Bonus Episode 4 - A Happy Ending

"lets move the podcast around the world" how about out of the world!!

jared smith

I always put tmg on when I roll and smoke my blunts. It felt like a call out when Cody was like “how do you smoke that much?? how is your tolerance so high”

Ash Rosemary Shoop

there's actually a elders react to porn on pornhub...

neoncoont

hey! As a trans person, I'm gonna jump in and say that using "biological male/female" interchangeably with "cis" isn't super great if you're cisgender. Not a huge deal, I'd just go with cis as a catch-all! thx for practicing allyship, we love to see it

thumperjo

Hey guys, I don’t remember if this is the episode (I know this is very old but wanted to clear things up) when you say trans girl that means a trans person that identifies as female, if you want to clarify it you can say male to female (mtf for short) or female to male (ftm). Because this directly points to the biological transition (idk if it makes sense but man identifying as woman can sound wrong). And instead of saying actual man/woman you can say biological or cis. Since indicating that trans people are not actual man/woman can be hurtful to some. (Feel free to correct me if I’m wrong, I might be) I’m definetly not trying to sound like an asshole, I have a lot of trans friends and these are stuff I learned from them. I know what you meant though, just a couple sentences might sound wrong. We all love your content!! Keep up the good work!

Sean

wait I didn't realize that watching blue planet when ur high is a stereotype its actually the best shit to do

Tamara

weird im watching this bonus episode randomly and cody at like 31:00 says beamer boy boy lil peep is a good song. i was a big fan and today is 2 years that he passed.

Kierstyn Rose

"try for a year" my ass, i got pregnant using a condom AND birth control lmao

olivia

Speaking of trying to have kids: So my mom got told that the shape of her uterus would’ve made it hard for her to conceive. My parents started trying to have kids right after they got married and got pregnant 3 months later with my oldest brother and then 2 months after him, they got pregnant AGAIN with my 2nd older brother and they’re 364 days apart. Then they wanted a girl about two years later and got me lol. Then my two younger brothers were unplanned bc my parents didn’t know when to stop fuckin lmao. But three of my brothers have consecutive bdays: Nov 8th(2nd bro), 9th(1st bro), and 10th(youngest) and my other brother was born on my dad’s bday so yeah

Marissa

if you ended the podcast when Cody wanted to, every episode would be 10 minutes long. Don't do that Noel, keep him talking.

Branden Arnett

^ I just subbed to patreon yesterday and I'm just binging the bonus episodes. I purposely try to keep my tolerance low, so I don't like smoking on a regular basis. There are some times where I binge for a few days (and by binge, I mean 1-2 bowls a day for a few day), but I take a break almost immediately. I also don't like smoking for too many days in a row because I end up feeling like a piece of shit who has no impulse control. Also, my dad works at a pot shop but I haven't told him to not bring me anything...

2oV

Yo waddup, just subbed to patreon but I'm checking out the backlog of bonus episodes. Cody asks about weed tolerance somewhere in there, figured I'd weigh in. I smoke that GAS every day. (I'm not proud of it, you're the one that asked) I've been smoking between 10-20 bong hits a day for about 5 years now. Tolerance is extremely high, only feel light-headed for a minute or two after I take a rip. First hit in the morning still hits hard, makes one baked for a good half-hour. Other than that though, it's just a struggle between toughing out the backpain or dealing with the nausea from smoking too much.

Skimo

My best friend has been smoking almost every day since july 2017. Dude can smoke wax carts with 90% THC as if it was mid shelf bud. Crazy shit

Anthony Papagno

"What are frogs when they're babies?" "Baby frogs."

Emilia Thompson

there should just be a "noel's stoner thought" segment

Emmett Hudak

I slept on on a couch for like 5 years finally upgraded to a hide a bed

damienschoyen

new drinking game: take a shot every time Noel says "this is gunna be some stoner shit"

Caity McSween

Making at 30 isn’t cool, whoever wrote that is full of shit. You can make it at 50 and that’s fucking dope. Better than giving up

Aaron Reyes

One of my favorites mainly bc cody looks skinny AF

Hannah Jones

Here's the guy

Ben Wunderlich

the florida project fucks

ayesha

glad cody could go home and fuck his desk lol

benjamin whyte

I live for the rants. Also was this the episode where you talk about Harry Potter wet dreams? BC I've def had one.....just one.....

Mallory Howard

what does Elon Musk call his jizz? E-juice

George Lines

Just in comments tryna find out if fluffers are real

Kaden severn

I'm fucking late with this but I loved The Florida Project! And(spoiler alert) that last scene was filmed with an iphone so they didn't have to get a permit from Disney to film there lol

Delaney O'Neil

Blue Planet is my shit

Imagining fucking in a ghillie suit is fucking hilarious

Hey guys I just wanted to clear it up since you didn’t want to mess it up. So if someone is born into a female body and they want to transition and they identify as male, that would be a trans man. If a person was born into a male body but identified as female, they’re a trans woman. Love u guys tiny meat 4 lyfe

Jenna

I have friends that smoke that much weed and their vocabulary has literally been so depleted since they started.

