Episode 7 - Millennial Sasquatch
Added 2017-12-01 07:19:01 +0000 UTCNoel jizzed on the memory card so he has to replace it mid-way. Cover your nose, you can smell Cody's cheap cologne blasting from his Eastern European swag suit.
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the "Piere, you wanna come out here?" is actually sampled from a tv show which is also sick af
Jacob Bultema
2021-07-06 05:06:32 +0000 UTC“the government!” “alien technology!!” am.. am i watching the x files??
meghan
2019-04-17 15:21:53 +0000 UTCi love how Noel is drinking out of a fucking pitcher and its never addressed by either of them
Shannon Bailey
2019-01-24 04:19:28 +0000 UTCwell not lol
Emmett Hudak
2018-10-22 02:58:07 +0000 UTCBecause of that story about the Move Your Feet song, I'm immediately removing that song from one of my Spotify playlists lol
Emmett Hudak
2018-10-22 02:57:47 +0000 UTChey what the fuck
double dick dan
2017-12-31 14:39:33 +0000 UTCi fucking lost it when noel pulled that blender jug out and took a sip
Michael Westoby
2017-12-08 06:39:07 +0000 UTCwhen i was like 13 my brother would hack into my minecraft world and spawn chickens in my houses. i would get so pissed
Claire
2017-12-06 19:16:27 +0000 UTCevery fuckin day bro
TMG
2017-12-06 01:40:37 +0000 UTCDrunk shopping is honestly the best
Nelly Alapnes
2017-12-05 13:14:06 +0000 UTCI worked at bed bath & beyond for 9 months and can confirm that that place fucking sucks- their policies suck, their managers suck, their customers suck. Made me never want to work retail/customer service again.
Mary
2017-12-05 03:40:45 +0000 UTCSomeone told me Cody your're gonna be in the next season of American vandal. Is this true??!!
Johnny
2017-12-05 02:11:14 +0000 UTCCody went through a mid life crisis and dyed his hair blonde. When will Noel hit his crisis? What crazy shit will he do? Face tattoo? Pet Lemur? Buying a Toyota Prius? The anticipation is killing me.
Greg DeVeau
2017-12-04 21:43:04 +0000 UTCAfter you focus switch it back to manual so i dont have to watch it refocus every 10 fucking seconds :)
Drew DeSollar
2017-12-04 21:41:52 +0000 UTCShout out Steffani: <a href="https://discord.gg/r8P3Eh2" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">https://discord.gg/r8P3Eh2</a>
Adrienne
2017-12-04 16:19:06 +0000 UTCYo little riblets. Am I stupid or just blind? I can't find the Discord server address or link anywhere. Can anyone help me out?
Dominik Wilde
2017-12-03 19:44:03 +0000 UTCsorry to mentally fuck the shit outta you but this is where the "yo Pierre wanna come out here?" comes from <a href="https://youtu.be/9sKzhFGpdUg" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">https://youtu.be/9sKzhFGpdUg</a>
Dylan Johnson
2017-12-03 18:01:28 +0000 UTCSo I’m drunk as fuck and my friend is talking about how I’m horrible for hating Russ cause she loves him blah blah and that’s all I️ was like I’m commenting on the tmg podcast blah blah that’s all!!!
Vivian Connolly
2017-12-03 06:34:31 +0000 UTCdid i really just watch noel down a pitcherful of smoothie in like 45 minutes
Natalia Hrab
2017-12-03 05:59:23 +0000 UTCoh y’all want to hear about white ass christmas bullshit? one of my parents set up an email account as “Larry the Elf” and would email the other asking me what I wanted for Christmas and updates on “how nice” i was. they would make me respond to these emails. one year my dad took my disposable camera and smeared small bits of chocolate on it like santa picked it up after eating cookies and “accidentally” took a picture (an up close shot of a stocking to look like his sleeve).
