Episode 104 - Sexy Magic Tricks

Supreme dreams does the sketch

Y’all uploaded this on my birthday!!!:D

Hey just wanted to say I’ve been having a really shit time lately and listening to you guys calmed me down when I had the worst anxiety possible when a guy cheated on me. I listened to this as I cycled to his house to break up with him. So thank you for 2 years of being there for me, it means a lot. Love you meatbags

dawg omfg i’m on lexapro now 🤪🤪

I go to sleep listening to TMG and I busted out laughing at 7:55 next to my husband. It wasn’t easy to explain. STUUPID.

I feel like Cody has very “I live in Venice” perspectives on cars and eating meat.

Nah, you're right.

Love you, guys ❤

Ola

isn’t it called ‘abducting’ when it’s an adult..?? i could be totally wrong but i thought i heard that

love the idea of noel’s race community, i follow a bunch of stuff online and would really like to see some content about it from noel too

Thank you guys for 2 years of amazing podcasts

Sam Stark

noel being surprised by GHB taken recreationally is honestly funny as shit

Cody has no idea how politics work

Cody you should said “show me your bussy”... a missed opportunity

Jessie

omg so fucking grateful bc i just got a therapist but this shit used to be (and still kinda is) a lifeline for me so I relate v much. wish you all the best n hope everything gets better for you :( !!!!

I’ve been having the worst 3 months and I don’t even care what people think I’m gonna share my shitty life on the Internet bc I do it every day anyway LMAO I’m getting evicted bc my roommate kept paying our rent late even when I told her I coULD PAY IT BUT SHE REFUSED and I don’t know what I’m gonna do! I got moved to a new position at work and I’m completely overwhelmed bc I don’t know what to do, I have the worst body dysmorphia and it gets worse and worse everyday even tho people are like omg!!! You look fine! I can’t afford therapy bc my health insurance is the fucking WORST! BUT my fucking point is, anytime I put on your podcast it makes me forget about my shitty fucking life and distracts me from the fact that I wanna die and I’m so thankful for you guys! Congrats on your success so far and I hope to meet you guys in the future!!!!

what you guys said near the end stopped me in my tracks 🥺 noel you fucking go but don’t die yet lmao

abby

My name is Amber and I’m currently a third year law student. This episode was made for me. The term “kidnapping” is a more narrowly used term to describe the unlawful containment/confinement of a person + asportation (movement/“carrying away”) of the person. The term “abduction” is more broad, generally not requiring a threat of force or bodily injury. The word “Kidnap” originally meant to steal or carry off children or others in order to provide servants or labourers for the American plantations. The term “adultnap” apparently never caught on, so today “kidnap” encompasses all scenarios, child or not.

Actually, the infamous Corbin vs Dallas case paved the way for the usage of the word we know as kidnapping today.

When are they gonna realize they have more monthly listeners than Yung Bans lmao

holy fuck, happy second birthday guys! I remember the first birthday podcast. it was around when the latest COD was released and I went over to a dudes house, who I only wanted to go see and fuck, but he was too busy playing COD. so I was listening to the podcast with headphones trying to not die laughing when y’all were using the autotune and just waiting for this dude to stop playing games so he could get pussy. I guess this podcast has taught me that gaming > boobs, coz that’s fukn gay

I KNOW RIGHT. I feel so proud of my racially ambiguous dad.

Ivan Lopez

thank you for doing god's work

Noel start a youtube race competition. Build your car and race. Like the Boxing but better!

Conor R.

I'm really happy for Noel . To hear about his struggle with anxiety and never feeling like he was good enough to what he said at the end of this episode, that he's felt like he's done everything he's ever wanted to do. That's really inspiring. I feel like a lot of this last year I've been stuck in that first part so it's really nice to hear someones journey through that, I'd like to get there some day. I feel like Cody has also gotten a lot better with the anxiety stuff too. Overall it seems like they've both just learned to give fewer fucks and that it's really helped them be happier and more fun, genuine people. Also Cody has always been a funny person, but lately his jokes and his timing have felt really legitimately comedic and super well executed, but still in a really natural way like he's not even trying. So I guess what I'm trying to say is that I'm happy for both of you.

Excited to see you guys at the Senior Center

Noel, if you're serious about racing and becoming a good driver, look into spec Miata racing with either Sports Car Club of America (SCCA), National Auto Sport Association (NASA). I know racing a Miata might sound lame, but those cars are scary in the twisties. And a car with 120 hp won't do the work for you, it'll make you learn how to drive well. As racing goes, it's pretty affordable too. Just give it a google, I'm sure you can take a class near your area. See ya in College Station!

Made the mistake of eating and driving while listening to this. Starting laughing, almost choked, then almost got in a crash

Phenibut is wild slam down a cup of water with some scoops in there its like fake xanax, then just chug beers and youll be blacked out

Joe L

The story near the end kind of reminds me of this guy my friends and I sort of knew because he alsp ended up flipping his car over. It was assumed that he was on Xanax, but he tried to convince everyone that he was going the speed limit when he turned that corner (in a 30 mph zone), then he told me that his grandpa got the wrong sized tires from the mechanics. He's also a pathological liar and that wasn't even the worst of his lies.

2oV

Thank you for the math

Just__Jonathan

Hope there's no visual bits bc I can't wait for the video pod anymore, I need my boys

Connor Simon

noel make a car show/meetup with a DJ or something

Just tiny meat gang-athoned every single episode. I LOVE ZUMBA

Did Cody really just sprinkle in the fact that Dom is going to be on real bro’s. Like y’all need to pause and let me catch my breath real quick.

