! Hope you keep doing you😊

Lauren

I was at the Springfield show and met you at the m&g more near the end of it, but I thought your show was great, I loved every minute of it. I thought everything flowed really well and really liked the incorporation of songs. You guys killed it!

Yeah in the midwest we call the orange cones the midwest flowers. As soon as the weather isnt complete garbage they sprout up

Thenotsobasicbitch

cody think about the type of ppl that would laugh at an angelmamii tiktok and then think... do u care about their opinions

angelmami can suck it

wanted to hear a little more about ReportOfTheWeek but cody was too busy being in his feelings over what teenagers have to say in defense of someone they just started "stanning" a week ago :/

Everett

When cody said ‘that one hurt’-> me🥺

Had a blast at the Springfield show! I sat next to two drunk black people and they were a hoot but they were being so fucking loud the entire time.

WHY WOULD I EVER TRUST YOU GUYS??? I PLAYED THIS SHIT AT WORK AND CODY HAD TO START MOANING OF COURSE. THIS ROOM IS NOT SOUND PROOF AND IS ATTACHED TO ANOTHER OFFICE, IM PRESSED. Why did I do this. It's my fault smh

Probably gonna clip that sweet rise and shine for an alarm

Raven

YO! PLEASE READ!!! I’m coming to see you in Vegas on the 20th, and then I’m flying directly to go see @richbrian in San Fran. Is there anything funny or cool we could do to mess with him??

That tiktok video was hilarious Cody, keep doing your thing and don't listen to all the millennial boomers on twitter

Christian Lenard

Cody I love you and all your videos, don't listen to the haters....if you think about tho.... they kinda are still a fan if they are talking about you either way lol

Brittany Manne

I was super nervous that they were gonna roast me for giving them a doll during the meet and greet in Columbia mo. It was creepy as fuck. Also, the standing room was awesome at the show. no need to apologize, Cody

SILVERWARE ffs man

Rhhyyiïazzzss and shiiiyynnnee

Most people consider us the Midwest. But I don’t even think it matters even tho everyone I know around OKC says Midwest. It’s subjective. South. Midwest. 🤷🏼‍♂️

Hunter Collier

Hell naw Cody that video was an absolute dinger

Oklahoma is not the mid west bruh

mediocreson

I didn’t think you were harsh to angelmami but I also think her videos are purposely strange and I kinda liked them idk i just like the weirdness in them lol. Your comments section on Youtube has become really saturated with it being popular and with that you get some idiots but the people who have been here for a while still absolutely love your content, you guys are the best in the game

Jacob

Also, if you're interested, please email me: daytoconverse@gmail.com

Codell Killer, I am a senior in High School and for my Dual-Credit English class I’ve been tasked with the feat of interviewing someone I don’t personally know. When I read the prompt, my mind went to you because I’ve been watching and listening to your guy's podcasts at least 3 times weekly since about the 40-50 episode, idfk. I know this is a reach, but if you’re interested we can schedule a time for an interview of 3-5 questions with somewhat deep answers about YouTube, music and of course the TMG podcast. I’ll be writing a paper for my English class and most likely making a video for my class. Thank you from a long time chodester,Dayton Converse

what’s the biggest one

i havent clicked the link, but even just reading the url, i hope they read it

i like how it feels like you're in an office with all the people in the back

Ben Merrill

Hardware is a term for trophies lol cody was right

Hoops Reference

a bartard story about my brother cuz he fucked up big time: when my brother was a senior in high school, he invited a bunch of his friends over to do xan. They came over but didn't want to do xan, so my brother snorted 3 bars and his friends all got super high on weed and adderal. So him and his dumbass friends are all high as fuck and getting pissed off playing GTA 5 and so my brother thinks its a good idea to come mess with me (I was 14 at the time). It's like 1 am and I'm halfway asleep and a bunch of high ass older kids barge in my room screaming. Let me tell you I've never been more certain that I was about to die in my life haha. oh yeah my brother had also taken a couple shrooms at this point so I don't think he even recognized me. He's done stuff like this before so I keep this big ass hunting knife by my bed and as soon as they barged in I grabbed it and ran at them, but I was like a 115 lb freshmen in highschool so I don't think I was very intimidating. Anyway eventually they leave my room, and I go to bed with furniture blocking the door and my knife in my hand. Next morning I wake my brother up with the knife and tell him that if he ever does that shit again I'll kill him. this fucker goes "what? i went out last night I swear" he literally didn't remember being in his own home. well he's in prison now for like 10 years so he fucked up big time i guess

You can't beat the BEST SHOW OF ALL TIME the H3 not a podcast podcast.