t8um
2017-12-03 04:19:28 +0000 UTCim assuming you're using the phone app, it wont work off the app you gotta use safari
Natalia Hrab
2017-12-03 02:36:55 +0000 UTCHow the fuck do you watch the video, mine just says Vimeo can’t find it
Travis Maguire
2017-12-03 01:10:10 +0000 UTCneed a new discord invite code rn
юдита
2017-12-02 21:04:11 +0000 UTC<a href="https://discord.gg/r8P3Eh2)" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">https://discord.gg/r8P3Eh2)</a>
Nina
2017-12-02 19:56:35 +0000 UTCEverytime Noel adds another 30 minutes to the podcast, he gains daddy points
Papercuts
2017-12-02 19:35:17 +0000 UTCyo what the fuck is the discord ?? y'all keep talking about this shit but i still dont know how to get in that bitch
Ally Garnot
2017-12-02 17:03:06 +0000 UTCauto-focus is not loyal
sawyer
2017-12-02 16:21:42 +0000 UTCEvery time I try to watch the vid it can’t be found wtf guys
Ali clapier
2017-12-02 15:58:48 +0000 UTCStop recording at Noels. Cody's place has an ambiance to it because you never know what the fuck is gonna happen. Also, will we ever meet Alena? Also it's hilarious how many people got triggered by Noel's comments on the Banks situation lol also invest in a fucking soundboard. Also cody's laziness is starting to rub off on Noel. Memory card full? Out of focus? What the fuck man. But great podcast, laughed my dick off
Christian Car
2017-12-02 14:25:01 +0000 UTCWe tested an anti-ballistic missile a couple months ago and it tested yes, stay woke
Sean Leana
2017-12-02 07:51:48 +0000 UTCHOW DO WE GET ACCESS TO THE DISCORD
Mandie Meier
2017-12-02 06:15:15 +0000 UTCThat's not the only thing he's gonna keep coming. Not my proudest fap, I tell you that much.
Bardia Boomer
2017-12-02 05:38:42 +0000 UTCI feel like we're not getting the full story here
Bardia Boomer
2017-12-02 05:37:09 +0000 UTCCharlie pewth?
Rachel Richardson
2017-12-02 04:23:00 +0000 UTCyo i had a santa experience as a kid and i snuck out of my room and saw santa in my living room and he saw me and took me back to bed and tucked me in. i was 7 years old im 20 and i have never forgotten that
Matthew Rhoney
2017-12-02 03:57:20 +0000 UTCnoel whatre ur pc specs
Matthew Rhoney
2017-12-02 03:32:53 +0000 UTCCody seems like the type of guy who used to shop at lammles
briannna king
2017-12-02 03:02:55 +0000 UTCConstant dick jokes... never gets old! (P.S. you guys are dope af!)
Dominic Scala
2017-12-02 02:13:27 +0000 UTCI think this was my favorite episode so far!
Victoria Lyman
2017-12-02 01:43:44 +0000 UTCdudes. I thought we were past that shit. what's with the focus?
Vicky Wed
2017-12-02 01:19:19 +0000 UTCESKEEIITT
Isolde Belisle Dempsey
2017-12-02 01:02:48 +0000 UTCBefore Russ I was a 13 year old girl who couldn’t even wipe her own ass. Now I’m a fully realized business woman on the come up who respects all genders and only dates men who fuck me mentally. #elevatedmindsunite
sofferd
2017-12-02 01:01:24 +0000 UTCYou guys went down a couple notches in my book. Noel really said alissa deserved to be hit? Tbh honest there was foul play on both sides but I do believe barley iniated the violence there are anecdotes of them assaulting and mistreating people in the past
Nick d
2017-12-02 00:41:55 +0000 UTC1) stop recording at Noel’s 2) get a fucking studio 3) pimp the fuck outta the podcast and get a sound board 4) get those cool ass mic stands with the arm like Rogan has
Karson Koski
2017-12-01 23:21:30 +0000 UTCthe yo pierre tag is a Jamie foxx skit. lowkey kind of funny
romeo patterson
2017-12-01 22:50:30 +0000 UTCCody is fucking whipped by kelsey with that wallpaper
The Log
2017-12-01 22:23:23 +0000 UTCyo I fuck with bread pudding heavyyy
Lindsey Paulson
2017-12-01 21:53:26 +0000 UTCYo how to I get on the discord
Justin
2017-12-01 21:50:39 +0000 UTCCody I tried downloading HQ but it's only for people with iOS. You got my hopes up to make free money because I have random trivia knowledge. Hope it comes to Android soon.
Nathan Marhefke
2017-12-01 21:38:21 +0000 UTCI'm from cleveland and it sucks ass
Lily Borden
2017-12-01 21:28:42 +0000 UTCcody 100% tasted his own the first time he was just hoping noel would agree and the backed down when he realised it was weird
Abbie Davies
2017-12-01 20:52:22 +0000 UTCNothing about the entire pitcher of fucking smoothie??
Britt Swaenepoel
2017-12-01 20:17:17 +0000 UTCNoel did you know that when you google yourself you come up as a dead 94 year old australian cricketer. cool shit
Jayden Becker
2017-12-01 19:55:48 +0000 UTCYou are obviously biased about the Faze Banks story, because so far we don't know whoi is in the right here...
