"I'm not having fun unless I'm being a nuisance.'
Storyline: You are just trying to get home when you see someone acting frantic and talking to themselves. Next thing you know their lips are on yours and the guards are passing. It seems that you just helped someone escape a bad night. In order to repay you for your niceties, the random person invites you back to their apartment. You can trust they are as harmless as they say they are, right?
Includes: Modern fantasy setting, hatred of nobility, guards, crime, kissing, oral, moaning, dirty talk, whispering, drinking/sipping, listener asks questions that the narrator is unhappy with, biting, and body worship