Jakob West

i decied to play the podcast out loud and my dog was sleeping next to me and when you guys started singing the “rise and shine” my dog woke up and freaked out looking around the room to see where that was coming from since i’m home alone. now she probably thinks we have ghosts in our house, thanks guys

Kierstyn Rose

the natural light really brings good vibes to the video

Tyler Meisinger

Can y’all read this for the next bonus ep pls http://blowflygirl.blogspot.com/2009/08/here-is-my-maggot-story.html

I’m not in anyway a Kylie fan, but somehow maybe the way he says it but Cody pissed me off when he said Kylie fucked up and like jingle thingy was so bad. I don’t understand

Tucker Mathews

So I got the meet and greet package for the Tulsa show and… first of all, show was amazing you guys killed it like always. Second of all, I literally should be banned from meet and greets. This was my first one ever and it turns out I am not cool nor chill around people I admire. So I blew my one chance by acting like an idiot -_- Anyone going to future meet and greets please redeem my mistake and act natural:) TLDR: I am fucking idiot

i firmly dislike the presence of that tube of toothpaste in this video. why was it on the table? who last used it? how was it so easily forgotten? why is nobody squezzing it onto cody’s inner thigh and snorting it? i need answers

michael

Cody's recent videos have been fucking incredible man, don't listen to the shit in the comments because they don't matter or tune into the pods. I've watched the couples cringe and the angelmami video like 4 times each and loved them. So sad we almost saw a full "Cody gets actually mad" episode today.

Oliver Downes

Fuck PG!

I fucked up big time mixing other things I shouldn’t have with light and dark liquor, Hadn’t eaten all day and it was midnight, idk probably like 30 shots and 4 beers my friends made me stop, threw up 100 times and slept it in, peed all over my clothes in my closet, and I swear the hangover lasted at least 24 hours, not the biggest fuck up of my life but it’s up there

Holy shit you actually read my bartard story!!!!

Alex Madore

i agree with lo on this motion and would also like to add that people feel entitled to be entertained in a way they expect, so cody opting to show his real, confused reaction instead of forcing himself to make jokes has people riled up

regarding all the negativity cody got for his latest vid, i saw a clip on twitter of angelmamii7 saying in a live that they make the tiktoks to just be confusing — so cody literally reacted how they intend their videos to be received, and is somehow getting shit for it? it’s ironic as fuck...

CODY!!! I’m SO sorry for the reaction on your new video :( You don’t deserve any of it. It was a great video, so funny and it made my night. Also you didn’t bash her in any way, just reacted with yknow, common sense to her stuff. I went thru your tagged tweets and god.... I can see why you’re upset. So fucking mean for no reason and it’s all these tween stan accounts that are immature af and it’s exactly how Noel said - it’s all ironic so please don’t worry. Just know there are also many of us who love you so much and understand all the work and effort you put into every single video and we appreciate it so much. Please try not to take the comments to heart and again, i’m really sorry you have to read things like that about yourself. :( Noel ty for defending your short king make sure to always remind him his worth because he has insecurities like every normal person and comments like that only fuel the flame lol. Same goes to you Cody - have each other’s backs lol!!! I know it’s sappy but yall aint about to pull fragile masculinity on me right??? ok lol thats all love u guys keep up the funny ass content

same experience, my left leg was shaking uncontrollably and a bunch of other bodily sensations which led me to webmd and so i thought i was having a stroke. I ended up laying on my living room floor with my dog hoping I'd make it to see tomorrow.

The intro sent me

I fucked up when I got cross faded at my senior prom and EVERYONE including the teachers could tell. Off 2 dabs and several gulps of Jack Daniel's I kinda checked out. Completely fried I gave zero fucks and grabbed the hand of someone's prom date and tried to dance with him. I also grabbed a drink out of someone's hand, drank it, and then chucked it over my shoulder. I must have had cotton mouth because my dumbass later spilled water in front of the dj booth where my AP econ teacher. I don't remember doing any of these things, but I was kinda seen as a legend by the rest of my senior class & ppl would tell me stories of things I did that night. Getting fucked up for the sake of avoiding social anxiety isn't worth it.

I took an adderall for the first time the other day and crushed a bunch of homework but then it was nighttime and I was feeling all jittery so I thought smoking weed would calm me down. Nope, sent me into a panic attack that lasted two fucking days. I thought I was dying and I couldn't feel my legs. So I guess you could say I fucked up big time.

Em

hahahahaha i cant do this man, looks my boy\

Jonah Kennedy

this angel mamii shit is like when film kids hype up tommy wiseau

bruh also cody that vid was funny, the punchline jokes and shit, made my shitty day honestly

Jonah Kennedy

is no one going to talk about the tube of toothpaste that was just sitting there the whole episode? they didn’t even acknowledge it

em

Not gonna lie, i had to google the Kylie Jenner meme

2oV

Noel's story.

Em

i think people view the extra editing on your newest videos as a crutch, your videos where extremely funny with just simple editing. thats jus what i think but i dont really know shit so

Kamran ali

Im from Tulsa. Wish I could have been at the show but going to school at KU in kansas. got to see you when you went to Lawrence and got the VIP. the whole midwest SUUUUUUUCKSS!!!

Jack Berrey

It’s not a thigh band it’s a Garter you colossal idiots

You guys’ show at the National on Nov 5 is gonna be a standing show and the following one at the Norva in Norfolk, VA

They said they previewed a track on Instagram but I don't see it on Cody or Noel's. Anyone know where to find it?

also noel has been looking extra radiant and happy lately. love that for you

i knew you guys were back on your bullshit when you hit the riiiiseee and sHHHinnee

Hi I'm from Nebraska and I have big taint energy

Taint

noel's lineup lookin' clean

Correction: we a bunch of oklahomos out here 😂

Hunter Collier