"Please, let us out! We didn't DO anything! I mean, I know we're...changing like this, but it's not our fault! I really don't think it's contagious, I was around my boyfriend for a week as my snout started growing in, and while it was quite stressful, nothing seemed to happen to him. I don't know what happened to cause this, but even if keeping us separated from the general public is necessary, it doesn't have to be in these conditions, does it? Can we at least get a mattress down here?
We're not...we're not smelly, neither of us have done anything like that! I'm beginning to think there's some things you're not telling us..."