Scarlett Watkins

fuck whoever said ur getting less funny im still havin a good ass time

Clara Robson

the beginning of this episode is really weird for me because my nickname is desk

Jenna

i got a cousin who owns a tattoo parlor and has his own llc but smokes roughly a half ounce every two days

ed leak the catgirl twitter account

I love you Cody but save your shitty rants put out a fucking Insanely Chill.

Rob

I absolutely agree with the dude who said to stop ranting. We contribute to hear stupid dick jokes not to hear Codys shitty opinion. Noel, don’t stop vlogging. They’re good.

Rob

you guys should watch "Unacknowledged" on Netflix. its about aliens and ufos and has stories from former members of the Air Force and whatnot. It provides a lot of good conversation topics for the pod

Dylan Johnson

1:05:55 the first time on any podcast that Cody and Noel have disagreed on a point? hahah

James Darby

someone wanna tell me why that room look like a fuckin poolhouse

Alexandra Brieger

Toke it up

TMG

How much do I have to pay to get Noel to pile drive Cody through the table

TBEAR

"what do you call frogs when they're babies?" "OH... baby frogs."

Daniel Freeman

Don’t down play an expert shot.

TMG

jeeeezus the word 'toke' makes me cringe SO hard

Lindsey Paulson

Guys have literally nothing to do with whether it’s twins or not 😂 it’s all the women’s doing

Janae

"Lady of Dreams"

Olivia Hanchuk

leave toes alone 2018

Julia Meno

Can you guys talk about the winter olympics next pod?

Meghan

My favourite podcast is this one

Makayla Comelli

Wow did Noel just pronounce Cody’s last name right at 42:00? 🧐

Kell

I be high some time

TMG

Boi I been had dedication 6 on before u figured out how to cum

TMG

You guys talk so much about rap but haven’t even mentioned the GOAT Lil’ Wayne dropping 2 classics back to back. Casuals

why are noel's shoelaces so long

Colin Chalmers

i smoke that much weed

Ethan Hardgrave

Not only are feet nasty af, but aren’t most feet like freezing? I mean can you imagine fuckin ice cold feet wrapped around your dick? I don’t even have a dick and that makes me cringe

Nicki Taylor

that taadpole shit was almost as bad as the hand clit

John Rzucidlo

Also I do kinda smoke all day but it's east coast suburban street weed so I doubt it's comparable. That being said, it does make my tolerance higher and dude that costs me money.

beastghost

Congrats to Noel on being pregnant

beastghost

mane this guy put stickers bragging how he bought a basic ass 1LT cash. If it was a z06 I woulda looked the other way.

TMG

Joshua Smart

I heard Quincy Jones sucked off Michael Jackson

Martel Patterson

I literally made that E-Juice joke to my flatmate earlier this week, and then Cody drops it in the pod. I think I watch these guys too much lol

TrashPanda

I love happy endings

MrFluckoff

This whole episode Noel stayed in the exact same spot, and Cody pulled that damn footstool towards him 12 separate times

zoe

Y’all both were way too comfortable for this lower camera angle

zoe

Yoooo can you link us the video of the dude on the hoverboard who fell

Ashur Lockrem

BLAYZE fuck

Jena Block

instantly recognized this room from your vlog with blaze

Jena Block

say what you will about tan nick jonas and frosted tips adam devine, they make a pretty good podcast together

Liliana Acero-Pedroza

If y'all need inspiration for tmg's next songs, y'all should listen to Molly Cyrus by Stitches. It's a bop.

Callie Tedder

HE SAID BABY FROG LOL IM DONE

Johnnyboy

Can Noel actually go watch The Florida Project and Cody can watch Tangerine,, Sean Baker is amazing as hell with his movies

Josselin

It’s funny Cody was talking about trying to chill when getting new things last episode and then asks to go home to put his desk together lol

Rebecca Smith

Do you have any internships coming up for the Ding Ding Palace? I could be your advisor that keeps you up to date on all Russ cringe.

James Jewett

cody grabbing his crotch repeatedly makes me peak uncomfortable

Kitty

yall always joke that this entire podcast is about dicks but you guys said some insightful shit during this episode!! i was truly put onto some new wavelengths after noel’s depressive episode

shannon

breaking news: you will

TMG

lol

TMG

“That TV shattering really taught me to be patient, that was a coming of age moment for me” “Can this episode be like 10 minutes my new desk just got here”

Jacob B

my forever mood is noel swallowing hard as shit

Isolde Belisle Dempsey

I hope that when I turn 30 I don't start to get excited about desks

arnold

how does noel not step on his laces when he walks?

christian kolberg

BTW i do not drive a prelude

Matt Keller

holy shit LMAO!

Matt Keller

I'm so fucking hungry and it is 11:26 pm here

Suraya Osawaru

also one of my cousin's had a wet dream about harry potter but it was book harry potter. she had an idea of what he looked like that was nowhere close to what he looked like in the movie. he was like buff and some shit in her dream. don't ask me why my cousin told me this

Consuelo Ramirez

why are your shirts the same

hotgirlpolish

why did y'all film this in the waiting area of a car dealership

Sarah Llewellyn

the ding ding palace looks like the lobby of a fancy hospital

Consuelo Ramirez

WOOO

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Liz Feliciano