Don't think about being a cat
Added 2025-03-20 02:27:59 +0000 UTC"How much longer is left? He said until 5 o'clock...I have until 5 o'clock to prove I'm not a cat. Just another...45 minutes of avoiding cat thoughts...that's what the creepy guy said, right? Don't think about being a cat...about prowling around on all fours, stalking the night, rubbing up against owner, purring...mmm, the scent of tuna...n-no! No...every time I think cat thoughts, I slip a little further...oh god, look at me! I'm almost completely a cat already...no, don't look, don't think...eyes shut. Human! I'm human...I'm...not a cat...no tail, no teats, no paws, no claws...claws to sharpen and hunt prey...mmm, mrrrrroww..."