My b

TMG

cant say ive ever said this but where the fuck is this titty milk video

Jack Perdue

rip to RMR

Alex Bennett

Unrelated but come to the University of Toledo since you guys have gone to a few colleges 🤑

Lauren Hower

i live in utah and theres a motorsport campus out in the middle of bfe called the MILLER motor speedway so peep that next time you come thru

Great pod, made me produce various chuckles, would consume again.

Hail yea

low key teared up when Noel said that thing about if he dies tomorrow he did pretty much everything he wanted to that was too much

Coming out tonight. You need to see how much knee is in this one.

TMG

Yo you guys should check out”the circle”. It’s another uk reality tv show and I fucking love it but it’s some proper black mirror shit. It’s quite long to explain but it’s basically a catfish show mixed with love island, done completely over texting. I don’t think they have an American version but you should defo at least check it out!

so, is there gonna be a video version or nah?

When is the video coming out??

you have to be there by 5pm!

Hannah Daunt

I’ve been to the Anchor Bar in Buffalo. I thought it was amazing

Abigail Fields

Poison Ivy got that shoutout lol

Actually, they use a v6 hybrid in the formula 1 cars, not a v4

When Noel said “I like the feel of like an actual car”. I thought of Elon going, you know what, I am gonna fuck this guy’s wife.

Benjamin Lantz

all my ravers please stand up

Sofia

Episode is loading up and I can already hear it, “ STUPID”😂

Benjamin Lantz

clipping but i like it

I actually work in the corporate office of strip club in Vegas and we deadass have a comedy show in the back if U tryna change the venue 👀 lol

Elaina

Hell yea 2years babbby hahahahahaj,

JustBegone

noel’s sentimental ass got me 🥺🥺🥺

megan kenealy

Urgent!! What time does the Covington meet & greet begin tonight??

Noel Miller to Haas 2021 confirmed

I’m not sure about other states, but colorado has crazy tax breaks for electric cars. You can get like $15k off the face value of an electric car when you buy it

Fifty7Cal

great job in buffalo last night boys!

Okay I decided to listen to the podcast on my morning drive to campus. Every morning I start my day with coffee and thc. Expecting to laugh, i put on this episode and started driving. By the time I got to school, you were talking about your gratitude for the listeners support. Now I'm caffeinated, high, and sad. I love you goobers.

Aly Berry

sexy magic tricks, now that's epic

Actually I’m pretty sure they’ve been doing stuff to save the planet for 30 years to prolong our sentence but people who disregard what scientists are saying are the dumbasses who will be like “oH I dIdNt KnOw It WaS sErIoUs”

I’m on concerta right now and I have the same problems you had noel. I have no appetite and a big metabolism so I’m loosing weight really fast during the week and then I’m forced to gain it all back on the weekends. I shake sometimes in class before it kicks in and have to take 10 mg in lunch to prolong the effects until the school day is over. During volleyball season I’m like a zombie on the court but I have to keep taking my medicine to do well in class

Sorry if you’ve seen this before. But spread this around! I made it for the fanbase! (: https://youtu.be/Z__JYQ01-zM

I just had an emergency appendectomy. Woke up and started slapping this in my hospital room. The nurse pulled up for a listen too. Don’t even need painkillers cause the pod more lit than the fentanyl

Goin to jail is the fuckin move😤

here’s the link to the amber alert video lmao https://twitter.com/supremedreams_1/status/1179489869116121088?s=21

gabydbno

Titty milk link : https://mobile.twitter.com/SCEE_13/status/1181706000090316802

lowkey high key gonna crank down to the titty milk vid

We need that titty milk link

Afro tistic

Happy two years! Buffalo show was DOPE. Love you guys. thanks for making me laugh

Y’all were right when y’all didn’t know shit about some stuff still love you guys gonna buy the noel merch

Tucker Mathews

Also SUKI tho? You posted on your story NOEL. Please come out with it this month my guy

TWO YEARS!!!! 52 is a year. 52x2 is 104. 2 MF years baby!!!

People have been saying we have 12 years to save the planet for close to 30 years now. THEY WANT YOU TO THINK THAT SO THEY CAN PUSH THEIR POLICIES. Sorry for yelling.

Tucker Mathews

I feel like there’s an alternate timeline that we narrowly dodged where Noel is a pro race car driver and Cody is a fitness trainer

Albany was great yesterday short kings 💓💓

Beck

Ohmygawd the Ivy story has moved to the podcast! 😂😂 A fucking legend.

The most consistent men in my life. Happy two years brothers 🤟🏼

Sarah Stone

the buffalo show tonight was amazing thank you for coming and come back next tour!!!!! ❤️

Happy 2 years! Bring back the Gay 4 Me Challenge 😂

Ginger Deems

Hearing you guys mispronounce Nevada makes me want to cry

Happy two years fellas

I love when you know the pod is about 6ix9ine based on the word stupid

oh wait happy birthday y’all are fucking amazing thanks for everything :)

johanna

happy 2 years !! So happy Noel has money now

Lucas

I’m fuckin gay

Just in time boys. Thursday night is back on!

Happy mother fuckin birthday boys!

the last two years have truly been a blessing :)

Adrian Trujillo

YR MAD. haHa. STOOPED

Maksim

Thank youuu

Bee

CONGRATS ON TWO YEARS BOYS

Here’s to another 2 years boys, thanks for the laughs

very nice

Jen

thank you for curing my depression for the night

johanna

Thanks, boys 💕

Ruth Hope 🩷

😭😭😭😭😭