Video link: https://files.catbox.moe/mu8r15.mp4
"You're recording now? Yeah? Okay, good.
Hey there, uh, hello to everyone who sees this...(who are you showing this to? Don't show my parents, I guess everyone else is fine?) Y'all said I'd never take the plunge, well guess what...that only ever made me more determined, so here I am, all panda, even in the cracks. I told you, I always wanted to be one, so I reached out to some of those guys you see pandamaxxing on the video sites for advice, and...yeah. Honestly, I think I look amazing, and I feel amazing.
I guess this is sort of my last will and testament for my human stuff, so...really, I suppose I don't care? I just want to move on, on all fours. Jake, you're the smartest person I know, so you can distribute everything I own to people who want it, and keep some of it for yourself as payment, whatever's fair. Oh, give Rachel back the stuff I borrowed from her, she knows what's hers.
This might be the last you guys see of me, I'm gonna go do bear stuff in the woods now. So...byeeee!"