Episode 91 - Juul Neck Hole

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Funniest one in a while

My best friend got a new kitten out on his farm. He was in the dirt room and there was a wasp so he stepped in the house fast and slammed the door closed. He didn’t see the 2 week old kitten trying to hop back in and the door slammed on its head. The poor little guy stated twitching and was paralyzed, my friend had to take the 12 gauge to him. RIP Oatmeal.

After the improv bit, I realized that this was going to be the worst and best podcast you've made. Noel's blowdrying made me lose it oh my lord

Yo vanoss put your new song as his outro

love you guys, love this pod, cant wait for what you guys are working on

Clara Robson

My dad starting listening to this podcast and watching your videos. Around age 20 he had testicular and survivedafter having one testicle removed, and now at shy of 50, he walks up to me today and asks if he has symptoms of ligma. So i humor him and ask what ligma is. And he says 'Ligma ball duuude". why god why

Thopternaut King, Ruler of Orni

in high school I helped my friend who was a year behind me at the time off of meth, he bought cocaine from someone that turned out to be mixed with meth and that started an almost year long addiction

Jordan Manning

This was super enlightening thank you

owen simmons

That’s so crazy me and my friend was just talking the other day about going to confession and being like “father forgive me I been fuckin bitches”

owen simmons

I wrote this to try and capture the feeling of a descent into heroin addiction. Read if you're curious about an addicts perspective: “How's heroin feel?” Let me explain it to you, I've been an opiate addict for a long time and tried many drugs. Drugs that are 'uppers' have the most 'obvious' euphoria. For example if you take adderall/coke/meth/speed/MDMA you will get this shining bright euphoria, self confidence, energy, and other drug-specific feelings (for meth like you are king or for MDMA like you love everyone). However, you owe these drugs back what they delivered to you. After a meth binge, or lots of MDMA use, or staying up all night on coke you will feel like shit. To an extent this aspect is similar to an alcoholic hangover. On the other hand, for many people who experiment with heroin they are underwhelmed (not including IV usage, but most experimenters rarely ever IV first time). They just feel good, chill, happy, but they feel like this spooky drug 'heroin' hasn't delivered. They are just mellow. Oh obviously it has all been a lie they will think. Heroin isn't spooky, it's chill. It's not addictive like everyone else thinks. It doesn't make you do stupid shit or stay up all day and hallucinate like amphetamines or coke. It doesn't empty your serotonin like MDMA or give you a hangover like alcohol. People tend to just think oh, what a nice drug. So the next day they wake up and everything is normal. No headache or shitty feeling--just a slight afterglow of that nice feeling. Oh it was cheap as well! It only cost $10 for a whole night of being high! I thought people said heroin was expensive? And then next weekend comes... There are all these drugs I could do but I liked heroin. It didn't 'fuck me up,' I could still think clearly. No hangover. No feeling like shit later. I still was awake. It just made me happy and content with life. Oh and it's only $10! Well, I should get some more for the whole weekend. This is great! I will use heroin on the weekends now! Now let's say this person works or goes to school and has responsibilities. He knows he can't go into work or class drunk, or on MDMA, or high. So he doesn't. It's actually simple. But heroin... Well the user might actually find they do better work on heroin. Instead of being sad or grumpy or depressed with his job... he is just... happy. Mellow. Content. Everything is fine and the world is beautiful. It's raining, it's dark, I woke up at 5:30AM, I'm driving through downtown boston. I would have had a headache, I would have been miserable, I would have wondered how my life took me to this point. This point I'm at right now. But no, no, everything is fine. Life is beautiful. The rain drops are just falling and in each one I see the reflection of every person's life around me. Humanity is beautiful. In this still frame shot of my dashboard on this empty road I just found love and peace. Heroin is a wonder drug. Heroin is better than everything else. Heroin makes me who I wish I was. Heroin makes life worth living. Heroin is better than everything else. Heroin builds up a tolerance fast. Heroin starts to cost more money. I need heroin to feel normal. I don't love anymore. Now I'm sick. I can't afford the heroin that I need. How did $10 used to get me high? Now I need $100. That guy that let me try a few lines the first time doesn't actually deal. Oh I need to find a real dealer? This guy is a felon and carries a gun - he can sell me the drug that lets me find love in the world. No this isn't working, I need to quit. To answer the question, heroin feels nice. That's all, it just feels very nice. You can make the rest up for yourself. Attach your own half-truths to this drug that will show you the world and for a moment you will feel as clever as Faust.

