Ep 102 - you. are. not. a. stoner.

someone please help me connect w that guy from tinder... i’m the girl of his dreams

The target app does tell you which aisle stuff is in and i love it because i also hate talking to people

Ashleigh

Yo idk if it was this episode but the part about old town road being the number one song was an extra credit question on my college exam. So, this is an educational podcast.

Anybody selling college Station tickets?

Please bring back the who’s gonna do the what bit lmao

Winky Boody

yo targets app tells you which aisle things should be in (but you’re still going walk out with nothing you actually went to the store for)

Hannah Daunt

I mainly went to universal and islands of adventure as a kid

He most popular song right now is Call Me Maybe - Uncle Noel

GoodBYE

my butthole popped before I heard this

Also I'm gonna sound like a total dad here but the Lowe's app also shows where the inventory is, Walmarts does as well. I don't know about Target app. I'm too poor to shop there.

Dalton

Noel you should check out The Boys on Amazon Prime Video. It's a dark comedy take on how Superheroes would actually act in real life. Letting the power get to them, using their powers to be creeps, etc. Give it a shot you motherfucker

Dalton

you guys should go to tacos el Gordo in Vegas if you haven’t already

Yo straight up i stay getting stuck in hour long YouTube black hole of mtb vids

I’m so happy someone finally gave the Home Depot app the credit it deserves.

i smelt cody’s burp through my ear buds

Maxine Montany

Nice shot!

Carts are carti’s

Spin it out merch pls

Kiara McKinney

I had to get telegram because of your free advertising you big bitches

From the way they talkin I feel like Noel is the special guest on Real Bros

If you never used a Gatorade bottle bong, a pen as a stem and a piece of aluminum foil as a bowl piece. Then you’re not a stoner

Guhbye is goddamne’s younger bro

You guys have to look at r/PremiumSnapReviews

Pick Bobby on love island

Kid ANON

The editing on love island 10 is so good

The most song

SpicyThotJuice

Every damn time noel like this ain’t good but it’s always good

I’ve only been to Disney land once when I was 12. We were originally there for taekwondo nationals. I competed the day before and lost first round. My mom still wanted us to go. My dad was my coach and just talked about how shitty I did the whole time and complained about how expensive everything was. I wore white shorts and it rained so when I sat down they got stained and my mom made me change them inside out. I cried. My mom still made me smile for pictures but my eyes are swollen in all of them. Then my dad lost my little brother for a half an hour. My parents almost got a divorce. I don’t go to amusement parks anymore.

If you guys ever come back to az for another tour date or something we have some amazing trails you should check out!😊 not dh so much but lots of good intermediate rocky stuff. Colorado has Crested Butte and Steamboat which are awesome for DH too if you ever make it out there

Olivia G Nicholls

Cody’s peloton bike comment killed me

The art hoe thing is a copypasta, and you didn’t react to the full version. See: pastebin.com/BjCGEj6Y

Now thats what I call music, Noel miller 2000s

JustBegone

Did y’all get in trouble with the suits over the pre-Christmas bit?

Danny

Cody not knowing what a cart is PROVES that he doesn’t fuckin burn

I live in Utah and I know several grown ass adults that live here that get Disney season passes every year

Lol I live in Anaheim and like 10 minutes away from Disney Land and both my mom and my brother have passes, me and my dad refuse to get them and my mom has been trying to convince us to get some but we won't budge. I really hate Disney because I'm a narcissist fuck and my dad just doesn't have the time to shit like that.

If👏you👏never👏had👏depression👏you're👏a👏piece👏of👏shit...guhbye

Moe

Lmfao you can tell Cody has never been depressed by the way he reacts to Noel saying he’s empty inside. piece of shit

Yo Noel you ain’t slick.. you’re obviously the “special guest” on real bros

Oh thank god my first hit was from an apple. Thank god I can still worship the green goddess and act like smoking weed is my personality!

Moe

TMG X Cumtown

Jack Perdue

u guys evolved my humor. thank u sm

Y'all ON one in this ep lmao

Get a Peloton bike. Spin it out. 💀

Wait is that how Noel actually hurt his neck? Cody told him about the headstand awhile back😂😂

Benjamin Lantz

Happy birthday!

Yay new pod on my birthday 🥳

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Dominic Diprospero

Happy Friday fellas

I’m an audio cutlet

Cheese bois

JustMayo

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