One chance to be a tiger with me
Added 2025-03-10 01:45:56 +0000 UTC"I screwed up...I know I screwed up. I wish you didn't have to see me like this, I was hoping I could just slink away and spare you all this...
I know these transformative diseases are transmitted sexually, but I didn't cheat on you, I swear! For the five years we've been together, it's only ever been you...I thought you might be the one. Hopefully you know me well enough to be able to believe me on this. No, it was my stupid roommate...SHE gets around, and I made the mistake of borrowing one of her...you-know-whats. I just get done using it and she bursts into the apartment, panicking about her stripy face and growing snout. Somehow I knew right away, it was over for me, too.
But...I don't know, I couldn't ask you to, but...i-it is transmitted sexually...if you wanted to join me, you could. But that would mean giving up so much, everything you've worked towards as a human...I just thought...well, I won't hold it against you if you don't. Unfortunately I don't think you have much time to think about it, either..."