Benjamin Behrman

Im a 21 y/o who got addicted to heroin at 15/16. I started with percs, and never would've thought in a million years I'd get addicted to heroin, but as soon as I first felt that feeling I was hooked. soon enough, I was physically dependent, and percs got expensive, so switching to heroin didn't seem like such a bad idea. I thought they were both opiates, ones just cheaper, so what's the big deal? Soon after that , I started shooting to get more bang for my buck. Shits ruined my life, I've lost all my family and friends, and spent my young adult years homeless. Now I've been sober three months and am in sober living, but fuck it's hard. Very grateful for yalls podcast tho, just found it a couple months ago, and it never fails to make me laugh and brighten my day 💚 keep up the good work

Benjamin Behrman

Rip sketchy that shit is so sad. Been following him for ages he was gonna blow up if he kept his original sound happy sound. LA fucks people up. He gained like 100k followers tho wtf is that?

Euphoria pretty accurate ngl

How the hell I get this on apple podcasts

i’m 17 and i’ve done literally nothing you talked of, idk if that’s a good thing or not but whatever i guess

Yo what up bro... sick name

I ain't seen euphoria yet but yeah there was like spice or k2 or something laced in the weed at my school and it sent 15 people to the ER

ghostrockband

My little cousin in high school always Juuls and I like to fuck with him and tell him if he gets a hole in his neck from it I’m gonna lay him down and play skee ball with his neck

Fifty7Cal

euphoria is accurate. a couple of my friends OD'd on shit laced with fentanyl before we even graduated

Addiction doesn’t pick and choose... it could happen to anyone, although you have a higher percentage if you have relatives that are addicts/alcoholics. Love you guys!!

Winky Boody

YO, where do we sign up to become TMG fluffers?

I saw a girl I used to party with senior year of HS when I was probably 22. Waved and said hey to her and she legit had no idea who I was. Heroin is nuts

Cody be gettin funnier every pod

Noel always goes in on a story then Cody interrupts and they go on some weird tangent 😂

Euphoria is SUCH A good show but, from my experience, 50% effective

Cody “what’s the stain” omfg I g2g

Kiara McKinney

Noel said “coloring session” and i just thought of him coloring in a coloring book for an hour. what an image

Saylor

I work at LP and I’m at my desk right now and mindlessly put the podcast on, that first part was way too meta for me this early in the morning

Am I the only one crying from laughter about the exploding bit?

You guys have a hundred things going on, don’t put so much pressure on yourself! We contribute to you guys so you can do whatever you want with it and so you can succeed. Not every second of every podcast needs to be gold ❤️

Erica Cuchna (Chuck-nah)

https://youtu.be/o0qp9383cPU Boys the teacher that made a diss track back in your reacting to jake Paul teacher diss video made a video about you guys siding with jake Paul about the cyber bullying 😂

steamy tweets 4 i see you

Dude we don’t gaf about your studio/audio quality as long as it’s not noticeably dogshit. Don’t renovate your studio for us do it for yourselves cause doubt anyone’s listening for the crisp audio or pretty studio. -texting while driving

Third comment in I think you met my dealer

Jack Luthy

Pouring one out for everyone lost to drugs tho. Oof

Jack Luthy

Idk about euphoria but I do know that when I was a kid every teenager was in a bisexual relationship lol

Jack Luthy

And i was about to jerk off my homie.

i was about to sleep but i guess NOT

Was in my room crying but now I’m ok thanks

Lol

Taylakite

Wow I saw this right as it was posted

Terrell brown