Are you into ferrets? (Video)
Added 2025-02-13 02:38:36 +0000 UTCVideo link: https://files.catbox.moe/qz5opo.mp4
"Hey there, I know we don't know each other. You've probably seen me floating around this party for a bit, pestering every guy I can pull aside...you would not believe how difficult it's been to proposition anyone here, everyone seems to have a girlfriend or is skeeved out by animal girls. So let me just ask you too, real quick: are you into ferrets?
...You're not against them? Ok, that's a 'yes' in my book. Look, can you help me out for a minute? I need you to take me into one of these bedrooms...maybe not the one where everyone tossed their coats...and fuck me senseless. Can you do that for me? It's a ferret thing...a kind of really important thing, I won't bother you with the details, you can Google it later. We kind of have to breed. I'm not looking for love or a commitment. Unless you're, like, offering, haha. But yeah, if you don't have anything better to do..."
