Episode 4 - Sucking Off Robots

I did the carrots and cookies OOPS

nickyyy777

I know this is really late, I just wanted to share my christmas/santa claus story cause its pretty bad. basically growing up my fam was dirt poor but also, my parents grew up in communism, so they were never religious, didnt celebrate holidays, raised me as an atheist. we didnt even have a tv until i was 12. all this culminated in the fact i had no idea what christmas was and when i started going to school and my friends talked about their gifts i just made stuff up for 2 or 3 yrs until i mentioned it to my mom who was like “oh.” so my parents started buying me shit so that id fit in with my christian/catholic school friends lmfao

Luc

shout out to everyone else making 6 figures in LA and still being broke

binarySearchThisIDCK

Keebler and Carrots all day, baby!

Katherine Peg

I left out cookies and eggnog for Santa that we made and decorated personally and then we made special reindeer mix that my dad would go put on the roof it was like granola and carrots and choclate chips with confettii. Sometimes my dad would go on the roof and make reindeer hoof noises too lmao

Katie Johnson

I️ can’t believe I’m actually paying to listen to a podcast but it’s worth I️t as fuck I️ can’t get enough of you fuckin chodes. TMG all day babbyyyy

brandon

cookies and carrots hahahahah my childhood

James Darby

ok but where's the pineapple

Alexa

We left cookies, and if we forgot to buy cookie dough, we'd leave out candy lol

Tyler Payne

I sprinkled glitter and oatmeal out on the snow for the reindeer. White as shit.

Gentry Anderson

maybe people wanna suck robot dick..... (no homo)(or maybe yes homo it's 2017)

Paolo torales

hell yea i did the cookies and milk thing my mom made them and i'd lay them out for "Santa" just so my dad could eat them at like 1 am

nut buddy ~★

Cody are you dutch?

_Tess_

I truly believe we're all sucking off robots in some form of the matter.

_Tess_

Bitch, leave.

_Tess_

pls

for your lil riblets cody has to pronounce his last name

to be honest i watched the audio levels on the computer screen behind you the entire podcast and didn't hear a thing you said- so now i have to take another hour and watch it again

Christina DiMauro

The snapchat is down bit killed me dog

The Log

You need to have a "well, yes AND no" button on your soundboard

tardagain

we need some gay 4 me progress pictures. Strictly no homo...Maybe...I'll wait to see the pics to decide

Johnny

So right about Hollywood. Was in LA this weekend walking on the stars and within 10 min almost got in a fist fight with this dude hitting on my girlfriend and her sister. Hilarious

Johnny

thats... rly flattering but also a little sad

TMG

I for sure left cookies and carrots out. Then again I'm white as fuck. I was pretty disappointed when I found a bunch of labels for presents saying "To: Greg From:Santa" in the middle of June.

Greg DeVeau

next episode

TMG

this podcast is the only thing that makes me laugh anymore

Sofia R

When r u guys going to make fun of my name

LaVonne Happel

wish i had even one of those cords so i could hang myself with it

Alex Dowd

cody ur a dumbass ur reading the bio wrong its saying like "my body? its sinful" shes just bad at grammer

Jessica Beddis

Hell yeah I left out cookies and milk as a kid, but to be even weirder my mom used to eat some and make little crumb tracks to make me think Santa really went in on that shit...Yes my family is very, very white.

Victoria Barra

@porcheadams it's the 3rd pic

Thaddeus Lawson

Of course I left out the cookies and carrots

Thaddeus Lawson

Literally everybody left cookies milk and carrots Noel.

Nio Jacobs

i left out cookies and milk and carrots and water and i'm not even white???

sawyer

sick

Michael

i can't find the #prayfortexas girl on instagram someone help me

Tara Azodi

It doesn't work on mobile for some reason

Violet

literally left out cookies with milk AND left carrots for the reindeer but i am also extremely white so guess it makes sense lmao

Delanie Dougherty

Super Xan was like 20x better than any Lil' Pump song ever.

Nio Jacobs

I cant remember ever believing santa was real. Christmas is a lot more chill in New Zealand than other countries i've come to realise as i've gotten a lot older. Parents probs too lazy to keep up the lie tbh

Kat Kelliher

also all 'her' photos are from @suelynmedeiros on instagram

David Beers

so after a bit of investigating this porche chick's album is literally just another singers music (anja nissen) that she rebranded as hers

David Beers

Of course I left out carrots for the reindeer!!! They need food for their long journey

Rachel Richardson

I bought special “reindeer food” and left cookies and milk (bought that just for Santa too bc no one in my family drinks milk). Noel just had a shitty childhood and is using making fun of Cody as a coping mechanism.

Rebecca McConnell

How tf do I️ watch the video???

Uriel Ramirez

Left reindeer food and cookies 102%

Jacqueline Martin

Did the carrots and the cookies AND left some milk too

100% put out carrots and cookies

Dylan Lane

Totally did the cookies for Santa AND the carrots for the reindeer! I am also incredibly white so I'm right there with you Cody

Sarah Powanda

ya they get hungry too

TMG

nice

TMG

Seeing yall's lower half makes me uncomfortable...

Sarah Llewellyn

album art? more like album fart.

Sofia Cupal

we all left out cookies noel

Tommy

also 69th like

Tori Clay

oh I absolutely put carrots out for the reindeer too... but I'm also very white

Tori Clay

Noel is the only fuck in the world who didn't do the cookie shit

Mandie Meier

i did the cookie shit

Alissa Wasylkiw

also fuck comp sci i just failed my python unit, this podcast is the only reason im alive rn thx

Amira

you guys better be making a mumble rap track

Amira

yes of mfin course i left out cookies for santa anyone who didn't is certifiably w a c k

Jark

nah that is some white people shit. Santa did not exist in my house. in the words of my father ''i wish my white man would break in my house''

Lamarana Diallo

my family is white as shit and we would leave out the cookies and carrots. i found out santa wasn't real because my dad left out HIS favorite brand of beer for santa lmao

shannon

$900. He would do it for $900.

