Episode 99 - Mommy's Sweet Buttcheeks

Speaking of data mining I just thought you’d all think this article is cool about this urban art I saw in Germany that uses cameras to read peoples facial expressions which is then used to make this giant smiley face hanging over the city either smile or frown onthttps://kunstundkulturhafencity.de/en/event/public-face

i love that y’all brought up pussy riot, they’re actually in jail now for several years for their most recent protests smh

Does anyone know what the documentary is that Noel was talking about with the gaming team.

Justin Moore

Was listening to this during a math test on Friday, I looked so weird just holding in my laughter in a completely silent classroom

uzulutan

Y’all should look up China’s Social Credit Score. It is basically designed to use technology to monitor citizens and encourage “moral” behavior.

Idiot Abroad is an entertaining ass travel show with a whole lot of Manchester accent

Y’all were talking about hot family ass and then went on to government drones spying on us. No cap this is quality content 👏🏽

Iman

Yeah bro that shit is intense af. Also the game is just as complex as dota or csgo with a ton of money behind the pro scene

Chris

Lele pons already did the friends shit but she just ripped episodes off

Two things: you guys will be coming to Richmond soon and relevant to this episode you should check out the news article out there about the weird tv head dude leaving old TVs on people’s porches and it getting caught on doorbell cameras. Also if you like serious documentaries that have awkwardly funny undertones, please check out the first episode of the Lorena Bobbitt documentary on prime. I feel like you guys will enjoy it. Can’t wait to see you live in November!

Just wanna see I really love how you guys balanced being funny and being serious in this one. One of my favorite episodes so far because of how introspective you guys got without being preachy or dragging on. Yet still had me cracking up at times. Love you guys

was listening to this in the car and laughing my ass off so hard that i swerved into the next lane and got pulled over lmao

Love how an episode called Mommy’s Sweet Buttcheeks delves into the heavy world of drug addiction and celebrity depression

episode 99!

To be fair, a lot of the time Future is like "help I'm addicted to codeine this shit's gonna kill me" but they're fucking dingers so no one really pays attention

Michael Santos

Been thinking about buying a dash cam for my car, but then i thought, what would the judge think if he heard “No mommy put your fat ham slices over here” “IM POPPING A BONE DOG” I’m just gonna take the higher insurance premiums

kbd

Went to Vegas a few weeks after my 21st birthday to celebrate ended up blacking out (first time ever...!) puking on a party bus and having to pay $500 ... ran away in the caesars casino cuz I didn’t wanna pay so we ended up being separated for two hours while they paid the $500.... was in my Uber home and puked as I was getting off .... and paid $150 for that 😫

Maya Szymanski

The part about the guy running down the street to Taco Bell reminded me of this movie I saw where a guy catches his wife being a furry with his friend and then he gets hammered and runs around at night dressed like a gorilla and the whole town thinks it’s Bigfoot and the town becomes a tourist stop for Bigfoot fanatics

Brendan Harle

paused whatever i was doing as soon as you mentioned Hong Kong, please talk about this shit again next pod please? People are saying protesters are funded by the CIA and all my shitty relatives overseas believe this shit. And Police State has never been more accurate. Beating people wearing black, tackling actual kids and beating them for no reason or even just voicing their dissatisfaction.. Hong Kong people are counting on foreign forces. Ethnic minorities like me can't even go out and protest because we'll just get singled out and risk deportation regardless of our citizenship. The local Chinese are getting it worse. Look up Grandma Wong.. I'm scared... so scared.

Y’all gotta read up on professional League Of Legends that shits actually like intense. This superstar Doublelift’s brother like murdered both of their parents or something and then like the next day doublelift still came out and played in the finals for the LCS and idk man just super crazy shit

Kaden severn

As someone who lived through a failed revolution with actual, acknowledged casualties its so fascinating to watch two intelligent back end developers react to modern revolutions

Thenotsobasicbitch

Nice copy and paste

Nicholas Thomas

bruh I fucking live for this notification

Noel I missed your stream and I must know what happened in the first 6 min

The 14 year old fan accounts of y’all on Instagram is getting out of hand by the way, I can only block so many

Ryans Wood

Give me Mark Weins or give me death

i would highkey buy the tiny steak knives,, i need those

Evie

I was very high watching love island when I got this notification and the title made me laugh. Still high

This has gotta be my new favorite episode. Could not stop laughing in my car about the mom ass bit. Holy fuck.

Ruth Hope 🩷

omg an hour and fifteen mins i cant wIt for the vid to be up

rae

Mom says I can't cum in her ass anymore :/

Marcos Dimieri

dawg where tf are the bonus episodes... by my calculations yall owe me $5 x 5 (mo since last bonus ep)

I finally started Love Island because of you chodes and so now I don’t have time to listen to the podcast sorry meat brothers maybe later

Sam Stephan

I'm just saying okay, look I've been an athlete, competitive athlete, or I was one, for 12 years, right? since I was 10 years old. National level, I won nationals one time. I went to- I qualified for one olympic trials, I came like 8th. In olympic trials. Went to, or, qualified for the 2012 ones, too. Didn't go, but qualified for them. Was a D1collegiate athlete for 4 years I've done every type of lifting there is. Olympic lifting, powerlifting, everything. And everything in-between. And then I've done 2 marathons, and done 4-5 half marathons. YOU DON'T THINK I KNOW WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT WHEN IT COMES TO FITNESS? YOU DON'T THINK I KNOW WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT? WHY? BECAUSE I'VE NEVER DONE "STRONG LIFTS"? like amanda I feel like.. I don't know what your, maybe you, maybe you study in school..I'll, I'll, I'll admit that I don't know the science behind this shit. I don't know the science BUT I'VE DONE THIS SHIT FOR YEARS AND YEARS! MY DAD IS ONE OF THE MOST FIT PEOPLE ON THE FUCKING PLANET! HE'S DONE LIKE 50 ULTRA MARATHONS, INCLUDING THIS ONE COMING UP THATS 150 MILES IN, IN THE FUCKING ANTARCTICA! IN AR- IN SOMEHWERE. ALASKA! THATS WHERE IT IS NOT ANTARTICA. IN ALASKA! IT'S COLD AS FUCK. 150 FUCKING MILES. THIS DUDE HAS A WORLD RECORD! but he doesn't know what he's talking about, exactly... with all due respect, you don't know what your talking about. just, just, years. years and years of just fucking.....ya. ya. mhmm.

Lmao facts, if I'm not horny after listening to an episode then it's an off week

Nicholas Thomas

Hahah sometimes like Energy O's I have no idea what to expect or when it's going to cum

Nicholas Thomas

if noel isn’t talking about eating pussy in this episode i’m not interested

done with the podcast great job guys

idk which one of you needs to hear this but— no, i’m not yelling at you for an upload— y’all stay funny (yes, even you, Cody) and we’re proud of you and very glad you’re home (for uploads and rest) ❤️👌🏾🥩

well here i go wish me luck

i read the title and i know this is gonna be good

Talk ab tv just not reality love shows u short mfs

Oh no

i should never be shocked by the titles anymore but i always am

Obama bison

I know Obama’s last name

Bison business

I’m so fucking high

This should be fun...

thanks dads

pls keep ur promise on bringing guests on that’d be dope .. bring jave and casey frey on i’d die

Mammmmmaaaaaaa ooooOOOooooOOOOO!! I loooooooveeee your sweet buttcheeeeeeekssssss