Malick Lombion
2017-12-01 18:36:54 +0000 UTCwhen i was in 2nd grade this bitch named britney started telling my entire class that Santa wasn't real and everyone was like "DUDE LOL UR SO DUMB OBVIOUSLY HE'S REAL WHO ELSE WOULD EAT ALL THE COOKIES?!" and she just sat there and silently judged a classroom full of 8 year olds like a fucking spawn of satan
Megan Tretter
2017-12-01 18:30:12 +0000 UTCthe fucking smoothie in the pitcher
Alexis Empleo
2017-12-01 18:22:19 +0000 UTCi was waiting for Cody to roast Noel's drink the whole episode.
Maria Opipari
2017-12-01 18:18:36 +0000 UTCBest part of my week ❤️
Papercuts
2017-12-01 17:49:30 +0000 UTCyo pierre you wanna come out here is from a tv show im pretty sure lmao
Anisha
2017-12-01 17:14:02 +0000 UTCNoel Miller on the beat
Richard
2017-12-01 17:07:39 +0000 UTCSeam*
TMG
2017-12-01 16:56:03 +0000 UTCListen alright this santa business has gone on for too long. Chiming in for the immigrant families that didn't give a FUCK. I tried to believe in Santa but they just straight laughed at me everytime. I remember coming home from second grade from talking to my friends about Santa and my parents would just DE-NY me of any sort of childhood wonder.
Anam Alvi
2017-12-01 16:03:29 +0000 UTCTMG is my clan tag
BenFaist
2017-12-01 15:02:44 +0000 UTCI worked at a group home for 4 years. It was literally working in a regular house with couches, TVs, and food you could eat. Definitely hard to not wanna take a nap or just sit and watch tv. They let you do your layndy there too.
Sara Trekas
2017-12-01 14:45:53 +0000 UTCI like how Sam became Sean and then back to Sam RIP Sam/Sean tho
Leilani Roelofs
2017-12-01 13:39:34 +0000 UTCBecause he is mixed
Bardia Boomer
2017-12-01 12:57:46 +0000 UTCalso i grew up on a farm in norway and we used to leave porridge out on the barn for santa on the 23rd so he would come visit us on the 24th when we celebrate christmas. last year was the first year my family didn't leave anything out for him as all the kids in the family have discovered the #truth, and santa must've been severely pissed as during christmas dinner my grandma had a heart attack and died in my arms. thanks for coming to my ted talk and merry christmas, don't piss of santa if you love your family members.
Brita Reed
2017-12-01 12:10:27 +0000 UTCfuck double dick dan i know the truth!! when noel made me google "guy with two dicks", a video popped up of a guy with two dicks fucking a girl, so naturally i clicked on it and that shit is real. i may not believe in god or santa but i sure as hell believe in the two dick superheroes amongst us. i need the faith.
Brita Reed
2017-12-01 12:01:52 +0000 UTCThe live show better be recorded
Manuel Mendoza
2017-12-01 10:18:54 +0000 UTCwhy is Noel so fucking mysterious?
Tasos Demertzis
2017-12-01 09:27:52 +0000 UTCyo ill fucking 1v1 noel any day of the week.
Matt Keller
2017-12-01 09:07:21 +0000 UTCHere's some more white people Christmas shit. Up until the 5th grade (so about 10-11 years old) I believed in Santa. All my friends made fun of me for it, but I never lost hope. Come Christmas Eve I found my parents wrapping presents and labeling them To: Ashton From: Santa Worst Christmas ever
Ashton Yarbrough
2017-12-01 08:53:06 +0000 UTCRIP Sean
Melissa
2017-12-01 08:32:34 +0000 UTCwhen noel said that guy died while laughing i got alil triggered i was like "can i get uhhhhhh"
Anisha
2017-12-01 08:05:15 +0000 UTCNoel is so knowledgeable. I feel like Cody learns something new each podcast
Liliana Acero-Pedroza
2017-12-01 08:01:59 +0000 UTCwhere can we find the banks video?
Madeline Kiser
2017-12-01 07:53:41 +0000 UTCHaven't watched the pod yet but I propose a (dope) idea. A Christmas giveaway where u buy only me a new computer so I don't have to wait 20 fucking minutes for my 1968 hp pavilion laptop to load the login screen. It'd be in ur best interest as I'd be able to watch the pod faster. Sleep on the idea thanks
Hayley Platz
2017-12-01 07:39:26 +0000 UTCboy keep these coming
Johnny Zurita
2017-12-01 07:29:39 +0000 UTC