Lili Scheel

Leaving cookies and carrots out on Christmas Eve isn’t a white thing it’s a Canadian thing lmao

Kristina Rahn

dude what the FUCK you always needed enough carrots for each of those mothafuckin reindeers, PLUS milk and cookies.

Dicky Hernandez

Get one of these leaf blower guys on the pod

Justin Kelly

There was no other option you had to leave the carrots and cookies.

Fuck the patreon app, it’s working on the mobile website, anyway my ass thanks you

Moussdog

Hey, im on mobile and I can’t watch the video, it says «  page not found » fuck

Moussdog

We always left milk and cookies for santa and carrots and oatmeal and shit for the reindeer smh Noel

Blake Ford

Thank you for giving me a reasonable excuse not to go to my lectures

Dicky Hernandez

100% left out cookies for Santa and Oats for the reindeer, and yes I’m part white💁🏼‍♀️

Jaclyn Saucedo

"Stick to Hurricane Harbor" - Expert Surfer Noel Miller

Johnny Zurita

santa would write notes to my brother and i and i was such a piece of shit kid that i recognized that the notes may or may not be written in my mom's handwriting. she had to write differently when writing the santa notes because i would go as far as comparing her handwriting and santa's omg

Emily Lange

Elon Musk is gonna make AIs for the soul purpose of fucking our wives

M

Ummm yes Noel I did leave out cookies for Santa and carrots for the reindeer.... my dad would eat the cookies AND he would take bites of the carrots as well as make foot prints. Santa also left us a note!!! I am SHOCKED AND OFFENDED!!!

Emerson Doiron

Anyway Noel's arm in flex pose is waaaaay bigger than last episode

Internet Tourist Guide

dudes. if you want posters/album art maybe give the creatives here some specific prompts and make a "contest".

Vicky Wed

l think noel fell in love w/ himself in this ep.

Jillian Strommen

I am the whitest person I know and I left out carrots for the reindeer

Connor Van Eeken

someone please make a complication of all the whitest things Cody has said

Natalia Hrab

For sure left out cookies and carrots for the reindeer... but I'm as white as Cody. haha

Tim Schogren

"Pencil skirt" Cody? I'm impressed!

_Tess_

I missed my 8 am because of this shit

don't get why the last part about the trunk thing was directed at men, I would rather break my arms and have them be ripped out than go twice.

victoria

left absolutely nothing for santa and i agree that is like top 5 white thing.

Eetu Kaipiainen

Also, I've been begging you guys to let me do your album cover, just let me know what kind of style you're looking for.

Papercuts

Bro is it a Focusrite 2i2 or 2i4? is it, like, the easier to use fucking audio interface ever made

Internet Tourist Guide

Omg.. Senpai finally noticed me :') My name is Hana btw and I love you guys (no homo tho lol)

Papercuts

@porcheadams like the car

Alissar

i left a letter, milk, cookies, carrots, & water lmao. my mom used to write me a letter from “santa” & i never figured it out. surely you can tell that we are extremely white

elaina kuhni

when the mixtape comes out, all the 'must have found my mixtape' jokes Cody made when he was a sad and lonely non-TMG vlogger will finally be relevant. that's progress

Alissar

Does someone know the Instagram of the Portia girl they're talking about? So curious!

Alex Whyte

I left out cookies, milk and nine baby carrots (one for each of them, including rudolph of course) but I'm white and also Canadian, so I don't really know if I'm helping Cody's cause here.

Selena Cox

it was just for context. our secrets are still our secrets

TMG

u guys have to stop with these weird ass titles cause when ppl see my notifs theyre like what the FUCK do u have on ur phone

Najwa

Catch me throwin down some TMG podcast on EDC orlando mainstage tomorrow

Paul

Omg we left out cookies and veggies for Santa and reindeer. And my mom wanted us to believe so bad for as long as possible so I was like 10 years old until I finally knew that Santa wasn't real.... It was ridiculous

Carrie

Sweet can’t wait to pop this molly and listen to this.

Manuel Mendoza

again with the gun noises i swear

Megan Tretter

When will you tell us your DJ name? Or was it DJ Rosetta Stone?

Jordan rhorer

okay of course i did the milk and cookies and reindeer food!!

Lindsey Beck

i did the cookies thing

Reyna Benson

we would always forget the cookies so sometimes we left barritas as Mexican as we are for santa and a leaf of lettuce no lie for a single reindeer..

Frida Ibarra

whats the point of the bonus ep if u just tell all the ungratefuls what we discussed

Karson Koski

You guys fuck, Haaard

Emma Kessel

noel’s impressions are always spot on wow

emma frame

can we do a girlfriend reveal for noel on the bonus episode? starting to think she's #fakenews

sofferd

i fall asleep thursday dreaming about when i wake up friday, i dont have to go to class in the AM and i can watch my new york strips kill it

Matt Keller

its so cute, they're matching <3

Frida Ibarra

Aw Skeet Skeet Got Damn. I'll hit play when I don't have responsibilities to tend to in the morning... can't wait though! #TMG

_Tess_

Eskettit, that fucking Kurt part had me rolling

Graham Hunter

no table today? u guys are innovative

Natalia Hrab

SCENERY CHANGE ALERT

nick

VEAL

Nick Boutilier

Fuck yeah I legit finish work right now impeccable timing master rib eye

jaimie